Enough of the Shitty RuPaul's Drag Race Season 9. Let's Talk About the DL Fantasy Season 9.1 and Make It All Better.
I'm Killam.
I was kicked off in Episode 4 for having sex in my hotel room, against show rules.
As I'm standing on the runway about to be told to take my Walk of Shame, Cracker Shellaque (my nemesis) shouts out:
[quote]How original. So you had to copy Willam and get fucked by your boyfriend???"
And as I turn to leave I simply say, with a smile:
[quote]No, bitch. I called up YOUR boyfriend and he came over and I fucked HIM.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 22, 2018 12:22 AM
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Hi, Fans! Remember me? I'm Toona, the season's fat loudmouth queen!
My best moment in Season 9.1 is when I lip sync for my life standing in front of my competition and no one can see her through the whole song.
It becomes famous as the Great Lip Sync Eclipse!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 24, 2017 1:00 AM
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Hi there! I'm Bianca del Pleasurebot 5000, the world's first trans robot, you can find me in your local women's bathroom catching spare change with my boob plate. My pronouns include 1110001101, 1000010110 and Jon Trudeau. I'd like the prize money to help me transition into a clockwork sex toy for lesbians with removable sink-washable genitals. Dick, vag and iPhone.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 24, 2017 1:59 AM
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