Kellyanne's pussy

I am guessing that hers is one pussy that DJ would not want to grab.

OP Like tuna fish left out in the sun for hours.

A few swipes of Summer's Eve wipes a few times a week and she's good.

I'll bet Summer's Eve can't destroy that lingering toxic stench though.

The stench of her grabbed pussy floats all the way to New Zealand OP.

My hoo-ha has a nastier, more vile, revolting musky and stomach-churning smell.

It smells of dust and eau de cologne......

It smells of KFC and burnt Trump steak.

Ashen whispery words. And Drumpf's favorite brand of piss.

Kellyanne Goebbels' pussy stinks of all the stale jizz shot up there by sailors, truck drivers and GOPee staffers.

Of course it doesn't stink.

I would like to think it has been sewn shut for years.

It's dry and it clanks.

It smells like Hitler's bunker circa 1944.

Sometimes it wafts an aroma akin to Mussolini's riper cabbage farts.

Can kill on contact

And she looks like she wipes from back to front.

She's been trying to retrieve a toy for the past four years.

A douche mixture of bleach, peroxide, lysol, raid and sulfuric acid administered 6 times daily should reduce the smell a little.

It smells like the mass grave of dead russian prostitutes that Melania was able to escape from.

The Gods warned us of her deadly pussy.

It must drape down very bigly like an old roast beef sandwich left in the rain

Kellyanne is of Irish and ITalian descent. she is the skinniest fucking Irish/Italian girl I've ever seen in my life. She needs to eat tons of spaghetti and meatballs washed down by tons of Guinness. That way she will hide the stench of her cunt and she will look much less like The Cryptkeeper.

It reeks, but it's not nearly as foul as her boss' boipussy.

True. Poor RNC, with their heads all up in that mancave of his.

Ugh R21, please don't pawn this she-beast off on us! The Irish can 100% have her! :-P

Italiano I saw her somewhere once. She looked like a Neapolitan hooker who lost her way to her next trick!

I think her pussy smells like an out of the way broom closet,not pleasant, but not necessarily revolting, a bit musty. I bet it looks sad and patchy, like her alopecia affected scalp.

Probably better than my rancid ball sack.

Probably smells better than my rancid ball sack

What an ugly cunt.

Someone should tweet her a link to this thread. We need to make our admiration known. :)

lmao, I will tweet her later, but we need more visuals of what her cooch smells like

It smells like a dismembered abortion. God can work through anybody though.

Get your scratch-and-sniff cards out fellas, the aroma of my pussy is in the house!!

She has a pussy only a mother could love.

Ann Coulter's cock has a summer home in her vast cavernous pussy and holidays during May in a area known as the Gap.

Like a tin of these..

Like an overflowing outdoor Calcutta toilet on a hot summer's day

We don't want her. Send her back. Take her to Siberia. The gulag awaits!

C'mon R38, you know you want to have a lick of my tasty, flappy beef curtains

R39 = Serving up Hookers at the Point realness

r39 I don't want mouth AIDS!

Kellyanne Cheryl Cuntway.

I hope her ovarian cancer explodes and hits Trump in the face on national television.

When she pulls down her panties, and you realize you have made a big mistake.

I can't breathe.....from laughing so hard!

I can smell it from here!

No pussy, Worn out drag queen with a dick to her knees...

Trump took her tiny dick and transplanted it in his mouth.

What Kellyanne's doctor keeps on his inside office door as a tutorial on desiccated female organs for new interns.

There is something patently WRONG with something that produces such a noxious stench that it could, as the old saying goes, knock a buzzard off a shit-wagon at fifty paces.

Smells of sulfur and mold

I had a can of dented tuna cat food. I thought what the hey as I pulled the tab. Suddenly, a reek was all around me. Somewhat stunned, I stupidly put the can up under my nose to see if that's where it was coming from – next thing I knew I was puking in the sink. Yes, your pussy stinks just like that cat food stank ! May I suggest lye and a pressure hose.

What does my pussy smell like??

It smells like Donald Trump's tongue, bitches!! Aren't you jealous?

xoxo

Was it a tiny tongue like his tiny hands Kellyanne @ r52?

Have you ever smelled the dumpster behind your local Red Lobster? It's very similar, but less fresh.

smelly cooch!!

Smellyanne

Her pussy reeks of propaganda and subterfuge..

..and inexplicably that funky "mall perm" smell

I'm one of thousands of crabs nestled in her nether regions which she's had no success in eliminating. Part of the problem is that she bathes or showers once a week so I have time to expand my territory. A lot.

Her public hair is so massive that it becomes a dangerous weapon when she removes her panties.

You bitches are just jealous that you don't get to taste and smell the aroma of my world-famous beef flaps!!!

They didn't call me the Arby's special in high school for nothin'!

I'm loaded with secret sauce too!

Just sayin'!

r56 I think we have a new DL name for her sliminess.

OP there are enough horrors for me to deal with in my everyday life. Why should I waste my beautiful mind on a thing like this?

like rotten scallops!

Even Cheryl, who is inured to her own stench, said, "Ew! What reeks? And why is there a cloud of flies buzzing around?"

Her pubes are as dry and brittle as her hair. It's like a steel wool pad.

A cunt does not need to show its pussy.

Are we supposed to answer in real life or in alternative facts life?

MY PUSSY STINKS!!!

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smelly cunt

is leaaakinnggg

It smells like the old, cheap leather clothes one could find at a thrift store!

Even those lips lie (in wait)

....with teeth...

It smells like mustard gas and dribbles pee from her prolapsed bladder. Why do you think Drumpf loves her? Melania just smells like her Secret Service detail's jizz.

Mothballs and raid

Formaldehyde

Who cares about her pussy.... Her FACE reeks of cheap cigarettes and halitosis.

And red wine r79.

Her husband, the guy in the middle of the photo, has to put up with her rank pussy.

R81 I thought that was a bull dyke

Kellyanne's idol.

skank

Is that her pussy or her nostrils?

Kellyanne's face is a big, ugly, talking pussy, R85, so both

She has flies circling her ass.

Yes, but not nearly as much as her stand-up act:

she's pulling off her best comedy right now, pretending to legitimize the shit-head we have for "president."

This is what Donald whispered to Kellyanne the other day, after she switched her cross-leg.

She could bottle up the "Scent of Kellyanne" and sell it... as a weapon of mass destruction

Every time she shifts a bit to set loose a fart, the animals at Sea World go completely out of their minds. Once Trump fires her she'll have a career involving sea lions.

This is how the dog reacted r90.

R93. HAHAHAHA. The poor bitch

We know how desiccated the parts of her that we have seen are, why would the rest be any different? Any natural odor coming from her would be along the lines of a dusty used bookstore, burning hair, a newspaper left on top of a radiator, an oven on the self-clean cycle, or the Sahara desert.

She also looks like the type to douse herself with Giorgio or Red Door -- or whatever mall cologne was popular in NJ in the 80s -- thinking she can avoid showering for a few days and no one will know.

Even her kids' rabbit ran for its life.

r81 I love the smirk of the indian dude in that pic. Better him than me!

Pence's cock just came out of the closet and mated with Kellyanne's hidden cock

Mom's home!

Smelly cooch

That skank is foul on so many levels there are no words.

I suspect SmellyAnne does a lot of queefing.

The good news is deep down she knows she's skanky and unattractive (inside and out). Just as insecure and stupid as her boss

Due to overwhelming DL disgust, and public safety threat her pussy poses, Kellyanne has decided to do the only sensible thing: murder her pussy. Kellyanne murdered her pussy Jan 26th. A solemn ceremony was held this morning in the "Rose Garden" presided by the Director, Homeland Security, and Chief, Public Safety. Burial took place in the family plot.

Medical Alert: It appears Kellyanne murdered her anus. Not the pussy. The pussy is still *alive!*

I seriously doubt her cooch stinks because it's probably dry as a bone down there.

My cooch smells like a wet pooch whenever I'm around the Donald!!

It has a Piney scent.

That's because she sticks one of these up there daily.

She puts this in her douche.

Not a visual I want to see, literally or imaginary.

Wish cable media would stop interviewing that filibustering and deflecting deceiver.

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This thread cracks me up!

She's from Jersey, like Snooki.

Looking for scruples per Kellyanne.

She sold it years ago along with her soul --is her hubby a fat Asian?

R114, he's part Asian (Filipino I believe).

Watch out, here she comes!

Secret Service is pissed because Kellyanne's snatch vapors keep setting off the devices that detect noxious gases in the White House.

Her stench is the real reason Mexico's president cancelled his visit. Her funk will topple presidents and start wars.

She murdered the Rose Garden on her first day at the WH.

skank

There's a desiccated martini olive and and old cigarette butt inside.

A janitor's mop bucket is cleaner

Yep Kellyanne takes after her Irish relative Sile....

Mommy, why does it smell like fish whenever Kellyanne is around?

Here's a picture of Kellyanne's pussy.

has teeth.....

She's like a Madame Tussaud figure if it were dipped in chicken grease made into an animatron.

The color of a magnolia. The softness of a carnation. The scent of lylics. The tightness of new gladiolus bloom sprout.

^Lilac

I just threw up a little.

The Republicunt wants reporters fired....Someone needs to smack this one in the face with a copy of the Constitution. NO DESENT!

Smellyanne becoming irascible towards Chris Wallace, declares her genital pit a "gaping, seeping wound" @ 3:00 min mark

A public-service message from Miss Omarosa Manigault

r131 Good catch.

slimy snatch

disgusting pig

I bet her pussy smells like leftover KFC grease and latex

Pussy smells like bubonic plague

I bet she has a beefy pussy that smells like ground beef and onions

oily snatch

F&F OP!

Does this look like the face of a woman whose pussy stinks??

I think not!

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It smells like a runza.

like cabbage

has trumpkins put his tiny digits into her frumpy pumpy yet?

Her pussy feels like spongy kielbasa

fishy fishy

The lips of it flaps when she queefs.

According to Sean Spicer, her stinking pussy got "counseled" for her comments about hawking Ivanka's wares this morning from the WH. Counseled by whom?

lock her up! lock her up!

Does she know something? In her commercial for Ivanka she states.....

[quote]“They are using the most prominent woman in Donald Trump’s [life],” Conway claimed. “Using her, who has been a champion for empowerment of women in the workplace, to get to him.”

Wait, what? One would think the most prominent woman in Donald Trump’s life would be HIS WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so happy when the bitch steps in it.

ask drump

R140 should be banned forever! How could you post such a monstrous visage to your tasteful friends on the Datalounge?

The hag's pussy stank is irrelevant. If you're close enough to see her, you're too close.

Yes, it definitely stinks.

she is so nasty it's like i just turned gayer!

Why is the cable media still having her for interviews when her veracity is so lacking?

Journalism (using the term loosely) standards are so weak.

When she speaks on TV now they should cut her mic and overdub queef sounds

Poor Kellyane, I don't believe Jake Tapper wants wants to tap that.

Mommy....that lady made me gay

Pic at r140 reminds me of the Russian saying that fish rots from the head.

Is Kellyanne's pussy stinking more than usual today?

She got reverse Dorian Gray face

It is a beautiful pussy.

But I don't like pussy.

BUMP BUMP

She's a man. Her "pussy" looks like and smells like a dick.

She is a ROTTED GILA MONSTER

The odor is akin to a single wet nap used to wipe the hands and mouths of the entire Duggar family after a dinner at Long John Silvers.

I bet it smells like rotten durian

yuck

OP, I'm sure you can sniff that couch and find out. I'll leave the investigation to you.

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r171 are you saying you want to bump that disgusting, slimy rotten fish? Ugh

Eww look everyone. Kellyanne is gyrating her stinky snatch in the White House!

Those unfortunate historically black college presidents having to observe that.

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Smelly twat.

I can't read this thread it's too gross BUT wanted to chime in, I think she went AWOL for a while because she's trying to fix her hatchet face.

gross

That pussy needs sympathy, it went through the Bowling Green Massacre and has been hit so much with radiation from microwaves with cameras. Such makes the pussy bloody, shriveled, and scaly.

bump for Kellyanne's radiation pussy

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Heck, if it was radioactive, it may eliminate much of the bacteria.

Ugh, tell me about it. The thing stinks!

It both attracts and kills more flies than a Venus flytrap!!

Poor girl got rode hard and put up wet.

This is just disgusting! Why would you queers wonder about this? I truly believe you wish you had one! I have had the pleasure of meeting Miss Conway at one of President Trump's rallies, and she is a delightful, friendly and very sweet woman. She also looks much better in person. She is quite lovely actually. Leave Miss Conway alone! And stop wondering about her vagina. I am sure it is fine and can take a Man inside of it, unlike your butts, that are only made to poo!

The white supremacist Russian aligned cunt stinks from the top of its nasty head to the bottom of its stanky feet.

She's got BLUE WAFFLE - Google it if you have the stomach.

Evelynn = Vlad sponsored psyops.

Thanks for giving me the stuff of nightmares to last me a whole month, R188.

I suspect that Trump and a multitude of Russian spies are fucking her ass, then she sucks her own plentiful feces off of their penises.

You are welcome R190. A straight guy at a party was the one who showed me that. He knew I was gay, guess he wanted to give me nightmares as well.

BIGLY. HUGELY. INCREDIBLY.

I feel bad for those poor, underpaid, Vlad-Russo disinformation troll-hacks. Has it come down now to defending that one pussy? Give Evelynn a break.

I find it mildly hilarious that not even the Russian trolls are willing to defend poor Kellyanne's stanky pussy!

MY PUSSY STINKS!!!!!

Evelyn, what did her pussy smell like when you met her?

OP's pic got me like...

It reeks of desperation.

Damn it, if it was 2015, it would be my pussy being discussed. I challenge Kellyanne to a PUSSY-OFF!

Not even the Russians will touch Kellyanne's stinky cooch

Kelz has been battling a lingering case of Toxic Shock Syndrome for several decades now, hence the nostril searing stench that is perpetually emanating from her necrotic gash.

Can I choose "Things that stink for $1000, Alex?"

Crust tastes good on a pizza, so why not my pussy?

C'mon now, you queens know y'all want to taste my pussy's Secret Sauce!

Hilarious thread.

I loved the rabbit and dog gifs.

Why I don't wash my pussy?

It gets wet without showering.

As a happy pussy connoisseur, I can say with authority that Kellyanne does not look like a woman whose pussy stinks.

She looks like a woman with a dried out, wizened pussy, nothing there to smell, mothballs don't really have stank on them.

They should bottle up Kellyanne's scent and use it as a weapon of mass destruction!

she has cobwebs up there

Does the GOP health care plan have a special clause for reduced rates to insure that thing, and provide it with mandatory treatment?

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That coochiepop spontaneously freeze dried years ago. It probably smells like petrified wood.

oh look, Kellyanne's pussy has a theme song of its own!

Haven't heard much from her lately. Sad!

Do we think dick has ever made her slap somebody?

Has she been offered to do commercials for Summer's Eve?

Summer's Eve won't have her

stinky puss

Wonder if that pussy is pierced and carrying a gold ring purchased from Jareds'?

....and a spectacular pussy it is!

spectacularly pungent and rancid!

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poor sad pussy

With all the detractions, my pussy is not being given the attention it deserves. My pussy needs rubbed. The clit needs stimulated. Tickle my pussy hair.

Not even Republicans are willing to defend Kellyanne's stinky cooch!

She's got cobwebs up in that joint!

If you put your ear up to it you can hear the ocean (and smell the fish, and feel the wet salty spray on your cheek..etc)

Ewwww

lol R228!!

smelly snatch

Is it a coinslot or a rosebud? Oh wait, wrong part, wrong thread.

^ No, the question is: is this pussy like an empty burlap sack crawling with fireants, or is like sticking your arm into a stack of unrefrigerated mackerel caught two days ago?

Of course, since all of her stinks.

I imagine that snatch dried up and fell off years ago.

Dynamic..

Everything about that bitch stinks.

That pussy queefs too much.

What I thought was a bigfoot fart, turned out to be one of her queefs.

Well, if we are going to war, we might as well bottle up Kellyanne's pussy's scent and use it against our enemies..

^r240 that would be a poisonous gas weapon of mass destruction, and such has been banned.

Trump always looks like he is smelling something bad whenever she's around, so I'm going to have to vote YES!

smelly bitch

would you lick Kellyanne's pussy for $10 million dollars??

She was banned from all talk shows because her stanky pussy was bringing down ratings.

No, r244. All that money wouldn't be worth the lifetime of PTSD that would come with it.

Steve B. and Kellyanne together in the same room? The fly on the wall in the WH didn't survive to tell.

I picture it as long flappy dry lips that hang out.

you are probably right, R248

Gross

Trust me on this. Kellyanne's beef curtains are processed lunch meat masquerading as grade A deli cuts.

Dessicated beef jerkey

[quote]long flappy dry lips that hang out

I wonder if she applies chap stick to them in the winter, or maybe the balm that ranchers use for chafed cow utters.

I read she has an industrial size container of Udder Butter at the ready at all times, no matter where she is.

Kellyanne: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the freshest, prettiest, pussy of them all?

Mirrow: Not your raunchy, skanky pussy. The answer is Caitlyn. It is new, shaped beautifully, and sprayed with the best perfumes money can buy.

Her pussy is going to ruin the Easter Egg Roll!!!!

This is a perplexing matter of utmost concern.

Kellyanne's motherfucking pussy is a concern to the universe

She is so gross. I bet she never wipes.

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What is the research and data on this pussy? The findings of these studies need to published in the Bowling Green Pussy Review, the go to source on unusual pussies. It could be useful information that would help other troubled pussies.

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This cooch was not the inspiration for Pussy Galore.

we could really use her fumes in North Korea now

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bumpers

Kellyanne's pussy is haunted.

A reason freaky straight guys should NEVER take the risk of buying used panties off the Internet.

gross

Trump hid his tax returns inside Kellyanne's puss because he knows it is the most desolate place on Earth that is likely to never be visited by another human again.

giant beef flaps

Wasn't this particular matter vigorously discussed at the last convention of gynecologists about being an occupational hazzard?

Can't recall the reporters who broke the story.

I can't imagine anybody willingly fucking her. Her husband must be a brave man.

Haha yes R272, Kellyanne's Gyno must wear one of those crazy CDC hazmat suits and then immediately take a Silkwood shower after the exam.

Here is a photo of Kellyanne's gynecologist gearing up before her routine exam...

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The pussy must be talked to, petted, fur stroked, rubbed, kissed, and given tender loving care.

Oh, shit, now I get it. Pardon me, I thought you were referring to her cat needing attention.

Just another day of Kellyanne's pussy stinking up the joint!

Beautiful day. Give that pussy some sunshine.

MY PUSSY SMELLS LOVELY AND AROMATIC!!!

There needs to be a safe zone to avoid the rancid cooch.

Keep the Kellyanne's Pussy thread vital. It helps to overcome "loading" issues.

Kellyanne's pussy never has a problem "overcoming loading issues."

I love that a thread about the odor of Kellyanne's pussy almost reached 300 posts!

5 Sar Pussy * * * * *

It was a gift from Cheryl!

Put a nice big booger between the lips of the pussy, and it becomes most delightful.

Ewwww

to it all.

Isn't that the blonde woman on TV that kept telling fibs?

Muriel is trolling us by making Kellyanne's pussy the secret to entering this site problem-free!

its fingerlickin good, BITCHES!!!!!!

Coming to this thread I bypassed so much loading trouble. The Kellyanne Pussy thread deserves a big thank you.

As to the pussy itself, that certainly would be more problematic.

LMAO. Do you think Kellyanne googles herself, and if so, has she come across this classic thread about her pussy?

Somebody needs to tweet this thread to her!

It was recently made public that Kellyanne and her fat, homely lawyer husband are worth over 40 million $s.

It is rumored that Kellyanne has her pussy serviced by a small fleet of green card holding Guatemalan women who come in with the rubber gloves twice weekly to clean her out. I believe they stick one of those Febreeze auto fresheners on her clit to maintain freshness in between cleanings.

Those Febreeze things don't work. Trust me.

Darkened blonde, bushy puss fuzz

Glistening and sparkling

The lips are loose and tender

The hollow, inviting interior is roomy and the texture of an alligator handbags

The colorful walls are blend of crimson, orange, lemon, violet, and walnut.

The crusty, hanging clitoris yearning for nibbling and moisture from a salivating tounge

The sensitive odor combines the scents of sulphur, flounder, and the released gases of an Angus

The queefs produce a swamp water breeze

A straight man's dream? A bulldog's lust? A model for trans? A gay man's challenge? It is poweful

lmao R296!

I saw you perform that at Michfest, r396. It was a very powerful moment of organs and feminininininity.

I mean r296. My fingers trembled at the memory.

If Kellyanne had a Yelp page for her pussy, the description provided by R296 would be rated the best review.

r296 is an Ode to Kellyanne's Pussy.

I need Windex...

I always laugh when this thread resurfaces on the top of my thread listings.

R301 That was exactly what I was going to title it but forgot before posting. Thanks for noting.

r303/r269 I enjoyed your first post. No reason to get cunty in the second post.

^R304 Didn't intend for it to sound as it did. The motive was a complement.

The topic creates complexities.

Am not r269 though.

LOL OMG I can't breathe! This is why I've loved DL since 1996. Thanks a!

When Pinocchio lies, his nose grows.

When Kellie Ann lies, the pussy ______ more.

Bow down, bitches!!! My pussy stinks so bad it even keeps Datalounge technical issues away!!!!

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It's very suspicious she's been out of the picture lately.

Is she in rehab? Is she bottling her new fragrances, Smegmatic for Men, SnailTrails for Women? Is she stuck between Trump's buttcheeks and can't squirm out?

Kellyanne is rich. 45 million rich. The less she does the better she feels.

Thanks to KA pussy, getting into DL without all the loading problems, was a breeze.

R310 After the busy election season she is taking some well earned time off and is relaxing poolside with a bottle of MadDog 2020 and a crack rock the size of a fist

Move out the way old skank, I am taking over as the new big stink puss. Spicey Spicer compared both.

I hate to see Kellyanne's Pussy sink on my thread list.

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WHAT DOES KELLYANNE'S PUSSY TASTE LIKE?!

So perplexing.

r316 dried salt cod, before soaking.

Fish jerky.

r318

Maybe someone is having a "pussy lift" and staying out of the public eye. But I don't watch Fox News.

For the "lift", it would take cleansing, scrubing, shaving, removal of excess, flabby skin from the pussy lips, tightening the remaining tissue, narrowing the membrane wall, antiseptic treatment, followed by antibiotics, wound dressing, applying new wound dressings daily for a few weeks until it heals. Then a trip to treat scar tissue.

That's a great explanation for her being MIA, R320!!

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Rebump.

I hope they put her in rotation this weekend.

Her pussy never goes out of rotation...

Leave it to TMZ, they found Kellyanne Conway. Everyone was getting worried.

wow she is an ugly witch

omg! I found a photo of Kellyanne's pussy!!!! . . . . . . NSFW . . .

poor kitty cat at R328!!

Anderson Cooper was close to it last night interviewing her. Brave man.

Chris Cuomo tore up her stanky gash this morning. Bitch was stammering and lying like never before. It was epic.

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That private meeting DT had with Sergey and Sergey the other day was not sinister. The Russians were telling him that Ole Kellie Pussy in the Greet Room stinks, stinks, stinks, and please don't have that thing near them again.

*eye roll*

Bumping Kellyanne's pussy...

Kellyanne and Sarah Huckabee scissor fuck each other violently. Imagine the putrid melange of stank that creates.

The poor men in this photo are trying so hard not to keel over and vomit from Kellyanne's stench!

^The horror of doing that to the historical black college presidents.

Bumping her twat...

Is it pierced?

In that picture she looks as old as Andrea Mitchell.

Her husband looks like Kim Jung Un.

That biotch got nutin' on me.

ewwww ^^^!!!!

r342 that looks like the inflamed lips of Mordor!

pungent

She's smelling the stink of her own pussy here.

I hate Kellyanne as much as anyone, but the misogyny on this thread proves we all still have a long way to go.

Oh get over yourself and realize you are on DataLounge where Cheryl's pussy has been stinking up this board for 15 years.

*Shrug* So you're all no better than Trump. Good to know.

*Eye Roll*+ *Jerking Off Hand Gesture* to R349

Fish. Yuck.

R349 = Kellyanne and her nasty cooch

Yes, a wretched stench!

Do you think she shaves the kitty of goes commando?

She's all natural,all woman, R354. No soap for her cooch.

Kellyanne's pussy sprays out ink when it feels threatened

Kellyanne's panties must be dripping ink right now then, R356!

or does that bitch even bother wearing panties?

You people have no idea how bad it is. I get nauseated. When messy Bannon gets sick too, you know it is rough.

God I love this thread. Thanks DL!

Oh where, oh where? 2nd vulva lift?

Loading problems and I got on DL through this Kellyanne Pussy thread. Thank you OP or whomever provided this avenue.

Why was the OP greyed out?

We have a lot of snowflake deplorables on here, R363!

Bumping Kellyanne's pussy

Is KellyAnne's pussy going overseas with Dump?

Ewww, that plane will not smell good. The Saudis and Israelis have defensive measures planned: rub their bodies down with frankincense beforehand.

Maybe Kellyanne's pussy will kill everybody aboard Air Force One with its noxious stench.

KELLYANNE'S PUSSY WILL SAVE AMERICA!

I thought Kellyanne's pussy was staying in America?

Well, if you just gotta grab it, use this as DT does.....

I wonder how the royal Saudis would react to Kellyanne's noxious pussy

.

PUSSY BUMP

What an unusual topic.

r374, because Kellyanne has, and is, unusual pussy.

Fox News apparently loves it.

MY PUSSY STINKS!!!!!

Her yacht?

When Kellyanne walks into the room..

Stink Mitt is Kellyanne's favorite band

Is a study being commissioned? Would that be both public and private funds?

nasty ho

Now back yapping to the media with deflection. Putin must know the enzymes generated by that coochie apparatus.

It's insatiable, talking about the little shop of horrors.

Feed me Sean!!!

It's mmmm-mmmm good!!!

Are you folks unwittingly mesmerized by this voluptuous siren releasing her song of allure and scent of seduction from her quivering and inviting cavernous gash?

She is a beauty!!

Her level of gorgeousness matches her propensity for veracity.

Some friendly advice gworl

The Internet Is Trying To Figure Out Why Kellyanne Conway Looks So Terrible

That is what you look like when your soul is sucked out of you.

Dignity can be lost, but is the pussy holding up?

Can I have "places or things that smell better than Kellyanne's pussy for $800, Alex?"

Kellyanne's pussy haz cheeseburger.

The problems you have after eating out her diseased gash.

Would you lick Kellyanne's pussy if it meant Trump would resign the next day and America would be saved???

^short answer: no

R397 Every deplorable should have to lick it as punishment.

Ask Trump!

Her puss has Blue Waffle Disease, can only imagine what it smells like.

R401 me too!

Her new monument

Ever smelled bad sushi, OP?

I heard Kellyanne's pussy fumes woke Congressman Steve Scalise back up from the dead!!

You know it smells like heaven, bitches.

BUMP

Miss Lindsey critiques so many things related to politics, but never this subject matter.

The press needs to ask Miss Lindsey before the cameras what she thinks of that pussy?

Hearing a loud "ewww!" from the influential and refined Miss Lindsey would go a long way in promoting wider public understanding of that pussy.

!Damn! This tread is climbing way up there in posts and may reach 600 one day soon. This is becoming a "CLASSIC" DL thread. It has already shown unique powers.

Yes, you can smell this thread from space.

Her face looks like her cunt.

[quote]You know it smells like heaven, bitches.

If rotting fish served with kimchi is your idea of heaven then yes it does.

What makes Kellyanne's pussy soaking wet? (Please say pussy like Sean Connery when you read that.)

Lying

Wearing cheesy Continental Army uniform costumes

That glint in Anderson Cooper's eye when I lie to him (gay please, he wants me)

Couch squatting in proximity to many negroes

Making fun of the "Spice Rack" off the record

She tweeted: "Laughing my Ossoff"

So does that mean her ass now matches the dangling pussy?

Some of yall are so judgmental... who doesn't like to indulge in a little Negro-adjacent couch squatting every now and then?

she's a cunt

[quote]She tweeted: "Laughing my Ossoff"

"Sucking Drumpf Off "- there fixed it for ya.

It would've been cute if Kellyanne was a political pundit. She works in the White House, so it's not very unifying or "presidential."

She works? In the White House? Just what exactly does she do these days? Sucking off the Gov Tit so she can send out snarky tweets?

Poor Kellyanne's cat when Kellyanne around gets too close!

Bitch be female version of James William Bottomtooth III

Propaganda minister of a trending second tier country a diced to TV reality shows and info-entertainment to get rheir news.

Her couch behavior before black educators would be undignified even in third world countries and would not be acceptable for any government protocol..

^addicted, not a dice

referencing KA'S pussy makes one unsteady.

It smells like Vicks vapor rub

perplexing putrid pussy

[quote]She tweeted: "Laughing my Ossoff"

Oh come on, let her have her jollies, there are so very few of them for the Trump Admin.

Fellow woman-harmer Karen Handel won -- it warms Kellyanne's heart!

Ontario, Canada has honored Kellyanne?

slut

A DL classic.

So which Kellyanne Pussy you like the most?

A. The Continental Army Soldier?

B. The pussy exposure from the sofa to black educators in the Oval Office?

C. The swimsuit edition for the Nat'l Enq.?

R427 Unlike the Kellyanne one, that Pussy Lake is hidden well and fresh in beauty. A great place for camping.

I bet it smells like deep fried oil

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fish puss

That's one famous pussy.

Like a blini with sour cream!

Concluson? Illusion

Collusion Delusion

Now one can understand:

It is the conclusion that Kellyanne's pussy is collusion between stink and skank and that ain't illusion, and those that don't belive it have delusion.

I just saw her on the news. Like someone else said, she has had some work done, very recently. Do we think she splurged and had things freshened up "down there"?

There are times when she has a period of silence, so that's when she must be having the work done.

God bless her pussy.

This phenomenon needs expert study. Maybe the more spinning and deflection spoken, relief from the terrible itch down there subsides, though just temporary.

like KFC grease!!

Poor Kellyanne. She has her work cut out for her now.

Keep it fresh & clean, and remember to brush it.

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Why is this the only thread you can use to access DL when it crashes? Is Miss Muriel humoring us?

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Magic thread.

The pussy does some good.

Found this thread. It is a complicated topic. I heard it is the talk of D.C. in certain political circles. To some, it is mesmerizing. For others, it is perplexing. Still others, it is hypnotic. For sure, as turmoil exists all around this now famous pussy, it remains steadfast, dertermined, and a powerful pussy.

Mooch couldn't overcome this cooch and had to go.

R448 So you're saying all of DC reeks of rotten fish?

ABC's Stephanopoulos has tolerance. What's the secret?

Perplexing.

She is now more frequent on some of the news shows. Less toxic now?

She keeps a can of Febreze around for good measure.

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Fascinating topic.

KAC back appearing on CNN with Chris Cuomo's evening show. It was not up close. She was in front of WH.

A classic.

r451, he's Greek. They are used being around fishing boats.

And now that Kellyanne's pussy has lost its Secret Service protection, one only imagines what would threaten Kellyanne's pussy now?

I want someone to email this entire thread to her.

She and Tom Price take a private jet recently between D.C. & NYC, costing taxpayers $29,000 for this trip alone?

It rides in high style!

R461 She knows. She's a pollster and connects with social media.

r462, it's a pampered pussy.

Haven't seen that ugly cunt in awhile. Not complaining though! She must be hiding out with her buddies at Faux News exclusively.

No, she was yacking up over Trump's racist tweets about football players rights to protest. She looks like she has Bell's Palsey.

Smells like anchovies and canned sardines.

It smells real worried and disgusting right now!

'Ol Kellyanne assuring you that her pussy does not stink!

It was reported KAC is very close to Rebekah Mercer and family.

This is my favorite DL thread.

Have they trotted her out yet to do damage control?

Is she jealous that the cow Sarah Huckabee-Sanders usurped her role?

I think Kellyanne is just as happy to hand over the B.S. to Huckabee.

She goes on Fox often and sometimes CNN in front of the WH.

It is yapping the same kind of spin, deflection, and flawed content she usually does.

She needs to be dragged through the streets of DC. SHAME!

She was Miss Blueberry Packing Queen in New Jersey.

Imagine she was good at shooting out blueberries.

She claims she was sexually harrassed? What old troll was desperate enough to want to stick his tongue down her throat? That’s some desperation and very risky behavior. That she-wolf could have bitten it off.

Ok, fess up. Which of you bitches dressed up as Kellyanne for Halloween? I saw three Inaugural Kellyannes at West Hollywood parade alone.

I believe that Kellyanne's pussy will eventually plead the 5th to avoid going to prison with the rest of her.

LOL R479

Does it flap like the mouth yaps?

Her beef flaps look like jerky.

Oh mercy, oh mean the Mercers.

Has she been yapping on Fox? Don't watch Fox.

CNN Reliable Sources has Kelly Anne on spinning, deflecting, and fibbing bigtime.

Her face looks improved. Did she have face work done?

R485 Improved? Did you see that eye shadow? Any raccoon would be jealous. And those teeth..shudder

Chiny, chin, chin underbite.

But her pussy is resilient, and pliable and capacious enough to have any Trump lie stuffed into it. Her pussy farts sound like hi li ree clin tin if you listen closely enough...

NBC refuses to have her on anymore. But fricking CNN keeps doing it. Of course, she a Fox regular.

Ode to Kellyanne: Part II

Is one here going insane?

Or is it just mental pain?

Perhaps coming down from cocaine.

You cause me to flutter like an avian crane.

I see her, I hear her, and think.

Does it really have a stink?

My eyes and ears says she is adorable.

It matches, given I may be deplorable.

Weight causes me to be puffin'.

And accelerates thinking about the Blueberry muffin.

Kellyanne, Kellyanne, I am here.

May my spelling not attract "Oh, Dear".

I am memorized by your deflection,

But you wouldn't give me a infection?

You're amazing beyond belief.

I will partake the aroma of you queef.

Kellyanne, Kellyanne, I salute thee!

Pardon me, I now have to go pee.

CNN giving interviews to anyone they know is going to repeatedly spin and not be truthful, is not reliable reporting and responsible journalism.

If the cable networks were not channeling her an audience, then much of the nonsense would not be heard.

I finally found this thread, said to have special powers.

It is though, a rather odd topic.

[quote]It is though, a rather odd topic.

The Pussy of The Kellyanne has mystical powers.

The Eye Of Horus

The finger of God

The Pussy of The Kellyanne

Fortunately, will never see it, and too far away to be to be affected by the fumes.

It is not the smell it is the heat.

Betwix her legs is something akin to the Eye of Sauron.

Kellyanne think it's OK for Cheeto to comment on Franken but not Moore because the latter scandal is old news.

I was wondering about her pussy kitty.

I have one of my own. Mine is named Miss Allie.

Has Anderson tapped that yet?

Media says she violated the Hatch Act. She wants Roy Moore win.

That stinks.

500 here, yeah! Whoever gets to 600 may get a reward.

Close the thread then, and have Pussy 2: Rejuvinated.

R500 it would be nice to see Kellyanne's Pussy maxed out.

Didn't she she have work done?

She she have work on her pussy pussy?

Within, charming secrets untold.

Holidays are upon us. Time to deck the Ole Puss with boughs of holly, fa la la la la la, la la la la.

No replicas @ deal dash dot cum?

Tee-hee

This thread just resurrects. Maybe the rumors are true, it does possess magical powers.

When DL was unavaible, it was the demand to see what's new on the KAP thread that speeded things up, one supposes.

Bumpity bump bump

Kellyanne express

I imagine the slag's cunt is so desiccated there's no smell left at all. It's probably like beef jerky.

When it was 35 years ago, yeah!

That couldn't be eggnog oozing out?

r509, Beef jerky curtains. THAT'S a visual...

It spins, deflects, projects, distorts, interrupts, filibusters, fibs, misrepresents, inflates, denies, attacks, accuses, avoids, brags, and exploits.

Is she in Mar-A-Lago with the Trump folks?

Perhaps she is getting a tan and swimming, and a Dominican Republic butler is serving her pina coladas by the pool.

It does need sunshine!

Happy New Year!

I found this inspirational thread.

Kellyanne's pussy will save America from opioid addiction!

They are in the process of creating a patch that emits her pussy fumes whenever an addict starts craving opioids.

^ or forced to hear & see videos of her yapping.

Where she be anyway? No show lately.

Combing her pussy hair, R518.

Is she at Camp David now with the Republicans?

There is much fresh air there in beautiful surroundings. Is that Kelly Anne's thing?

There is not much fresh air wherever Kellyanne and her pussy decide to go, R520. At least not for long...

Remember the James Bond movie, Goldfinger?

Think of me as today's Pussy Galore. Many say we look so much alike.

New year, same pussy, worse smell!

This thread heading to 600 eventually. I came here when loading issues got too much.

Suppose there will be KA's P 2.

Oh gezz, Just had dinner.

You know you bitches want it.

Is Wolff's book, "Fire & Fury" really code for this perplexing cooch?

When is Wolf Blitzer going to discuss on CNN?

It's Trump's biggest nuclear weapon against Kim jong Un.

^So you're saying, the phenomenal vagina will be taken to the DMZ edge, then it'll queef on cue as the winds blow north?

The blueberry packing queen? Quite talented.

Iconic, perplexing, and resourceful. Didn't say appealing.

Smells like Bigfoot farts

Oh come on, it's easy on the eyes.

She be on TV

Shampoo it, brush it, fluff it, and mist it with perfume.

With all the bad news, what a refuge. Do we appreciate the profound tenderness this cavity of amazement brings to all?

I love when Kellyanne's pussy climbs my thread watcher.

It can probably pick up quarters from the corners of tables.

This pussy thread will reach 600 one day and then get closed. Takes one amazing pussy to reach that. She be busy though, deflecting about Rusher.

She be using curlers.

It has become famous.

Be nice to Kellyanne. She is an important government official and keeps us informed.

Her brother's opinion:

You boys know you want to take a whiff.

Trump doesn't mind.. but he has no olfactory senses.

Google the topic and it arrives here? Datalounge?

And then someone pointed out it is magical.

How can that be?

Periwinkle is the flower for acid reflux awareness.

"Mother P" may make ribbons for it.

From James Bond's Pussy Galore to this?

Kellyanne's pussy runs a sad second to the majestic turbine that is the pussy of Hope Hicks. Hicks has serious power pussy.

Well, since Hopey is leaving, Ole' Kels' main competition for getting the most grabs would be S. Huck S. Experience vs younger. But the seasoned one always wins out. And if 'Mother P" thinks she gonna fulfill some void, she got another thing coming. Kel knows how to do double duty. One tough blonde, and not coming just from the head.

SHS has no power in that pussy.

Kellyanne's pussy is a multi millionaire.

She will be the one left standing in the WH.

Or sitting on that sofa.

She broke the Hatch Act.

Pussy needs to seal her lips.

Why she not obey ethics rules?

All those people leaving the WH; she need to stop the beaver flashing too.

Pussy is cleaned sometimes in sheltering bubbles.

Kellie Annie still #1 puss and hanging. Hopie and Stormie only wish.

Lovely vage.

Trump may do nothing about her violations of the Hatch Act, but the bar in whatever state she's registered in could. She should be disbarred. Might just be symbolic as I assume she'll never practice again, but it's better than nothing.

She flew on private jets with Mike Price, former H & HS Sec, at taxpayers expense.

Spin, deflect, fib, plus violations.

Yuck. Don't want to visualize.

Like a massive clam with steel wool fibers.

Pushay, you shay?

This thing must be dynamic to garner so much attention. Is a pussy brush used? Maybe those bristles need extra care, trimmed up.

The brush would surely need deloused. R565

Wonder if the visiting entourage got flashed? Perhaps it is a calculated strategy of seductiveness.

Maybe it's not so bad. But then......

Will there be a Part II?

Or is all the focus now on Stormy?

It i s amazing. No zipping. Blossoming, not wiltering. An aphrodisiac for followers. Not deplorable, but explorable. The lead, not sidelined. Needy, but giving recognizably for therm. Absorbtion, but unresistable. Inviting as a bungalow on an Alpine moutaintop. A cozy fire, bringing warmth. A fortunate world, to have it beaming, yielding adoration to the thoughts it's there.

R573 that giph couldn't be the young Tapper?

She shows up in spurts, apparently fresh and ready to go.

I love it when Kellyanne's Pussy climbs my thread watcher...

Dang, for a thread that has the original post script crossed out, it sure has sustained itself and it is getting close to 600 and closure. Remarkable. It was this thread that overcame loading barriers.

Thread 2 on this topic should have a spicier title such as "things found in KA's vaginal canyon"---unless we posters are really referencing her kitty that needs washed and groomed. Poor Kitty can't reach enough to lick herself properly. It is why she needs another kitty to mutually help. The next door kitty, ole 'Beckah, needs to visit more often, but that diamond-ladden colar is a bit heavy.

Biggest WH leaker says woman on CNN.

What's going on with Kellyanne? Don't watch Fox, so don't see her. What's the spin now?

Like the crusted air of an abandoned, roadside shack overtaken by slithering varmints desperate for warmth.

Kelly Anne has her hands full to spin all the recent news. Has she spoken about Stormy?

Her bits of input on Frontline tonight were almost insightful.

But she was sitting forthright on her pussy.

Kellyanne's pussy will save this country from the opioid crisis!

Is her pussy putting a spin on Paul Ryan's 2018 resignation?

It holds secrets and no one will look there. Protective interior layers with pockets to hide things. Must cover items in double plastic, then decontaminate one extracted.

Does it reek?

Her pussy is the designated DL fallout shelter whenever there are technical problems on the site!

Salute this puss for it's staying power. Stamina!

The most popular pussy on DL!

The propagandist was out spinning and deflecting today. If pussy itched for every fib & attack told, it would be worst than shingles down there.

Did pusse receive shrapnel during the old Bowling Green Massacre? That can damage.

It is spring. Lilacs? Cherry Blossoms? Violets?

Wonderful smells are in the air.

The subject matter here? Freshness eludes.

What's with Jake Tapper interviewing Kellyanne? Saw that today. He asks a question, and she yaps however she wants.

I saw her on with Chris Cuomo yesterday and, of course, she was her usual obnoxious self. “Blah , blah, blah. Wah, wah, wah,... no CHRISTOPHER!”

She seems to prefer interviews will male anchors. Some of the seasoned/skilled female ones would not fall into her filibustering trap, and would point out her tactic at the moment in a confrontational way.

The magical thread. It is the tunnel to the heart of DL.

The gap widens.

What a tribute!

Again, Kellyanne's Pussy climbs my thread watcher. I am happy.

A salute to the most magical DL thread of all time. The Kellyanne's Pussy thread was magnificent. From smells to overcoming loading issues, it rocked! Thus, this thread retires in the annals of Datalounge history. Nothing surpasses the original. DL patrons have been so fortunate to have experienced it.

OP, will there be a KAP 2 thread? DL anxiously awaits.