Shemar Moore: "Send your Girlfriend over to my House"
Michelle Rodriguez: "Michi likes sausage"
Larry Craig: "I have a wide stance"
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Shemar Moore: "Send your Girlfriend over to my House"
Michelle Rodriguez: "Michi likes sausage"
Larry Craig: "I have a wide stance"
Care to add any others to the list?
by Anonymous | reply 142 | August 19, 2018 6:39 PM |
Rick Schroder: "With this ring, I thee wed."
John Travolta: "With this ring, I thee wed."
Tom Cruise: "With this ring, I thee wed."
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 14, 2016 4:27 PM |
r1, I had forgotten about that. Hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 14, 2016 4:32 PM |
And since that's a double negative that means he's still gay.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 14, 2016 4:35 PM |
"I really, really like women."
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 14, 2016 4:38 PM |
"I love women. I love how they smell."
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 14, 2016 4:46 PM |
"I prefer to date in Europe."
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 14, 2016 4:48 PM |
"I lost my virginity to a burlesque queen named Miss B. Haven."
"Sonja Henie broke my heart."
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 14, 2016 4:50 PM |
Where is old Larry Craig?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 14, 2016 4:53 PM |
I prefer to date women - Troy Aikman
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 14, 2016 4:57 PM |
That thing Jake said, reminiscent of Zac's "bathing in pussy" assertion.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 14, 2016 5:01 PM |
The "Michi loves sausage" line, I've got no problem buying Rodriguez as bisexual of the "men are for casual sex, not romance" variety.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 14, 2016 5:05 PM |
As I tell all my gentlemen callers..."I'm not Gay ". L Graham
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 14, 2016 5:08 PM |
I want to have a wife and children someday.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 14, 2016 5:16 PM |
Matt Dallas's interview Howard Stern interview
"I don't know who Perez Hilton is but I'm definitely not gay, I slept with over 20 girls while I was still in highschool"
That giant queen who had probably just got fucked by Jonathan Bennett that morning was trying to act like he was some pussy hound.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 14, 2016 5:36 PM |
entire*
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 14, 2016 5:37 PM |
OP = senator Restroom
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 14, 2016 6:17 PM |
"He was just carrying my luggage!"
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 14, 2016 7:43 PM |
I'm not a lesbian! I'm a woman! And a mother!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 14, 2016 8:02 PM |
"Diane, the love of my life" - Kevin, I was walking my dog, Spacey
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 14, 2016 8:08 PM |
Liberace suing the 1950s tabloids for saying he was gay. And winning the case, plus damages.
Rock Hudson, by sham-marrying lezbo Phyllis Gates.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 14, 2016 9:07 PM |
[quote]"I don't know who Perez Hilton is but I'm definitely not gay, I slept with over 20 girls while I was still in highschool"
Yeah, he was so bored he fell asleep.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 14, 2016 9:16 PM |
"I like tits and ass."
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 14, 2016 9:51 PM |
It's still ridiculous sounding, R12. Even more so because it's in the third person. I immediately thought of Ms Houston and her "Whitney is not gay" statement back in the 80s.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 14, 2016 10:06 PM |
Tom Cruise is a cutie-pie.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 14, 2016 10:11 PM |
^^ cutie-patootie
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 14, 2016 10:16 PM |
Sure, Mr. Eisner, I'll make this movie where Bill Pullman plays my stalky boyfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 14, 2016 10:17 PM |
Mark Oaten, a former Liberal Democrat MP in the UK, said he was not gay but instead blamed his affair with a rent boy on male pattern baldness
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 14, 2016 10:30 PM |
"I prefer to date women - Troy Aikman"
Then dump the woman back at her house after the date and go home to my boyfriend
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 15, 2016 1:19 AM |
"I'm dating Taylor Swift."
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 15, 2016 1:26 AM |
^ HA!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 15, 2016 1:34 AM |
About 50% of male actors: "When I was in high school/college I couldn't play sports anymore because I injured myself, so I too up theater instead. Besides, it was a great way to meet girls!"
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 15, 2016 1:37 AM |
Mr. Wrong was......so wrong
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 15, 2016 2:12 AM |
"I am in fact straight" -Louis Tomlinson
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 15, 2016 2:30 AM |
r5, You win.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 15, 2016 2:31 AM |
r10, Pls show me a quote. Did America's quarterback really say that.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 15, 2016 2:32 AM |
Greg Ogallagher-"My big muscles are for attracting women" Yeah right.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 15, 2016 2:47 AM |
^ I don't know her
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 15, 2016 3:09 PM |
"I just haven't found the 'one' yet."
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 15, 2016 3:12 PM |
[quote]"I'm dating Taylor Swift."
Who was the beard of choice before Taylor Swift? Was it Cameron Diaz?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 15, 2016 3:40 PM |
[quote]Rick Schroder: "With this ring, I thee wed."
LOL Rick Schroder!? MEANWHILE, he's married with like 6 kids. That's a little excessive to stay in the closet, don't you think?
Hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 15, 2016 3:43 PM |
Yeah. WTF is it with DL and Rick S. He is straight. Get over it.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 15, 2016 3:54 PM |
[quote]LOL Rick Schroder!? MEANWHILE, he's married with like 6 kids. That's a little excessive to stay in the closet, don't you think?
[quote]Yeah. WTF is it with DL and Rick S. He is straight. Get over it.
He and his wife are divorcing. So the plot thickens. I wouldn't rule him out just yet.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 15, 2016 3:56 PM |
On the contrary, I knew a married Mormon closet case with 7 kids who openly boasted about taking male only trips to fuck his brother in Alaska.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 15, 2016 3:57 PM |
Openly in front of me that is, not in front of other Mormons.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 15, 2016 3:57 PM |
[quote]On the contrary, I knew a married Mormon closet case with 7 kids who openly boasted about taking male only trips to fuck his brother in Alaska.
Of course you did
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 15, 2016 4:01 PM |
I did R47. I can even tell you where he retired although I was not his "buddy" and had no plan to keep in touch.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 15, 2016 4:23 PM |
Michi likes to get drunk and then drive .. and then when's she's caught and punished for it, she acts like a martyr. FUCK HER.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 15, 2016 4:39 PM |
gay --> man, lesbian --> woman. I'm not sure why we would consider rodruigez a gay person. The only lesbians that called themselves gay, imho, were confused babydykes in the 90's.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 15, 2016 4:44 PM |
"I never have been gay" - Larry Craig
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 16, 2016 12:04 AM |
Did Kevin Spacey ever make an official "I'm not gay" statements
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 16, 2016 2:49 PM |
R50 What? A lesbian is gay. Not that I want to be included with you but anyway. Gay is synonymous with homosexual which lesbians are
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 16, 2016 2:58 PM |
I'm not gay
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 16, 2016 3:05 PM |
"I'm NOT a homosexual!"
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 16, 2016 3:15 PM |
I want to be a gynecologist!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 16, 2016 3:22 PM |
To be fair, r56, he might have thought it was a microphone. And wanted to be sure there was no annoying feedback.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 16, 2016 3:24 PM |
R28 is the Rent Boy's Jizz the only known cure for baldness?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 16, 2016 3:32 PM |
r57, did he actually say that? If so, that's pathetic.
I think Jake Gyllenhaal's "tits and ass" comments would qualify for this thread, also
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 16, 2016 3:36 PM |
Which no doubt explains why he's so enthusiastic about showbiz, r58.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 16, 2016 3:48 PM |
Actually r59, regardless of the efficacy of his jizz, the rent boy probably qualifies as a "comfort" rent boy under the ADA.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 16, 2016 3:50 PM |
'I had an isolated homosexual relationship, but now I want to have babies with my husband Larry.' Billie Jean King, after being outed in a lawsuit by her lady-panion while still married to her husband Larry.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 16, 2016 4:38 PM |
Well, at least Billie Jean is out now.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 16, 2016 4:40 PM |
[quote]Mark Oaten, a former Liberal Democrat MP in the UK, said he was not gay but instead blamed his affair with a rent boy on male pattern baldness
LOL. How did that supposedly work?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 16, 2016 4:43 PM |
Roberto Arango explained the appearance of his nude photos on Grindr (among them, some where he's presenting his hole) as "documenting his weight loss".
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 16, 2016 4:49 PM |
Gawker had oodles of fun with the Arango scandal. Best headline ever.
The uncensored photos were scrubbed long ago, but in one of them there was a huge black dildo on the floor that he had evidently been squatting on. His asshole looked like a vagina, with beef curtains even.
He finally came out a couple of years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 16, 2016 5:06 PM |
The Sense8 trailer reminded me of this gem.
Brian J Smith: "Me likey girls"
....Really queen?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 16, 2016 5:08 PM |
The uncensored pics of Arango are still out there...
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 16, 2016 5:16 PM |
"I was just being a Good Samaritan."
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 16, 2016 6:00 PM |
[quote]LOL Rick Schroder!? MEANWHILE, he's married with like 6 kids. That's a little excessive to stay in the closet, don't you think? Hilarious.
They're divorced, and I've never seen him fake sexual chemistry with women on screen convincingly.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 16, 2016 6:03 PM |
Link, R69? I've searched to no avail.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 16, 2016 6:24 PM |
The Eddie Murphy one was really sad/funny. Does he still pick up t-girls?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 16, 2016 7:28 PM |
Countless celebrities: "I don't believe in labels."
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 16, 2016 7:46 PM |
R75, that's not really pretending to be straight, usually it's a step towards coming out as gay
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 16, 2016 10:23 PM |
'Renate, I promise to love, protect and get a manly hard-on when I see you with no clothes on'
by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 16, 2016 10:43 PM |
Who was that Florida Republican who got caught sucking dick in a restroom and then blamed the scary black men?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 16, 2016 11:04 PM |
A judge in Washington, DC said he was doing research on homosexuals when he was busted at a gay cruising area in Northern Virginia...I think it was the notorious Belle Haven Marina.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 16, 2016 11:18 PM |
Eddie Murphy is not gay. I don't consider tranny chasers, family.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 16, 2016 11:35 PM |
When I hear someone call someone else a flamer, I literally see Ed Murphy in my mind's eye...
by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 16, 2016 11:37 PM |
"No, no. We don't have gay people in [italic]our[/italic] country."
by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 16, 2016 11:43 PM |
Eddie Murphy has been linked to men (Arsenio Hall, Johnny Gill) as well as T-gurls.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 16, 2016 11:47 PM |
I love men, but they wouldn't date me. (Paraphrasing the late Janet Reno)
by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 17, 2016 12:45 AM |
It's different in Europe...
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 17, 2016 12:46 AM |
Disney Channel star Joey Bragg back in 2012....
"I am not gay (not that there is anything wrong with that) but Adam Levine is really good looking. Like...wow."
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 17, 2016 1:10 AM |
Joey Bragg...thinking about Adam Levine naked.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 17, 2016 1:45 AM |
"I'm dating Debbie Gibson." ......Chris Bruno
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 17, 2016 1:58 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 17, 2016 2:58 AM |
My celebrity crush is The Little Mermaid.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 17, 2016 6:48 AM |
That story was funny as hell, R90. Her former aide was fired after walking in on another aide about to go to town on Lt. Gov. Carroll's pork chop sandwich.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 17, 2016 6:49 AM |
I can't propose to my girlfriend because the jewelry store is closed. There's videotape of it.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 17, 2016 6:50 AM |
I had forgotten about the twat at r90
by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 18, 2016 12:23 AM |
"Oprah...I'm in LOVE!" --- fortysomething, twice-married Tom Cruise, acting as if it's the first time he's ever been "in love".
by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 18, 2016 1:15 AM |
LOL @R32-- spot on!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 18, 2016 1:21 AM |
I've been hooking up with a guy - not a celebrity - and after we have sex, and he loves to get fucked, he will spend the night and in the morning just before he leaves he always says "you know I'm not gay right?" I'm like are you kidding me? I just fucked you and came in your mouth!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | December 18, 2016 1:53 AM |
To R97...I love when Str8 men say it...they make me laugh! you fuck hr married man silly, he swallows ur nutt 5 times during the night, u leave a load in his ass because he tells you he wants to have ur baby. In the morning, he says"you know I'm not gay" Its the funniest fucking thing ever.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 18, 2016 2:04 AM |
R98 is trying too hard
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 18, 2016 2:06 AM |
You know I'm not gay. I'm doing penance for my sins. I was very bad this month.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | December 18, 2016 2:23 AM |
to R99, see i tried to be nice but u gotta be a "fucking asshole Douche-bag Fag" you are the type of FAGGOT in Philly we would beat up and piss on!
by Anonymous | reply 101 | December 18, 2016 2:24 AM |
Lovely
by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 18, 2016 2:28 AM |
"No, actually we're just good friends."
by Anonymous | reply 104 | December 18, 2016 3:20 AM |
"I was simply giving him a thank you kiss for the goal he scored. Stop reading into it."
by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 18, 2016 4:15 AM |
"It's just the rough nature of the sport."
by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 18, 2016 4:27 AM |
I triped and landed on this dick.
Come on dude. You know I'm not like that. Come on I have a girl friend
by Anonymous | reply 107 | December 18, 2016 4:49 AM |
FABIO .... an anthropomorphized slab of beef with excellent hair, recently spoke to noted sex website Today about what he looks for in a woman.
Ready ?
I don't like complicated women. I like a simple woman and someone with a beautiful soul. Somebody who makes me laugh, somebody with a great sense of humor. Hmmmm. It’s eerily similar to how he describes his corporate relationship with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!®. Fabio waxed poetic about the brand, saying:
They're nice, they're easygoing. They're really fun to work with. They're always trying to bring a twist of fantasy into a world where you turn on the news and everything is bad news, bad news. It's tongue in cheek. They don't take themselves too seriously, I don't take myself too seriously, so it's a perfect combination.
Oh, Fabio, can’t you see? Your perfect woman was has been right in front of you all along. (She’s a tub of butter substitute.)
That's not true. My ideal woman died tragically in an undocumented, impossible to prove automobile accident in the fall of 1992. Since then I've ever been able to get past the loss, the pain that I've carried everyday since whatserface died in that plane crash back in '94. Hey, if an impossible to prove dead gal worked for KEANU and RAYMOND BURR, then that's a good enough ruse for me !
by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 18, 2016 5:10 AM |
Poor Flabio
by Anonymous | reply 109 | December 18, 2016 5:12 AM |
But it was a STRAIGHT foam party, and I never even took off my cha-cha heels.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | December 18, 2016 5:29 AM |
r103, that picture never stops being funny!
by Anonymous | reply 111 | December 18, 2016 4:15 PM |
We were teens enjoying the foolishness of youth
by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 19, 2016 4:31 PM |
r99 r101 Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
by Anonymous | reply 113 | December 19, 2016 4:43 PM |
r98 Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth? Sorry r99 you sweet thing.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | December 19, 2016 4:43 PM |
[quote]I don't consider tranny chasers, family.
I don't consider them or any man who willingly fucks any other man heterosexual. Jenn-durr does not exist and what does not exist cannot be changed.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | December 19, 2016 4:50 PM |
Rick Schroeder?? What's he doing in this thread?
by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 19, 2016 4:56 PM |
The "I got a sports injury in school so I took up theater" excuse was used by Tom Cruise, among many others.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 19, 2016 5:05 PM |
I didn't know getting your hole streched in HS is considered a sport injury
by Anonymous | reply 118 | December 19, 2016 6:36 PM |
I'm pretty sure James Van Der Beek used the "sports injury" line
by Anonymous | reply 119 | December 19, 2016 8:21 PM |
Not sure I'd count tranny chasers as gay either. I think they're more akin to the straight men who fuck femmy guys in prison.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | December 19, 2016 8:26 PM |
I'd count them as gay if they also fuck men who aren't trans. Eddie does.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | December 19, 2016 8:32 PM |
Every lie of denial ever spewed out of scumbag Charlie Christ's flaming lips. IMO, he's the worst cunt that ever cunted.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | December 19, 2016 8:57 PM |
"Spencer and I were in love"
by Anonymous | reply 124 | December 19, 2016 10:49 PM |
I never would have guessed Meredith Baxter was a lesbian. She married a man and had kids with him.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | December 19, 2016 10:53 PM |
The documentary Outrage has a hilarious interview with one of Charlie Crist's former "girlfriends"
by Anonymous | reply 126 | December 20, 2016 12:16 AM |
Yeah, absolutely r121 but all I've head about Eddie Murphy is that he picks up trannies and sucks on their big feet!
by Anonymous | reply 127 | December 20, 2016 6:59 PM |
He looks like he's going to the Folsom Street Fair with that mustache.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | December 20, 2016 7:36 PM |
Eddie is in a longterm affair with Johnny Gill
by Anonymous | reply 129 | December 21, 2016 1:25 AM |
Closet case and Mexican actor Andy Zuno is too poor to have a GF 😂😂😂
[Quote]So she asked if he had a girlfriend to which he answered that he doesn’t have the money to have a GF
by Anonymous | reply 130 | August 19, 2018 3:06 PM |
r130, that hysterical. Are the Latin fangurls buying it?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | August 19, 2018 3:39 PM |
R131 Sadly, yes. What's funny is that Andy is liking pics of gay porn stars on Instagram. It doesn't take much to figure out he's closeted.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | August 19, 2018 3:54 PM |
Well, a quality beard does cost. He's probably just being honest.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | August 19, 2018 4:07 PM |
I love the concept of an ADA-qualified “comfort rentboy”. Are they tax deductible?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | August 19, 2018 4:15 PM |
Clay Aiken's denial in [italic]Rolling Stone,[/italic] back before he got outed trolling for dick online, was not only sad but nonsensical. As Ray Barone once said, it's like his mouth fell down the stairs.
[quote]“One thing I’ve found of people in the public eye,” Aiken says, “either you’re a womanizer or you’ve got to be gay. Since I’m neither one of those, people are completely concerned about me. They’re like, ‘What are you, then?’ I’m sure it has to do with being raised by women. I wouldn’t want somebody gawking at my mom and grabbing her butt and catcalling at her, trying to hook up with her at a bar. I’m not saying I’m not going to look. Hello! But you know what I mean?”
by Anonymous | reply 135 | August 19, 2018 4:19 PM |
For me, it's also silly when they're VERY positive about gay people, but still won't publicly admit to being one themselves.
[Quote]Who you choose to marry is really up to you and it's not something you should be judged on. I don't find being gay or lesbian to be a character flaw.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | August 19, 2018 4:54 PM |
Wentworth Miller back when he was on Prison Break
[quote]“I’m not gay, but that rumor can’t be killed,” he told the Australian Associated Press “I know these rumors are out there … I’m cool with the fact that they exist, I mean this is about fantasy. Certain people are going to have certain fantasies, if someone wants to imagine me with a woman, or a man or one of each that’s cool with me as long as you keep watching the show.”
by Anonymous | reply 137 | August 19, 2018 5:00 PM |
Another twist on R136: "If we were gay, we would tell you."
by Anonymous | reply 139 | August 19, 2018 5:20 PM |
RDJ's "My bisexuality was manufactured and I am totally STRAIGHT!!!!!" interview.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | August 19, 2018 5:30 PM |
R137, yes I remember "pre-gay" Wentworth Miller. That was truly cringe-inducing. I like the guy, but (as with so many of these guys), they should just refuse to answer, instead of going on the record with (to put it frankly) lies.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | August 19, 2018 6:36 PM |
R138 Shawn still pings my gaydar.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | August 19, 2018 6:39 PM |
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