Which stars do you think secretly lurk or post at the datalounge?

Aaron Rodgers.

John Waters

I wish Augustus Prew did. He'd know how much I love him.

I think Peter Thiel is the libertarian troll

Liv Ullmann

Rosie O’Donnell

I *so* hope that, R4.

Rosie actually said she posts here (or at least she did years ago)

Olivia DeHavilland

Prince Frederick Von Ass-hole.

As was pointed out in the Andy Cohen thread, Henry Cavill gave himself away that he had seen threads about himself here.

Who is the person on practically every thread about Matt Damon asks with seemingly genuine sincerity, "Why do you think that, R[#] ?"

Thought it could be staff keeping up on public perception. In any case, Damon attracts very polite fans.

That's the feminine features troll r12. He is very distinctive, among the many threads he starts here he starts most of the Damon ones.

Emily Taplin Boyd

Stephen Fry, or at least his husband Elliott (I know, latter not a star as of this typing).

There's a novelist I was in some contact with from a NewsNet newsgroup many years ago, I suspect he posts often in the "What are you/we reading?" I like to think he's the one recommending Barbara Pym, but if there are more than one gent doing that, my heart would float higher.

David Spade used to steal our jokes.

Staff writers on Real Time with Bill Maher and a number of other shows with monologues are lurkers at a minimum.

At least one major A-list star reads and posts, but I won't say who.

I post here. I'm a celebrity. My husband also posts but he never tells me which posts are his.

No more clues

Faye Dunaway. Where else do you think she got the idea to throw a cup of pee on Roman Polanski? God love her.

R5 I love Liv Ullman but why would she write here?

R18 I hope she isn't trying to play Callas in that pic.

Someone in another thread said that Ronan Farrow visits and post on the DL. Also there were rumours about RDJ posting here and Tom Hiddleston allegedly started a thread about himself a few years ago (which got deleted) claiming that he's not gay.

Gio Benitez and Tommy DiDario certainly have lurked here. They've made changes to their various social media and Honeyfund account in direct response to things said on DL.

Whether they post here is unclear, but they probably do. Tommy more likely than Gio

There are REAL companies that hire REAL people to enhance the reputations of their clients, from the entertainment or political sectors, by posting good things about them on-line on such sites as DataLounge.

Here, read all about them:

Lens Dunham

Andy Randells

christian Borle

That tiresome C-list actor on the broadway threads that's on Bones. Or was on Bones, I think he was killed off.

Kevin Spacey, even though he's definitely not gay.

Is R17 Matt Bomer or NPH?

Seth MacFarlane and James Franco

Cocaine gossip girl said that James Franco had posted here.

Miss Ken.

R17, I have hated everything you've ever been associated, your husband is ugly, and the only time someone "likes" one of your posts, they meant to FF you.

Teasing, of course. Have we actually talked about yoU?

Cocaine gossip girl was probably James Franco himself, or one of his assistants.

I'm a celebrity -- get me out of here!

Do porn stars count?

Frankie Grande has to be the one starting all the Frankie Grande threads, who else would?

You bitches are slipping!

"There are REAL companies that hire REAL people to enhance the reputations of their clients, from the entertainment or political sectors, by posting good things about them on-line on such sites as DataLounge."

Oh sweetie, if that is the case then those celebritie should get refunds, because I have never seen anything good written about anyone here.

me

I wonder if Melania has discovered DL yet in her search for internet bullies.

I think the writing staff for Family Guy lurks here

Ha! R39!

Actually I would not say we are bullies here - we see through the bullshit of celebrity, politics and real life better than ANYONE else. We are always ahead of the curve in terms of certain celebrities - NPH comes to mind first, but there are so many others.

I would also say we bully the bullies better than anyone else.

Sometimes Miss Lindsey is actually Miss Lindsey. Say what you want, the real Miss Lindsey has wit.

Carson Kressley

"Sometimes Miss Lindsey is actually Miss Lindsey. Say what you want, the real Miss Lindsey has wit."

Speaking of queeny politicians......what about Aaron Schock?

What do I have to do to prove it's really me?

I actually think James Franco is the dude bro porn troll.

Maggie Smith is OP of all threads on thugporn.

I believe a lot of these names, but honestly I do NOT think it was Meryl Streep posting as herself on that New Year's Eve maybe 10 years ago before her guests arrived. She speaks too eloquently and I just do not recognize her "voice" in any posts here.

Jessica Chastain

qwerty2 was supposedly Jonathan Taylor Thomas. He hasn't posted as himself in years though. He might still be lurking.

What did he say, R50? That was before my time here.

I bet our President reads it. He is tuned into all of the media.

Shawn Mendes. He writes many of the posts saying how cute he is. He laughs at the replies.

He also feels bad posing with all the tween fan girls who think they have a chance with him.

CW, MTV, Freeform actors. The ones that had nudes and videos that got "hacked".

Yes R6, Rosie. She got the idea about Barron Trump from this site.

Ha, R37. So true.

R42 knows of what she speaks. It gets lonely in the Senate!

Don Cheadle seems to be a DLer...

I think AIKC will continue to post, even when she's famous.

I woulf rather they post / lurk and stay anonymous because I hate celebrity-obsessed knuckle draggers who only focus on that shit.

Ps I LOVE ROSIE

We've seen BBC hottie James Longman's ex Timmy reply to a direct DL question on his social media account, so James probably knows we're here as well.

Ronan Farrow was mentioned above. There's no way someone as witty as him could resist it.

In general, I would be willing to bet most stars occasionally google themselves and DL will be on the front page for lots of the C to D-listers. Potential closet cases like Ben Barnes, Sam Heughan, or Chandler Massey probably can't refrain from commenting a bit in their speculation threads, maybe spilling a little tea on purpose or either trying to misdirect our investigations. I find it exhilarating thinking about it.

Shemar Moore who is active in social media and has lots of time off.

Those of wit who keep up with the Zeitgeist: Colbert; Stewart; Conan; Meyers; SNL.

[Quote] CW, MTV, Freeform actors. The ones that had nudes and videos that got "hacked".

What makes you say that?

Cee Lo Green

R21 This is what I live for on DL.

Karam Malicki Sanchez, of course.

Keram Malicki Sanchez is the name to say When you're on the Datalounge asking "who is gay?" That's the inside gossip that we send to you From the land where the divas hold sway Here we know the Facelifts will be clean and tight The coke will go up the noses of the stars at night Keram Malicki Sanchez is DL's way to say "good god you're a bossy bottom, aren't you?"

R20, not to worry. That's a left over photo from when Done Fadeaway almost took over from Glenn Close in the LA production of SUNSET BOULEVARD.

Craig Ferguson, or at least his old writers. Several times there would be an interesting turn of phrase or odd little expression posted here one day and you would hear it coming out of his mouth the next.

Chaka Khan, obviously

Mitch McConnell

Charo

AIKC posts here, and that flyover skank isn't even famous in Kansas City.

Thanks R59.

I think Rosie O'donnell is one of the insane Madbots.

R74 Spoiling thread after thread.

Diana Ross

Sweetie R76, this thread was dead. Like the area in your head.

Speaking of head...

Have you bitches already forgotten my famous thread?

Sarah Silverman.

In the same wheelhouse - over at LChat - the Taryn Manning (OITNB) thread was actually brought into a court case because Taryn and her ex-gf were openly fighting in it. Think parts were introduced as evidence.

Someone identifying as Owen Wilson replied in a thread here years ago titled something like "how is Owen Wilson doing"

I'd like to think it was him, but it's the internet, so it could have been anybody.

Ronan does post here. So does his mother.

I can totally see Graham Norton being a DLer!

Lindsay Lohan, apparently

The Beekman Boys obviously

Kate McKinnon's PR person seems to be unloading their daily blips here.

Well, Kellyanne will be here soon.

[quote] Ronan does post here. So does his mother.

How about Dylan? Does she post her truth?

Troy Aikman, as paranoid as he is.

Troy Aikman is a big fan of the threads on big white cocks.

R91 I missed that. Share with the rest of us who were absent that day!

Barrett Long gave an interview on Howard Stern, they talked about his escort clients and famous ones he had. He mentioned he was hired by a famous Cowboys player. Lots of people though he was likely referring to Aikman, given he is a pretty notorious 'mo who would've easily hired Barrett.

r8 show me her posts?

Long ago John Wesley Shipp (Flash, Dawson's Creek) posted to a thread.

There was an extensive thread on Judging Amy where a fired writer-producer appeared to defend herself.

Several of the Housewives from the various RH franchises and two of their husbands used to post here. It was confirmed by BE when he used to post here.

Are we including fame whores who post here pathetically trying to drum up their own hype?

Julianne Moore ... .... seriously.

Barrett was claiming that Troy blew him so his hole wasn't getting destroyed....

Luke Evans

R19 In addition to reading Ibsen, raising orchids, and fulfilling her obligations as a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador, she likes to fill her time by going online and being a cunt.

The guy with the dark hair has a nice ass. Too bad about the face.

Who, R102?

That was meant for a different thread, r103. Sorry about that. DL is a little buggy (at least for me) today.

I could definitely see Tom Daley or DLB (or both) posting here

r99, how much do you think Barrett paid him? Quite a lot, I'm sure.

r71 Taka Boom too

Hey R102/r104 - don't apologize! No matter how good a thread is, referencing a guy's hot nice ass i always a good thing!

Olivia de Havilland

Sean Connery

Dame Judi Dench

JGL.

Charlotte Rae

Ross Mathews

Tom Daley

Ryan Murphy reads DL. He's used several of my casting and storyline suggestions.

Donald Trump

[Quote] Ryan Murphy reads DL. He's used several of my casting and storyline suggestions.

Is that good or bad??

I have it on good authority the Empress of Japan is the womanly features troll.

Calvin Klein is the "I can pass as late 20s when I wear clothes by Abercrombie & Fitch" troll. Nobody suspects him because of the A&F misdirection.

I wouldn't be surprised to find out that Tyler Perry is the "Momma's Mussy is all wet troll" being hot for prison trash. Madea on crack (as in crack is whack!).

Tyler Perry is AICK.

Me. You would recognize my name, if not my face.

You weren't referring to me were you R120?

Long night?

R121, if we can't remember your face, we don't want to remember your name.

Colto

Amy Schumer

Brie Larson

Colto

Damo

Pretty much any gay Broadway actor

I think Ryan Murphy is the troll who calls everyone a philistine and has a meltdown every time someone says they've never heard of Jessica Lange.

R17 & R27 Hi Matty! We love you. ❤️

R123, Tell that to all of the great composers and designers and artists.

Matt Bomer

Darren Criss

Nick Jonas

R129, are you kidding us? They don't count. Not really. You inflate yourself.

Can imagine Robert Downey Jr posting here to see peoples reactions:)Plus..he looks himself up on Google like a fangirl

If I was a celebrity i'd totally come on here but dunno if i'd post that often in case of getting rumbled

Nicole Kidman - she is obsessed by what everyone on the internet is saying about her.

Ant Ant

I'm going to say John Barrowman

Every comedic writer is on DL. Bill Maher and staff especially, and they steal. DL is the witty pulse of the nation and world.

The USWNT.

Somebody should turn Janeane Garofalo onto this.

Connor Jessup

I have been reliably told that HRH Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall used to post here all the time under a pseudonym, Miss Helen Bedd.

People vain enough to google themselves.

Jonas Brothers, Tom Selleck, Bill Maher, Fred Schneider.

I could see Tracey Ullman and Amy Sedaris having a laugh while reading comments in cooking and lifestyle threads at DL. Especially the ones where posters get nasty about whether to rinse or not to rinse pasta. I'd also like to think that Tracey posts mean comments about herself to get some funny responses from fans and haters.

Matt Parker and Trey Stone.

I think Connor Jessup lurks here.

Somebody asking for advice repeatedly claimed to be an actor that fit Colton Haynes. DL took it to be Colto.

If his ex Jeff Leatham wasn’t all over the Colton threads with pro-Jeff propaganda, then Jeff’s mother was.

I would imagine all the Queer Eye guys post and lurk. For sure Ronan F and Ryan Murphy. Lots of comedy writers lurk.

Jim Parsons.

Woody Allen hires staff to check out the site on an hourly basis.

Bob Vila

Juice Newton

Tom Skerrit

Cathy Mitchell

Anne Murray

R153 That bitch!

Conan used to have daily monologue jokes from here that were word for word.

Milo Chiclet-Teefs Yiannopoulos

Well if any of these 'stars' are lurking here they better start dishing juicy celebrity gossip.

Cause its awfully quiet here

M. is obsessed.

would love to see Bill Nighy on here.Come talk to us Mr Nighy:)

[quote]Milo Chiclet-Teefs Yiannopoulos

The OP said which [italic]stars[/italic] post here. Not some desperate bankrupt racist losers.

Tom Cruise

Sean Spicer

Marie & Donny Osmond

Tom Cruising.

John Travolta

Pence.

No, I don't!

Linda Tripp. Nancy Grace.

John Norris

Keith Morrison, Willie Geist, Anderson Cooper, Chris Cuomo, that stupid Disney star Jake something, and Justin Timberlake - hey, I see something there with JT, haha.

R170 why do you think JT?? I'd pick Lance or even JC before Justin.

CeCe Winans

Jason John Covington from Oklahoma. I know you're on here!

Sincerely,

Your wife, Cheryl.

CALL ME NOW!

R171, because I think he's a little bit bi if not closeted straight gay, haha.

everyone who is anybody is on DL.

Dog the Bounty Hunter

Reply 175,how do you know?

I think as a celebrity it must be hard to resist the pull of these sites.I'd get a laugh out of some of the stuff posted in their place.

Anybody lurking..feel free to semi out yourselves:)

Nobody famous posts here.

Reply 178,whether they post is debatable but I definitely think they read

Pete Davidson

Jeremy Renner

Andy Cohen

Shawn Mendes

James Franco

Betty White

Augusten Burroughs. Definitely seems like a DLer.

R178 I beg to differ...

Oh you just KNOW Miss Donald J. does! She spends most of her “executive time” on the DL like any other eldergay kloset kween as she munches her big macs and has seancody in her laptop, lube at the ready!

I’d absolutely lurk here if I were a celebrity. It would tell me exactly what my publicist needed to say to change the narrative about me.

Matt Dallas posts here. He's the one who said his husband also posts.

Kathy Griffin outed herself on an old thread

There are jokes in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood ripped straight from DL, so I wouldn't doubt Tarantino at least lurks

I know a fairly well-known former Project Runway contestant who posts here, but I won't out him because he's a really nice person.

Angelina Jolie

R185 When did Kathy Griffin out herself on here?

I know for a fact that Lester Holt, Beau Bridges and Weird Al Yankovich post frequently here. When they were alive, Rue McClanahan, Yma Sumac and Marni Nixon were regulars. Ray Romano was also here a lot before his show became a hit.

I get the feeling a lot of journalists are here. I used an esoteric but colorful phrase in one of the Trump threads (I think) and it's the trendiest thing going in the media right now. Yesterday I talked about the Trump Cult and Dan rather was in the news with the same argument this morning.

Love 'em or hate 'em, homosexicals have always been valued for their perceptiveness and sharp, observational wit.

How do we know that any celeb who puts themselves here is actually that celebrity?

We don’t, that’s how.

^^^ outs

Susan Richardson

R187 This was a while back, but she used to mention DL in her stand ups and there was an assumption a particularly snarky repeat poster was her.

Rupaul for sure would read and post here. Sorry if he’s already been mentioned.

R193 And I forgot to mention that Steven Spielberg & Barbra Streisand try to pressure Muriel to have me banned!

All the literate ones. I realize that's a pretty small pool.

There was a poster a couple years ago who claimed to be Gabrielle Carteris. I have my doubts, but who knows?

Actually r197 it seems like British actors are largely literate, with degrees. It’s American actors who typically have high school diplomas only or are even dropouts. It’s because we hire Americans to look pretty and the Brits to act.

[quote] It’s because we hire Americans to look pretty and the Brits to act.

Speak for yourself.

Elias Koteas and his tumescence.

We know that Mindy Cohn has posted here a few times. Likely brought here by those Beekman bitches.

r16 posted "David Spade used to steal our jokes."

That's funny because back in 2008 until 2013 I used to write for the forums over at Landover Baptist. Many times I would see my jokes (and other members posts), especially off our twitter feed stolen by comedians. It was infuriating.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Did Randy Jackson post here once, or was it a bullshitter? The one from one of those singing contest shows. I recall posters saying he was gay. A reply with his name on it said no he wasn’t.

Not a celebrity (that I know), but in line with what someone mentioned above regarding image management; a while back, in one of the "look at this sexy Instaho" threads, I was getting flak for expressing a not-so-enthusiastic view on the ho's looks. Although it really could have been anyone (obviously), for some reason I had this very strange suspicion that not only was the person lambasting me the instaho, but that he started the thread with the intention of getting his name out there. Wish I could remember it.

LICK MY NECK

LICK MY BACK

LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK

George Clooney & Matt Damon. (I accidentally posted them on the Hollywood hand around bottom thread).

There are too many little homosexual boys on here