The Ultimate Facts of Life Thread Part II

I thought it was she who turned him down?

I always read these threads because I love that some of you adore this series so much, and it makes me happy. I enjoyed it at the time.

No, R1, she presents her double d's and he goes into this tirade about being a different person.

Mrs. Garrett's wedding send-off episode is ridiculous.

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Jo would've been a lesbian in real life.

Who would the FOL girls have voted for in the 2016 election?

Blair - Trump Jo - Trump Tootie - Clinton Natalie - Clinton Mrs. Garrett - Clinton

I can already picture Cousin Geri walking into Edna's Edibles wearing a Make America Great Again hat, bragging about getting hired to perform at the inauguration.

When Jo found a picture of Eddie's wife, it should've been Eddie's husband

...and even though the girls and Mrs. G worry about Geri voting against her own best interests, in a big twist it turns out that Geri was just pretending to be for Trump so that she could get up at the inauguration wearing a "I'm not a Republican, I'm just retarded" tshirt and do a blistering set about living with a disability.

I thought Geri became Trumps campaign leader.

"The 'Alternative Facts' of Life" guest starring Kellyanne Conway

Little-known alternative fact: Kellyanne Conway is Boots St. Clair's mother.

Natalie sure did have some big ass tits in the first four seasons.

They should've renamed Tootie Tittie in the last few seasons. Her knockers were ginormous.

Oh my. r12, that made me laugh. r15 too!

AGC Webpages has recently outed Mindy Cohn as a lesbian who hit on the shows female extras & if they refused her private trailer romp request she had them booted off the set.

Mindy Cohn isn't a lesbian she's just homely.

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You mean he said that I?

That he?

That WE?

Jo was too intelligent to vote for Trump. I can see her being a Bernie fan. He's actually for the white working class like herself and pretty liberal on feminism, gay right, etc......

r18

Well it never stopped me from getting dates

I remember Kim Fields and her bazooms on Battle of the Network stars circa 1984 trying to do relay. Poor thing.

I ran track for years and you've gotta be practically flat.

What other TV sitcom had such a large-breasted main cast? Tootie, Natalie, Jo, Blair... all had huge knockers. Miss Garrett too, if I recall correctly.

I brought the average down considerably.

Mrs Garrett's are just fat. It's like when Oprah lost weight and then was looking at pictures of her fat self and said "What happened? I had breasts?"

The episode where Tootie didn't clean her ears in on MeTV right now. Other than the terrible backdoor pilot episodes, this has to be the worst. Terrible.

Wait til I arrive, R27

I heard a lot of the actors involved with the show are either conservative or libertarian. Very disappointed to hear that about Felice Schachter.

I also thought the boyfriend who came back from college was about to come out the closet

I wonder if George Clooney tried to get his mouth Todd's Hershey bar.

Charlotte Rae skill as a Broadway actress really shines through watching the re-runs

I've seen better.