Daddy’s working! Brilliant moment a BBC expert’s live interview is gatecrashed by his curious children and a VERY stressed w

It's the mother who is hilarious, he looks like a douche tbh.

Was that the mother or a maid/babysitter?

That poor nanny. I hope she doesn't get fired. Lock the door, genius!

I saw this live and I was laughing so hard.

It's not the nanny, you stunted morons. It's the mother.

Why does something even as hilarious as this, bring out the moronic racists? The children are clearly half Korean. And then I saw a comments from a bunch of other fucking idiots who called her incompetent, like the kids were climbing the shelves or something. She merely opened the door and did what little kids do.

This is a great argument for not taking your kids to work.

Plus if this hsd been an american mother, she would have not lifted a finger to corral the kids out of the room. Instread, she would have just stood there beaming and encouraging her little angels to put on a show for the cameras.

Poor kids, they probably hadn't seen him in weeks, heard the sound of his voice and got excited.

She behaved like a subservient nanny rather than a wife. But then, that is how Asian women behave.

I bet he fucked that tight oriental ass afterwards as punishment.

R8, I noticed that too and she seems rather young. She looked terrified. However, the way she quickly yanked them out of the room showed she has natural or assumed authority over them, like a wife or mother.

She doesn't look terrified, she looks like a mother who is pissed and takes back her kids under control.

And she doesn't want to appear on vid.

I bet he doesn't have pants on. Probably sitting in his underwear.

R12 I totally would

That skid she does when chasing after the baby in his walker is hilarious.

Doesn't behave like a English wife. Nor like a Ting Tong.

the link isnt working for me. did they take it down?

[quote]the link isnt working for me. did they take it down?

Still works for me. Maybe clear your cookies and try again?

Fucking stupid gits

For some reason this clip has broken the Internet. Expect the entire family to be on "Ellen" next week.

Try this link.

R11, don't know which video you're looking at, but the wife is clearly in a panic. You can hear her exclaiming in alarm as she rushes into the room. The way she flew through the door is what has people rolling in laughter. Get ready for a slew of "asian mothers are like ninjas" jokes in the next few weeks.

Not a Tiger Mom, then. A Tiger Mom would have kept the kids in the room as a learning experience, and expected them a) to know the regions discussed on the wall map, and b) to contribute to the discussion.

[quote]Not a Tiger Mom, then.

Obviously not an Asian mother either. If she were, both of those kids would have been forced to perform hari kari.

Damn it, Robert! I had to use the toilet!

Yeah, she had exactly one job to do that required less than ten minutes of her precious time and attention and she failed.

What the fuck was she doing that was so important that she couldn't corral two babies for ten minutes? Weird. Maybe she did it on purpose to undermine him.

Or maybe she turned away for two seconds to attend to all the other chores she is expected to complete by the end of the day by her husband and the kids slipped away.

She was busy on Chaturbate trying to get her kids college funds started.

Why was the kid walking like that?

I thought she was the nanny because she seemed so young and because I guess I'm a racist.

She may be a nanny which is not unusual for a university professor in Korea. His Korean wife is out shopping for kimchi.

[quote]Why was the kid walking like that?

You mean playfully? Like a friggin 4 year old? Yeah, such unusual behavior. There needs to be like a Jane Goodall to study this rare phenomenon of little kids being playful and silly. This is why I hate the internet sometimes. Complete imbeciles start to dissect the most common things and treat the most normal behavior as abnormal.

She's in her own home, not by some pool. Is she supposed to literally stare at the kids 24-7 when they're just walking around their own home?

[quote]She's in her own home, not by some pool. Is she supposed to literally stare at the kids 24-7 when they're just walking around their own home?

She had ONE simple task to complete. Keep the kids out of Daddy's study for 10 minutes while he's being broadcast around the world. She failed miserably.

I must have seen at least 3 dozen joking light-hearted references to this story in the last 12 hours.

Good ol' datalounge is the first place I've seen where the focus is all about criticizing the woman.

r32, unsnap your girdle and have a gimlet. If the guy were gay and his husband came running in, we'd be saying the same thing. We're deliciously bitchy like that.

R31, oh please. You have no idea what she was doing in that moment. The door was closed. And frankly, it was fucking hilarious anyway.

So ridiculous for people who know less than nothing about these people to act like she did something horrendous, especially people who don't even have kids .I don't have kids, but even I have enough empathy to recognize that kids are a handful and mothers need to multitask. You don't know if she was making dinner or doing laundry or in the bathroom or a million other things. And she rushed in there because she knew he was on live TV. We see incidents all of the time on live TV where someone is quickly grabbed to get off camera.

The second kid just makes the clip, because it's just out of no where.

R32, it's just to cover the mispaced resentment they feel knowing this well educated and political expert would choose an asian to spend his life with and bear his children.

[quote]We see incidents all of the time on live TV where someone is quickly grabbed to get off camera.

Not on my shows you didn't. I knew to duck.

Yeah, it's when the second kid comes in in the walker that really gets me! Very funny. This is his response, later, on Twitter

She shouldn't have been multitasking while he was on TV. She couldn't keep the kids under control for ten whole minutes.

Will this guy ever be asked back on TV? Is his TV career over? Thanks, Min-Wei!

And the vote for the dumbest. most hysterical reaction goes to...^

He wasn't performing surgery. He was sitting in his office on Skype

Beat her.

[quote]He wasn't performing surgery. He was sitting in his office on Skype

Being watched by 75% of the world.

Lol, cut the drama R42.

Who's ready picture is that at R38?

That poor little girl is gonna get a complex. She's pushed in the chest by her father and yanked by the arm by her mother.

[quote]Being watched by 75% of the world.

OMG! NO!!! Has Kim Jung Un responded??? This man has beckoned WW3 due to those two little miscreants! Thanks, Professor!

Are you fucking high? Most of that 75% thought it was a lighthearted, normal, hilarious moment in a bleak world, and then there's that minority of psychopaths with no fucking lives who turn something harmless and fun into an excuse to let their pseudo-Freud flag fly.

The funniest part to me is how the mom is crawling around in full view as if no one can see her.

[quote]The funniest part to me is how the mom is crawling around in full view as if no one can see her.

I think it's funny how she sort of skids into the room.

Is that his son at R38 or is he using a pic from 20 years ago?

R39, maybe he should watch his own kids then. I wouldn't be surprised if the mother was working from home in another part of the home as well when this happened.

Yes, crawling around on her knees to shut the door as quickly as possible made me laugh.

The baby following close behind the daughter in his walker was the star of the show. The only thing that would have topped it would have been the family pets getting in on the action, like say their dog came barreling at the camera while chasing the cat into the room.

[quote]She had ONE simple task to complete.

With two little kids, no, there's no way she had "one simple task" on her plate at that moment. Have you never seen a human child under the age of 5? Wait... are you an alien?

Some of us are not ragging on the lady. the vibe I get is dom-sub. She looked panicked. Also the guy is creepy and pushes away his kid oddly.

The dad didn't know what to do. He was discussing some rather heavy subject manner. He also wasn't able to quickly turn around to see her and maybe direct her to sit diwn out of the camera's view. At least he didn't snap at her or make her cry.

[quote]With two little kids, no, there's no way she had "one simple task" on her plate at that moment.

Yes, there was simple task. Stand in front of the door of daddy's office for 10 minutes.

Which is easier? Supervising two kids or locking a fucking door?

Regardless, I find it funny how certain posters here are taking this more seriously than journalists on twitter, many of whom are empathizing with the situation.

[quote]there was simple task

Okay, so you ARE an alien.

R57, it's because she's a frau.

I take issue with the fact that the internet allows idiots to turn the most innocuous, lighthearted situations into one where they practically turn the parents into neglectful, child abusers because people have become complete imbeciles. If we're talking about a situation where the kids are screaming in a restaurant and the parents do nothing, then you can judge the parenting skills, but a little kid walking into daddy's office with her little brother in a walker behind her is about the most normal fucking thing.

This kid, on the other hand, is an obnoxious little shit:

Take the damn kids to the Park for 20 minutes! Or is that too much to ask?

DL, I love you, but you're all completely fucking mental! I can't believe the extent to which you've overanalysed this video!

I read she is the mother, not the nanny. And elsewhere in the internet, people are blaming the father for pushing the little kid on the chest like she's a dog or something. And the woman looks like she's scared of him, while the man sits grimly and utterly humorlessly and tries to ignore his hilarious family. It would take two seconds to say, sorry, the baby came in and chuckle a bit, then move on.

You'd think he'd have the sense to realize the camera is pointed at the door and showing the entire room, not just him. That's why the wife was crawling, she thought she was out of the shot, but you could see furniture all over the place.

He doesn't seem humorless, just trying to remain professional and not lose his train of thought on the topic being discussed. He looks like he's stifling back a bit of laughter. And Jesus the wife doesn't look scared, just frantic to get the kids out. I can imagine the pressure of being on live tv talking about something about which you're supposed to be an expert.

Fab eyebrows. Hmmm.

R64, he's an academic. Do you expect him to mug for the America's Funniest Home Video crowd? The guy was discussing a very serious topic. He's in a suit and tie at home, for fuck sake. And he wasn't meaning to touch the kid's face. When you're looking at the little screen on your monitor, you're not exactly coordinated when you're using that as your guide.

The part that gets me every time is when she's pulling the kids out and the walker gets a bit jammed in the doorway because the other kid is next to it.

R67, agee. The dad is not an ogre. He's just serious about his job. The intrusion was unexpected. He did the best he could to manage the situation, while still sounding cerebral. He's even laughing about it towards the end of the video. Those if you saying the wife is scared of him, don't understand foreign cultures where snafus like this rarely occur and are a big deal for some when they do.

Watching this my thought was, oh look another white man with an Asian wife. There is something really creepy about white men who obsess over Asians. I honestly believe they are pedos.

Racism, pedophilia and cluelessness all mixed together in R69's fevered imaginings. Creepy indeed.

Was this on The Day Without Women? Was the mother/nanny trying to make some sort of political point?

He's a professor by day. Most professors are a little wacky and casual. He probably lets the little ones climb all over the office normally and they didn't understand that they couldn't do that just then.

It's freaking adorable, why must the internet make everything a drama?

why must the internet make a nothing into a something, r72. I dont find this dramatically creepy but it feels off-putting to my sensibilities, maybe because breeders and the zeitgeist think its so heartwarming, I dunno.

[quote]Watching this my thought was, oh look another white man with an Asian wife. There is something really creepy about white men who obsess over Asians. I honestly believe they are pedos.

Pedos obsess over children, not ADULT ASIAN WOMEN.

And you can't win any more when it comes to interracial relationships. If you say you only date white people you are a racist, if you date or marry someone of a different race you're a fetishist. It's not like they could possibly just be two people in love. And of course you can tell everything about them from a 30-second clip on the internet.

R69, and most of society's thought is that you're the one with actual mental problems.

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[quote]And of course you can tell everything about them from a 30-second clip on the internet.

And a completely hilarious and harmless one at that. It encompasses the most normal aspects of dealing with children under a certain age. It would've been abnormal had she walked in and known daddy was doing an interview, so she should leave. And the little butterball rolling around in his walker following his big sister.

The people who see something nefarious are the ones who really have no connection to normal society/. Very disturbed people.

Also he is old. He looks to be in his 50s. Or is that british 40s. So Old square professor with his young asian wife and kids. He creeps me out.

[quote]Professor Kelly moved to Korea in 2008 to teach political science at Pusan National University, after completing his PhD at Ohio State University. While at Ohio State he made friends with a Korean student who sparked his interest in the country's politics, his mother said. And soon after making the move, he met his now-wife of six years, Jung-a Kim, a yoga teacher.

Yeah, what a perv he must be for marrying a Korean woman in KOREA where he lives and works, and who make up 95% of the dating pool there.

He's American and he's 44, R78

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this is getting more sinister.

Impressive guy: "He also speaks German, French, Russian, Latin and classical Greek."

[quote]What the fuck was she doing that was so important that she couldn't corral two babies for ten minutes?

I assume she was watching her husband on TV.

That little girl was strutting her stuff. This will make the wedding video.

I'd bet money that he's slapped that poor woman at least twice. Get out while you still can, Jung-a!

Could work in his favor. He could get asked on different news networks about Korea as he is so knowledgeable and now that his profile has just exploded.

Anybpdy else realize it looked like he was either reporting from his own bedroom or a guest room? That was a bed the books were on. The wife spoiled the illusion when she yanked the daughter and the books tumbled off.

You'll be shocked that someone was triggered by the event. It's a big honking symbol of the PATRIARCHY!!1!

[quote]What the fuck was she doing that was so important that she couldn't corral two babies for ten minutes?

Dumbass, between the time the first kid got in there and the mom realized, was approx. 18 SECONDS. Seconds, ya, imbecile.

ya imbecile*

I loved it when she dragged that sassy toddler out of the room and ran her over with the bouncey chair baby. Brilliant.

Jesus Christ, R88. Is that a joke???

What about the baby, traumatized for life by running over his big sister before he even got a license!

My favorite part is when you think it's all over suddenly you see her striped arm reappear to slam the door shut.

Spawn always choose the most inconvenient times to steal the show. Who remembers what this man was talking about, that sassy little girl is a star!

The best moment is the second baby rolling in.

daddy is hot

I love when she just parks herself beside daddy and looks right into the screen. TV time!

the best moment was the panicked mother, a maternal whirlwind, sweeping the spawn out - did anyone time that?

[quote]Jesus Christ, [R88]. Is that a joke???

I don't think so. It seems these days no matter how cute or wholesome something is, somebody, somewhere will complain about it.

R96, I have to agree with you. I laughed my ass off when that happened. These parents will have a lot of fun with this in years to come. They look like a loving and happy family.

[quote]What the fuck was she doing that was so important that she couldn't corral two babies for ten minutes?

She was taking photos of Emma Stone and tweeting them.

They all had their star moments - the first kid with the happy strutting walk, the panicked mother thinking no one saw her, but yes the real star was the baby who couldn't even walk managing to get in there, too.

It's funny, he was talking about something important but it all seemed like dead words after the excitement of the kids and the mother coming in.

DL icon Chrysanthemum of Tran has made this all about xyr...

[quote]the fact that most of yall assumed the woman in the bbc kids interview video was a nanny and not their mom...............

[quote]my mom (a southeast asian refugee) was a nanny for an affluent white family when she relocated to the south

[quote]she never failed to tell me how much she loved the little white boy she took care of and how much she wish i was more like him

[quote]anyway lmao women of color/asian women as nanny's is a topic i get really sensitive about

[quote]like ya of course we assumed she was a nanny, women of color have been nannies to affluent white families for so long

[quote]this isn't to shame ppl btw, i'm the daughter of an asian nanny so my instinct is to think about punishment from affluent white families

[quote]it's just rly telling because no white woman would ever be assumed to be the nanny of a white man's child

[quote] it feels off-putting to my sensibilities

You're a jackass.

R105, my question is: WHAT sensibilities?

Who even talks like that? Does the T mean you get a verbal tuck as well?

The man was providing valuable insight into the leadership crisis underway in Korea-a crucial US ally-and all anyone cares about are the kiddies crashing the report. Sad sign of the times.

R108, he'll be back. He's an intelligent man.

Oh FFS, R108, go get a haircut or something. We're seeing it because of the kids. It wasn't a US news segment, either. IT WAS THE BBC, which makes it ten times funnier. You'd never have a segment like this on US television unless it was PBS.

I bet he knocked the shit out of his wife for that.

You're in the wrong thread, R111. The misogynist creep thread is over there, near the pits of hell.

The Second Baby is Everything.

The wife is pretty. He's kind of cute too. Had this been Gio & Tommy, you'd all be gushing.

I want to roll like second baby. So nonchalant, so cooly infantile.

One of the best takes on this. Poor dad thinks this is getting 'weird'

There are some truly twisted people on this thread.

I thought it was hilarious. The little girl was entirely at home walking into the room - not worried or afraid or scared - no negative vibes at all.

Little brother following big sister - what's happening? I'm coming too.

Mother: Oh, shit....entrance. Perhaps she played baseball in her past, because that's what that move reminded me of.

Dad: Trying to feel which child has entered and keep his focus on what he is trying to say.

All those who see this as anything but a funny moment are sick.

Dad was probably wearing jeans with the tie and coat. No one can see.

No, dad was naked from the waist down. That's why he couldn't get up to wrangle the kids hisself!

I vote for novelty Valentine's Day boxers.

[quote]women of color/asian women as nanny's is a topic i get really sensitive about

Like there are topics Chrys *doesn't* get sensitive about?

He probably wasn't working from home. He's a professor in South Korea and with the time difference, it was already late afternoon.

These poor children will never get into a good college. When they make their applications, this video will always pop up. They bring shame to family. Their lives are ruined.

The father was obviously amused by the situation, yet it's the DL cunts who are upset and outraged.

Mom was probably in the living room watching her husband on BBC when suddenly there were her kids on BBC too.

I thought this guy was a 50+ just from the picture, but he is only 44 yo? Wow, some people do age rapidly at least in the face.

This thread is why I love DL.

Especially R102.

It looks like her pants are half down. She probably went to the bathroom and took her eyes off them for 30 seconds.

She was broadcasting on North Korea tv saying, "My husband is liar!"

Why are people getting so hysterical about the posts in this thread? Jesus Christ, this is DL, posters are going to be snarky and pointlessly bitchy. If the snark is sending shivers down your spine then move on to another thread, damn.

I loved this video and have had a couple of belly-laughs from it, which is pretty rare for me. If you put this into some movie, people would complain that it was too surreal. But real life isn't surreal, is it?

I preferred Balloon Boy and his trashy family. This is all a bit too upscale and highbrow.

The baby must be in a motorized chair, because he blithely rolls in at quite some speed.

The whole thing is charming, but the prof really did lose his place in what he was saying, and it took him a few seconds too many to get back into trim.

With the internet buzzing about this, it'll be good for everybody. Sweet PR!

The posters in this thread who object to a few of ours' senseless snarky throwaways = fraus?

I remember when DL straight-up pulled no punches. What's with all these SJWs now?

I was a bit disturbed at how the mother grabbed that child. She didn't need to grab him that hard,

I truly lol'd. That second baby though!

The wife is a N. Korean sleeper cell.

Wanna read what half Asian redditors have to say about this?

This is hysterical!

I rolled on the floor when the little girl got caught up in the walker and the mom just keeps dragging her past the threshold. Poor girl even cried out in pain!

Too funny.

As R125 says the woman's pants are unzipped . She clearly took 5 minutes to pee and they got away from her.

I can't believe the posts in this thread. These are children for heaven's sake, CHILDREM!!! For shame, you gays, for shame. I thought the DL was a welcoming place for families of all ethnicities but appartanley not! SMH.

From your French tips to God's ears, r139! It just breaks my heart. Not only are these precious children being brought up in a third-world h*llhole full of foreigners, they're forced to shoulder the burden of being Oriental mulattos. They didn't ask for any of this! And that mother is a yoga teacher? Just imagine for one second the false-prophet worship that goes on in that heathenhouse! Oh, sweet Jesus, please make it STOP! No, don't imagine it....it's just too awful to think about and you'll be opening your heart to Hindew and Swahili Demons!

If you'd like to join my prayer chain for these two precious angel-babes, PM me on Websleuths.

Hun, the DL ain't a welcoming place for anyone. Unless they are Italian-America.

I bet he locks the door when watching online porn.

[quote]She behaved like a subservient nanny rather than a wife. But then, that is how Asian women behave

That's the kind this kind of Type A asshat wants for a wife

That kid has my old Mao Tse Tung jacket.

I'm not buying into all this subservient nonsense. That's just a stereotype DL is pushing because they saw he had an Asian wife.

It's pretty obvious that this man is not pushing anyone around. Just look at the way the little girl strolled into his 'office' with not a care in the world and when he tried to push her out look at how she completely ignores him. Instead she just stands her ground. Even the baby rolled right in not remotely worried about invading daddy's sanctuary.

If he was some scary bully the kids would have picked up on that and been at least intimidated. Instead they were quite the defiant little beings and had to be dragged out of there. It's obvious the wife was trying not to be seen on the camera which is why she was sliding on the floor.

Cute story in an otherwise bleak day of deplorable news.

The mom clearing out the kids with the quickness is the funniest thing.

[quote]The Second Baby is Everything.

One of the commenters on the Guardian website said that the second baby was 'channeling the planet Saturn'. HA!

Wow, those Reddit posters are going after the parents with a vengeance.

From Reddit:

[Quote]omma" which means mom in Korean. So she is unfortunately married to a man who swats away his kids like they were an annoying mosquito.

[Quote]This clip exposes all that is wrong with wmaf

[Quote]The guy is prob a long term ESL teacher in Korea but he's trying to portray himself as some kind of think tank type intellectual.

[Quote]The hapa baby exposed his lie, and made him look small in front of a white audience, (a sexpat, esl clown, wmaf worst nightmare)

[Quote]The utter fear in the Korean woman's eyes shows she is terrified of this man, prob because he's physically abusive.

[Quote]The reason why he is so upset, is because he's hoping some BBC exposure will land him a better job than esl teacher and then he can return home.

Caitlin Moran said it best:

R149, those Reddit posts are funnier than the kids.

Re-enactment

The kids should be gassed.

Hilarious. You can tell that little girl prances into and around that room everyday. She did not care that anything important might be going on, she wanted to see daddy.

The cunts on Reddit are like "nine years and STILL only an associate professor?"

Probably written by a typical over-achieving Asian.

Yes, the reddit comments are not funny. They are hateful and bitter.

There is obviously an abusive dynamic between the husband and wife, likely fueled by underlying racial tensions. The poor children are unwitting pawns in this toxic psychodrama. [something racist]. Also, rosebud or coin slot?

And of course dour Ellen has to leap on this. She is a vampire when it comes to quirky human interest stories and works them into the ground.

I think the trolls posting here are nuts, but I do wonder about the dynamics between the husband and wife. He's been knee deep in academia for some time, no doubt he would have met many korean women who are as, if not more, accomplished and knowledgeable as he is, yet his wife is a yoga instructor.

My god, people are so fucking judgmental. Would you like to have thousands of strangers commenting on your personal life and jumping to conclusions based on 30 seconds of footage? This family was not desperately trying to become famous like Balloon Boy's dad. They didn't ask for this shit. Can we leave them alone now?

I love the trolls. Bring them to light! Then block them without the self-congratulatory post saying so.

How was she acting subservient? She was trying to avoid the camera. She knew her husband was discussing something serious and it was an "oh shit!" situation because he's on live friggin TV. Did you expect her to calmly walk in?

[quote]Hun, the DL ain't a welcoming place for anyone. Unless they are Italian-America.

Probably due to the mutual love for virulent racism.

I wish this happened more often. It really takes the piss out of "expert" punditry, a horrid feature of contemporary news with an unbearable pomposity factor.

And I do think this guy seems unbearable. Not with the posters saying he's an abusive tyrant or anything, but he's obviously an all-wet prig who takes himself waaaay too seriously. He was NOT amused. He was trying to play the jolly papa, but he was doing it through gritted teeth, and obviously had a stick up the derriere about the whole thing. I understand, he wasn't gonna do "funniest home video", but he didn't radiate a good perspective. he radiated the perspective of an uptight prig.

The Obama or JFK way to play it would have been to stop momentarily and laugh, put the little girl on his knee and continue with the punditry, treating the world to his bon mots on the Korea situation with her in the picture.

The Reddit comments read like those of insane curtain-twitchers: a short funny clip being grounds for assumptions of dark dysfunction. Morbid projection, it seems.

DL's pointless bitchery is at least often knowingly so, redeemed by a semblance of wit. Reddit makes The Mail's comment sections seem wise and benign.

Yes, R165, that dad could have done that and made himself insanely popular. He didn't, which made it instantly funny.

What would he have done with the bouncer baby? Turn him over? A well timed kick towards the door?

If the guy's being (unfairly) compared with Presidents, imagine how Trump would have handled it. Plenty of red meat there for Reddit.

R169, NO ONE on this planet, outside of Fox News, would bother to ask that asswipe about Korea. He'd be talking up that little worm of a dictator and telling us how great, how strong, how capable he is.

I love when mom slid in there like she was trying to make home plate with the bases loaded. Hilarious stuff.

Im glad mom was dressed to. My mother used to walk around in old ratty t shirts with her hair curlers in, as soon as she got home from work.

That really was a MLB quality slide, R171. AND, she changed direction mid slide and never lost a step. Talented woman.

Is Elliot Rodger ghost-writing (pun intended) the sub-Reddit at r136? It's a hotbed of projection and repetitiveness...

[quote]/r/Hapas is a safe space for the verified Eurasian children of stereotypical White father / Asian mother couples.

[quote]So what happens when "cute Hapa babies" grow up to resemble Asian men, the same men that Asian women (and the rest of the world) are desperate to avoid?

[quote]What happens when Eurasians, as a whole, resemble Asian men and women, and have to live with this legacy?

[quote]So what happens when these highly psychosexualized pairings (masculine white / effeminate Asian) have sons and daughters who look very Asian?

[quote]White men and Asian women having hateful, racist, arrogant, spiteful views against Asian men, whom their children resemble

[quote]Half Asian children looking full Asian, even playing full Asians on TV

[quote]Double standards in dating - Asian women are accepted, while Asian / Hapa men are expected to be single.

And the punchline...

[quote]Eurasians demonstrating extreme white-worshipping behavior, or disdain for Asian appearance

SNL better do this, think how epic it could be!

Holy Shit, R173, that's a horrible take on some kids crashing dad's interview!

Yeah and totally LOLing at all the people who think she's some abused wife. These people have obviously never met any Korean women. She probably drags him around just like those two kids.

R174, I can see it now: Ivanka's kids crashing grampy's interview with Putin. He flings them, later, into the helicopter blades. Reddit melts down.

R176 has it right. I've known Korean women and they're brought up to be very assertive when it comes to home and family. I'm sure he falls right into line.

This is the only funny thing we've had in months, and people try to turn it into something ugly (i.e. reddit thread)

Lol r177

Sorry but daddy has gay face for days.

They have TWO children? They must be rounded up and punished. No allowed, two children.

R162, if she had walked in calm and dignified, taken the children by the hand and silently removed them, it wouldn't have been as funny but the same thing would have been accomplished. Let's face it, kids have already been seen. Hiding yourself, or not, isn't going to matter.

Neither parent realized how much the camera showed

I lost it when the girl knocked over the books revealing they were piled on a bed, not a desk. So the old professor was trying to make it seem as thogh he was in his study, but he was really broadcasting from his bedroom.

The first kid strutted in like a boss. Second kid has been described as Professor X. Both were cute.

NOT on an ASSOCIATE PROFESSAH'S SOWLRY

I love the girl's swagger and that she doesn't leave, just settles in. The baby rolling in is icing on the cake.

His wife and kids put him on the map. This will open doors for him going forward. I bet he is blessing his lucky stars.

On international sites, I can tell the American commenters

"Those beautiful children are abused by that violent man and his terrified, subservient wife! I'm sure he beat them terribly when he was off the air. He should have picked that adorable child up and sat her on his lap. Children are far more important than some BBC report!"

R159 Maybe he is in the closet.

Darn tootin' they are, r190!

R140- South Korea is a first-world country.

This reminds me of when I was hosting a wake at my house and my dog had gotten into my sister's luggage and pulled out her big ol' bra and proceeded to walk around the living room with it in his mouth in front of all the guests.

The American commenters are also the ones bleating on about how people who thought the mother was the nanny are racist.

[quote]This family was not desperately trying to become famous like Balloon Boy's dad.

OMG! What a blast from the past! I wonder what they are doing now -- finally coming to the conclusion that they will have to slave away at a 9 to 5.

They are still around, R196

Staged. The mom is trying to go viral as a modern "I Love Lucy".

She does show great comic timing.

On first seeing the mother dive into the scene it seemed like a soldier throwing themselves onto a grenade to smother the blast. Which is sort of the truth.

[quote] my dog had gotten into my sister's luggage and pulled out her big ol' bra and proceeded to walk around the living room with it in his mouth in front of all the guests.

I've heard of such things.

....

It probably IS his study too r185, homes in Korea are very small.

Walk into the club like

[quote]Take the damn kids to the Park for 20 minutes! Or is that too much to ask?

You no listen husband if think Park is solution in Korea!

The toddler that rolled in looked like BB8.

Why on earth would a WHITE man marry a YELLOW woman?!? If you want some slant pussy just go to a massage parlor...they will do ANYTHING for a dollar...

ANYTHING, but you, r205

Thank you r202!

R197) I see their thirst for fame never materialized. The boys aren't rock stars and never will be one.

It's funny Balloon Boy's mom is Asian, too. Hmmm...

He has plucked brows and he's married to an Asian. Survey says:

She slid into the room with military precision. Wouldn't surprise me if she turns out to be special OPS...Yoga instructor my foot.

"God, why didn't this asshole just act like some of the most charismatic world leaders of the last century and immediately bounce that baby on his knee?"

[quote] What the fuck was she doing that was so important that she couldn't corral two babies for ten minutes? Weird. Maybe she did it on purpose to undermine him.

She was probably watching her husband on LIVE TV and saw the first kid enter. The whole thing is hilarious. The kid coming in dancing followed by the walker. I hope he wasn't cross with them. Life is too short.

He really looked like he wanted to burst out laughing, R213. He held it together pretty well, considering.

A BIGLY F&F to all the fuckers who noticed the races of all the participants, pointed it out and made asses of themselves with their nasty speculation. Balanced people don't pull that shit, or even notice.

R215, go back to Oz then.

Sure, I'll do that, R216, when you go back to that hole under the bridge you crawled out from.

Tell it to the people on the reddit thread, R215

Have never used the block button so much as on this thread. There's a difference between being fun and snarky and abusively, speculatively cruel. Maybe once you grow up, you'll be able to tell the difference. If you're already legally an adult, there's no hope.

He's too old for her. She also freaked out like an employee not a wife. Plenty of Asian wives have Asian nannies. People weren't being racist so much as classist. And no not all Asian women act that way around their husbands. There is a creep factor here - like a minor version of Ted Cruz.

My what a snappy comeback, r217.

Your persistence is impressive, R221. That's about it.

R217

It's great to see another man who loves Asians as much as I do.

Then block me, dear. No reason to be so ugly around it. Plenty of trollish company here without wasting your precious wit and search function.

[quote]She was probably watching her husband on LIVE TV and saw the first kid enter.

Why didn't she put the little girl in front of the tv and say, "Watch for daddy"?

I'm glad she didn't, R226. Haven't laughed that hard since Melissa started doing Spicey.

Maybe that's the only room in the whole apartment and the mother and children had to wait in the hall.

I heard NASCAR is recruiting the bouncey baby for future promos. Good move.

And why couldn't Daddy skype this at work in his office where things like this are supposed to happen? This is my house and I should be able to roam freely in it.

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How the heck has no one mentioned the swaggering girl going "MUMMY!" as she's being dragged out by her hair.

To me that is the funniest part.

The glasses, The hair. The swagger. That girl is a star!

The best part was the jaunty manner in which the little girl just walked into the room...beautiful!!!

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On a different note, what a cool window behind them in that photo. The family is also really cute. You can't fake that kind of love and caring.

Shouldn't we be judging their furniture/decor at this point in the thread?

[quote]Why didn't she put the little girl in front of the tv and say, "Watch for daddy"?

She probably did exactly that, and the girl was all, "Can't fool me, I know where Daddy is, and I'll show you."

They will be on every morning chat show known to man this week.

Make that money gurl!

I want a roller-baby!

How does the baby power that contraption? Is the roller on top of a Roomba-like platform? How does he direct it?

His mother gave an interview and she said that the little girl probably assumed her father was Skyping with grandma as they often do & that's why she barged in.

Nine months, a lot of blood, and a shower registry will fix you up, R239.

[quote]How does the baby power that contraption?

There are different ways. It's hard to tell but this one looks like the baby powers it with his/her feet. Wheels are mounted on the bottom of the contraption. The baby is suspended in a stretchy seat and it can walk around directing it where to go.

How cruel! Imagine shitting in your pants and not being able to get away from it!

FRAU NIP!

Yes, that hot daddy is really tasty.

I love how when the roller baby is coming through the doorway, as the door starts to close on him, he reaches out and pushes it back against the wall.

Clearly both these kids are used to freely coming in and out of this room. The baby didn't have any trouble maneuvering his roller seated self into the room.

it happens

I'm not surprised that you heathens look upon an unnaturally mobile baby and laugh, for it is truly Satan's work! Free will is a sin that must be stomped out before it has a chance to take hold.

This can be done by blanket training infants as soon as his wicked hand begins manipulating their limbs to allow them a taste of freedom and mobility, which inevitably lead to impure thoughts and b*rth c*ntrol.

Soddomites of DL, take your little Obama babies and place them atop a blanket on the floor then wave their favorite toy in front of them. When they make an effort to reach for it, smite them with a flexible plastic ruler (pink for girls, blue for boys) and a firm "No!" Put them back on the blanket and repeat the cycle until they stop reacting to the toy. Congratulations! You have won one tiny battle with Satan!

You will have to do this day after day until it sticks, but when it does -- oh, what a glorious day! Your formerly willful baby will be able to be left unattended for hours at a time, giving your older daughters more time to wickedly tempt your Godly sons -- something that needs your full attention lest it gets out and you take a temporary hit to the wallet.

Remember, I hate the sin and not the sinner, and I'm always here to help.

The dad looks cute in his twitter header.

I honestly thought it was Dan Harris when I first clicked on the video.

American Teeth!

R248 ruined this thread by trying too hard

I still don't understand how an infant can roll around that house like a skilled race car driver. I think the mother is moving the baby by remote control, which means this was all planned and fake.

[QUOTE]Why didn't she put the little girl in front of the tv and say, "Watch for daddy"?

It must be exhausting being you.

Uh, care to tell us where it happens in that 10 minute video, R247?

R235- those scooters were outlawed in he US about 20 years ago. Babies were rolling down staircases and getting injured. It's too bad because those scooters are awesome

[quote]I still don't understand how an infant can roll around that house like a skilled race car driver.

My little nephew had one and he thoroughly enjoyed running into me with it.

You know you deserved it r257.

Roller Baby has the best entrance through a doorway since David O. Russell on the set of "I ❤️ Huckabee's".

Those walkers are still sold in the US.

R260) Thank you for calling them by their real name. My goodness. I'm amazed at some of the posters calling them everything but a walker.

Heck, that's how I babysat my hyper ass nephew w/a walker attached to a bungee cord, so he wouldn't have free reign of the whole house but some freedom.

Jesus had one and he survived quite nicely.

What would happen if you put roller baby on an ice skating rink?

What is that from R262? Do you know this one, which has Jesus (baby) playing an instrument?

It's from the Hours of Catherine of Cleves, r264. We went down the rabbit-hole of the symbolism in yours in school and of course I've forgotten all of it.

Thanks, R262/R265

How could you even suggest leaving a baby with a walker? You people are sick, sick, sick.

I thought walkers had been phased out in favor of Exersaucers these days. I had a walker as a baby but I'm old.

[quote]Baby Walker: September 1939

[quote]Most parents teach their baby to walk by gently lifting them up by the arms, or by investing in a wheeled baby walker. One Swiss engineer, however, decided it'd be a better idea to strap wooden beams between his legs and those of his baby. That way, he could guide the baby's movements. Meanwhile, a harness attached to an overhead pulley would keep the child upright and balanced.

///

"Oh, for Pete's sake Marjka, it's left, right, left, right, not left,left, right, right!"

That baby on that Roomba was the star of the show!

That's taking attachment a little too far, R269.

[quote] What the fuck was she doing that was so important that she couldn't corral two babies for ten minutes?

Maybe they didn't know the exact time he would be on, so he was sitting there for a half hour waiting to go on and mom had to pee.

Maybe mom is pregnant again and was unexpectedly puking.

Or maybe dad should have locked the fucking door.

Do people really not know what a baby walker is? They've been around for decades.

R274) I know. Right? It boggles my mind. They are at least 40 years old or older.

[quote]Or maybe dad should have locked the fucking door.

THIS. All the people blaming the mom - why the fuck wasn't that door locked? He knows he's got two small kids wandering the house, and they're used to entering that bedroom whenever they want, you can tell. A little flick of the wrist ON HIS PART would have prevented all of this.

(For the record, I'm glad he didn't lock the door - the video is hilarious.)

Who are the dullards still dissecting this days later?

Not everyone is paranoid enough to live in a house where every door has a lock. We all know this was the mother's fault.

I hope that little girl doesn't come marching in when the parents are having sex. (But maybe after the second child, they've stopped having sex).

My nephew rolled down a carpeted flight of stairs in one of those rollers. The ambulance drivers had to load two stretchers into the ambulance, one for my nephew and for my sister/his mother who fainted from the shock after seeing him bounce down the stairs. Both were fine. It was actually funny once it was all over and we realized he wasn't seriousky injured.

Daddy was a whore and a rolling stone

R280, I was hoping you were going to say 2 ambulances were needed--one for the kid and the other for the walker.

The family gave an interview to the Wall Street Journal explaining how it all happened. I love the dad's description of his daughter's mood as "hippity-hoppity."

Oh, and he totally blames himself for what happened, because he didn't lock the door.

R280, is your nephew retarded or just suicidal?

[quote]The family gave an interview to the Wall Street Journal explaining how it all happened.

Well, I'm so glad that I got an explanation of this world-shaking incident.

My world view has now been changed

Guy's too young to be this stiff and dodgy. The wife needs to perfect her english. She's a little rusty.

Sorry guys, he was wearing pants.

Marion is very hippity hoppity. For the dad, surrrre!

I hope he speaks Korean because she doesn't really speak English.

[quote]The wife needs to perfect her english. She's a little rusty.

Why does a Korean who lives in Korea need to perfect her English?

I like this:

Fucking brilliant at R291! At first I thought it was Ivanka rushing into the room, not Kellyanne.

The WSJ interview is very telling. The youngest kid is clearly exhibiting sex abuse acting out behavior.

R293, how so?

The Daily Show ' s parody with Spicer as Daddy:

Happy that the dad acknowledged his slip up and did not blame his wife.

Notice in the interview that they admit the initial concern was that this had ruined his TV career. What you're seeing now is the edited version of their life with the benefit of several days. You know he blames her.

Truth be known, after the camera crew left he slapped that wife around for an hour. The look on his face showed a man stifling absolutely rage.

This one one of the funniest, yet totally realistic, videos I've seen in a long while. Those kids are hilarious.

[quote]Sorry guys, he was wearing pants.

Well, of course he has to say that. But we'll never really know, will we.

At first, I thought it was just a very funny video, but in this followup interview you can see that both children were dressed in masonic colors. Even the toys they chose to have them play with on camera have the same masonic color coding. Look at the 7:47 mark in this video when the wife us talking about some photo that was taken and he touches her to signal her to stop talking about it. It's very evident we have not heard the last of this man and his family. You can scream "tin hat" all you want, but sometimes a duck is just a duck, and sometimes it turns out to be a unicorn.

R301 if that family is Masonic, what does that make the tRump administration? Demonic???

No 302, it just means daddy's now, or will soon be, a card carrying member of the brotherhood.

R301, What did the wife say before he touches her to stop at 7:48?

The host asks if the reason he didn't get up was because he was wearing pajamas. The husband says he was wearing pants, and the mom adds that it was the daughter's birthday at school that day and they took a picture together with him wearing the same outfit he did for the BBC interview. It's at this point he signals her with a tap to stop talking.

daddy makes my no no hole twitch

The dad seems extremely brittle and humorless. I bet the Asian wife got screamed at.

He went to a shitty college and seems to have a chip on his shoulder about it, hence marrying an Asian.

Probably the best he could do.

I've been very busy. Does his star continue to rise or are his 15 minutes up already?

[quote] Does his star continue to rise or are his 15 minutes up already?

He's over and back to the Copa Cabana College. However the happy little girl is a star. She made her first appearance at the age of three in her daddy's Midwinter BBC's Nightmare. She played a hippity hoppity and entered, quite unexpectedly, her mother stark terrified . She has been a star ever since. The little girl is a great star, a true star. She never was or will be anything less or anything else.

R301 is a parody, right?

Trump shuts it down without touching.

love you very much, daddy. Pleease come inside me. Now.

[Quote][R301] is a parody, right?

[Quote]—i sure hope so

Nope, dead serious...Don't worry, after the big reset that's barrelling towards us, it will all make sense. Strap yourself in and hold on to your popcorn box.

That girl is a rockstar

His hair looks nasty. Couldn't he have washed it?

Wouldn't it be a hoot if he didn't speak a word of english?

^Oops meant:

Wouldn't it be a hoot if he didn't speak a word of KOREAN?

[quote]Impressive guy: "He also speaks German, French, Russian, Latin and classical Greek."

But no Korean.

He probably knows some Korean.

He has his doctorate, speaks multiple languages. Look up his web site. He lives in South Korea.

So, my friend's parents retired to Mexico, been there for years. Never learned spanish.

His Twitter is full of pictures from his Korean language textbook; always regarding alcohol.

[quote]Yet another creepy alcoholic exercise in my Korean textbook: offering booze to pregnant women & young girls. Yikes

He doesn't speak Korean. His wife is his English interpreter.

That little girl kicks ass.

I saw the Daily Show parody this morning while watching the news, too damn funny. I died @ Kellyanne

[quote]Look at the 7:47 mark

I see what you did there, r301, and know all about that Asian airplane that disappeared, so, no, I won't be letting you into my computer today with your keystroke Svengali numerology.

Free Jung-a!

The Asian woman frantically running in the room the gets the children out, was sad and pathetic. Like, she knew she's was going to get in big trouble for her fuck-up.

*to get* ^

It's not "sad and pathetic," she just didn't want her husband to be embarrassed on TV. That's only natural. If you were a human being instead of a bot, you'd understand.

The Asian press conference is kind of funny how it had to be so serious, but he said the right things.

r328 Why are they terrified of their ugly, American husbands?

I think both would be happier if they were married to their own race. President Truman started this nonsense when he sent our boys over there to fight.

By the way, are canned parsley potato balls available in South Korea?

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I see our old thread bumper is active today.

Gayle King BUMPUS!!

Why isn't this guy making the network rounds to give his perspective about the recent tensions between N. Korea and the US? He's a leading expert, right?

[quote]Why isn't this guy making the network rounds to give his perspective about the recent tensions between N. Korea and the US? He's a leading expert, right?

People are afraid his wife might really get hurt this time as she skids into the door.

No way wifey isn't special Ops the way she slid into that room on target and extracted those kids with military precision.

Maybe this viral video killed his career

R337, I've wondered the same thing myself - I haven't seen him as a talking head on any shows since, and he said at the time of the video that his biggest fear about the whole thing was that the BBC wouldn't call him anymore to provide analysis and commentary, and it looks like he was right to be worried. It's too bad.

The family was featured on Korean tv in a row called The Return of Superman. The dad is cute in a nerdy sort of way.

He's been replaced with a younger model.

Actually, he hasn’t been replaced. Professor Kelly was talking this morning on BBC news about North Korea and Trump. Of course he was sitting in our favorite room...lol!!!

Glad to hear it, r344.

Excerpt from Professor Kelly's most recent blog post:

"I say all this as a deeply disaffected lifelong registered Republican. I voted a straight Democratic ticket this week just because of Trump’s threat to America’s institutions. I figure I will stay a registered Republican for the 2020 primary, to vote against Trump there. But if Trump wins re-election, I see no choice but to register as a Democrat. The GOP will be unrecognizable at that point – basically the American National Front by 2024."