I fucked Ree Drummond's husband on their ranch while she and her ugly kids were in New York on a book tour.

Cowboy Josh, is that you with your pendulous dong?

Settle down sweetie....Pretty sure any "gay" showing up on the ranch would go over like a turn in a punch bowl. Keep the dream alive tho.

I'm surprised Ree's mother didn't fuck Ladd at some point. Her mother Gerre is a husband stealing skank. Back in the mid 90's she stole the local Episcopal priest from his wife of many years. Ree begged her to stay with her father William (who also wanted the marriage to continue), a prominent local physician, but they eventually divorced, as did the priest and his wife. She married the priest and they left Oklahoma for Tennessee.

Muriel, could you please smack the shit out of the mad bumper at r3?

First of all asshole I am no "mad bumper". This is the first thread I have bumped EVAH. And I only bumped it because I found this juicy information out this morning. If you don't want to read it, then MOVE THE FUCK ON TO ANOTHER THREAD.

No, not Ladd. He likes the fire engine red pussy.

OP, if you're going to post about your fantasy can't you fantasize about someone better than that Drummond guy? Even if he is gay he is such a turn off. I hate red necks. I'll bet those billionaire red necks vote GOP every chance they get.

He is not gay

I have watched her show a couple of times..

How old is the mother?

How hung is the retard brother?

Is she still grinning like a shit eatin’ cat?

Who?

"I fucked Ree Drummond's husband on their ranch while she and her ugly kids were in New York on a book tour.

Jealous?"

Very much so. I'd love to go on a book tour!

I think you wanted Mario buatta

I don’t know who Mario Burrata is but I can’t believe r15 pic was featured in a magazine. Looks like a jumble of donations in the corner of a Goodwill store.

Me too, he was not clean and still dripping from Cowboy Josh.

Does Ladd escort? I'd pay extra for the " Hot Breakfast Sausage Lasagna Experience"

"I don’t know who Mario Burrata is "

Well, let me tell you he was the Cheese King of Buffalo Strip, Wisconsin.

The fried cheese chips from Burrata's Buffalo Cheese Fried Novelty Treats were the best! But don't get the Buffalo flavored ones. You'd think they would have a hot sauce flavor but it's not that kind of buffalo. Their a little bit too chewy if you know what I mean

Also, don't get the cheese and pickle dogs if it's Monday thru Wednesdays. Get the ones made on the weekend. That's when Mary Martha makes them. I think she puts a little paprika in there. Gives them a little bite. I tried making them at home but I didn't just didn't have the right paprika. Mary Martha came from Latvia so you know she has connections.

And definitely get the Kielbasa Cheese Chips when they're in season. It's just not Thanksgiving without Kielbasa Cheese Chips crumbled on the tuna macaroni casserole. And you know Christmas was around the corner when the weekly shopper printed Mario's Cheese Log recipe.

That reminds me, I have to stock up on dried cranberries and buffalo jerky. I'm going all out this year.

Speaking of, do you know Mario had a custom made suit from Nudie's back in the day? Why the embroidery alone took twenty sweat shop seamstresses a full month to make. I know some people say Nudie Cohen didn't really make the suit because Burrata's Buffalo Cheese Fried Novelty Treats weren't kosher. But that's just crazy talk. I saw the label when I was on The Cheese Festival float with Mario. Of course by then they had to sew in a panel made out of a Mexican table cloth in the back just so the suit would fit. That float had a reinforced steel plate just to make sure things didn't go awry during the parade.

I have no idea how Mario put those arms through the sleeves. They said he had to get lipo on his arms. Can you do that? Just get the arms done like that? Of course, other people say it's genetic.

Well, I guess I'm going to get Me-Maw arms one day if it's genetic.