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Lucy Was A Bitch

of this, there can be no argument and certainly no disagreement, oh by sure there are a few who will say else-wise but they are clearly homosexuals.

by Anonymousreply 55March 8, 2021 3:11 PM

I am a homosexual and I think Lucy was a bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 1December 14, 2016 7:12 AM

Liu?

Ball?

In the sky with diamonds?

by Anonymousreply 2December 14, 2016 7:24 AM

So what?

by Anonymousreply 3December 14, 2016 7:38 AM

Lucy was juicy but terribly drab

by Anonymousreply 4December 14, 2016 7:42 AM

I told Charlie Brown that the next time Lucy moves the football, kick her in the pussy instead.

by Anonymousreply 5December 14, 2016 7:55 AM

Evidently Lucy's fan base is homosexuals.

by Anonymousreply 6December 14, 2016 8:19 AM

Shut up Gary.

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by Anonymousreply 7December 14, 2016 10:22 AM

Here's where she got the idea from.

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by Anonymousreply 8January 8, 2017 3:41 PM

Saying it as "Lucy Ball" doesn't work

by Anonymousreply 9January 8, 2017 3:51 PM

And not much to look at either

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by Anonymousreply 10January 8, 2017 4:03 PM

Was she worse than my bitch sister?

by Anonymousreply 11January 8, 2017 4:05 PM

I love Lucy ❤️even though she is a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 12January 8, 2017 4:17 PM

Did Lucy have sufficient?

by Anonymousreply 13January 8, 2017 4:27 PM

Has anyone ever claimed responsibility for the following? If you can move past the bad grammar and repitition, some of this is hysterically funny. I'm a Lucy fan, but every time I read these I laugh out loud and nearly pee myself. Well, almost.

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by Anonymousreply 14January 8, 2017 5:25 PM

Could her makeup be any heavier in R7?

When The Lucy Show when off the air, several trowel companies must have gone out of business.

by Anonymousreply 15January 8, 2017 8:08 PM

We cried the day Lucy went to heaven.

by Anonymousreply 16January 8, 2017 8:27 PM

Lucy B. had been banned from a number of commercial carriers for being an unruly drunk!

by Anonymousreply 17January 9, 2017 12:28 AM

You're just jealous OP because you're only using 10% of your brain.

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by Anonymousreply 18January 9, 2017 12:38 AM

Bitch

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by Anonymousreply 19February 3, 2017 8:31 AM

I thought Gary Morton talked her out of that.

by Anonymousreply 20May 30, 2017 12:43 PM

Lucy Ricardo was so annoying. Ricky should have slapped the shit out her whinny, schemeing self. How anyone finds that show remotely funny or entertaining is beyond me. Even Ethel could be a nasty cunt.

by Anonymousreply 21May 30, 2017 12:48 PM

Lucy had a smelly cunt.

by Anonymousreply 22May 30, 2017 1:26 PM

When our Latino ex-husband would get angry and curse at us in Portuguese we felt like Lucy Ricardo!

by Anonymousreply 23May 30, 2017 1:29 PM

r20

Wrong Lucy

by Anonymousreply 24May 30, 2017 2:50 PM

[quote]Even Ethel could be a nasty cunt.

The only time Ethel was nasty was in Albuquerque

by Anonymousreply 25May 30, 2017 2:51 PM

Ethel was an old bitch in Albaquerke.

by Anonymousreply 26May 30, 2017 3:35 PM

R1, the polite term is "fuss budget".

by Anonymousreply 27May 30, 2017 5:57 PM

I hear she was a BIG OL' NASTY ASS BITCH

by Anonymousreply 28August 29, 2017 6:26 AM

Desi's thousands of affairs likely turned her into even more of a jaded bitch. Yes, I have rarely heard many kind words about her from anyone. I had a group of old timer TV star Hollywood neighbors and their circle of friends who I befriended before they all started to pass away. They knew most of the Golden Age Hollywood players and not a one cared for Lucille one bit. She wielded her fame and money like an ax or so it sounds. A few were not fans of Joan Crawford either but in comparison - said she was an angel. Lucy was a mean drunk from what I heard - and that was 99% of the time..

by Anonymousreply 29August 29, 2017 7:13 AM
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by Anonymousreply 30August 29, 2017 7:19 AM

Lucy is into fisting apparently

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by Anonymousreply 31August 29, 2017 9:28 AM

After working with Lucille Ball, Joan Crawford said:

"....and they say I'm a bitch!"

by Anonymousreply 32August 29, 2017 10:02 AM

"And they thought I was a bitch!! "- Joan Crawford

by Anonymousreply 33August 29, 2017 10:05 AM

A friend's father was an exec at CBS in the 70s and he said that Lucy said to more than one higher-up, 'I'm a bitch in the boardroom, a bore in the bedroom and a bear on the toilet, so watch your ass!'

by Anonymousreply 34August 29, 2017 11:02 AM

Lucy made smelly doo doos.

by Anonymousreply 35August 29, 2017 12:56 PM

I read Lucille Ball was a thoroughgoing cunt, but I didn't know she was crude and tasteless, R34. I thought she had at least a modicum of class.

by Anonymousreply 36August 29, 2017 8:46 PM

R14: Petula Clark is listed there but gladly participated in doing a DVD intro for her sitcom guest appearance when the time came.

by Anonymousreply 37August 29, 2017 8:50 PM

Tell us more Lucille Ball horror stories! Keep them coming. Did she really slap a stewardess? If so, what happened?

by Anonymousreply 38September 1, 2017 9:37 PM

She paid the Mansons to burn my house down.

by Anonymousreply 39September 1, 2017 10:13 PM

Lucy Lawless was lawless but not a bitch

by Anonymousreply 40August 10, 2019 10:36 AM

I heared she got promoted to cunt

by Anonymousreply 41July 28, 2020 11:59 PM

Preach it, OP!

by Anonymousreply 42July 29, 2020 12:07 AM

R35 You have no idea. We used to call her "Deucy Lucy" on set.

by Anonymousreply 43July 29, 2020 12:09 AM

R41 You bumped a thread for THAT?

by Anonymousreply 44July 29, 2020 12:11 AM

*yawn* cheaper to have the cheese be a baby than to have the baby be a cheese.

by Anonymousreply 45July 29, 2020 12:14 AM

Lucy was cartoon or the TV? Or else Zenya?

by Anonymousreply 46February 22, 2021 12:06 PM

r44

Damn funny reason to

by Anonymousreply 47March 6, 2021 1:35 AM

Someone find Catherine O'Hara as aged Lucy on The Count Floyd show. She nailed her.

by Anonymousreply 48March 6, 2021 1:45 AM

R48: You're awfully lazy.

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by Anonymousreply 49March 6, 2021 2:28 AM

Gary's first words after learning she died were "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille"

by Anonymousreply 50March 6, 2021 2:34 AM

I think the hardness grew over the years with Desi’s infidelities and then entering the male domain of running a studio. And most people being told how great they are all the time by fans and sycophants, tend to become obnoxious.

by Anonymousreply 51March 6, 2021 3:03 AM

I wish I could find the clip of the interview where she comes out in favor of gay rights. Give her credit for that.

by Anonymousreply 52March 6, 2021 3:08 AM

Who among us has not wanted to throw a cup of coffee at a flight attendant cunt...

at one time or another

by Anonymousreply 53March 6, 2021 3:20 AM

From what I've read and watched about Lucille, Desi and their eventual Desilu studio management, I also sense that Lucille was just not much of a happy person ever. I learned that Desi also suffered from the 1950s from diverticulosis, a painful and stressful GI disease leading often to health attacks, hospitalization, surgeries and occasionally the wearing of an exterior colostomy digestion bag. No doubt Desi's running of the show and the studio added to the stress that probably exacerbated these health problems. But between all that, and these 2 married folks having to spend all day at work and at home overnight living and working together as themselves, the Ricardos, and studio executives, something tells me that all that constant being around one another and not being able to blow off their respective steam in healthy ways must've continually become relationship hell and makes me wonder what ultimately came first -- Desi's dysfunctional actions, or Lucille's mercurial and demanding personality and constant control-freak criticism?

by Anonymousreply 54March 6, 2021 4:28 AM

She scares me. I always think she's going to throw a hot coffee in my face.

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by Anonymousreply 55March 8, 2021 3:11 PM
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