And Jason Blossom's murder is ...
Riverdale: The Official Thread -- Part 3
|by Anonymous||reply 331||Last Monday at 12:10 PM|
WTF??? Jason Blossom got killed by his dad, Clifford Blossom, and the Blossoms are drug lords (that's what Jason wanted to get away from)?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/05/2017|
[quote]And Jason Blossom's murder is ...
MurderER. So sorry for the typo.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/05/2017|
Thanks for the new thread!
I was one of those posters who had been bitching about Joaquin's acting abilities but was prepared to wait some more. Perhaps he was saving all of his acting moves for his confrontation with Kevin? Well, not so much. He's resting on pretty and is totally incapable of any kind of face acting. Good riddance. I [italic]did[/italic] like that trick he did when he would glance at Kevin's mouth when Kevin was talking. That was hot. But even that got stale.
But holy crap, that dude playing Jason. Even in a non-speaking role in the flashbacks, it's clear that he's just a model who's been plucked from the runway a week before filming started. Negative acting talent; he couldn't even sell being beaten up and tied to a chair without vogueing. Don't ever show him again, please.
Cheryl strategically letting out first one tear, then the other. And in sync with the music, no less. That actress is everything.
I was all in for the murder mystery but the breakneck tempo [italic]really[/italic] needs to slow in the next episode. I miss the slower, lighter moments.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/05/2017|
Wow, that was a REALLY good episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/05/2017|
That moment of Cheryl and her mom pointing to the maple storage shed in syncronicity was soooooo creepy.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/05/2017|
I laughed at the big incest reveal. I mean I'd never enter into a sexual relationship with my 3rd cousins, but that's because I knew them well growing up and have always thought of them as family. That was obviously not the case for Jason and Polly, and as far as genetics are concerned it's just a total non-issue. It was hilarious seeing the characters gasping in shock and disgust.
Godspeed, Joaquin. I truly hope we never have to see you again.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/05/2017|
Glad they are done with the stupid murder... it started good, but degenerated into a farce with bad writing and worse acting. Even in this episode, only Cole put some effort into acting. Everyone else was just mugging or overacting.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/05/2017|
I hated the incest reveal. First cousins dating and fucking is weird. But, third cousins isn't a huge issue as a previous poster mentioned.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/05/2017|
What happened to the previous thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/05/2017|
R9 It hit the limit of 600 posts.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/05/2017|
[quote]It hit the limit of 600 posts.
About 520 of which were about Archie's tits.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/05/2017|
R10 Go see for yourself.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/05/2017|
R12 I meant R9
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/05/2017|
[quote] About 520 of which were about Archie's tits.
What else would there be to talk about? Molly Ringwald's?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/05/2017|
I couldnt figure out the real reason for jason's murder--it had something to do with the drugs being hidden in the maple syrup kegs.
I'm curious where the show will go after this. i think it needs to be more about the kids fucking each other (excuse me, kissing each other, since romantic action in Riverdale never seems to go below the waist) in various permutations. but I would guess they are going to keep up the noirish mystery aspect of the show.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/05/2017|
What bugs me most on this show (and mystery shows in general these days) is that it's clear that there was no clear vision of who the murderer is at the start of the show or season. It's just an overload of red herrings to turn pretty much every character into a suspect to cover all the bases and yet end up with a killer where the motive and means end up looking goofy as hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/05/2017|
I feel like a father shooting his teenage son in the head is maybe a little too dark for a dumb teen soap opera.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/05/2017|
r15, Kevin did discuss the size of Moose's cock with Betty in an early episode, so they at least moved from kissing to something.
I thought it was hilarious that Archie's parents thought Riverdale was unsafe, but wanted to move him to Chicago, the murder capital of the US.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/06/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/09/2017|
[quote]I thought it was hilarious that Archie's parents thought Riverdale was unsafe, but wanted to move him to Chicago, the murder capital of the US.
That's the joke.
Well, that and John Hughes.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/09/2017|
I think it's less about crime rates and more about people. In Chicago Archie wouldn't be directly involved with a murder case, or gang members.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/09/2017|
Season finale bump
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/11/2017|
Archie seemed disappointed by Betty's lack of jealousy about his romance with Veronica
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/11/2017|
So a suicidal teen almost drowns in freezing water and it doesn't occur to anyone that she might need medical assistance?
Josie and "her" pussycats?
Betty: Jughead was "banished!" Bitch, he's a minor whose single parent is in jail. What do you think happens to kids in those situations?
Veronica wears pearls while getting fucked?
This show is so ridiculous, but I just can't quit you, Riverdale.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/11/2017|
They should just drop the entire Pussycats/Archie's music component of the show. It's not going anywhere interesting and they already shelved it for the last few episodes without anybody missing it.
Only problem is they'd get flak from the diversity police.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/11/2017|
lol at Cheryl burning down the mansion.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/11/2017|
R25, they'd deserve it for going on and on about diversity and parading Josie around as part of the main cast while not showing her at all in the actual show. If they just didn't care about diversity at all, then sure, whatever, it's their show. But they're trying to have their cake and eat it too. It's pathetic. Oh well, RAS is a corny sleaze, so it's not like this particular sleazy move has been a huge surprise.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/11/2017|
I find it hard to believe they'd write Luke Perry off the show after one season. Although I suppose they could him in a dream/Archie's imagination sort of way.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/11/2017|
Just watched the finale. By far the worst hour of TV I've seen in years. It's not even fun in a so-bad-it's-almost-good kind of way anymore. Everything is so on the nose and ridiculously heavy handed... Jughead's storyline makes the notorious Marissa changing schools storyline from the worst season of the OC look like an understated work of art. And Archie's singing is just painful... and, for some reason, they just won't make that ungodly noise stop. Done with this show.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/11/2017|
Luke pretty much has to survive. Or Archie will have to go live in Chicago, which kinda kills the show.
And didn't they say we'd see Sabrina the Teenage Witch in the finale, and that she'd become a regular character in season two? Did I blink and miss that?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/11/2017|
Archie's mom has such mushmouth. Awful.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/11/2017|
Even gayish Cole Sprouse can't tempt me to watch next season.... They need to change showrunner or else it is doomed.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/11/2017|
Cole's a girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/11/2017|
In what scene did the actor playing Archie actually break his arm?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/11/2017|
R34 He broke his hand punching through the ice to save Cheryl
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/12/2017|
Well, it started out strong, then went all sorts of lackluster. I won't be back next season.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/12/2017|
All I want for next season is:
More shirtless Archie A hot boyfriend for Kevin Neve Campbell as Jughead's mom No more Josie, but they can keep Valerie
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/12/2017|
maybe some of you haters would see more value in the show if you spent some actual time paying attention to whats on the screen (looking at you r34 ) many negative comments seem to be from people checking their phones thru the entire program.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/12/2017|
I hope Cheryl got her crazy grandma out before she torched Thornhill.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/12/2017|
I was the biggest fan of the first ten episodes, but the last two or three have been just terrible. Like I said, slow down the pace and get back to basics.
Kevin being used as a device for getting people from point A to point B in their school makes me laugh. I hope he gets a better story next season.
Yes, Cheryl's scene on the ice was beautiful but that's also my complaint; don't glamorise suicide attempts and make them seem like you'll finally get that attention and love from everyone that you've always craved.
Cole needs to stop with that cosmic black hair dye and embrace his natural hair colour. Also, I finally figured out why Archie is such a goofball in my eyes: he has the swimmer's body and the voice of a nerd. A most delightful mismatch.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/12/2017|
This was the first episode where I thought the four of them actually clicked as a group of BFFs. That may just have been because of the milkshake scene, but I don't think so.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/12/2017|
And I honestly did think they might kill off Cheryl for a minute, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/12/2017|
R40 W/W. I too have become bored with this mess. I was hoping that there would be definitive closure to the main storyline (is there one?). This going on and on aimlessly is tedious.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/12/2017|
KJ Apa needs to stop with the road trips with Cole and start fishing for higher-end representation. His chest could take him to a superhero franchise.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/12/2017|
I want to see more of Moose and his knuckle
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/12/2017|
And just like that, the reviewer for AV Club gives this episode an A, their highest grade. What am I missing here?!
This was literally the first time with this show where I had to FF some of the dialogue; it was [italic]that[/italic] boring for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/12/2017|
R38 is taking the criticism real hard. Is that you, RAS? The ratings speak for themselves.
Nothing much, R46, just LaToya's terrible taste.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/12/2017|
The (only) two things I'm excited about in Season 2 are Betty's adopted brother entering the stage and Kevin's storyline.
Perhaps Clay Walker [italic]is[/italic] the lost brother and the two stories will intersect? Wouldn't [italic]that[/italic] be awesome?!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/12/2017|
Since Clay is black, Alice would have a lot of explaining to do to Hal.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/12/2017|
[quote]And I honestly did think they might kill off Cheryl for a minute, too.
I also thought that was going to happen too especially when she had the image of Jason underwater.
I'm curious to see what will be done with the remaining Blossoms in season 2.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/12/2017|
After reading this EW recap, I think I watched an entirely different episode. The recap makes the finale sound good. I found it weak and lackluster. Last week's episode would have made a better season final.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/12/2017|
[quote]And didn't they say we'd see Sabrina the Teenage Witch in the finale, and that she'd become a regular character in season two? Did I blink and miss that?
The showrunner early in the season said that Sabrina might pop up in season 1. In last night's finale, there was a line about "something wicked coming". Maybe, they will bring her in early season 2. I could see some kind of storyline, in which Penelope Blossom uses Sabrina to get her wealth back or Cheryl somehow gets involved with the occult.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/12/2017|
The finale seemed incredibly disjointed. It just felt like they were bouncing around too. I agree with everyone here that thought it was the worse episode to date.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/12/2017|
Casey Cott aka Kevin Keller is now a regular for season 2
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/12/2017|
And here's Reggie 2.0.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||05/12/2017|
R55 Holy. [italic]Shit![/italic]
He's already my favourite character.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/12/2017|
R55 A male model with barely any acting credits...
|by Anonymous||reply 57||05/12/2017|
No offense, but if you had just shown me that picture and told me it was Reggie, I wouldn't have realized it was a different actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||05/12/2017|
I regret not watching this show. I keep seeing lots of good buzz about it. I actually did read the Archie comics way back when. I don't like to watch tv shows on my computer. Any hope that Netflix will pick up Season 1?
|by Anonymous||reply 59||05/12/2017|
R59 It's already on Netflix. That's one reason this show survived with such low rating.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||05/12/2017|
Casey Cott has fugly ears.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||05/12/2017|
R55 I remember him as Mr Wu the hot Asian guy from AHS Hotel. He has a great ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||05/12/2017|
I watched the Netflix version of the show's finale and it's credited as an Netflix Original series, I thought it's a CW series?
I just can't with some stuff, like Archie playing guitar with his injured hand in a cast! Not to mention Archie punching the ice with his bare fist!
But I thought overall the episode was decent enough for Riverdale. Corny, campy, shirtless Archie, Cheryl delivers the drama!, Betty has a big brother (blond adonis, no doubt)!, Archie maybe losing his dad (oh no! Not Luke Perry!).
There is a lot to complain about when it comes to Riverdale, but I can't wait for the next season.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||05/13/2017|
Reggie 2.0 is hotter than Ross Butler.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||05/13/2017|
Doubt we will see Reggie on screen much any way.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||05/13/2017|
R65 It's been confirmed that he's getting a meatier storyline in season two.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||05/13/2017|
They would have used him more this season, but Ross Butler went and got himself cast on 13 Reasons Why.
Kevin, Reggie, and Josie are supposed to get more to do next season. I hope that also extends to Ethel.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||05/13/2017|
I was hugely disappointed not to see Sabrina the Teenaged Witch or Hiram Lodge in the season finale. We've also yet to see Midge Klump (who has been mentioned) or Nancy Woods from the comics--Nancy would be a nice counterpoint to Josie and the Pussycats: a black female student who isn't a diva.
I agree the last episode was the worst of the season. Penelope Blossom was looking at Cheryl outside of the mansion as it burned to the ground like, "Oh, you scamp!" and the introduction of the plot decide of Betty's longlost older brother seems really silly (in the comics, she has an older brother named Chic). I also am amazed the main characters are so skinny given how many malteds they're constantly consuming.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||05/13/2017|
Hell, if they needed a black student who isn't a diva, they just should have used Valerie more.
I'm not sure the actress playing Melody had a single line.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||05/13/2017|
I think the last episode seemed so disjointed because the one before was clearly intended to be a series finale in case the show didn't get renewed.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||05/13/2017|
I believe the storyline of Betty going on a date with Chuck Clayton and then getting a bad rep because of him lying was intended to be with Reggie. But Russ bailed on them and that's when they went with Jordan Calloway's Chuck as substitute.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||05/17/2017|
R71 Good point! Chuck just came out of nowhere, didn't he? And I'm sorry but it felt a bit wrong, having the one black student be the gross predator. Should've gone with the Asian jock as I've never seen that on TV before.
Fuck Russ for bailing on them. I hope it ends up biting him in the ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||05/17/2017|
Ross, not Russ.
He chose a regular role on 13 Reasons Why over a recurring one on Riverdale. He'd have been stupid not to.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||05/17/2017|
Eh, the new one's hotter anyway so I'm over it already. I hope that other show bombs in its second season, which shouldn't have been greenlit in the first place.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||05/17/2017|
I want Archie and Betty as a couple for Season 2!
|by Anonymous||reply 75||05/20/2017|
This show is way too Scooby Doo and ham handed. The Covergirl product placement shots are so blatant, they interrupt the entire pace of the show to beat you over the head with advertising. An actual commercial is more subtle. I'm sure you will get your wish R75. And if the show is on long enough every other couple combination they can make out of the five main characters will happen too, including some sort of bisexual love triangle with Jug and Kevin and Veronica. 🙄
|by Anonymous||reply 76||05/29/2017|
We are SO going to miss you, R29. But I'm sure you vaginate elsewhere, so we won't be completely rid of you.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||05/29/2017|
How do they cover Apa's shoulder tattoo for his many shirtless scenes? Makeup, or digitally remove it?
|by Anonymous||reply 78||06/22/2017|
Urgh! Finally watched this mess tonight with some friends - had seen people on here talking about it - and some other friends liked it...
It was like it tried to be Twin Peaks, Melrose Place, Veronica Mars and a few others - only without any of the good stuff they had going for them. Heaven handed. Cliched. Amateur-ish model/actors. So disappointing.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||07/15/2017|
Lol! Make that heavy-handed
|by Anonymous||reply 80||07/15/2017|
so, tell us how you really feel.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||07/15/2017|
R79 No one will argue with you here. The first few episode gave me some faint hope, but once Betty and Jughead hooked up it was doomed.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||07/15/2017|
[bold]Riverdale Casts Hart Denton to Play Betty's Long-Lost Brother Chic[/bold]
[quote]Riverdale‘s Cooper family is getting bigger (and more complicated): Relative newcomer Hart Denton has been cast as Betty’s long-lost brother Chic, TVLine has learned exclusively.
[quote]The actor/musician’s only previous TV acting credit is an episode of Fox’s Lethal Weapon that aired last year, but he certainly looks the part of a Cooper — blonde hair and all.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||10/07/2017|
R83, he’s cute. A Google search shows no nudes, which is disappointing.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||10/07/2017|
Can't wait for the new season. I love it. Teen camp trash.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||10/07/2017|
R83 Is Chic pronounced "chick"? lol
|by Anonymous||reply 86||10/07/2017|
I had to turn off the second season premiere twenty minutes in, it was so bad. And I loved the first season! But that mystery at the beginning is not interesting in the least. And Cole Sprouse butching it up with his motorcycle? What was [italic]that[/italic] all about?!
People say Kevin sucks in this first episode as well so I'm only catching up with the show again if something interesting happens to his character.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||10/12/2017|
The show was fun weird in the first season but this episode was just odd. I'm always happy to see Archie's body but was washing off his dad's blood while you don't know if he's going to live, the time to have shower sex with Veronica? A killer targeting people associated with Archie? Archie sitting in the hallway with a bat, protecting his family from a gunman? Hopefully it get's better.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||10/12/2017|
R87 The show wants to turn Jughead into a moody bad boy teen idol! Riverdale is now just another teen soap that takes itself too seriously.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||10/12/2017|
Apa's Archie is just so damn boring to watch... I literally fell asleep after the shower scene. My mind must have given up thinking that was already the "best" part of the episode. lol
|by Anonymous||reply 90||10/12/2017|
ms grundy.... oh boy
|by Anonymous||reply 91||10/12/2017|
“Riverdale” began its second season on The CW Wednesday night with its best ratings ever. The show scored a 0.8 rating among adults 18-49, three tenths of a point higher than its previous best set by the series premiere. The CW says the show was the highest-rated among teens (ages 12-17) on the network since a “Vampire Diaries” episode five years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||10/13/2017|
this "teen" (in his 6th teenhood) loved it.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||10/13/2017|
[quote]I'm always happy to see Archie's body but was washing off his dad's blood while you don't know if he's going to live, the time to have shower sex with Veronica?
That was odd - even for a CW show.
Also, they should have at least made these kids seniors (esp. since they actually look like seniors in college). Archie does not even have his driver's license yet.
I did not religiously watch every episode last year, but does Veronica's Mom almost seem like a completely different character? It is like they did a 180 on her personality and morals.
It does seem like it takes itself too seriously now.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||10/13/2017|
I think the change in Veronica's mom was suppose to reflect the fact that her husband was back.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||10/13/2017|
r94 its the old "i survived a harrowing event so i have to have sex to prove to myself i'm still alive" trope
|by Anonymous||reply 96||10/13/2017|
They’re 15-year-old whores!
|by Anonymous||reply 97||10/13/2017|
Love the premiere. Love the visuals. I didn't know I miss her until Cheryl made her great entrance in the hospital with her badly burned mom.
Good Ms. Grundy, now giving young, male students private lessons in heaven.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||10/14/2017|
Great song from the first episode. It plays at the end when Archie prepares to guard the house.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||10/14/2017|
I still like the show, even with it's flaws. But I do have a question. Is this show like Gotham where it's not set in any particular time period? For instance, at the hospital, the doctors and nurses were in old fashioned gear. The cars are all from all different periods. There are modern cell phone, but the tech seems to be from multiple eras. Just wondering.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||10/15/2017|
I don't think it's supposed to be anything other than the present, R100. But who knows? I didn't even remember Dylan got shot at the end of last year.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||10/15/2017|
Gave it a try this season, and I can't get through the first episode. Archie is just so boring, and Jughead has no bite anymore. He's just Betty's bitch, I mean, bf. Don't care about any of the other characters including the gay one. Even the bland Kevin Keller in the comic books is more interesting than this gay best friend on screen. So it's bye bye Riverdale for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||10/15/2017|
r100, there are a lot of retro callbacks like the Diner (the meeting place for the teen gang) which are part of the Archie comic book franchise which started ages ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||10/15/2017|
Seriously just started watching. Are Mr. Weatherby and Miss Grundy in the cast?
|by Anonymous||reply 104||10/15/2017|
Miss Grundy was in the first episode of season 1, and has been run out of town. She packed up her VW Bug and left to find more students to molest. Probably the creepiest of many creepy characters.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||10/16/2017|
Miss Grundy was murdered at the end of the last episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||10/16/2017|
Wow, a serial killer is on the loose in Riverdale. His latest victims: Midge Klump and Moose!
|by Anonymous||reply 107||10/19/2017|
Moose seems to have survived
|by Anonymous||reply 108||10/19/2017|
[quote]Moose seems to have survived
I would have been a ;little surprised if they killed him off, because I thought they were setting him up for a coming to terms with his sexuality story (although I did not watch the second part of last season as consistently.)
|by Anonymous||reply 109||10/19/2017|
Spoiler .... Moose survived after all? Didn't see any trailer or preview of the next episode, so that's surprising. I thought both are goners.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||10/19/2017|
No comments about Penelope Blossom's Gloria Swanson turban?
|by Anonymous||reply 111||10/20/2017|
you mean the burn victim?
|by Anonymous||reply 112||10/21/2017|
She had bandages and a Gloria Swanson turban atop it.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||10/21/2017|
Will Kevin dramatically rush to Moose's bedside?
|by Anonymous||reply 114||10/21/2017|
They should make the Blossom mom undergo plastic surgery and then she is played a different actress afterwards.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||10/21/2017|
I wonder if the serial killer might be a new, crazy boyfriend of Archie's mom who doesn't want her to move back to Riverdale and get back with Archie's dad?
|by Anonymous||reply 116||10/21/2017|
So I decided to give it another go and watched both episodes. Honestly, I just FF through all the Archie drama. The Hiram stuff and anything connected to the Blossom family is what interests me. And Kevin of course, except he's still just a third wheel. Though I thought that other torturer in the trailer had some cookie-smelling potential as well.
The new Reggie guy is better in all respects, isn't he?
|by Anonymous||reply 117||10/21/2017|
Who is the local drug and gun dealer, is it Reggie's little brother (the scout who turned out to have shot the gun people were hearing in those flashbacks)?
|by Anonymous||reply 118||10/21/2017|
[quote]Who is the local drug and gun dealer, is it Reggie's little brother (the scout who turned out to have shot the gun people were hearing in those flashbacks)?
That would be Dilton Doiley, Riverdale's own Alex Jones listening RWNJ.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||10/21/2017|
The biggest mystery to me is how an Hispanic family ended up with the English surname of Lodge.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||10/22/2017|
Wow... the whole bit about Kevin cruising in the woods has been handled really well, imho.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||10/25/2017|
Kevin is rocking it. Holy shit. Love the way he just ripped into Betty for her "concern" about his cruising.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||10/25/2017|
Holy shit, that scene with Kevin and his dad just moved me to tears... fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||10/25/2017|
[quote]The biggest mystery to me is how an Hispanic family ended up with the English surname of Lodge.
I assumed Lodge would be an old white guy — Alan Dale or someone like him. Camila Mendes looks pretty mixed (though I guess she isn’t).
|by Anonymous||reply 124||10/25/2017|
I love that Kevin is, unlike every prime-time gay guy before, unapologetically sexual.
That was as close to real as a show like this can get I think.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||10/25/2017|
Wow. Where did that stuff with Kevin come from?
|by Anonymous||reply 126||10/26/2017|
This Kevin is a dirty dirty boy... soon he will be charging for sex. Totally unlike the comic book goody-two-shoes Kevin.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||10/26/2017|
Kevin was fooling around with Moose last season, but decided he didn't want to be the side piece of a closeted bisexual.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||10/26/2017|
Kevin needs to show some ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||10/28/2017|
Yeah, Casey Cott has been working out.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||10/28/2017|
Betty is a terrible fag hag.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||10/28/2017|
At first, I was certain Betty said Fuck's Forest while she was confronting Kevin so I had to check the CC and of course, it was Fox Forest.
I was glad he finally called her out on her hetero privilege and just how much easier she has it. Having said that, I hope his slut phase ends soon and that he gets a steady boyfriend again.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||10/28/2017|
The last episode was so good! We finally got more Kevin. He was the character that got least screen time last season, it's about damn time they expand on his home life, sex life etc. Also, I like the relationship between him and Moose, they have chemistry. I wouldn't mind them ending up together, he really seems to care about Kevin, what he said to him was really sweet. I think he likes him in a romantic way too. I hope they go somewhere with these two, it would be such a missed opportunity if they didn't. I wouldn't even mind a slow burn storyline, as long as it's done well. I want them to hang out more, have conversations like the one in the hospital, just building a relationship.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||10/28/2017|
Just saw the last 2 episodes, and they are decidedly better than the first one. The storytelling has improved. The scenes seen shorter, and the pace is quicker in moving the plot along. Now I see the benefit of having Jughead go to another school, so he can have scenes alone and away from Betty and Archie, both of whom are such dull presence. Kevin's story is pretty good, but a bit preachy. But then things screeched to a halt with that ridiculous scene with the worst acting... the Archie and the Red Circle video at the end of episode 3. It felt more like an ad for a new S/M club in town. lol
|by Anonymous||reply 134||10/29/2017|
Bump for tonight. I am only watching for Jughead
|by Anonymous||reply 135||11/01/2017|
My prediction is that the Black Hood won't be anyone we've already seen on the show because there's really no one interesting he could be. He's older than the kids, but he can't be Fred Andrews (he shot him) or F. P. Jones (he was in prison when the Red Hood shot Fred) or Smithers (too fat) or Mr. Weatherbee (who is black) or Sheriff Keller (who would he be obsessed with Betty?). That leaves only one suspect as a major male character on the show who is the right age--Mr.Lodge--and that's too obvious, because he's been fingered on the show as the most likely suspect.
It's someone obsessed with Betty, so I think it's going to be a character from the comics who we've yet to see on the show. in the comics, Betty has not only a sister Polly (who we've seen on the show), but also a brother, Chic--I predict the Black Hood is going to be her long-lost brother Chic.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||11/02/2017|
The fourth episode was pretty dull since it centered on Archie as a leader of the "Red Circle" and Apa was as charisma free as before so it just fell flat. The whole Black Hood mystery is already getting tiresome. Hope they don't drag this thing on for the whole season.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||11/02/2017|
So, Hiram Lodge (Mark Consuelos) is a Vladimir Putin type of baddie who schemes to create all sorts of chaos in Riverdale?
|by Anonymous||reply 138||11/02/2017|
R138 I guess next he will become mayor by hook or by crook.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||11/02/2017|
Why in a million years would a Hispanic man be named "Hiram"? Hiram is an ultra-Protestant name--the first Hiram was the legendary founder of the Freemasons.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||11/03/2017|
I just can't get excited for any of the storylines except for Kevin's. It took me around five minutes to watch the last episode as I just FFed through the boring parts. I don't know what it was about the first season that gripped me so but this one feels stale already and none of it is working for me. It would be nice if they stopped focusing on the charisma-free KJ Apa, for starters.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||11/03/2017|
r141 maybe if you actually watch the show you'd have an idea about what is happening. but i guess searching for skin of underage "high school" boys is all that you seem to respond to.....
|by Anonymous||reply 142||11/03/2017|
I guess I'm the last to find out that Cole Sprouse played Ross' son on Friends.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||11/03/2017|
R142 You're accusing me of being a paedophile based on me - a homosexual - being intrigued by the gay guy's storyline more than the other plots? Did you skip the part about me being obsessed with the first season? I watched the first couple of episodes of this season in full but gave up shortly after and just started FFing it.
Also, I hate to break it to you, but these actors are in their twenties. So the same age as me. And I get off with the help of porn, not college dramas, thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||11/03/2017|
No one is watching anymore? The highlight last night was Jughead in a wife beater for his gang initiation. KJ's acting was as bad as ever. Nick St. Whatever should have been cast with a hotter actor. Don't give a hoot if he gets killed.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||11/09/2017|
I watched last night. It is one thing to explore the dark side, but the show is really dreary and depressing. Everyone is miserable and a few of them are being sadistically tormented. It also takes itself way to seriously and the Southside stuff seems pretty cliche ridden. I enjoyed it last year, and I think the cast is actually pretty decent for this type of show, but the couple of episodes I have caught this year have fallen flat.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||11/09/2017|
WELL YOUR WRONG AND PROBABLY FAT!
|by Anonymous||reply 147||11/09/2017|
WTF happened to him?
|by Anonymous||reply 148||11/09/2017|
R146 Yes, can't they just be vapid teenagers. These actors are not really suited for such dramatic dark materials. Cole is trying a bit but still comes off looking ridiculous at times. KJ and the others are sort of limping their way through the murders and mayhem.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||11/09/2017|
Graham Phillips is still a hot twink. Loved trampy Mama Cooper.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||11/09/2017|
i found him quite unattractive ^
|by Anonymous||reply 151||11/09/2017|
R150 Oh, that's who it was... from the Good Wife. Since his face ain't all that.. they should have had him go shirtless or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||11/09/2017|
Let's focus on the positive: Madchen Amick owning in a snake-skin print dress, making an entrance like she was on Dynasty.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||11/10/2017|
R153 LOL That scene came out of nowhere and kind of fizzled out because it had no real significance.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||11/10/2017|
Who cares? I just wanted her to pull off her earrings and throw Hermione Lodge or Mayor Robin Givens into the nearest lily pond.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||11/10/2017|
Mädchen Amick's entrance in the slutty snake dress was very funny, but they had no follow-up for it, which was disappointing. I assume it was so she could take ownership about the revelation of her sordid past, but it was just kind of tossed in there.
I hope Betty's psychological torture ends soon. That "Lollipop" ringtone is so annoying.
So far the series's camp classic moment was last night when all the kids (except for Betty, and Jughead and Toni, who were not there) were at the party tripping on Jingle Jangle--even Archie! I think that's the first time I've ever seen drug use tossed off so casually on a TV show--there was no discussion of what it meant for Veronica, Archie, Kevin, and Josie and the Pussycats to use drugs, nor was there even a wink (as on "That 70s Show')--it was just assumed this is a normal part of life for them, and the only person who had any sort of minor ethical struggle with it was Archie.
Jughead looks ridiculous as a gang member in his weird beret.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||11/10/2017|
Look what they make KJ wear for his photoshoot...
|by Anonymous||reply 157||11/11/2017|
They need more KJ shirtlessness.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||11/11/2017|
I thought it was hilarious that all the kids made that new city boy their leader and just took drugs to be as cool as new city boy. Peer pressure starts with a (charismatic) leader getting the ball rolling.
I thought it was rather poignant that they chose Cheryl as Nick's roofie victim. Even a slutty and crazy Queen Bee like her still needs to be sober and consent to what is going on. And you know she would have give him at least a handjob (but that's not what that creep wanted).
Love Alice's entrance at the party (I'm a member of the Southside Serpents, so what?). But does that mean they just dismiss her hypocrisy for going after the Southside Serpents?
|by Anonymous||reply 159||11/12/2017|
Gregg Araki is directing episode 11.
I'm really trying to figure that one out.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||11/12/2017|
[quote] Gregg Araki is directing episode 11. I'm really trying to figure that one out.
I would guess we can expect some guy-on-guy action between Kevin and Reggie.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||11/12/2017|
Funny that Gregg Araki is being asked to do it since it was Netflix's show13 Reasons Why that created all the scheduling conflicts with Ross Butler, Reggie from 1st season. Gregg Araki directed several episodes for 13 Reasons Why (four episodes)
|by Anonymous||reply 162||11/12/2017|
I thought I'd tune out after the first episode but I gave it an American Horror Story try and glad I stuck with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||11/13/2017|
R163 Yes, same here, the frist episode sucked, but the second and third were enjoyable.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||11/13/2017|
This has been the best season ever. the tribute to the drag race from "Grease" this week (with Cheryl as Cha Cha!) was brilliant, as is the ongoing plotline about Jingle Jangle, the bizarre made-up drug the kids take through pixie stix.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||11/16/2017|
The reveal of the Sugar Man was lame though. But I am really just watching for Jughead in a tank top, so who cares...
|by Anonymous||reply 166||11/16/2017|
I am a bit bummed that they dropped the sinister "Lollipop" ringtone (Black Hood.calling Betty). Cheryl literally steals the show (pushing the South Side Serpent chick aside to be the one starting the race). Love it. The leader of the Ghoulies. Wowza!
|by Anonymous||reply 167||11/17/2017|
yea! the hot black dude (chuck) is back and looking GOOOOD!
|by Anonymous||reply 168||11/29/2017|
Sherriff Keller needs to take his shirt off more often.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||11/30/2017|
Sherriff Keller. Wow! Archie who?
|by Anonymous||reply 170||11/30/2017|
His nipples were popping off my screen
|by Anonymous||reply 171||11/30/2017|
Daddy Keller was surprisingly fit... Who wouldn't want to have an affair with him?
|by Anonymous||reply 172||11/30/2017|
Is Cole contractually obligated to wear a tank top in every episode now? Not that I am complaining.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||11/30/2017|
OMG, the actor who plays Sheriff Keller was the dorky film guy in Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan
|by Anonymous||reply 174||11/30/2017|
I want that DILF sheriff inside me ASAP!!!
And the sexiest thing about him isn't even his hot body or rugged good looks. It's his gravely coarse voice!! Mmm... I could listen to him read the dictionary!!
Dumb bitch Veronica... I would've dropped my panties and bent over on the spot if I heard him grunting and working up a sweat!!
|by Anonymous||reply 175||11/30/2017|
Well, it did sound like Veronica was hitting on Sherriff when she asked him about how he releases all the tension while his wife is away. Was a total LOL moment with Kevin coming down the stairs like he's cock blocking her.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||11/30/2017|
R176 The Sherriff may be a cheater but he's no Roy Moore.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||12/01/2017|
I think I actually managed a "HOLY SHIT!" when we saw the Sheriff.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||12/01/2017|
[quote] Dumb bitch Veronica... I would've dropped my panties and bent over on the spot if I heard him grunting and working up a sweat!!
|by Anonymous||reply 179||12/01/2017|
Anyone notice that the Mayor and Sheriff were hooking up at the Shady Pines Motel?
In case you forgot this show was brought to you by gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||12/01/2017|
If it was really brought to you by gay men, wouldn't they have the sheriff hooking up with a guy?
|by Anonymous||reply 181||12/01/2017|
Juggy is hotter than a fuck, bro.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||12/01/2017|
R182 Eww... I prefer him a bit less dirty.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||12/01/2017|
I need to see Nu-Reggie and Moose Eiffel Towering Dilton Doiley. Archie and Jughead flip-flopping. And Hiram Lodge getting spit-roasted by Kevin and Sheriff Keller.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||12/01/2017|
How can you not be gay if your dad is Sheriff Keller? Sorry lol
|by Anonymous||reply 185||12/01/2017|
Is this show worth watching?
|by Anonymous||reply 186||12/01/2017|
Nifty Fanfic: Kevin Keller as the Riverdale slut... No plot whatsoever just sex!
|by Anonymous||reply 187||12/02/2017|
R186 If you like to watch a dim high school jock team up with his smirky, angsty friend in a stupid hat solve nonsensical murder mysteries along with their annoying gfs/beards...
|by Anonymous||reply 188||12/02/2017|
They've also finally announced The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, but for Netflix, not the CW, so I guess we won't be seeing an Archie-verse.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||12/02/2017|
R187 Thanks, man!
|by Anonymous||reply 190||12/02/2017|
R182, that is filthy! I love it.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||12/02/2017|
Wow, Jughead just does not do it for me in the slightest. Too scrawny and nerdy no matter what he wears or doesn't wear.
Oddly, neither Kevin Keller or his father do it for me in their usual clothes--only when Kevin's wearing slutwear or he and his father have their shirts off are they hot.
Reggie and Archie are hot even clothed, but neither is much of an actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||12/02/2017|
Riverdale has turned into Jughead and Friends. That's a good thing since he's the most appealing and sympathetic protagonist, a downtrodden kid with no supportive parents around trying to make it in the world with just his quick wit and scrappy attitude. Also, Cole is the only who can act.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||12/02/2017|
Camilla Mendes can act. I think she's even better.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||12/02/2017|
R194 She would fit right in on Gossip Girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||12/02/2017|
R193 What about Mean Girl Cheryl
|by Anonymous||reply 196||12/02/2017|
R196 Cheryl is a scene stealer for sure, but she's not given enough to do. She's stuck being a generic mean girl foil/support for Betty & Veronica.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||12/02/2017|
How long are they going to drag out this Black Hood garbage? Everyone knows it's Betty's long lost brother that Alice gave up for adoption.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||12/02/2017|
Damn, Camilla Mendes has a beautiful voice. But what an odd choice of song for Archie and Veronica to sing in a biker bar. And then 15-year-old Betty does a striptease in front of said bikers and her mother! Oh, Riverdale. Don’t ever change.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||12/06/2017|
I was caught off guard by that scene between Skeet Ulrich and Cole Sprouse when FP revealed to Jughead why he's joining the Serpents again. That was some damn good acting. On Riverdale.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||12/07/2017|
Can we just talk about how Madchen Amick just needs to be a Serpent all the time. And the long-lost brother is totally FP's baby, not Hal's right?
The fangirl rage of "Bughead" (shudder)'s breakup is amusing.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||12/09/2017|
I hope Penny's dad turns out to be the Black Hood so Alice can hook up with FP.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||12/09/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 203||12/09/2017|
r203, sorry, I meant Betty's and Polly's dad. Hal Cooper (Lochlyn Munro).
|by Anonymous||reply 204||12/09/2017|
So Mr. Svenson is the Black Hood... but probably not, since he didn't have the requisite blazing green eyes. I assume he was just a pawn of the real Black Hood, who s course is Betty's brother Chic Cooper.
I liked the homage to Twin Peaks, with Betty's dream of the Black hood crawling over the sofa in the living room.
Wasn't sure what to make of Mrs. Blossom having sex with the guy at the Andrews's Christmas tree farm. Has she become a prostitute?
|by Anonymous||reply 205||12/14/2017|
[quote]Camilla Mendes can act. I think she's even better.
I think she's a decent actress.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||12/15/2017|
R26 OMG its Camilla! #starstrucked
|by Anonymous||reply 207||12/15/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 208||12/15/2017|
God, the fangirls are tiring.
"They're going for Barchie? I'm never watching the show again. Bughead #OTP."
|by Anonymous||reply 209||12/17/2017|
Stopped watching a couple of episodes ago as it was boring me to tears. Has Kevin finally gotten something to do? That's the only thing that could get me to start watching again.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||12/17/2017|
R210 Theyre definitely setting him up with Moose. If you saw the next episode's trailer, you see Kevin flirting with someone.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||12/17/2017|
R211 Oh, that's interesting! I was hoping they would set him up with Betty's brother.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||12/17/2017|
I want to see Kevin with Sweet Pea!
|by Anonymous||reply 213||12/17/2017|
R209 Barchie is way more canon and OTP in the comics than Bughead, which is TV heresy.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||12/17/2017|
r214, what do you mean with OTP, over the top?
|by Anonymous||reply 215||12/17/2017|
Cheryl Blossom is fucking *everything* in this show. Seriously, the actress playing her is hilarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||12/17/2017|
The latest episode was way off and somehow disjointed imo.
- there was no scene of Archie and his dad reacting to Veronica paying the hospital bill.
- there was no real story development around the Blossoms being broke and having to come up with something to get their hands on some cash.
It didn't feel like these story plots were covered in a coherent way within the episode imo (of course they most likely lead to a multi episode arc, but still).
|by Anonymous||reply 217||12/17/2017|
R215 OTP = One True Pairing in fandom slang. The two characters who are meant to be together according to fans.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||12/17/2017|
R212 Yea! He would look good with Chic Cooper(Betty's brother) as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||12/17/2017|
This Hart Denton who plays Chic barely has any acting credits. His 24 and has the gaunt face of a druggie. Kind of icky looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||12/17/2017|
R220 He's 24.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||12/17/2017|
So this is how he'll look like
|by Anonymous||reply 222||12/17/2017|
R222 He looks older than Archie.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||12/17/2017|
Geez, he looks like an emaciated Dave Franco. He gives me a bad flashback of the guy who played the Blossom twin in season one.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||12/17/2017|
That's because they look for actors who look comic-ish.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||12/17/2017|
In the comics, Chic is supposed to be Betty's older brother in his twenties, and "works as a secret agent for the United States government."
|by Anonymous||reply 226||12/17/2017|
How are the Blossoms broke, anyway? Don't they still own a syrup business?
|by Anonymous||reply 227||12/17/2017|
I think he is older in the TV show here - Betty's mom had him in secret before she was married (I think).
|by Anonymous||reply 228||12/17/2017|
[quote]I think he is older in the TV show here - Betty's mom had him in secret before she was married (I think).
He's so clearly going to be Alice's son with FP.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||12/17/2017|
A Riverdale mention in Will & Grace yesterday. Jack freaked out when Will said Riverdale was canceled. Jack: "What? No! OMG! Archie is our hottest ginger!"
|by Anonymous||reply 230||01/05/2018|
Was Riverdale really cancelled??
|by Anonymous||reply 231||01/05/2018|
Midseason return trailer.
I finally binged this season after having given up three episodes in. Let's just say I'm glad the whole gang and the masked man plots seem to be over. Such a misfire on every level, in my opinion. I want a good old reset now.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||01/10/2018|
R232 Sorry, but the masked man plot is NOT over. The town now thinks the janitor was the killer, but Betty is suspecting that's the case.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||01/10/2018|
Wasn't there some hint that Archie doesn't believe it's over because he's so sure that he saw that the masked man who shot his dad has blue eyes? Had the janitor blue eyes?
|by Anonymous||reply 234||01/10/2018|
Is Betty’s brother a male whore?
|by Anonymous||reply 235||01/17/2018|
R235 Who isn't?
|by Anonymous||reply 236||01/17/2018|
Lots of hot Reggie with his shirt off tonight. I also like Fangs, who has been cruising Kevin Keller.
But is it just me or is Kevin Keller to Riverdale what Matt Fielding used to be to Melrose Place? The gay handsome character who never is given a good plot where he interacts with the major characters, but just hangs around on the periphery so they can say "Oh, they have a gay character, too."
|by Anonymous||reply 237||01/17/2018|
R237 Kevin in this show does play the token gay role... he's only ever going to be peripheral to the main hetero four. It helps a bit that they have a murder plot all the time, and he's the Sheriff's son, so he's not as forced into the main plot as Matt Fielding once was.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||01/17/2018|
Reggie is incredibly hot. Hotter than Archie actually.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||01/17/2018|
If only Reggie and Archie could be a couple...
|by Anonymous||reply 240||01/17/2018|
I'm starting to like this show again, after the horrendous gang and the masked man plots ended, despite R233 guessing the latter will return at some point.
Betty's brother looks very much like Mädchen Amick's and Dave Franco's son. He has insane cheeks but he really ought to open his mouth more when he speaks. Talking through your teeth is too cliched to convey a character's shadiness. Speaking of cliches, "Last Resort" as the name of the hostel he'd been living in - really?! I wonder if he'll continue with his Chaturbate career in Betty's home. I also want Kevin to hook up with him and not Fangs who just seems like a generic L.A. gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||01/18/2018|
I think Kevin will have multiple boyfriends in this show. He's gonna be a hoe
He still has Chic and Moose on the side, if his relationship with Fangs doesnt work. I like Fangs for him tho ❤❤
|by Anonymous||reply 242||01/18/2018|
In that last shot of the episode with Betty's brother he looked more like a scary snake creature than an actual human. Really spooky.
I wonder if the fight with the landlord was faked to give him an excuse to join the Cooper family?
|by Anonymous||reply 243||01/18/2018|
I'm liking creepy Chic. New favorite character.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||01/18/2018|
[quote]Wasn't sure what to make of Mrs. Blossom having sex with the guy at the Andrews's Christmas tree farm. Has she become a prostitute?
yes, she's now The Happy Hooker
|by Anonymous||reply 245||01/23/2018|
They're not going to be able to resist making Chic FP's son, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 246||01/23/2018|
video slut? poor Chic
|by Anonymous||reply 247||01/24/2018|
betty the cam slut next week? ow's that work for a high schooler?
|by Anonymous||reply 248||01/24/2018|
some fun wrestling scenes tonight. the black kid is also on Black Lightning. they made sure to get his shirt off on that show too.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||01/24/2018|
I flipped on the last 20 minutes or so and the wrestling singlets were a bit bizarre even for this show. With the really low neck and back showing off the nipples they looked like they were from some adult video rather than a school uniform. I know they are going for the beefcake and not necessarily realism, but I had flashbacks to the video Archie made with all of the shirtless guys around him.
It would probably lessen the tension with the parents, so I see why they want them high school age, but with the stuff the kids are doing, it really seems like they should at least be college age, or at least seniors... Although they look like they are all about to start to study for their GRE, so I suppose it does not really matter.
I used to like Jughead, but I find him a little tiresome now for some reason.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||01/24/2018|
Sometimes Cole Sprouse is hot, and sometimes he looks really strange. i guess he's the ideal person to play Jughead.
Mark Conseulos crushing Kj Apa (with both wearing singlets) was pretty hot.
You could tell it was a Gregg Araki episode; Chic Cooper, we learned, is an escort.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||01/24/2018|
Mark Conseulos is surprisingly short--Apa towers over him.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||01/24/2018|
two's company, three's a crowd
|by Anonymous||reply 253||01/24/2018|
R251 Mark totally had that whole scene written in.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||01/24/2018|
R253 A Cole Sandwich.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||01/24/2018|
There's a season 2 thread, you know.
Archie in a singlet almost made me faint.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||01/24/2018|
Gregg Araki directed the latest episode. So many great moments. Warning SPOILERS; obvs.
The wrestling, Kevin beating Archie, Kevin raising his hand to volunteer wrestling with Hiram.
Kevin talking with Betty about her brother being a video gigolo! Betty's brother being a creep even when he's trying to be nice.
Love Cheryl's "cameras aren't here Jackie O." and Penelope's "Well, how do yout think we started with the Maple Syrup business?" and Cheryl's demand to honor her great, great, great grand pappy instead of some general.
Guest star: Graham Greene.
Love the location of the local fair with that little bit of mist. It was outside but still felt claustrophobic.
The reaction of Josie to Veronica's performance was priceless.
All that tension between Archie and Hiram was so darn sexy.
Hart Denton looks so much like Dave Franco. It makes the character he playes even creepier, because I keep thinking that whenever I see him.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||01/25/2018|
I love Penelope, Chery's mom, being so unapologetic about being a "Lady of the Night" nowdays. It's like "I get my pussy grabbed for a living, welcome to Trump's Amerika" after the Blossoms have fallen from grace.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||01/25/2018|
It was kind of Betty not to point out that Kevin basically admitted to jerking off to videos of her brother online.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||01/25/2018|
Kevin looked really pumped in his wrestling shirt , unfortunately he never took it off. Half way through the season and still no story for him, disappointing.
They are doing an episode this season where they put on the musical "Carrie". Cheryl is Carrie and Betty's mom is Mrs. White. Cannot wait, love that musical.
|by Anonymous||reply 260||01/25/2018|
You mean that ISN'T Dave Franco?!?
And R260, Kevin had a great moment when he read Betty to filth for criticizing him for cruising in the woods.
|by Anonymous||reply 261||01/25/2018|
And for the record, the official season 2 thread is here:
|by Anonymous||reply 262||01/25/2018|
Why do you keep pushing this new thread, this one is just fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||01/25/2018|
Because this is the season one thread, dumbass. Duh?
|by Anonymous||reply 264||01/25/2018|
[quote]Half way through the season and still no story for him, disappointing.
His cruising in the woods story happened this season while the Black Hood killer was still on the loose.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||01/25/2018|
No, it's the Official Thread part 3. Asshole
|by Anonymous||reply 266||01/25/2018|
r265 here, my bad. I thought poster was writing about the first half of the second season.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||01/25/2018|
But even the cruising in the woods things was over quickly, not a real story arc.
|by Anonymous||reply 268||01/25/2018|
Kevin is a wrestling stud! Now I'll fantasize about his jock built underneath his preppy clothes in all his scenes. Guess I never really took note before because Kevin always seemed so subservient to the others. He even let scrawny ass Jughead kick him out of the room in this episode. So little respect for a secondary character.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||01/25/2018|
R246 It's 100% obvious he is. It's probably why Betty's dad despises having him around 'cuz he knows it's not his kid.
I'm also very offended that Kevin kept his shirt on under his singlet this whole episode. But hey, 'least Archie took his off.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||01/25/2018|
I'm kinda shocked that we're getting a cam whore storyline on a teenage drama, to be honest. But I'm shocked in a good way and I'm intrigued again after a weak first half of the season.
Chic is so fucking weird looking - again, in a good way - and he moves his head extremely slowly. I bet the director instructed the actor to play him like a serial killer. Still hoping he hooks up with Kevin. I want some gay couple drama already!
|by Anonymous||reply 271||01/25/2018|
Where the heck is Sabrina??
|by Anonymous||reply 272||01/25/2018|
R271 Pretty sure they're planning on hooking Kevin up with that new serpent guy "Fangs" who looks waaaaaay too old to be in HS.
Really wish they hadn't dropped the Kevin/Moose stuff.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||01/25/2018|
R272 I read just recently that a crossover isn't happening anytime soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||01/25/2018|
R274 Cheryl Blossom is enough witch for this show.
|by Anonymous||reply 275||01/25/2018|
The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina is heading to Netflix.
In the "Kevin cruises the woods" episode, it was really obvious how brawny Casey Cott is. You'd never tell under the preppy clothes.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||01/25/2018|
I love Chic doing comical gestures..
Also his webcam profile's sexual orientation is a smiley face... So we might see him do Kevin too 😂
|by Anonymous||reply 277||01/25/2018|
R273 KOose is endgame. 🐂
|by Anonymous||reply 278||01/25/2018|
Why haven't they shown Casey Cott shirtless? They do it with every other guy on the show, and he seems built for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||01/26/2018|
Is Jughead homophobic or does he just not like Kevin? There seems to be some real contempt there.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||01/26/2018|
I think he's just jealous of Kevin's good relationship with Betty while he and Betty are still awkard with each other.
|by Anonymous||reply 281||01/26/2018|
Jughead kind of looks down at everyone with contempt. He is a little holier than thou.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||01/26/2018|
R280 I also thought he was acting weird when he walked in on Kevin and Betty talking about Chic at the school. Like he has a problem with Kevin or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||01/26/2018|
I was shocked to see Gregg Araki's name as director! But it was perfect! The show partly gets it's aesthetic from early Arakis.
Hottest part: Archie soul kisses Ronnie in front of Hiram. Hiram was jelly... of Veronica!
|by Anonymous||reply 284||01/26/2018|
I didn't enjoy Araki's directing of those wrestling scenes at all. Too many cuts so they looked like a generic modern action movie where you can barely piece together what's happening. Pretty much all the movement of wrestling was lost by cutting so aggressively.
|by Anonymous||reply 285||01/26/2018|
R280 I dont think Berlanti would consider that. Jughead just doesnt seem to care for anyone other than Archie, Betty or Toni. He literally acts arrogant towards everyone else.
|by Anonymous||reply 286||01/26/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 287||01/26/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 288||01/26/2018|
Andy Cohen to guest star as a version of himself
|by Anonymous||reply 289||01/26/2018|
r289, *sigh* there goes the neighborhood.
|by Anonymous||reply 290||01/26/2018|
Figures that Andy Cohen would show up as soon they have a character who happens to be a cam-whore.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||01/26/2018|
We can only hope the Black Hood kills him.
|by Anonymous||reply 292||01/27/2018|
Or Penelope Blossom tricks him into losing his Gold Gay Status and he feels so mortified afterwards that he kills himself or at least leaves Riverdale and never returns.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||01/27/2018|
Maybe he accidently ODs with Jingle Jangle on a riverboat cruise?
|by Anonymous||reply 294||01/27/2018|
Was Jughead this insufferable last season?
|by Anonymous||reply 295||01/27/2018|
Yes, r295. Do you not remember his birthday episode?
|by Anonymous||reply 296||01/27/2018|
I don't know. Maybe it's amplified by the #SQUEE #BUGHEAD #OTP!!!! shippers who are threatening to quit watching over the breakup and that Archie and Ronnie get to fuck but Jughead and Betty never did.
|by Anonymous||reply 297||01/27/2018|
Can our baby Tommy DiDario also guest on this show? 😳
|by Anonymous||reply 298||01/27/2018|
Is Jughead still asexual? R297
|by Anonymous||reply 299||01/27/2018|
Jughead is straight if he can resist this.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||01/27/2018|
Kevin getting mounted by Archie was hot...
|by Anonymous||reply 301||01/27/2018|
Can we see Archie get a little curious? I mean straight people tend to experiment with the same sex in their younger years, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 302||01/27/2018|
R302 If they would make Jughead straight, you think they would let Archie experiment?
|by Anonymous||reply 303||01/27/2018|
Be real y'all, this is a CW show. Neutered, background gays only.
|by Anonymous||reply 304||01/27/2018|
Their Kevin is on Humpr (Riverdale's Grindr) and cruises the woods. He's hardly neutered. You just don't see it every episode.
Though I wish there would be a Queer as Folk with LGBT teens unapologetic about sex and dating. But that's not mainstream material that gets greenlit on something like Freeform, MTV, or CW. Like Queer as Folk it would be on some Premium Cable Channel and even then it would be insane, because why would a Premium Cable Channel do a show for (LGBT) teens?
|by Anonymous||reply 305||01/27/2018|
Humpr is from HTGAWM 😂😂
Riverdale calls it Grind'em
|by Anonymous||reply 306||01/27/2018|
r306, my bad. Sorry.
|by Anonymous||reply 307||01/27/2018|
Wouldn't it be fucking illegal for a FBI agent to coerce an underage person to work with them? I had trouble with the Agent Adams plot line.
|by Anonymous||reply 308||01/28/2018|
I wouldn't be surprised if the FBI agent is not really an FBI agent and pulling Archie into some scheme of sorts.
|by Anonymous||reply 309||01/28/2018|
And Archie, like a true himbo, is dumb and enough to believe lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 310||01/28/2018|
There are a lot of issues with these kids supposedly being under-age and doing all sorts of inappropriate things.
Best to just ignore those.
|by Anonymous||reply 311||01/29/2018|
Yeah, were we supposed to thinks Chic was trying to get Betty into camming? And Cheryl's mother whoring herself out with her daughter around? I'm not a frau, but was surprised they put that stuff on a show for teens.
|by Anonymous||reply 312||01/29/2018|
Ugh. So Betty is a wannabe cam girl now?
|by Anonymous||reply 313||02/01/2018|
Any shirtless pics of Kevin?
|by Anonymous||reply 314||02/01/2018|
So now this show is all about mobsters and street gangs. Enough already. You have all these other characters, Kevin, Josie, Valerie, Reggie, with nothing to do. Focus on them and forget about Veronica and her annoying parents.
|by Anonymous||reply 315||02/01/2018|
right R315 what should be a gayby fap show is turning into The Sopranos! Are they every returning to wrestling? Will we see Casey Cott and Melton in slinglets without undershirts? Hell. even the Chick storyline is twink central (job interview? I think the chugging milk was a metaphor!) They really ought to film in Atlanta rather than Vancouver so we can get some sweaty summertime scenes rather than frosty breath sweater weather!
|by Anonymous||reply 316||02/01/2018|
Isn't Veronica a little old for confirmation? I made mine in the 8th grade.
|by Anonymous||reply 317||02/01/2018|
I had mine at 14 as well. And the confirmation itself was awfully done and unneeded.
R316 Right there with you. I skip all the Lodge and all the gang stuff so I'm left with very little to watch in the end. Kevin is literally furniture at this point.
Still can't believe they're having Betty be a cam performer. How far we've come from the innocent teenage shows of past.
|by Anonymous||reply 318||02/01/2018|
[quote]Isn't Veronica a little old for confirmation?
I think she said she waited because they wanted the same Monsignor (?) who baptized her
|by Anonymous||reply 319||02/01/2018|
It depends on the diocese - my church it was 11th grade, but I think 9th grade is more common.
|by Anonymous||reply 320||02/01/2018|
Kevin and Moose next week!! .....with Midge! UGH.
Fangs need to save Kevin from these two ASAP
|by Anonymous||reply 321||02/09/2018|
This week was really a bore... Don't give a hoot about Betty and her PTSD. Chic is still too one note (creepy) to care for. Enough with the Lodge mafia already. Get back to high school drama!
|by Anonymous||reply 322||02/09/2018|
I am so underwhelmed how the show resolved the whole FBI agent storyline with Archie. For a quick second I did hope that Veronica's mom, Hermione, is the real villain and kills the ones threating her family's business while Hiram is just the male front looking pretty and menacing when needed. Though I did think that Mark Consuelos was good in that scene where Archie told him about Veronica suspecting that he might have killed Poppa Poutine.
|by Anonymous||reply 323||02/09/2018|
sorry, THREATENING her family's business
|by Anonymous||reply 324||02/09/2018|
Dang. I'm so far back with the minority. I REALLY REALLY like Chic. Tbh, he's now my favorite character in this show
|by Anonymous||reply 325||02/09/2018|
So, so boring. Chic's creepy smile turned into a creepy sad face. That's it. Don't even ask me to give my take on the Jughead or the Archie plots because I've been FFing that awful filler shit all season now. Get Archie to fuck that pretend agent and I'll be interested again.
Also, kids, it's okay to murder someone and cover up their murder if that person is "dealer trash".
|by Anonymous||reply 326||02/09/2018|
R321 Man, he better turn them down because I am so goddamn sick of the tired, old trope of gay guys (who 100% know how very gay they are) sleeping with women. And even if it's not a full on threesome between them all and Midge just wants to cuck them or something, Kevin should still say no. It's really not in his character.
(Also not next week. The show is on break til March 'cuz of the Olympics.)
|by Anonymous||reply 327||02/09/2018|
R327 I KNOW. I hope Berlanti doesnt let Kevin go that way.
|by Anonymous||reply 328||02/09/2018|
Sprouse is pulling an Alyson Hannigan and not singing in the upcoming musical episode.
[quote]Apparently, Sprouse isn’t a huge fan of the genre, the EP explains: “Cole and I talked about it a while ago, and I said, ‘How do you feel about musicals?’ At that time, we were going to do Little Shop of Horrors. And he basically said, ‘Listen, I never sang for Disney. It would take a lot.'”
[quote]Sprouse’s aversion to singing apparently extends to real life as well: Aguirre-Sacasa recalls that Riverdale‘s Season 1 wrap party was at “some tiki bar that had a stage, and the bulk of the party was the entire cast and crew [doing] a variety show. So literally every cast member sang but Cole. Every parent, every kid, every crew member sang… except for Cole. So it was like, ‘OK, got it.'”
Don't blame him, really. I can't sing and I wouldn't do it even while plastered in an empty karaoke bar on another continent, let alone on a TV show with such a massive following.
|by Anonymous||reply 329||Last Monday at 11:57 AM|
R329 Why is that? His speaking voice sounds like it could hold a tune. It's not like he speaks in monotone...
|by Anonymous||reply 330||Last Monday at 11:59 AM|
r330 A lot of people regularly comment on how my speaking voice is pleasant to the ears and that I should get a job on the radio. Still can't hold a tune, though. Completely tone deaf, in fact. It's probably the same with Sprouse.
|by Anonymous||reply 331||Last Monday at 12:10 PM|