Valerie Bertinelli Balloons to 300 Pounds

Bwahahaha!

Valerie Bertinelli is NOT famous worldwide.

She's a stahhhr! In Kansas

Her cooking show is actually good.

Could we just agree not to discuss anything the National Enquirer comes out with?

Funny, OP.

The National Enquirer is basically a pro-Trump rag nowadays.

Let me guess, Bertinelli is a Democrat?

I have noticed that she has "puffed" up

Since I like her, I treat her yo-yo weights as an indicator of her mental health - like Luther Vandross. Fat&happy or slim&yearning.

Just saw a clip of the Talk where she was on December 6th. She's more like 175 pounds than 300. Hardly worthy of headlines for a basically retired actress. She must have been a Hillary supporter. In Today's America Trump is probably keeping a list and passing it on to National Enquirer/Radar Online. I think both owned by same .

Bertinelli is taking after the Italian side of her family. Eating big fat pasta dishes and becoming a big mama. Now I see where Wolfie Van Halen got the fat gene.

She donates a lot of $$ to Democrats. I'm not revealing how I know this.

OP doesn't have a lick of common sense.

I have a 5'10" cousin who is obese and he weighs just over 300 lbs

If 5'2" Bertinelli weighed 300 lbs she'd be wobbling like a weeble

She still look good.

She finally grew into her boobs.

I wish I could be that thin.

Jenny Craig really found some good Representatives didn't they?

Pics or it didn’t happen.

VB is good people. Leave her alone you malignant queens.

How is she good people?

Shut your pie hole, r16.

R12, unless she donates through black money pacs her political contributions are a matter of public record, as are yours and mine and everyone else's.

This thread is useless without pics.

175? I seriouusly doubt that. She's fucking huge.

I'll sue your asses. One word. I mean it.

Rebel, you're a fat cunt honey. Also we hear that you're just a cunt in general. Comment?

She’s spending too much time in the kitchen with David.

Is she eating all the food she makes on her HGTV show, Cooking With Valerie?

Big as a HOUSE ...

Looks like Kirstie Alley's fallen off the wagon again.

[quote]Her cooking show is actually good.

Really good show and she finally won two Emmys this year. Here with hubby.

You dirty cunts just wait until you get to be a certain age and you can’t lose weight. Some of you hide it under your caftans now and we know it.

I love her cooking show! Esp when she cookies for Wolfie

Wolfie looks like his parents are siblings.

R32 here.

Hiya!

Harper > Perrine > Bertinelli

poor cow, girl likes her taters n mayo....

Valerie Bertinelli poses with the Daytime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Culinary Program and Outstanding Culinary Host with Tom Vitale in the press room during the 46th annual Daytime Emmy Awards at Pasadena Civic Center on May 05, 2019 in Pasadena, California.

She's not fat. This is what she looked like two months ago:

She started two GoFundMes, one for buying her food, and the other for buying her a ticket to a fat farm

Valerie was the Yoko Ono of Van Halen

Yoko was the Valerie Bertinelli of the Beatles

America's Sweetheart

Valerie Bertinelli can get as big as she likes.

Helena Bertinelli on the other hand....

Here's a clearer pic from the Emmys -- she looks good.

She does not look "good" she looks spanxed to within an inch of her life. She can barely breathe.

She was not the Yoko of Van Halen. Valerie was a good time girl and got around. She was fucking, partying and having fun with whomever she wanted to, just like Eddie and the boys.

her girdle is so tight her eyeballs bout to pop out…….

hi val! glad u here !!!

She does look good and doesn't look even close to the 300 lbs mentioned in this old article.

Oh come on, she's fucking HUGE.

She WAS SO the Yoko Ono of Van Halen.

Even as a little girl Valerie was always on the "a few extra pounds" side. Which was OK because it looked good.

But when you have a natural body that is prone to that, you will spend the rest of your life having to avoid anything but what is absolutely essential to live, or you get fat very quickly

Why does she look Oriental now?

R11 Didn't she do one of those celebrity ancestry shows and find out she's actually English, not Italian?

I never understood why she was such a big deal in the 1970s. I always thought she looked like a gnome.

Well her father was a well known Italian mob boss before he was murdered.

r50

Plastic surgery. Any person other than Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who looks Asian is because of plastic surgery.

MacKenzie was the Yoko Ono of The Mamas and The Papas.

Never trust a thin chef.

Ok. I used to be quite fat, but still never made it to 300 pounds. Regardless, I like her cooking show. She at least likes food.

I liked food, the liquid kind

She is still perturbed that they cancelled Hot in Cleveland. She said it was the worst decision TV Land ever made.

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What's she supposed to say? It was a piece of shit but I milked it and I'm glad there were so many ignorant rubes that thought it was good

She's supposed to be grateful that she was employed for six years and not s*** on the network that did that for her.

She is still perturbed? Why that whippersnapper!

The show ran its course.

He wasn’t murdered R52. He was 82 years old

r82

Yeah old people never get murdered.

He had heart disease R64.

Now know kindly go fuck yourself.

Val's dad, Franco Bertinelli, was indeed killed in a mob hit when she was 8 years old.

Of course, there are rumors he wasn't her real father. Her mother, Maria, was carrying on a rumored affair with rival don Santo Cassamento.

So believe what you wish...

Remember when Val's sister was murdered by her husband and Val didn't even know about it until they sprayed the place with luminol and the whole room turned blue? She's never been the same since then and she sometimes turns to food for comfort. Bless you Val. Y'all look great in that Judy Garland Get Happy Tuxedo. Val was really pretty when I was a kid. She's like the thinking man's Linda Ronstadt. No Yoko.

Maybe she's happy being fat

She was eight and her father was 82 when he was murdered? How old was her mother?

65

LOL, the moron missed the entire point. Look dude, don't try being clever, you're too much of a dumbass to get away with it. The fact you missed this obvious makes you pathetic. Nice try but go back to your reality TV and let the big boys handle clever.

I liked it when Valerie spilled chocolate on her dress and was licking it off and then she says 'I wash myself with a rag on a stick'

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Waiting to see if he falls for the trap set.

Jeez I hadn't thought about that Michael Ontkean movie in years. I was totally sucked into it when it first aired though.

I haven't seen her show and she's not on tv or in the media here but my niece downloads that kids cooking show she co-hosts and she doesn't look THAT bad. Sure, she's fat but not anywhere near Chrissy Metz fat.

Dammit, Barbara, stop eating your feelings!

Huh???

In the most recent episodes of her Food Network series, she changed her hairstyle quite a bit (some major highlights) but it also looks like she had some work done between seasons. Her mouth kind of moves funny when she talks. She's still pretty, but it looks "off," somehow.

She is almost 60.

r78

Then how come she doesn't look like a "Golden Girl"?

.....

What is this "ballooning" of which you speak?

Has Valerie had Mary Louise Wilson, MacKenzie Phillips, Edith's son and the guy who played Cliff on her cooking show yet?

Reportedly she and Boyd Gaines did not get along.

That's because I won every Tony for acting, that a man could possibly win. All she ever won was a pie eating contest

You also had a big dick.

r82 Mackenzie was definitely on the show.

Mac was also on "Hot in Cleveland" with Val.

So Val is just a jerk to the men.

Actually, Bertinelli was the May Pang of Van Halen.

At 300 pounds she’s not even hot in Cleveland anymore.

r90

Ah yeah she is

Val isn’t into Cleveland steamers, Drew.

Is she into fake Jethros?

She may weigh 200 but certainly not 300.

Hot in Tulsa

I miss seeing her as an actress.

r96

you can miss seeing her toots

DL fave David Venable will be Valerie's guest on this weekend's episode of "Valerie's Home Cooking."

She's a mere slip of a thing!

Imagine if she had Sebastian Venable as her cooking guest!

Would you rather her look like anorexic like all the other Hollywood wives? With their Botox faces.So what , she still is pretty. When you get older it's harder to lose weight.

I know what a Pygmy is, but what's a Weeble?

This [quote] but what's a Weeble?

Looks like her sister, Helena, has been packing on the pounds, too.

She is not a fat

So no one watched Val and Miss Venable this morning?

Does she have to work anymore, anyway? She might as well retire and stuff her face to her heart's desire.

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She invested all her TV money in Hostess, the original one that went bankrupt.

Why did she hate Boyd so much?

Valerie is chunky and probably will be for the rest of her days. Try being a 60-year-old post-menopausal woman and see how thin you stay. She still is beautiful and seems happy.

R110 It's mostly all those carbs from the pasta ans sweets she cooks on her show. You can't be eating breads and pastas and sweets and stay slender after 50.

The girl had it rough being in love with her father

r112

That was Bonnie Franklin.

^ uh is that a recreation of a private behind-the-scenes Boyd Gaines/Glenn Scarpelli hookup?

Boyd isn't gay but if he was gay he could have done A LOT better than Glenn Scarpelli

I wonder how annoyed Gaines, Michael Lembeck, Pat Harrington, Ron Rifkin, and Richard Masur must have gotten with young Glenn Scarpelli constantly 'accidentally' walking in on them in their dressing rooms

She looks good. She's not 70s coke skinny anymore. Let her be.

Why they couldn't they revive One Day at a Time with Julie and Barbara? They could do it a la the Connors and have the show be about two fifty something women dealing with their situations post Ann Romano's passing. They could do a really good flashback episode with Bonnie's best acting moments.

They could have Harvey Hessman, Michael Lembeck, Shelly Fabares and Glenn Scarpelli back in guest appearances. Boyd might even be down for an episode.

Regurgitating Nat Enq shit? Fuck off, OP

Valerie was asked repeatedly to do the reboot and refused unlike Mack and Lem.

In the last season, Barbara and Mark came close to adopting a Hispanic child. It would have cool if that happened and the grown up son was part of the reboot.

r119

I'm far too busy winning Tonys

And I'm too busy winning Emmys.

[quote]Harvey Hessman

Oh, dear.

r124

Come back when you've won every Emmy a female can win for acting.

That photo in R44 isn't the real Valerie.

She used a body halver.

Valerie's cute face reminds me of a slightly ethnic Sally Field visage attached to a stealth dirigible.

She was on The Today Show this morning and I'm afraid she has put on at least 25lbs, not that there's anything wrong with that. Can't find any pic yet.

She's on the Kids Baking Championships right now and she's not heavy at all

Today was TODAY, Kids Baking Championships was shot months ago.