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Matt Schlapp

What's his story. Who's had him. Fuckin porker.

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by Anonymousreply 12February 9, 2018 3:15 PM

His name seems appropriate somehow.

I just can't put my finger on it.

by Anonymousreply 1February 24, 2017 6:56 PM

I saw him scurrying down 9th avenue in NYC with a hot black dude last spring.

by Anonymousreply 2February 24, 2017 6:59 PM

I might left him fuck me it depends how I felt that day.

by Anonymousreply 3February 24, 2017 7:01 PM

He doesn't wipe well.

by Anonymousreply 4February 24, 2017 7:24 PM

She's a smug porker. How does something like this make a living???

by Anonymousreply 5June 20, 2017 11:02 PM

Saw porky on MSNBC and had to change to channel. No loss, it was horrible Greta anyway.

by Anonymousreply 6June 20, 2017 11:13 PM

I envision lot of Dataloungers are like him. He's your sister, girls.

by Anonymousreply 7June 20, 2017 11:20 PM

schlapp, schlapp, schlapp...

by Anonymousreply 8June 21, 2017 10:23 PM

My wife... my wife... my wife...

by Anonymousreply 9February 9, 2018 2:20 PM

Is HE Matthew Anscher? Whoever he is, he's revolting.

by Anonymousreply 10February 9, 2018 3:10 PM

R2 He's able to scurry?

by Anonymousreply 11February 9, 2018 3:14 PM

She id hideous

by Anonymousreply 12February 9, 2018 3:15 PM
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