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Lucy Was A Bitch

of this, there can be no argument and certainly no disagreement, oh by sure there are a few who will say else-wise but they are clearly homosexuals.

by Anonymousreply 54Last Friday at 7:28 PM

I am a homosexual and I think Lucy was a bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 112/13/2016



In the sky with diamonds?

by Anonymousreply 212/13/2016

So what?

by Anonymousreply 312/13/2016

Lucy was juicy but terribly drab

by Anonymousreply 412/13/2016

I told Charlie Brown that the next time Lucy moves the football, kick her in the pussy instead.

by Anonymousreply 512/13/2016

Evidently Lucy's fan base is homosexuals.

by Anonymousreply 612/13/2016

Shut up Gary.

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by Anonymousreply 712/14/2016

Here's where she got the idea from.

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by Anonymousreply 801/08/2017

Saying it as "Lucy Ball" doesn't work

by Anonymousreply 901/08/2017

And not much to look at either

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by Anonymousreply 1001/08/2017

Was she worse than my bitch sister?

by Anonymousreply 1101/08/2017

I love Lucy ❤️even though she is a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 1201/08/2017

Did Lucy have sufficient?

by Anonymousreply 1301/08/2017

Has anyone ever claimed responsibility for the following? If you can move past the bad grammar and repitition, some of this is hysterically funny. I'm a Lucy fan, but every time I read these I laugh out loud and nearly pee myself. Well, almost.

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by Anonymousreply 1401/08/2017

Could her makeup be any heavier in R7?

When The Lucy Show when off the air, several trowel companies must have gone out of business.

by Anonymousreply 1501/08/2017

We cried the day Lucy went to heaven.

by Anonymousreply 1601/08/2017

Lucy B. had been banned from a number of commercial carriers for being an unruly drunk!

by Anonymousreply 1701/08/2017

You're just jealous OP because you're only using 10% of your brain.

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by Anonymousreply 1902/02/2017

I thought Gary Morton talked her out of that.

by Anonymousreply 2005/30/2017

Lucy Ricardo was so annoying. Ricky should have slapped the shit out her whinny, schemeing self. How anyone finds that show remotely funny or entertaining is beyond me. Even Ethel could be a nasty cunt.

by Anonymousreply 2105/30/2017

Lucy had a smelly cunt.

by Anonymousreply 2205/30/2017

When our Latino ex-husband would get angry and curse at us in Portuguese we felt like Lucy Ricardo!

by Anonymousreply 2305/30/2017


Wrong Lucy

by Anonymousreply 2405/30/2017

[quote]Even Ethel could be a nasty cunt.

The only time Ethel was nasty was in Albuquerque

by Anonymousreply 2505/30/2017

Ethel was an old bitch in Albaquerke.

by Anonymousreply 2605/30/2017

R1, the polite term is "fuss budget".

by Anonymousreply 2705/30/2017

I hear she was a BIG OL' NASTY ASS BITCH

by Anonymousreply 2808/28/2017

Desi's thousands of affairs likely turned her into even more of a jaded bitch. Yes, I have rarely heard many kind words about her from anyone. I had a group of old timer TV star Hollywood neighbors and their circle of friends who I befriended before they all started to pass away. They knew most of the Golden Age Hollywood players and not a one cared for Lucille one bit. She wielded her fame and money like an ax or so it sounds. A few were not fans of Joan Crawford either but in comparison - said she was an angel. Lucy was a mean drunk from what I heard - and that was 99% of the time..

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by Anonymousreply 3008/28/2017

Lucy is into fisting apparently

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by Anonymousreply 3108/29/2017

After working with Lucille Ball, Joan Crawford said:

"....and they say I'm a bitch!"

by Anonymousreply 3208/29/2017

"And they thought I was a bitch!! "- Joan Crawford

by Anonymousreply 3308/29/2017

A friend's father was an exec at CBS in the 70s and he said that Lucy said to more than one higher-up, 'I'm a bitch in the boardroom, a bore in the bedroom and a bear on the toilet, so watch your ass!'

by Anonymousreply 3408/29/2017

Lucy made smelly doo doos.

by Anonymousreply 3508/29/2017

I read Lucille Ball was a thoroughgoing cunt, but I didn't know she was crude and tasteless, R34. I thought she had at least a modicum of class.

by Anonymousreply 3608/29/2017

R14: Petula Clark is listed there but gladly participated in doing a DVD intro for her sitcom guest appearance when the time came.

by Anonymousreply 3708/29/2017

Tell us more Lucille Ball horror stories! Keep them coming. Did she really slap a stewardess? If so, what happened?

by Anonymousreply 3809/01/2017

She paid the Mansons to burn my house down.

by Anonymousreply 3909/01/2017

Lucy Lawless was lawless but not a bitch

by Anonymousreply 4008/10/2019

I heared she got promoted to cunt

by Anonymousreply 4107/28/2020

Preach it, OP!

by Anonymousreply 4207/28/2020

R35 You have no idea. We used to call her "Deucy Lucy" on set.

by Anonymousreply 4307/28/2020

R41 You bumped a thread for THAT?

by Anonymousreply 4407/28/2020

*yawn* cheaper to have the cheese be a baby than to have the baby be a cheese.

by Anonymousreply 4507/28/2020

Lucy was cartoon or the TV? Or else Zenya?

by Anonymousreply 4602/22/2021


Damn funny reason to

by Anonymousreply 47Last Friday at 4:35 PM

Someone find Catherine O'Hara as aged Lucy on The Count Floyd show. She nailed her.

by Anonymousreply 48Last Friday at 4:45 PM

R48: You're awfully lazy.

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by Anonymousreply 49Last Friday at 5:28 PM

Gary's first words after learning she died were "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille"

by Anonymousreply 50Last Friday at 5:34 PM

I think the hardness grew over the years with Desi’s infidelities and then entering the male domain of running a studio. And most people being told how great they are all the time by fans and sycophants, tend to become obnoxious.

by Anonymousreply 51Last Friday at 6:03 PM

I wish I could find the clip of the interview where she comes out in favor of gay rights. Give her credit for that.

by Anonymousreply 52Last Friday at 6:08 PM

Who among us has not wanted to throw a cup of coffee at a flight attendant cunt...

at one time or another

by Anonymousreply 53Last Friday at 6:20 PM

From what I've read and watched about Lucille, Desi and their eventual Desilu studio management, I also sense that Lucille was just not much of a happy person ever. I learned that Desi also suffered from the 1950s from diverticulosis, a painful and stressful GI disease leading often to health attacks, hospitalization, surgeries and occasionally the wearing of an exterior colostomy digestion bag. No doubt Desi's running of the show and the studio added to the stress that probably exacerbated these health problems. But between all that, and these 2 married folks having to spend all day at work and at home overnight living and working together as themselves, the Ricardos, and studio executives, something tells me that all that constant being around one another and not being able to blow off their respective steam in healthy ways must've continually become relationship hell and makes me wonder what ultimately came first -- Desi's dysfunctional actions, or Lucille's mercurial and demanding personality and constant control-freak criticism?

by Anonymousreply 54Last Friday at 7:28 PM
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