of this, there can be no argument and certainly no disagreement, oh by sure there are a few who will say else-wise but they are clearly homosexuals.
Lucy Was A Bitch
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 8, 2021 3:11 PM |
I am a homosexual and I think Lucy was a bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 14, 2016 7:12 AM |
Liu?
Ball?
In the sky with diamonds?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 14, 2016 7:24 AM |
So what?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 14, 2016 7:38 AM |
Lucy was juicy but terribly drab
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 14, 2016 7:42 AM |
I told Charlie Brown that the next time Lucy moves the football, kick her in the pussy instead.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 14, 2016 7:55 AM |
Evidently Lucy's fan base is homosexuals.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 14, 2016 8:19 AM |
Saying it as "Lucy Ball" doesn't work
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 8, 2017 3:51 PM |
Was she worse than my bitch sister?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 8, 2017 4:05 PM |
I love Lucy ❤️even though she is a bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 8, 2017 4:17 PM |
Did Lucy have sufficient?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 8, 2017 4:27 PM |
Has anyone ever claimed responsibility for the following? If you can move past the bad grammar and repitition, some of this is hysterically funny. I'm a Lucy fan, but every time I read these I laugh out loud and nearly pee myself. Well, almost.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 8, 2017 5:25 PM |
Could her makeup be any heavier in R7?
When The Lucy Show when off the air, several trowel companies must have gone out of business.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 8, 2017 8:08 PM |
We cried the day Lucy went to heaven.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 8, 2017 8:27 PM |
Lucy B. had been banned from a number of commercial carriers for being an unruly drunk!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 9, 2017 12:28 AM |
You're just jealous OP because you're only using 10% of your brain.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 9, 2017 12:38 AM |
I thought Gary Morton talked her out of that.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 30, 2017 12:43 PM |
Lucy Ricardo was so annoying. Ricky should have slapped the shit out her whinny, schemeing self. How anyone finds that show remotely funny or entertaining is beyond me. Even Ethel could be a nasty cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 30, 2017 12:48 PM |
Lucy had a smelly cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 30, 2017 1:26 PM |
When our Latino ex-husband would get angry and curse at us in Portuguese we felt like Lucy Ricardo!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 30, 2017 1:29 PM |
r20
Wrong Lucy
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 30, 2017 2:50 PM |
[quote]Even Ethel could be a nasty cunt.
The only time Ethel was nasty was in Albuquerque
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 30, 2017 2:51 PM |
Ethel was an old bitch in Albaquerke.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 30, 2017 3:35 PM |
R1, the polite term is "fuss budget".
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 30, 2017 5:57 PM |
I hear she was a BIG OL' NASTY ASS BITCH
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 29, 2017 6:26 AM |
Desi's thousands of affairs likely turned her into even more of a jaded bitch. Yes, I have rarely heard many kind words about her from anyone. I had a group of old timer TV star Hollywood neighbors and their circle of friends who I befriended before they all started to pass away. They knew most of the Golden Age Hollywood players and not a one cared for Lucille one bit. She wielded her fame and money like an ax or so it sounds. A few were not fans of Joan Crawford either but in comparison - said she was an angel. Lucy was a mean drunk from what I heard - and that was 99% of the time..
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 29, 2017 7:13 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 29, 2017 7:19 AM |
After working with Lucille Ball, Joan Crawford said:
"....and they say I'm a bitch!"
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 29, 2017 10:02 AM |
"And they thought I was a bitch!! "- Joan Crawford
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 29, 2017 10:05 AM |
A friend's father was an exec at CBS in the 70s and he said that Lucy said to more than one higher-up, 'I'm a bitch in the boardroom, a bore in the bedroom and a bear on the toilet, so watch your ass!'
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 29, 2017 11:02 AM |
Lucy made smelly doo doos.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 29, 2017 12:56 PM |
I read Lucille Ball was a thoroughgoing cunt, but I didn't know she was crude and tasteless, R34. I thought she had at least a modicum of class.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 29, 2017 8:46 PM |
R14: Petula Clark is listed there but gladly participated in doing a DVD intro for her sitcom guest appearance when the time came.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 29, 2017 8:50 PM |
Tell us more Lucille Ball horror stories! Keep them coming. Did she really slap a stewardess? If so, what happened?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 1, 2017 9:37 PM |
She paid the Mansons to burn my house down.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 1, 2017 10:13 PM |
Lucy Lawless was lawless but not a bitch
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 10, 2019 10:36 AM |
I heared she got promoted to cunt
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 28, 2020 11:59 PM |
Preach it, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 29, 2020 12:07 AM |
R35 You have no idea. We used to call her "Deucy Lucy" on set.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 29, 2020 12:09 AM |
R41 You bumped a thread for THAT?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 29, 2020 12:11 AM |
*yawn* cheaper to have the cheese be a baby than to have the baby be a cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 29, 2020 12:14 AM |
Lucy was cartoon or the TV? Or else Zenya?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 22, 2021 12:06 PM |
r44
Damn funny reason to
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 6, 2021 1:35 AM |
Someone find Catherine O'Hara as aged Lucy on The Count Floyd show. She nailed her.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 6, 2021 1:45 AM |
Gary's first words after learning she died were "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille"
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 6, 2021 2:34 AM |
I think the hardness grew over the years with Desi’s infidelities and then entering the male domain of running a studio. And most people being told how great they are all the time by fans and sycophants, tend to become obnoxious.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 6, 2021 3:03 AM |
I wish I could find the clip of the interview where she comes out in favor of gay rights. Give her credit for that.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 6, 2021 3:08 AM |
Who among us has not wanted to throw a cup of coffee at a flight attendant cunt...
at one time or another
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 6, 2021 3:20 AM |
From what I've read and watched about Lucille, Desi and their eventual Desilu studio management, I also sense that Lucille was just not much of a happy person ever. I learned that Desi also suffered from the 1950s from diverticulosis, a painful and stressful GI disease leading often to health attacks, hospitalization, surgeries and occasionally the wearing of an exterior colostomy digestion bag. No doubt Desi's running of the show and the studio added to the stress that probably exacerbated these health problems. But between all that, and these 2 married folks having to spend all day at work and at home overnight living and working together as themselves, the Ricardos, and studio executives, something tells me that all that constant being around one another and not being able to blow off their respective steam in healthy ways must've continually become relationship hell and makes me wonder what ultimately came first -- Desi's dysfunctional actions, or Lucille's mercurial and demanding personality and constant control-freak criticism?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 6, 2021 4:28 AM |
She scares me. I always think she's going to throw a hot coffee in my face.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 8, 2021 3:11 PM |