How come she's not talked about more on DL?
Dorothy Parker
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 4, 2019 1:46 PM |
What Bravo show is she on?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 13, 2017 8:51 PM |
One of those Real Housewives shows, r1.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 13, 2017 8:53 PM |
Wasn't Dot on Real Housewives of Miami?
That franchise was a bit of a flop, which is probably why nobody has heard of Dorothy Parker.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 13, 2017 10:20 PM |
I loved it when she flipped the table and ripped off some bitch's weave.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 13, 2017 10:22 PM |
R4 Dorothy could turn the tables on ANYONE.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 13, 2017 10:43 PM |
All of the erudite Dataloungers left the lounge years ago, only to be replaced by gaylings spreading lies about Justin Timberlake's sexuality.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 13, 2017 11:21 PM |
I could generally take or leave Parker's short stories, but her commentary has to be among the sharpest ever written in the English language. Read the "Constant Reader" reviews - every last word is perfect, and they are hilarious to this day.
And yes, it is bizarre how someone keeps insisting that Justin Timberlake of all people is gay.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 13, 2017 11:30 PM |
This thread runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 13, 2017 11:40 PM |
My favorite: when asked to use "horticulture" in a sentence replied, "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 13, 2017 11:50 PM |
I'm quite fond of her poem Penelope.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 13, 2017 11:51 PM |
"Big Blonde" is a helluva short story, R7, but otherwise, I agree.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 13, 2017 11:52 PM |
AS is "The Telephone Call."
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 13, 2017 11:53 PM |
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
Advice for the terminally depressed
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 14, 2017 12:00 AM |
r12 - Have you no love for Horsie?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 14, 2017 12:06 AM |
Because he's not doing much these days. Only Fran Lebowitz has had less new output in the last 35 years.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 14, 2017 12:34 AM |
Interview
The ladies men admire, I’ve heard, Would shudder at a wicked word. Their candle gives a single light; They’d rather stay at home at night. They do not keep awake till three, Nor read erotic poetry. They never sanction the impure, Nor recognize an overture. They shrink from powders and from paints ... So far, I’ve had no complaints.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 14, 2017 1:12 AM |
Once more, with line breaks:
Interview
The ladies men admire, I’ve heard, Would shudder at a wicked word. Their candle gives a single light; They’d rather stay at home at night. They do not keep awake till three, Nor read erotic poetry. They never sanction the impure, Nor recognize an overture. They shrink from powders and from paints ... So far, I’ve had no complaints.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 14, 2017 1:14 AM |
If you can read this, you're standing too close.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 14, 2017 1:39 AM |
“If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style.
The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.”
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 14, 2017 2:00 AM |
My personal fave:
“By the time you swear you’re his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying -
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying."
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 14, 2017 2:03 AM |
“Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.”
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 14, 2017 2:06 AM |
“Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.”
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 14, 2017 2:07 AM |
“This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible.
This was terrible with raisins in it."
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 14, 2017 2:09 AM |
She was married to a homosexual gentleman.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 14, 2017 2:13 AM |
R25, Fess was gay?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 14, 2017 2:15 AM |
"Tonstant Weader fwowed up."
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 14, 2017 2:17 AM |
Dorothy Parker “I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.”
that alone should earn her immortality
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 14, 2017 2:18 AM |
I always liked that she and Lillian Hellman were BFFs.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 14, 2017 2:26 AM |
It is recorded that Mrs. Parker and a snooty debutante were both going in to supper at a party: the debutante made elaborate way, saying sweetly “Age before beauty, Mrs. Parker.” “And pearls before swine,” said Mrs. Parker, sweeping in.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 14, 2017 2:29 AM |
Her actual epitaph for her tomb was: EXCUSE MY DUST.
You can see it here:
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 14, 2017 2:34 AM |
one quote should resonate with DL:
"you can't teach an old dogma new tricks"
though we try here ceaselessly every day
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 14, 2017 2:42 AM |
[quote] If you want to know what God thought of money, look at the people he gave it to.
Dorothy Parker
She still makes me chuckle,even when I think of Donald Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 14, 2017 2:43 AM |
What fresh hell can this be?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 14, 2017 4:56 AM |
that's the question i've been asking every day since november when i open the morning paper, and there always is one
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 14, 2017 4:58 AM |
I'm glad that the posters here appreciate "The Big Blonde" because Louis Auchincloss, whose short stories were as good as his novels, once praised Parker in person (I think.) "Blonde" is a study of manners; it matters to those characters if they, as divorced women, are addressed as Mrs. with their first name or their with their ex-husbands'. But they were (many of them) used to be supported by men, as was Parker's Hazel Morse, and with the Depression on the horizon--the story was written in 1929--they may soon find themselves in short street.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 4, 2019 6:16 AM |
Back when I'd read everything I could find by an author I liked, I read a shit-ton of Parker's stuff.
One should never do that. She's best appreciated in smaller doses, particularly her reviews and sharp poetry. But her short stories tend to be depressing as hell.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 4, 2019 6:31 AM |
Who goes Nazi is one of the sharpest and most apt commentaries. Still applies, too.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 4, 2019 9:35 AM |
[quote] How come she's not talked about more on DL?
Because we are too busy talking about Dorothy Gale, Dorothy Zbornak, and very occasionally Dorothy Loudon.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 4, 2019 12:33 PM |
R30. It wasn't a debutante, it was Clare Booth Luce.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 4, 2019 1:46 PM |