Massive Ben Affleck terrorizes CinemaCon

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He looks so self-conscious next to all that fine ripped manhood, I almost feel sorry for him.

Probably eating since he gave up the booze.

Fat bitch

Fuck. What he's done to himself is a crime.

Memories of young Ben...

Fatman

It's a fat suit.

His eyes look like piss-slits in the snow.

Bet he's drinking again already.

Still kinda hot, in an Orson Welles kind of way.

He just forgot to tell us about the Citizen Kane remake he's working on.

Large and in charge!

Pity.

And here most of thought Matty D was the fat girl waiting to happen.

He reminds me of when Animaniacs animated Raymond Burr.

If he's clean, why is his face bloated like that, for fucksake. That can't be from just food, can it? Damn, Benny, get it together!

Relax. He looks fine and healthy for once. I'm happy for his success.

He looks good without a toupee, too.

Maybe he is on meds, some of them really make you pack on the pounds. He seems to have had a stressful few years. He should take some time off and lounge around that beautiful Bel Air mansion that he owns.

I wonder if he also got hooked on H or opioid painkillers, and now he's on methadone.

That would explain the bloating that extends to his face.

He could also be on lithium.

It looks like he put on 20lbs since the Oscars and that was only a month ago.

[quote] Relax. He looks fine and healthy for once.

"Healthy"???

His face is not bloated from "meds," the reason he's fat is because he's EATING NON STOP. It's really that simple.

He ain't so heavy.

Thank god he's so tall(for an actor that is.)

BOOZE BLOAT!!!

Momoa and Ezra look good. Cavill too (especially close to Affleck ) but he also looks sad and a bit bored.

Affleck looks miserable for an actor who managed to become the central figure of the franchise and literally evacuated Superman as the fonder of the league.

Kudos to OP for making me LOL in public.

Matthew Perry is dead. I am the King of Bloat! All Hail the King!!

He can lose that in a few weeks.

This fat, miserable fuck.

He needs to lose the rug.

Why, R31? They all wear them.

He couldn't steal Orson Welles' talent, so he had to settle for stealing his look.

Jason Momoa looks like a wild man who just escaped from prison. He must frighten people walking down the streets.

To me that looks like the same kind of bloat my brother had when he was dying of brain cancer, the cortisone kind.

If it's meds, will he have be on them permanently so he doesn't go back to smoking/snorting/shooting whatever? Because, wow. Lucky for him he's got that whole directing thing as a back-up career.

R18 I agree, I think he went to rehab for a minute for something other than alcohol. But I thought weight LOSS was a common side effect of methadone use? Perhaps Ben is on antidepressants. They don't appear to be working, though.

He's eating his feelings, poor thing.

Methdone can cause what you see in that pic. But he strikes me as too vain to get into needle-play and no one sticks to snorting and free-basing heroin. So, it's probably an SSRI side-effect.

I'm still in great shape to this day.

And all my fabulous, glossy hair is my own.

Okay.

1. He's on the mend.

2. Stress is a bitch as you age.

3. He looks happy. Seriously happy.

4. He will get there. Handsome. Smart. Good guy.

He fucked his kids' nanny and half the starlets in LA. Fuck him.

[quote]3. He looks happy. Seriously happy.

I've seen people being escorted to execution chairs who look more cheerful, hon.

They all look pretty bad, in one way or another. And that has to be the weirdest group of guys I've ever seen together.

Ben has turned into Alec Baldwin, but without the humor. He's bloated, and always looks like he's about to cry.

Massive? Really? God damn but you silly little prisspots are a nerve.

They all look terrible, hard to believe that they are all really actors

Huge coat for his huge gut. Trump-esque

Love Ezra. He looks so damn fine here. ;-)

Was this the endgame after all the prestigious Oscar fare? A divorce, a bad Lehane adaptation, shitty DC movies, and alcoholism?

Here he is on Conan by the way.

All those people look awful even Jason. Maybe terrible lighting??

R48 he looks like he's just had a piece of Willy Wonka's Three Course Meal Chewing Gum

Miss Cavill is shorter than I imagined.

Sniff.

Found a pic of him and his dressers that morning.

Manopause.

let's shift to Ezra Miller's huge dick...

They all look good in their own ways. Ben definitely looks... large. At least he's well groomed and I don't see an open fly or cum stains.

When Momoa first joined BAYWATCH HAWAII, I didn't anticipate he'd morph from a pretty boy (who did nothing for me) to a man with such a strong presence and look. He looks particularly handsome and I'm all into his casting as Aquaman.

I hadn't ever found Miller attractive, yet I like his looks in those two pics.

Looks like Ezra has a big boner here:

More big Ezra dick. He dresses right and had to tuck it here:

Only in LA can you get Lycra toupees.

Ben is a 40 something daddy now, its ok Ben enjoy your food!

Looks like he added eating to his long list of addictions.

I need lots of nourishment in my war against crime. I've got Hostess Pies jammed into my utility belt.

FATMAN!!!

NA-NA-NA-NA-NA....

Meh. He doesn't look great, but hardly THAT big. OP put the truly pointless in pointless bitchery.

[quote]He looks so self-conscious next to all that fine ripped manhood, I almost feel sorry for him.

Bitch please, this asshole is a fucking multi-millionaire. He can easily afford to hire a chef to cook him healthy, nutritious meals all day long, in addition to a personal trainer helping him to work out 2-6 hours a day to lose weight and shape up.

Fuck him, he's a spoiled rich dickweed.

The guy can gain and lose 40 pounds like no one I've ever seen.

AND he's supposed to be playing BATMAN, with a muscled, athletic physique. He looks like he ate Batman!

He's bloated looking. Really bloated.

R57 Honey, that's not 'looking good'. Not remotely.

And Ezra looks like he's got a month on T, post transition.

Yo-yo dieting is going to cause alot of problems for him and weaken his heart as he get's older. Look at carrie fisher for reference.

The Benster is 44, soon to be 45.

That ability to gain/drop weight, if it was ever based in nature, is going away, SOON.

Just saw R70--and I agree. He is for a mess of trouble if he doesn't get his act together.

And it's not just chub, he's literally bloated. That's booze bloat. He's off the wagon, big-time.

According to the other thread, maybe he ate a black man.

Poor Ben looks like Alec Baldwin. If he is in recovery then why is he even doing promotion? Maybe he is on pot now which makes you eat like a whale

BOOZER, USER, LOSER!

R53 Right??! Who knew Cavill was such a shrimp. He's barely taller than Ezra.

What a non-glamorous group! Hollywood is dead! Cavill does look sad and bored, and greasy - and he used to be so handsome! They look like people you would see in one of those shopping malls where the better stores have left. (Ezra is the only one who looks ok).

I'm the short one!

Who is the minority? He has major gay face.

It's Ezra with a Z!

On the bright side, he'll be able to pick up the work that Brent Sexton turns down!

Perils of the closet. What is that in between him and Jason Momoa?

He should be glad he found a doormat who sticks to this pathetic loser.

Are Jason Momoa and Ezra Miller in costume?

[quote] He can lose that in a few weeks.

If by "a few" you mean "thirty," why yes, yes he can.

[quote] What a non-glamorous group! Hollywood is dead!

Thanks for weighing in with your opinion Mommie Dearest.

[quote]Jason Momoa looks like a wild man who just escaped from prison. He must frighten people walking down the streets.

My reaction to Momoa is nothing like fear.

Affleck is clearly bloated. That doesn't look like over-eating bloat to me, more like the reaction to some kind of meds. Not methadone because methadone users tend to lose weight and he doesn't have that gray methadone user tinge.

I am surprised that the studio didn't pay for him getting sober AND getting physically fit. Aren't there programs where you can get mental and physical help to get sober and fit? I mean there must be some program where people replaced their substance abuse addiction with getting super buff?

No, R89. Getting sober always has to take priority. Getting fit comes later.

Something about him reminds me of James Linton of Inside the Actor's Studio here.

If an,actress would be so fat she had no langer work in the filmindustry !

r90. It's a priority for Hollywood studios to get their moneymakers sober instead of being presentable at PR events? Are you sure?

*Lipton ^^

[quote]Yo-yo dieting is going to cause alot of problems for him and weaken his heart as he get's older. Look at carrie fisher for reference.

Really? Cause I thought it was the YEARS of cocaine abuse.

[quote][R90]. It's a priority for Hollywood studios to get their moneymakers sober instead of being presentable at PR events? Are you sure?

Obviously....are you looking at the same photos?

r96, I see the pictures and see Ben Affleck not being a teamplayer by getting into shape like an obedient little show puppet.

Ah Ben, I love to hate on him. I am rooting for him deep down though. I really hope he turns his life around. He needs serious spiritual healing work. He should go to the Amazon for a few weeks and work with a medicine man/woman.

Cavill may simply be tired, he is shooting in Winnipeg and returned right after the WB presentation.

Anyway CinemaCon is kind of annoying for stars, especially when they trot you out on stage where you don't say anything (only Momoa spoke when he introduced Aquaman). It's not like Comic Con where there's all the fanboy energy in the room, this is a room full of theater owners more interested in the clips than the talent.

Lol @ R62

R5, I know it's hard to believe but putting on weight isn't a crime. It should be of course, in the DL world. The guy is trying to cope with booze issues. I like Ben, I'm sure he'll trim down when he needs to.

Affleck looks like he's getting ready to play John Wayne playing Genghis Kahn in The Conqueror

I'm thinking prednisone.

Sum Ting Wong

[quote]He fucked his kids' nanny and half the starlets in LA. Fuck him.

I do not know why this enrages people.

Bing Dang Ow, r104

I can imagine those Enquirer headlines.

"Fatman Ben hooks up with Medicine Woman."

The only time anyone ever called me fat was when I gained weight for American Hustle, an Oscar nominated performance.

This event was in Vegas, right? How many strippers and/or cocktail waitresses did Fatfleck hook up with? He looks to be well off the wagon.

Bellagio horror, as new movie wrecked by Ben Affleck's fat; now requesting advice from DL

"Pathetic loser"? Yes, R84, the guy has serious issues: but perhaps you could tell us how many Oscars you've won, how many tens of millions you have in the bank, how many Hollywood A listers you've shagged, how many mansions you have, how many lovely kids you have, and whether you look like Ben Affleck even with a bit of flab on him. Idiot.

Yes R84 tell us how many slave-owning ancestors you've tried to hide, and how many fame-hungry nannies to your 'lovely kids' you've fucked, and how many atrocious toupees you own...

Jason Momoa always has that wild-look, it's his thing. I think it makes him hot and sexy.

Cavill looks sad because this is the first ever "Justice League" movie coming out and he is barely in it, when you'd think Superman would be the star. You can hardly blame the guy.

Ezra can't keep away from those luscious locks

I'd jump on Momoa if given the chance.

The angle on the first one is bad and makes everyone look wider than they are, but the pic at R1 is pretty accurate. Ben's got the dreaded Rectangular Torso Syndrome, it seems, as well as Kenny Rogers' post-surgery eyes.

For months, Ben has needed to just check out of Hollywood and go somewhere quiet and get hold of himself. He just keeps pushing himself. He's headed for a major breakdown, and I don't just mean eating a lot of Haagen Dazs in front of the TV.

Ben must have some serious self loathing going on. He has had so many great things happen, Oscar, getting good raves for his directing, really great opportunities. But it seems like when things are going well career wise he screws it up.

Tom and Lorenzo's take on the "fashion" these guys showed up in

I have zero sympathy for someone who has been given so many opportunities and keeps fucking them up.

[quote] "Pathetic loser"? Yes, [R84], the guy has serious issues: but perhaps you could tell us how many Oscars you've won, how many tens of millions you have in the bank, how many Hollywood A listers you've shagged, how many mansions you have, how many lovely kids you have, and whether you look like Ben Affleck even with a bit of flab on him. Idiot.

He's obviously JUST JEALOUS, r111!

Everyone knows the little people must only worship and praise the popular people!

He has no talent

[quote]I think you have an antiquated view of movie studios. Ben Affleck can look however, whenever, he wants and still make movies. I suppose you think they still have bearding contracts.

[quote]He has no talent

But he's been around for 25 years and has two Oscars. What you got? Besides posting privileges on DL.

R122 He and Damon got Oscars from an Academy that 1) were misled to believe they were Harvard grads and 2) that was unaware William Goldman had entirely rewritten their crappy pitch.

Argo was automatic Oscar bait: it made movie people look like fascinating heroes. See The Artist, Birdman, etc.

Neither counts. And Affleck is basically an actor who can't act.

He looks even fatter at R118. Sad - like Elvis. We didn't see Elvis for years, then he was really fat and it was sad, and everyone made fun of him.

He literally looks like he might pop at any moment.

fat guy in a little coat...

Methadone does cause weight gain, frequently.

[quote]Working as a counselor at a methadone clinic I saw patients gain up to 50 pounds in 4 months.

His eyes.......What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!

R122 Go away, cunt.

A hundred bucks says all the folks defending Gentle Ben here are fraus. Fat fraus.

He's a multi-millionaire. Meanwhile, there are children going to bed hungry at night. Oh, I feel SO sorry for this asshole!

He looks fine to me!

I'm putting Ben on my 2017 Death List.

Revolution complete! He's now officially turned into Harvey Weinstein.

r125 The suit is way too small. It almost looks like he has Spanx on under it--look how stiff he is. He really does look like Violet.

He's sucking it in so hard that he's about to stroke out.

Ewww. Ezra Miller toes. wtf

Bitch needs a pedi bad.

Jesus, he's got hawk feet.

wow that's a lot of weight gain in a short period of time. i hope he's ok for his family's sake. He's better off without the wife.

I will never eat (or sit on) Fritos again. Thanks, Obama and r135!

[quote]wow that's a lot of weight gain in a short period of time. i hope he's ok for his family's sake. He's better off without the wife.

Oh, he's still married and living with the wife. The Doormat will never, ever leave him. He's tried everything to get her to go, fucking co-star after co-star, even his kids' nanny -- nothing will shake the bitch! That's why he looks so miserable

R103, I thought prednisone too. Fast weight gain, including a lot of broadening of the face. Piggy eyes from fat around the eyes. Beard to conceal the unnaturally widened face. I've seen someone gain forty pounds in three weeks from prednisone. Their face got really wide and their eyes disappeared under folds of fat.

I love how he's standing like a North Korean dictator.

Why would he be taking prednisone? Just curious.

Imagine how weird his face would look without the beard covering up most of it.

R112, that's your counter argument, being unduly concerned about distant forebears, some tacky nanny shagging and a hairpiece? Doesn't make a "loser" (stupid term anyway). Love how all you freelance fuckers get on your moral high horses about straight guys straying. Particularly since some of you boast about doing them.

OMG!

Who's the mincing prisspot on the left at R145?

He's yuuuuuge!

R123, did Goldman also write the excellent screenplay for Gone Baby Gone?

He's miserable with the wife, i think she drives him to drink, gamble, drugs and whores. I can just imagine her nagging him to death. poor ben.

I would pay to watch an Ezra--Jason M fuck.

Mmmm...

Which one of you bitches writes for Radar?

Thanks for the link, R118.

I love Tom & Lorenzo. I believe they were DLers back in the day.

Until even recently I would have sucked Ben off. But not now.

I had no idea he had such nutty rabid fangurls until I read this thread.

Some of them are hysterical with outrage he's being criticized for being called what he is, a fat fuck!

I am quite happy to be the pretty, slim one.

Not with those ears, dear.

Apparently Cavill WAS tired - he was up three days straight as they wrapped up filming of his new movie. Per the director's Instagram.

Pred for liver failure???

Orson Swelles

Interesting theory, R158.

[quote]Corticosteroids are used in several liver diseases, most commonly in autoimmune hepatitis for which they have been shown to improve outcome and survival. Corticosteroids are also used after liver transplantation to prevent rejection.

What do you think Matt thinks about his weight gain?

I have Crohn's disease and Ive taken Corticosteroids to counteract my overactive immune system. I too gained 40 lbs in 3 months, and Ive always been a thin guy. But Ben was big even at the Oscars. I remember the camera panning across the front rows and thinking the big barrel-chested guy in a tux was Harvey Weinstein. It was Ben Affleck.

God I want Ezra's huge cock now!

Hey, when did Amy Schumer grow a beard?

R144 Isn't there a grease fire awaiting your fetid presence, cretin? Get there FASTER!

I imagine he is very handsome in person, not fat.

I am a fan of Ezra Miller, until he started doing super hero films.

[quote]He's sucking it in so hard that he's about to stroke out.

LOL!

All this rapid weight loss and weight gain isn't good for the heart, plus all the drugs he's done, I predict a heart attack in his future.

[quote]He's miserable with the wife, i think she drives him to drink, gamble, drugs and whores. I can just imagine her nagging him to death. poor ben.

He's not a poor, abused househusband who can't afford to leave an evil woman. If he wants to divorce, he can, the groundwork has already been laid and he can go at any time, no one will think twice about it.

Good lord, Ben has some really creepy fangurls around here.

[quote][R122] Go away, cunt.

WOW, keeping it classy?

I’m not “defending” Ben Affleck R129 and R122. It’s just ridiculous for cheeto-stained, keyboard warriors to declare that he has NO TALENT. He’s not the best actor I’ve seen but that declaration--coming from the likes of you--is absurd. Not to mention, the comments on his weight. Again, couldn’t care less, but it’s annoying when people like you two--who probably look like something the cat dragged in, changed it’s mind and dragged it back--comment on someone looks like catty, teen-aged girls.

You are wasting your time R170, too nuanced. Just shout "FAT FUCK" or you'll be labelled a fangurl. Extra points with the resident Affleckophobes if you attack Casey as well. It's kind of a two-for-one deal.

Isn't Ben already pretty much a two-fer?

R88, what are you talking about? You're confused. Many methadone users gain weight. Lots of it.

Ben looks like he has internalized Islamophobia.

So, I guess it's safe to assume his moobs are still inching towards a full c cup and would've been causing a lower number Richter Scale measurement had he not worn so many layers? Mary!

If I ever have a thought of becoming a sloppy drunkard or drug user, I'm going to break out these photos to remind myself how overindulging have ruined Affleck's looks.

He's an embarrassment. He knows it, too.

Ezra

Geza

He has a job standing in for the Goodyear Blimp.

The pic at R125 is unfortunate. He looks like he could be a credible Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon.

The only "fair" thing about this is that this time, a man is getting the grief for body out of control issues. In this thread, women get a brief break from the action.

Thought bubble: "Thank God Ben showed up."

So, gambling, drinking, womanizer, Affleck is in Las Vegas? Well that should help him.

He could always do porn with those huge man boobs.

I thought Ben's weight gain was disturbing...until I saw Ezra's feet.

Did he get a facelift? He did something to his face, and it's not weight gain. Bad botox and fillers? His face is pulled too tightly, and the shape of his eyes is completely different.

R183 When you put on weight it goes everywhere, he has a fat face.

He had fillers in the past, I saw him on grahame norton show. he wasn't as fat but he definitely had botox or some kind of filler.

Ezra Miller. Photo 1

Ezra Miller. Photo 2 Close up of the feet.

Dear God!!! 😳

Show that to the DL Resident Foot Fetish guy, R187.

Those are uglier than Michael Jeter's feet in Hair and that's an amazing achievement.

r170

Stop trying to make "Cheeto" happen, it won't, just like your lame "we bought the zoo"

He looks fine- layoff!

R170 You sound cheeto-stained to me, cunt. And you're stinking up the place!

R193, you couldn't come up with anything better than that---and you had a whole hour to work on it?

My gawd, his feet are so fucking disgusting, looks like he's been wondering the streets without shoes on. They are so filthy!

Ezra's feet are disgusting, OH MY GOD!

I've seen better feet on homeless men sprawled on the sidewalk.

I'll never look at Ezra the same way again.

He's very tall so to be that fat, he must be pushing 270 pounds in that pic.

Don't forget, catty queens, in order to "lose your looks", you have to have them in the first place. That will obviously disqualify the overwhelming majority of you.

Ezra clearly has fungus on all his toenails in that pic.

Who here said they were good looking? Very very few people are good looking. Just look at all the young guys doing porn online. 99% percent are so ugly they shouldn't appear before a mirror let alone a video camera.

I was waiting for the utterly moronic "Only attractive people have the right to criticize ugly people" argument to show up! If anything, ugly people are MORE qualified to make fun of other ugly people, because they're on equal footing.

You don't need a driver's license to tell somebody that they're getting ready to hit a deer.

Miller's feet look like a wild man's from a tale living in the forest or something. He must cultivate the look willingly. Ok, so obviously, he doesn't want to be a conventional sex symbol, to say the least..

You people are fucking ridiculous with your theories about Affleck. He was an alcoholic. When they go to AA, they serve DONUTS. They substitute food for booze. Typically they always get fat. There was a pap pic of him out with his daughter. She had a modestly sized ice cream cone. He was eating a humongous one.

I thought it said he was terrorizing 'Cinnabon'

What's fucking ridiculous is that you actually think Affleck is attending AA meetings with the rest of the poor, regular, nonfamous people.

There are AA meetings for movie stars, dears. Also Narcotics Anonymous meetings for movie stars.

In Malibu Pink and McConaughey attend the NA meetings.

....

Ben Affleck isn't going to any of those DEAR. He went to rehab for 2 weeks and declared himself cured. He doesn't have a problem anymore.

"Cone" and "cone"! What is "cone"?

After rehab, you have to go to AA meetings. That's the way it works. His estranged wife is no doubt going to Al Anon meetings.

Why would anyone think that Jennifer Garner is going to Al-anon? She's been enabling him for years and continues to do so to this day. It's the only reason they are still married.

Enablers go to Al Anon to stop enabling. Don't you people know anything about AA? Amazing.

I realize everyone is different, but the only time I had a handle on my weight is when I was working on a project that paid me extremely well; I felt appreciated and I was motivated and that paralleled my personal life in that I was able to focus on the gym and diet.

Ben has it all; two Oscars, kids, a wife he seems on good terms with hopefully...I wonder why he packs on the pounds.

He seems to really be feeling Jason's hand on his shoulder.

I think being comfortable in your own skin is one of life's greatest feelings.

It's not the life he wants. Goop said it best -- Affleck's dream woman is a stripper with a pitcher of cold beer. I think he'd be happier living like Leo DiCaprio: unmarried, a new model every year or so, no kids to tie him down. He tries to have it both ways: Garner at home with the kids, putting on a happy face for the press, while he fucks whoever he wants and drinks and smokes and gambles like a single guy.

And one of its luckiest.

Many of us don't because of life's trauma's and our genes.

Like everything in life it's a matter of experiences and luck.

I completely agree R17. I recently read a long-winded Facebook post that was a huge load of crap by one of the most phony and narcissistic assholes I've ever seen. Some nonsense about good times and old friends and having a good life. That's easy for him to say; he's had everything handed to him, had every opportunity and squandered them all. He's never had to work or struggle for anything, including friends. At least one of his "good old friends" is only there to be used for transportation and other resources he can provide, other than that, to Hell with the poor guy. One of the luckiest sons of bitches to live and he doesn't deserve or appreciate it.

Ezra, please, please, put some fucking socks on.

Years ago, MAD Magazine predicted Ben Affleck would someday play Homer in a live-action version of [italic]The Simpsons[/italic]. Except for still having hair and a beard to hide his growing second chin (and if he doesn't stop, there'll be a third one), he's not that far off.

Affleck would be a perfect Homer, he's got that giant head and the little alligator arms.

And he loves donuts!

that cute actor, BJ something, who appeared in the DaddyHunt web series (he's adorable, sadly, straight, I think); anyway, he works out like an ANIMAL and on social media showed his latest bod and it's SICK!

Someone asked him how he does and he wrote one word.

"Kitchen."

It's true. It's all in the kitchen. Stop eating crap. Eat healthy and don't stuff yourself.

'Course lifting weights like an animal probably helps some, too.

I was doing a portion controlled weight loss meal plan and working out at the gym; I'm older than Ben but the pounds were still melting off. I couldn't believe it.

I got some injuries and can't do cardio; I am in a financial bind so I can't swing the meal plan; the pounds have been PILING back on.

Money will turn around; the pain will subside and heal and I'll get back into it, I hope.

I hope Ben does too; he really has no excuse; if I had his money, I'd hire Matt Damon to sit on me with his ass so I couldn't eat.

[quote] y, I'd hire Matt Damon to sit on me with his ass so I couldn't eat.

Why Matt?

I've seen mummies with better feet than r187's pic. Ramses the Great had a nicer pedicure.

"older than Ben but the pounds were still melting off."

After a certain age, pounds do not "melt off." They grudgingly leave for the shadows, all the while plotting their cruel return.

McBongo's naturally skinny but he put on a lot of weight for a movie and was on Graham Norton and said he was having a terrible time taking the weight back off even though he was working out constantly. Ed Sheeran told him 'now you're like the rest of us'.

Christian Bale packed on the weight for American Hustle and years later, he was promoting something else and claimed to still have some of the extra weight. However, he's gained and lost so much weight over the years that his metabolism is undoubtedly fucked beyond repair. He still looks damned good, hasn't let himself go like Affleck.

Affleck, stick a fork in him, he's done.

Ben's a big beefy boy even when he's looking good. His thinny thin thin days are long past him. He's a daddy now. 20 extra pounds on his Batman days body and he looks like a fatted pig. He's a man who shows his weight in his face early on. Most men's faces don't fatten up until they reach a certain level of porcinity.

But even chunky, Ben is still one handsome man. And yes, in a month he could be right back to devastatingly handsome.

Pauline Kael claimed that when De Niro packed on the pounds for Raging Bull he ruined his looks for good.

Pauline could be a real cunt.

Ben will never be handsome again -- he's stretched his facial skin too much with fat and fillers and Botox. When/if (big if) he loses weight his skin will sag and be so wrinkly. Inevitably he'll get more work done and fuck his face up even more. Don't even get me started on the tits. Speaking of saggy skin that won't disappear without surgery...

Pauline Kael never claimed any such thing, r232. That does not even sound like something she would write about. Link?

R234 It's really not necessary for men to use extreme botox at Ben's age. There are men in Hollywood who are younger and much more rugged looking. And women love it. He is going to regret it in a few more years.

He looks like he regrets it alreadly R236.

R235 she did. I've read all Kael's books. She was notoriously horny (notably for Beatty and Newman) but she also fancied De Niro and was very upset about this.

[quote] Affleck's dream woman is a stripper with a pitcher of cold beer.

And never having met him, you certainly would know.

R235 How would you know to make such a blanket statement? Have you read every interview with her ever?

Why would I make such a thing up? Jesus.

Kael also invited Redford for drinks which he found strange and declined.

He claimed she was never that hot about him again as an actor.

r239 Considering his father's history, r216 isn't too far off base.

From Wikipedia: His father, Timothy Byers Affleck, worked sporadically as an auto mechanic, a carpenter, a bookie, an electrician, a bartender, and a janitor at Harvard University. In the mid-1960s, he had been an actor and stage manager with the Theater Company of Boston. During Affleck's childhood, his father had a self-described "severe, chronic problem with alcoholism" and Affleck has recalled him drinking "all day, every day."

Jennifer Garner, discussing Ben in March's Vanity Fair:

“I didn’t marry the big fat movie star; I married him. And I would go back and remake that decision. He’s the love of my life. What am I going to do about that? He’s the most brilliant person in any room, the most charismatic, the most generous. He’s just a complicated guy”

he's the biggest guy in the room!

Are sharkskin suits back, love?

Hardly the choice if you need to conceal excess bulk.

Tsk tsk.

W&W, r227!

[quote] he's the biggest guy in the room!

I thought Matt was fatter?

Are there any Batman comics where he's shlubby and has a gunt? World's Greatest Detective (with Mantits)? Is Benny doing Method Batman, maybe?

Well, Jennifer you're married to a big fat movie star now.

Ith can't belie the heeth gained thoooo much weight. What about hith thcockth?

That was the most moronic and pathetic attempt to do a gay lisp I've ever seen, r250. Best to just stay in the closet and let the real men talk.

He fucked halle berry

That wouldn't include you r251. Not clutching those pearls. Johnny Weir could give you butch lessons.

Does Henry fuck Ben's big titties?

Does Ben fuck Henry's big titties and big ass?

That was an almost-literate comeback, r253. Good for you!

R252 Halle Berry? When?

Jennifer Garner is pathetic. Stupid people who play stupid games win stupid prizes.

I'm sure it's just ...soda.

R239 stumbled here on the way to church, apparently. He's admitted he's a sex addict and alcoholic, fattie frau. It's not a secret, Also gambling, drugs, now food...

He would have been happier if he'd just kept pumping Damon in the ass.

It's a hurricane glass filled with hot fudge.

Ezra miller is... incredibly unnatractive

"The star [Affleck] showed up looking so flabby for a shirtless boxing scene that producers immediately hired a ripped body double," one "insider" claims.

"They ended up using him so frequently as the Batman stand-in that snarky crew members sneakily started calling Ben 'Fatman' behind his back."

^ Is that Justice League gossip?

R252) Ben and Halle never hooked up. I don't know what that poster is spreading.

Husky!

More evidence that he has no self-awareness and probably doesn't think that he has addiction issues. Here he is, two weeks out of rehab, and he's spotted drinking a dark beverage in a casino. He knows that he will be photographed by anyone with a cellphone, doesn't care. He loves to invite speculation. He loves drama and attention despite his protestations that he doesn't.

R264 it was Beatty and Halle who hooked up. this is a confusing thread.

If Mel Brooks ever does that [italic]Spaceballs[/italic] sequel, Ben can be Pizza the Hutt in flashbacks.

Yeah! Just think of all the money they'll save because Bear Fatass won't need to be padded!

[quote]"The star [Affleck] showed up looking so flabby for a shirtless boxing scene that producers immediately hired a ripped body double," one "insider" claims.

[quote]"They ended up using him so frequently as the Batman stand-in that snarky crew members sneakily started calling Ben 'Fatman' behind his back."

Just the way that Uh-lee-see-uh Silverstone was dubbed "Fatgirl" by the press during her turn as Batgirl.

[Quote] Just the way that Uh-lee-see-uh Silverstone was dubbed "Fatgirl" by the press during her turn as Batgirl.

Bunch of morons.

I never knew Batgirl's costume has nipples. That's obscene!! How did they market that to kids? Action figures and Halloween costumes with nipples?

The nipples looked silly on the guys as well.

Affzilla. Destorying cities near you.

I don't really understand why he puts himself through all this. He must be wealthy enough to retire (or did he gamble it all away or had to silence so many women for having sex with them while married?). He clearly looks self conscious not being able to laugh it off or making light of the awkward situation. I mean all of his ambitions must be crushed by now and he just want it all to end (borderline suicidal?).

He thinks he can, and deserves to, have it all, R275. Oscars for screenplay and directing? A family? Hookers and hoe nannies? Being able to gamble the equivalent of others people's yearly income? NOT ENOUGH TO SATISFY BENNY!

Sliverstone was so miscast.

she comes off as too goofy to fight crime.

for that matter, what was Clooney thinking? Tho I felt that Keaton was the worst choice physically for the part.

Ezra is FUGLY

I just love this photo so much

It's not only the weight, it's how MISERABLE he looks. No expression, no joy, no nothing. How sad, yet how infuriating.

His stunt double is John Goodman.

R279, is that photo real?

Judith Crist!

I know in my life when I"m miserable I pack on the pounds and it's cyclical, I can't lose the weight b/c I feel miserable and then I pack on more pounds because I"m so freakin' fat.

It takes a mix of Jenny Craig and cardio and I have to do that for a long time; very little booze; one cheat day a week; and it takes a while...then I start to lose, get in a groove, lose more and then people notice, and I lose more.

Ben has to get there.

yes, it's so hard to lose weight as you get older. I used to be able to drop the pounds so fast! but now, it takes much longer

R283, especially when you have an injury; I have a foot condition not related to age, but it's stopping me from doing as much cardio as I want; I know most of it is diet.

I'm SUPER depressed because I don't have a job, lost a relationship, no money, dealing with parents aging...but Ben has so much money he can combat most of those issues.

I wonder what his deal is?

Does he just want a stripper and a bear like Gwynnie says; or is he really gay?

Ben, I could be the answer to BOTH of our problems!

Affleck was a child actor. A lousy child actor. Graham Norton had clips of him in some kids'TV show.

R284, so sorry to hear you're having a hard time, hang in there, hope things turn around for you soon!

[quote]Does he just want a stripper and a bear like Gwynnie says; or is he really gay?

He dated Gwenneth Paltrow?

The Michelin Man always had a smile.

R286, thanks me, too.

I think about what life would be like without all this struggle; I see homeless guys and I'm thinking, 'wow, I don't know what problems are.' Then, I think I'm going to end up homeless.

I wish I could have Ben's money.

Even a little of it.

He walks like one of those Somali kids with the distended bellies.

Must be seen to be believed!

Waiting to exhale

[quote] He walks like one of those Somali kids with the distended bellies.

I will not be ignored!

Ezra's ugly toenails came in that weird phase were he wanted to be some sort of hipster-dispter. Ewwww

However, he has turned a corner of sorts. He has cleaned up a lot.

This pic from 2014 demonstrates his potential if he ever wants to get back in shape.

LOL at that pic, he was holding and sucking it in LOL. thanks for the laugh !

He looks thinner and fitter every time I see a new pic of him. Ever since he filed for divorce he's been looking A LOT better.

Never change, Daily Mail! Never change!

"The 44-year-old appeared to feel the heat on stage, looking visibly sweaty as he took part in a Q&A session following the screening."

Did Ezra blow Ben? Ezra seems quite cozy in that picture.

R296..... LOL!

This is one messy looking cast.

Christ. Well, he HAD been looking better. He's crawled back into the bottle or maybe he's eating his feelings.

He looks like he's going to pop, everything is so tight. He can't even button that shirt. He needs to go up a size in all things or cut out the carbs and booze.

Pointy tits:

There's a rumor that Ben has returned to rehab this week.

R303, I don't even know where to begin on that picture! Yikes.

Here's where you can begin on the pic in r303: one of the comments on that Instagram posting of the picture was

"Guapo como siempre."

And it's true. His body is currently a mess, but he's great looking still.

That pic in R303 is old af. At least two years old if not more. His head doesn't look like that anymore and his moobs aren't pointy anymore, they are saggy. He's put on like 20lbs since this pic.

Ezra's feet are so disgusting. Ugh!!!! And he's so proud of them, too!

That rug looks fake as fuck. He surely can get better.

@R297 Ben The Blimp looks like he's appearing in porn for the body inflation crowd. I keep expecting him to look down in horror as his belly begins to expand and buttons fly everywhere off that vest. The color blue isn't helping him.

His tits are pointy in R303 because he's sucking in his belly, which was probably not as ample back then as it is now. Sadly, I know this from my own experience before I lost seventy pounds.

There's an elephant in this room and I am NOT going to put it on the floor.

They say the camera adds 10 pounds maybe there's 20 cameras in the room

New from today. Better/worse/same?

R313 he's getting puffy in his dotage.

I guess he's NOT in rehab as some have suspected. I wonder how he can sneak around LA without getting photographed and Jen can't?

Are those... PLEATED JEANS in R313?????

Is Ben time-traveling back to 1995?

Alcoholism will do that although some will lose weight.

IDK, he looks like he's lost a few pounds in the past week.

Who is the guy on the left at R319?

He's not in any other photos, must be some random who was walking into the church at the same time. R320

Thanks, R321.

I like big fat Ben. He's wrecked his face though. That's the sad thing.

He used to have such a chiseled jaw. Maybe if he loses more weight he can get that back?

Talk of his jaw always reminds me of his icky little baby teeth. I know they're still lurking there under his veneers.

He magically gained more of an upper lip, too. I would love to know how much work he's had done over the years.

His nose looks more refined but it's a good, subtle nose job.

not to mention that's a full wig he has on

He gained weight for a role.

The Ben Affleck Story.

She has insisted for years that the upper lip is natural. Delusional! She probably also refuses to believe that Ben cheated on her or has substance abuse issues.

Who the fuck is dressing Benny at R319's photo? Because they obviously hate him! Those pants are hideious.

R323 is spot on, his face is beyond gone. Just swollen to the point of being featureless. Very sad.

Hmm, looks like Affleck and Garner met at the same cosmetic dentist and lip surgery office..

I think The Accountant will be the last movie in which Ben Affleck still looked like his tall, dark, and handsome self.

He's lost some weight but he has the tits of a fat woman

He's preparing for a reboot of "Jake and the Fat Man".

Are those track marks on his left hand?

[Quote] She probably also refuses to believe that Ben cheated on her or has substance abuse issues.

Isn't she the one who released those nude pictures of Lively?

Looks slimmer now, but he has like No ass.

Ben in Batman VI.

He has permanently ruined his chest. He'll always have those floppy little tits.

Big fat sexpig is on prednisone.

hard to believe tweeky ezra snagged a role in dat movie...oy, he so hyper is sux

ben u gotta get to da gym. tho many of us like big thick man ass

his cock is thick, real fine

This is the result of bulking up for Batman and then when the filming is finished, stopping all workouts and going back to bad eating habits. He's too old for his body to bounce back quickly.

Love suk on them big ole man tittys he got.

Hope Damon got a piece of that hot big daddi ass n tit.

Matt would have to fight me over the right to chew on ben's big suckers....

Bumping my fave thread.

He’s gotten back in shape so no reason to bump.

You have GOT to be kidding r347

Sweet sugar dumpling