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I want my husbear's baby

I've been having this weird fantasy recently. You see, I'm a strict bottom and have been married with my husbear for just over four years. We're both poz and in our late 40s. My husbear's beer can thick and drills my mancunt regularly. Our relationship is fairly open - I still like taking anonymous loads, both poz and neg. We both remember cruising in the 80s, and nothing gives me a rush like getting fucked at a truck stop by a nasty, greasy, unwashed trucker. But I digress - I have one thought occupying my mind. I want my husbear's baby.

Yes, you heard me right. I want his assbaby. I want him to knock me up with his potent, toxic seed, and give me a tainted baby, the first man born of men. Our son would be a god among men, hung like a stallion, and build and ripped as fuck. We would both bottom for him. I've begun to jack off regularly thinking of this (I like the idea of being knocked up). Anyone else had a male pregnancy fantasy here? Is this healthy?

by Anonymousreply 39March 5, 2020 2:27 AM

Dream on, tampon!

by Anonymousreply 1May 27, 2017 2:01 PM

๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

by Anonymousreply 2May 27, 2017 2:02 PM

Time for new meds, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3May 27, 2017 2:02 PM

Troll

by Anonymousreply 4May 27, 2017 2:05 PM

R3 There's nothing manlier than a man knocking up another man. I mean that's fucking ALPHA stud. I want my son to be the POZ master, a dark minister of depravity, converting all men with his fertile seed like a satyr's aphrodisiac wine.

by Anonymousreply 5May 27, 2017 2:05 PM

I hope you get ass cancer, OP.

by Anonymousreply 6May 27, 2017 2:07 PM

Go to bed, OP, and sleep off the effects of whatever drugs you just took.

by Anonymousreply 7May 27, 2017 2:09 PM

R7 I haven't touched Tina since 2005.

by Anonymousreply 8May 27, 2017 2:10 PM

When I came out and divorced my wife, I got custody of my son, who I now raise with my husbear. We think we're great, tolerant, understanding parents, but something's been bugging me recently. My son is sixteen now, and a hot piece of jock ass. I caught him jacking off to some of my Dick Wadd collection and he has a thick, maturing cock that will one day be a master rod of pain and pleasure. But for now I can't get my eyes of his ass. He works out wearing his jock and an old T-shirt, and I can smell all his hormonal boy smells: his rank pits, ass, feet, ball sweat. It's so fucking masc. I want that fucking hole so bad I jack off furiously to the thought of refreshing my DNA in his tight boicunt. I really wish he's gay, because if he is, my husbear and me are fucking breaking him in hard and deep.

Anyone here had any sexual thoughts about family members? Anyone acted on it? I think I might (16 is legal where I am).

by Anonymousreply 9May 27, 2017 2:12 PM

What?

by Anonymousreply 10May 27, 2017 2:12 PM

Homophobic much? Wanton poz gays inseminating each other with poz children to infect the rest of the world sounds like straight paranoia from the eighties.

by Anonymousreply 11May 27, 2017 2:12 PM

I'd bet you posted your little story with smug satisfaction, OP.

We are not amused.

by Anonymousreply 12May 27, 2017 2:13 PM

R11, chill, bro, it's my fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 13May 27, 2017 2:13 PM

R9 Not. Funny.

by Anonymousreply 14May 27, 2017 2:14 PM

Oh, and children aren't safe with gay parents - another classic homophobic meme. Enough.

by Anonymousreply 15May 27, 2017 2:14 PM

Exactly r11 -- gays are perverts who want to stick their cocks into everything male, including children, including their own children. Who hasn't heard this ugly statement?

Now validated.

by Anonymousreply 16May 27, 2017 2:15 PM

Let's all FF this post!

by Anonymousreply 17May 27, 2017 2:16 PM

This is funnier than the "I'm cradling my mug this morning" thread.

by Anonymousreply 18May 27, 2017 2:16 PM

R16 = sex-negative prude. It's just a fantasy!

by Anonymousreply 19May 27, 2017 2:16 PM

It's not even fantasy, R19. It the workings of an obviously deeply disturbed, deranged person, which is what makes it so amusing.

by Anonymousreply 20May 27, 2017 2:20 PM

R9 - LOLWUT

by Anonymousreply 21May 27, 2017 2:21 PM

This site is such a magnet for crazy.

by Anonymousreply 22May 27, 2017 2:22 PM

You're too old, Caitlyn.

by Anonymousreply 23May 27, 2017 2:29 PM

R23 - bitch, please.

by Anonymousreply 24May 27, 2017 2:49 PM

[quote]We would both bottom for him.

I was with you until this line. And yes, I've had this fantasy a couple of times in the midst of passion, but only for a second before the rational mind kicked in.

by Anonymousreply 25May 27, 2017 2:55 PM

Are you in prison yet, OP?

by Anonymousreply 26May 27, 2017 3:02 PM

๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

by Anonymousreply 27May 27, 2017 3:02 PM

R26 I have been in prison, but on bullshit drug charges. I did eighteen months. The sex was fantastic, but prison's a shithole. The food is terrible and life is boring. All you can do is fuck. The guys are usually hot and masc, which is a plus. I got pozzed when I was inside.

by Anonymousreply 28May 27, 2017 3:10 PM

R28...

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by Anonymousreply 29May 27, 2017 3:15 PM

Fear and self-loathing at the DL.

by Anonymousreply 30May 27, 2017 3:38 PM

If you're a bottom and you like your studs, prison's the place to be. Hot, masc, tatted, testosterone driven str8 guys who will pound your hole until you're pissing cum on the shower floor. Seriously, I think more bottom should try to get themselves sent to prison just for the fucking.

by Anonymousreply 31May 27, 2017 4:09 PM

I neever been zo shjocket een my life!

by Anonymousreply 32May 27, 2017 6:10 PM

I know someone who may be able to assist, OP

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by Anonymousreply 33May 27, 2017 6:13 PM

If I ruled the world, using the term "husbear" would be a capital offense.

by Anonymousreply 34May 27, 2017 6:14 PM

Jesus Fucking Christ. Never have children you no necked whore!

by Anonymousreply 35May 27, 2017 6:17 PM

best DL thread ever?

by Anonymousreply 36May 27, 2017 7:35 PM

R36 - it sho' is massa, it sho' sho' is.

by Anonymousreply 37May 28, 2017 10:44 AM

At least you have a vivid imagination, OP.

by Anonymousreply 38March 5, 2020 2:12 AM

R38, This is a 3-year-old thread & you bumped it...why?

by Anonymousreply 39March 5, 2020 2:27 AM
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