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Madonna's Bizarre Ritual To Get Hillary Clinton Elected President Election Night

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by Anonymousreply 19April 23, 2018 6:13 PM

She offered blow jobs for votes for Hillary and that didn't work either.

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by Anonymousreply 1January 12, 2017 11:19 AM

Madonna wouldn't know God if he came up and introduced himself to her.

by Anonymousreply 2January 12, 2017 11:21 AM

Madonna's prayers don't go up any farther than the ceiling.

by Anonymousreply 3January 12, 2017 11:31 AM

Hilarious that all of Clinton's celebrity friends and all of her money couldn't push her over the top.

by Anonymousreply 4January 12, 2017 3:15 PM

Poor hag.

by Anonymousreply 5January 12, 2017 9:09 PM

Best. Quote. Ever.

by Anonymousreply 6January 12, 2017 9:13 PM

This is why Trump won

by Anonymousreply 7January 12, 2017 10:11 PM

She must have been pissed when she saw that her home state was what really pushed Trump over the edge.

I would bet anything she said she was glad she left that shithole Flint, Michigan.

by Anonymousreply 8January 13, 2017 7:32 AM

Even Madonna can't stop the Russians and the FBI.

by Anonymousreply 9January 13, 2017 2:23 PM

Madonna and Trump = same trash

by Anonymousreply 10January 13, 2017 2:29 PM

Madonna would make a better President than Trump.

by Anonymousreply 11January 13, 2017 2:41 PM

She really is a disturbed and wacky cunt, how does she have fans?

by Anonymousreply 12January 13, 2017 2:47 PM

Her agent, who is her very best friend, was reading from the Quran! Why has no on on DL commented on this?

by Anonymousreply 13January 13, 2017 3:10 PM

God, what a fucking idiot. Candles, the Quran? Yet the crazy bitch still managed to make millions.

by Anonymousreply 14January 13, 2017 3:18 PM

[quote]We were doing everything: lighting candles, meditating, praying, offering our lives to God forever,

So it was Madonna who ticked God off so much that He sent a bolt of lightening and made Trump President.

by Anonymousreply 15January 13, 2017 6:16 PM

We were all getting blow-by-blow (job) reports, you moron. If you had your TV on, you knew! Your idiot agent is nothing special.

by Anonymousreply 16January 13, 2017 7:57 PM

If there's one thing Madonna wasn't doing on election's night it's sitting: her fix-a-flat new ass had been bolted only three days earlier.

by Anonymousreply 17January 13, 2017 8:13 PM

No wonder she lost.

by Anonymousreply 18April 23, 2018 5:33 PM

She seems crazy and pretentious.

by Anonymousreply 19April 23, 2018 6:13 PM
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