Nick Jonas is Swole 💪🏽

Rope

Roid queen.

Bae!

I saw that pic on InstinctMagazine. He looks very sexy. He was born to be big.

Buff

Adjacent. Looks like a young Jose Ferrer.

Who dat

Damn, Daddy!

Meh - I've never understood what any body sees in him. He's below average looks - but a nice body.

Hit the gym Justin!

Yeah, but how are the tits doing?

Wake me up when his gay character on "Kingdom" actually starts hooking up with men. God knows Jonas's ass has been trying to tease his gay fans about that for years while delivering nothing.

Til then, I can't be bothered.

"Swole" with an emoji. Bah! I'm shaking my cane at you, OP.

Trashier and trashier. He used to be so cute.

I would pay money to lick his armpits.

He's very rude, we hooked up last year and I was going down on him...anticipating his load down my throat when he abruptly pulled out and came on my face.

He doesn't have "below average" looks. He's just not the barely legal Ken doll that usually gets posted here. He has a sexy look. Like a man. If I wanted 'pretty', I'd date women.

Yep he's a hot man. Real man

I prefer the brother. No, not that one. The other one.

His brother is gayer, but Nick really is more my type physically

Wow awesome!

I wonder how his "Slow rollout" is going? Any updates?

Total stud

Oh yes please.

🔥🔥🔥👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Dreamboat and studly!

R14....you say that it's a bad thing?

Alpha

tiny hands.

With a body like that, of course his hands would look tiny

Whenever you post pics of muscle men you always get the subset of guys need to criticise.

R28 : Upsilon.

I get that everyone doesn't like buff dudes, but why do people get so upset that most do?

Because muscles enhance sexual attractiveness and put you above the rest in these terms. Whether or not you are attracted to men all human beings instinctively understand muscles are sexual beauty. Muscles also project an idea of power and leadership. The appearance of a muscular body is so powerful that when we don't have it it makes us feel less valued and this makes us feel jealous.

So which of the brothers is gay? I know the oldest is in domestic bliss with a woman.

Joe is gay but Nick just loves to bait

I'm not making a judgement either way, but as whenever someone gets muscled people start yelling about steroids and HGH, thought this would be helpful

Kevin Jonas, the married one, is the gay one.

Everyone just wants to go for Joe or Nick because they find them more attractive.

You can tell people who don't work out regularly. They are the first to accuse fit dudes of using steroids

OK dudebro

I mean, you can clearly see the difference between Marky Mark's nips and Nick's. Some people genetically have gynecomastia, but have Nick's nips always looked like this?

Obviously Nick is proffiting from his muscular body and I think most men who achieve a muscular look proffit from it some way or another. We are sexual creatures in the end. But for him it has an extra purpose: working out hard keeps his diabetes under control.

By the way, why do you people say Joe I gay?

R38, so in your mind, the one that's married with kids is the gay one because he's 'unattractive' while the two that play pathetic bearding games with the media (Kate Hudson & Tsylor Swift) are not? God, the fraus have really ruined DL.

Diabetes does a body good!

No one said that Kevin Jonas is the gay one because he is unattractive r43, work on your reading comprehension.

But is he cut or uncut and most importantly, is his hole clean?

I don't think he's using steroids, but he's getting into the territory most gym bunnies seem to go, which is overly-large torso and biceps, leaving them out-of-proportion with their lower body. It's as if, having once achieved fitness, they can't seem to stop trying to get bigger guns.

R47, he's hot. Are you?

[quote] Because muscles enhance sexual attractiveness and put you above the rest in these terms. Whether or not you are attracted to men all human beings instinctively understand muscles are sexual beauty.

I don't think so at all! How many times must I explain this to you???

R49, what are you attempting? Who the heck are you quoting? Your jokes are not translatable

As far as I'm concerned, ALL the JoBros are homos.

Kevin, the "married" one, is a HUGE queen. Almost everyone says he's "the gay one".

Joe is not shy about his desires for both genders.

Nick has had more than a few Blind Items about his gayness.

R51, it's your ignorance that associates homosexuality with being a "queen."

Not all homosexuals are queens, but nearly every queen is homosexual.

R53 But not all queens who are homosexual admit they are homosexual.

The tired idea that inorder to be homosexual you are to be a queen >.< R51

You are homosexual because you like the same sex; your gender expression is not determine by your sexual orientation.

People like you just keep reinforcing the idea that liking men is a inherently a feminine characteristc and that only keeps ostracising male homosexuality.

Exactly r55. And effeminate gay men tend to be the ones verbally reinforcing that stereotype more than anyone else on the planet. They love to Insinuate someone is gay just because they are not aligned with gender stereotypes

Again

[quote]Not all homosexuals are queens, but nearly every queen is homosexual.

This is very simple. No one is saying every gay man is effeminate, that obviously isn't true. I personally wouldn't even say the majority are.

BUT if you are effeminate, then yeah you are likely gay.

It's not a complicated concept. I know your brain can grasp that.

He's chosen roids over a career. Irrelevant by 30. Deceased by 40.

But for right now, he's pretty hot

[quote] He's chosen roids over a career. Irrelevant by 30. Deceased by 40. But for right now, he's pretty hot

He and Sprayberry are on the same path.

I mean, it's OK to be effeminate, there's nothing wrong with it, but it is wrong to reinforce the idea that attraction to men must be justified with femininity. This vision only ends up reinforcing heterosexist views. R56

Yep, no wonder masculine guys don't think the gay label can apply to then. You have gay men going around trying to reinforce the notion of effeminancy being a gay thing

His arms look really fat now. I don't distinguish between fat and muscle. It's all bulk.

[quote][R49], what are you attempting? Who the heck are you quoting? Your jokes are not translatable

If you do the time warp again you may understand where Janet's coming from.

You are dim if you don't distinguish between fat and muscle

Muscle men with relatively normal percentage of bodyfat are stronger and much hornier than bodybuilders with low bodyfat though.

Ummm okay. I like the low bodyfat

Azeem

With a hot bro

They are not fat, r62.

And why do we like seeing men flexing their muscles?

Cause it's hot bro

But why is it hot, bro?

Muscles connote power and Alpha masculinity. Flexing muscles is a heightened display of testosterone appeal

Okay, I see.

So basically flexing has a sexual aspect to it?

Yes, it does.

[quote]So basically flexing has a sexual aspect to it?

Are you unaware of the existence of muscle worship? There is a whole little subculture based around that.

Goals

I know but still, for example, some bodybuilders deny there is anything sexual in what they do implying it is people who sexualize the act of flexing and all that stuff... R77

Or are they lying just to appear holier?

Could somebody find this pic in bigger size?

I hope he does squats, too. Want dat ass to be firm!

Ass

That baseball pic's about six years old. His ass now is hopefully even better. Didn't see it well displayed on Kingdom.

Nick Jonas' Gifted Butt Made An Emmy-Worthy Appearance On "Running Wild"

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[quote]Didn't see it well displayed on Kingdom.

"Kingdom" has been a disappointment on all fronts. Everything we thought would happen with Nick Jonas playing a gay character in a gritty, adult premium cable drama and it didn't deliver at all.

Bruh

I'd like to get some 'genuine depth' up his butt.

R86 Did his character finally come out in Kingdom? It's a macho show, so I doubt it would ever show Nick off in ways that would satisfy a gay audience.

Don't watch but seems like it

He's a hot monkey.

But is he a cut monkey or an uncut monkey?

R90 Bottom shaming! lol Definitely a macho show.

I dont watch TV series but are you telling me his show where he played the role of a gay man disappointed people expecting somehtign more genuine?

Only queer-baiting as they call it?

R94 It's not queer-baiting per se. The character is genuinely gay. It's just not addressed very directly or as explicitly (through sex scenes) as some might like. But the show is also not targeted at a gay audience anyway.

[quote]But the show is also not targeted at a gay audience anyway.

So that makes it okay that there are tons of straight sex scenes but zero gay ones?

Even beyond the sex scenes, it is bizarre to me that while the show goes out of its way to get Jonathan Tucker and Matt Lauria naked and show off their bodies, Nick hasn't been treated the same way at all.

As an example, look at this out "Kingdom " put Jonathan Tucker in.

Absolutely gorgeous. If doing the homosex, I bet he's a bottom.

Totally hot

Behind the scenes: Nick Jonas' December 2016 cover shoot

verificatia?

Aww...GayCalgary interviewed Nick. More gaybaiting, no doubt.

We get it Nick, you're straight

All the suggestive titles and Nick sexualising its own image on the cover and then a photo of a woman on the top right as if trying to desguise the fact that it is all directed at a gay readership :P

That photo is very homoerotic. That should be on the cover of a gay magazine.

Not Homoerotic. He is not posing with a dude.

Bodybuilding/fitness mags are in a way gay-oriented though.

Yeah, but they are usually very discreet or Down low about it.

Short arms. Not sexy.

Of course, mags usually disguise the homoerotic appeal by portrating a female-male couple on the cover and things like that, but the main focus of it all is on the male physique with lots of pictures scantily dressed muscular men with sugegstive attitudes in front of the cam and all that stuff.

Yeah, but unless they are posing with dudes, or overtly saying they are trying to attract men, it's not homoerotic

In all instances they are homoerotic because these mags are all targeting men and by exhibitng the male body the way they do they are inviting the male gaze sexually.

Nicholas is pulling his shirt up very suggestively, that looks pretty homoerotic.

Ugh, you know what I think of that look....

I wonder if he has diabetes breath.

R113 Douchey straight guys do that now... to attract the douchey girls.

Blind Item says Jenniifer Lopez will be his next beard.

R117 She's old enough to be his mother...

I got her first, R117!

R113, pulling one's shirt up is not homoerotic. Erotic, maybe, but not homoerotic.

R117, I think J-Lo is already courting Drake.

Yeah

"swole" entry on urban dictionary is 2004. And here I thought it was coined sometime around douche word central "swag"

It is homoerotic. It is a men's mag, a mag that is bought by men almost entirely. He's showing his body in a sexually appealing way to get the male gaze. When photographers take pics of these men they are not thinking about how to attract women, but men.

"Swole" ?

Are you 12?

R125, are you 77?

R126, are you immature?

He is sexy. I bet he is passionate as hell in the bed.

The pics in these fitness?bodybuilding mags are very homoerotic and not taken for a female in mind

So what? He still looks like a monkey.

a sexy monkey

R130, you sound prissy

Is it really a surprise? R129

There's a long history of homoeroticism in bodybuilding magazines. When a muscle man like Nick appears like that all suggestive he's in a way encouraging men to pursue a body like that as it can increase sexual attractiveness thus you project that desire through his image. This for all men, gay, bi hetero. The suggestiveness exploits sexual objectification inviting the lustful gaze from gay and bi men in an attempt to persuade them to buy the magazines.

When there was no internet bodybuilding magazines where the regular gay porn mags for gay teens.

I'd fuck him. Now, if only he'd let me.

Note to Nick: Present hole or GTFO.

He reminds me so much of a young Mark Wahlberg. Except Nick is not an asshole.

When Nick gets older he's going to look just like Abe Vigoda.

Hawt

I just want to see Nick barebacked by Zeb Atlas. I'm sure that scene has occurred already, though, even if it hasn't been filmed.

Two hetero men fucking each other? R139

Very funny, R140!

[quote]I wonder if he has diabetes breath.

Dude. I dated a guy with diabetes...it's not pleasant. He gargled a lot because he was very self conscious about it, but it couldn't always be avoided.

r20 I'm sure Nick is thrilled some elder gay on an anonymous message board finds him "his type."

LOL

r136

That makes no sense, are you saying YOU are the asshole?

Why, aren't they? R141

I know Nick is hetero and Zeb... Zeb... isn't it just a job for him fucking men?

We now need a thread to discuss things Zeb.

Zeb is bi-sexual...hel-lo??

I know right. What kind of dimwit Thinks Zeb is straight?

R147 But one needs to be a dimwit to know who Mr. Atlas is, right?

Nick smokes a lot of cigars, so maybe that cancels out the diabetes breath?

Swag

Nick smokes lots of cigars ... because he wants a big penis in his mouth. How obvious is that?

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Oh, I didn't know he smoked. That's a bit of a turn-off.

Zeb Atlas is one of those special little snowflakes who doesn't like labels

More!

And more!

Unh. I wonder how his "slow rollout" is going?

Navy St

I told you so!

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Yo, I'm on the phone!

Hey, I never said I was perfect.

Smoking, not sexy >.<

Think of it as oral fixation.

I can't because smoking is unhealthy and it contradicts his dedication to his body and health. R164

Also, if I were to fantasise with him he would be the top in my dreams.

Uh ok bro

Bae!

He's probably not smoking tobacco in those blunts.

I mean those aren't swishers, they are expensive cubans.

Nick is a cigar lover, he has talked about this in interviews.

Even though some people get upset about the fact that many people in the entertainment industry smoke.

I thought he was more attractive in his Jonas/Camp Rock days

He doesn't appear to be packing much in those photos at R167

Smoking weed?

Why not having it as an infusion instead?

R171, who cares; he's hot.

Agreed, R171. Also, the person who joked about his sucking on cigars being an oral fixation might be onto something. Well, we can at least hope it is anyway.

^^Agreed, R173, rather.

Lol, the reality is the vast majority of guys don't have a big dick people. That's what makes big dicks special, they are rare.

There is no reason to expect some random celebrity to be "packing"

[quote]Nick Jonas is Responsible for Something Swollen Growing in my Shorts

Fixed.

Bump

As long as I have a face, that man will always have a place to sit.

Hot pits.

Yummmmm, R181!

Nick punching a bag.

I don't understand the face and butt jokes. They sound kind of weird too.

Frau alert at R184.

Please, stop with that stupid failed attempt of a joke R185

Frau says what?

The stupid keeps spewing his stupidity out.

Hot but short

As stupid is, as stupid does!

Told you I was swole!

"Pleasure is this way"

Dayum, R191! Thanks for posting that!

R191 is the hottest I've seen him!

Fuck, my tongue and those pits R191

Rub that man's feet.

Hot r196

More pits

Anderson Cooper says he'd choose Nick Jonas as his 'hall pass' and is sad that Jonas only gives him "bro hugs" whenever they've met.

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R199 Old man Anderson is not worth Nick's time.

He's so much hotter than Joe who apparently has very little to show in the crotch department.

If one could be the guitar... ^_^

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(all sorts of swollen) BUMP!

I don't understand all the bump comments.

R207 that's just people trying to bring this thread back up closer to the top of the page so people will notice it and hopefully start posting on it again.

R199 "Anderson Cooper says he'd choose Nick Jonas as his 'hall pass' and is sad that Jonas only gives him "bro hugs" whenever they've met. "

What did he expect, blow jobs?

Nick would never give that old man a blow job.

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Oh, I see. Finally the mystery is solved. Thanks R208

He is so hot

Very hot and theonly brother who has no problem to talk about his penis on TV.

Penises move the world.

Indeed, R213.

yummmmmm

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r19 hahaha, you killed me with that!

Those arms are gross, is he trying to make up for being short? Freak .like arms are not a plus, imo.

Those pits tho...

[quote] Very hot and theonly brother who has no problem to talk about his penis on TV.

What did he say about his penis? Is it cut or uncut?

As long as it is inside me very deeply, I don't care what flavor it is.

So will pics or videos of Nick's junk be the next to surface?

mmmmmm

He is SOOOO fucking tasty. I for one could care less about his dick - as long as he has one. It is his ass, hole, nips, pits, pecs, abs, legs, arms.....that I want to molest.

He's a banquet for those with a mole fetish.

He is sizzling

Totally dreamy! ❤️❤️❤️

Boss

[quote] Is it cut or uncut?

He was born in Dallas Texas in 1992. The rates of circumcision at Dallas hospitals at that time was still very high. It's almost a definite yes that Nick was circumcised.

TIny roid testes and a wizened cocktail weiner between them.

And he was such a cute kid.

even more mmmmmmmmmmmm

I highly doubt that anyone with a brain expects Nick to be horse hung LOL. He clearly is more of a muscle bottom fantasy.

R233 A muscle bottom with a big hard dick but begging to be fucked is even a better fantasy.

...and the white wifebeater with crew-cut has me all sorts of hot and bothered.

He is my type of bro

He's gorgeous, but his mouth is just too damn small. He needs an oral episiotomy. Or some regular action going balls deep on a massive bull cock.

Not leaking dick pics I think is more profitable because that way he gets people to fantasise about his penis or how good he may be in bed and all that stuff. It keeps sexual fantasises about him alive. He suggests, he draws attention to his crotch, he come suo with boner tales, but he doesn't remove his underwear. That makes people even hornier.

In gay erotica there are a lot of studios that rely on eroticism, suggestiveness instead of explicit nudity because not seeing everything is also highly eroticising as it allows you to fantasise with what you can't see explicitly.

I volunteer to help stretch it for him.

Little Nick is very in need of stretching..

I love his biceps and would love it if someone measured them for us.

This is swole bro

OK, so Nick is swole-adjacent?

January 19: Nick Jonas filming a fight scene on the set of Kingdom in LA. (Johnny Nunez via instagram)

What a dude!

Nick even has sexy feet.

For a hobbit R247

I don't anything sexy about feet.

It's pretty out that way.

I don't think that sexy booty Nick has an inch of his body that isn't pretty. His asshole is probably not unlike a teeny tiny little cake doughnut with light pink icing...

Uh ok dude

R251, you are positively craven and depraved. Please, please, [italic]please[/please] [grabs lube and dildo] do go on. lol

Did I forget to turn off italics?

Hmmmm

Do gay boys go to his concerts?

I guess they don't really. I don't think his music speaks to gay males and I don't think they relate to fan girls either, but his body does sell to our instincts.

R256, you have a very old, stereotypical view of gay males. Get out more, man.

r38

The ugly one is always gay.

Oh really? Please tell me more about it R257

Not "swole" in this pic, but fucking hot nonetheless.

He needs just a little more work on his chest. You know, those muscular chests that when you see them you need to feel them up.

Mmmmm

More!

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His nipples are pointy, what's up with that? He's gonna be racing with Jane Russell soon.

Ass pictures please

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When was it that the three brothers began to pande rto their gay fans? I remember that mag the three of them posed suggestively and talked about not being afraid of their gay fans...

R268, it's 2017 dude. Big friggin deal....

Oddly shaped nipples are a sign of homosexuality. Have you seen David Burtka's?

Ok, we're going to believe your "scientific" claim R270

Nick Jonas and DNCE to perform during 'Stayin' Alive: A Grammy Salute to the Music of the Bee Gees'

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Babe

He could escort dressed like this.

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Nick moves closer, eyes flickering from Joe’s eyes to his lips, and they're so close now that he can practically feel it when Joe takes a shaky breath in. “Nicky?” he asks, biting his bottom lip lightly and searching Nick’s eyes.

And then Nick’s just [italic]on him.[/italic] It’s just like something in him snaps, and he’s everywhere at once, lips crushing into Joe’s, shoving his brother’s light body back onto the bed and crawling over him to straddle his hips. He bites down hard on Joe’s collar bone, just latches on and digs in his teeth, and when Joe moans underneath him, it sounds dirty and wanton and [italic]fuck.[/italic]

“Off. Take it off,” Nick mutters, yanking at the thin material of Joe’s T-Shirt impatiently, so hard that it almost rips under his fingers.

Joe practically tears the shirt from his body, and Nick sinks his teeth deep into a spot on Joe’s neck. And God, this is wild and animalistic and Nick feels like he’s on fire, like all the pent up energy that he usually keeps so tightly in check is just bursting out of him.

[italic]“Niiick,”[/italic] Joe keens, high in his throat, blunt fingers scrabbling at the back of Nick’s dress shirt. “Ugh, fuck, Nick. What are you doing?”

But it doesn’t sound like a protest. Joe’s voice is breathy and husky and he looks completely wrecked when Nick pulls back to stare down at him.

“Joe – Joseph, you're [italic]mine[/italic]. You hear me? [italic]Mine,”[/italic] Nick pants, and God he doesn’t even know what he’s saying right now. It’s just like this crazy possessiveness that came over him, but he knows he doesn’t want to stop. Doesn’t ever want to have to stop.

“Ngh, yes. [italic]God[/italic] yes,” Joe moans, and before Nick can even think about processing that, Joe’s pulling him down by the dogtags to press their foreheads together. “Nick, I want you to fuck me. Oh, please, Nick. God, say you will, okay?"

Ummmmmmm....that's cute but they are both BOTTOMS. What girthy, BBC hero will step in to save the day and quench the Jonas boy's lust for penis in their fuckholes??

Boy's = Boys'.

R277 is a sicko

I don't like fan fictions. They remind me of girls who fetishise male homosexuality.

Get a blog, r277.

Unclutch your pearls, Frauen. I didn't write it, it actually is a snippet from a Joick fan fiction story. I found it on the old Happy Birthday Nick Jonas thread.

It may well have bern written by a teen girl but I doubt it. Too kinky. In any case, it's hot, whoever wrote it. And it was pretty prescient: Joe recently revealed that he thinks some bondage and discipline adds spice to the bedroom.

R283, isn't Nick the one who likes to be spanked?? Maybe both do - even better.

Vile

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Dapper

He must be even hotter in person although I don't think he flaunts it in real life. He seems to be rather shy and humble; he only flaunts his sex appeal for commercial purposes.

Gym bound

Uh gym bound

Ugh, he looks like Vin Diesel in that shot, R290. Why don't these gym bunnies know when to lay off?

Uh he looks hot in that shot. Aesthetics and muscle make people drool

What a hunk

He looks sick and gross.

He looks hot as fire

Sneaker collection

Sexy yo

Sizzling

Nick looks like a gay porn actor in this.

Nordstrom

I want to fuck him up the ass....seriously.

Say it like you mean it, Louise.

Such a hot bro

R301 "I want to fuck him up the ass....seriously. "

I'd more than settle for some hot kissing action with Nick.

Great dude

Nick by the pool in Careful What You Wish For

Pre Grammys lounging around

I don't think those are his feet, r247. Where did you find that pic? Nick has shorter, stubbier Fred Flintstone toes. I'd still kiss them though.

Nick needs a bit more of work on his back.

How many tats has he got?

I'll let you know once I've seen him naked.

So hot

Nick must have given her girldfriend a lot of Valentine's sex by now. We can only imagine how much of a stud he is in bed.

From the treasure trail thread....

Bragging about his virility.

He always looks so awkward when he tries to do stuff like that.

R317 But his fans are so easy... Authentic or not, they just eat this shit up.

Too true, R318. I wonder if he's choosing to do this stuff, thinking he's cooler than he actually is, or is being told to do it by his team. It does seem that the douche factor has been increased suddenly and fairly recently, so I suspect the latter.

Read for Street Fighter.

What is it with people here saying dudes many people Find hot are douches? Seems like haters who are jealous

[QUOTE]Seems like haters who are jealous

Ah, the refrain of fangirls the world over.

I said he seems to be becoming more of a douche because I think he's becoming more of a douche. That simple. The stream of working out pics, the body pics, launching a fashion line., and he's even just posted a photo of himself giving the middle finger. All classic signs of douchebaggery. The question is is he a genuine douche, or is he adopting the douche persona as a marketing exercise.

Physically I'll take him over an Adam Levine anyday. However he sings like he has a migraine and is squeezing out a turd.

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He needs to learn how to say no to stuff like that

I don't care, I just want to fuck him up the ass.

He has a Michelle Obama type face

It is pop singers who usally don't have a long career and a fanbase strong and loyal enough that resort to fanservice as a means to get attention and create some kind of bonding with their fans via sexually suggestive iconography or acts.

It is very likely that at least in part managers suggest to him being more sexual and use his body to create desire among his fans and keep an erotic flame burning that will keep fans interested.

Most male pop singers do this. A more extreme case in KPOP although they (KPOP artists) took fanservice from Japanese Visual Kei scene where men even kiss and simulate sex acts.

R322 It's a persona that part of the promotion of his brand. He's is still trying to break away from his goody-goody boy band brothers image. I really don't get a douche vibe from him.

Whir r328?

Some workout.

[quote]He always looks so awkward when he tries to do stuff like that.

He really does. It was blatantly obvious when he tried to recreate that Marky Mark photo shoot. Even though he is objectively hot, he still comes across as a boy playing dress up trying to be some sexy badass.

Pushups with a guy on his back

R333 So Nick was bottoming, amirite?

Jesus, why does he never say no to shitty stuff like this? It makes him look so Z-list, desperate for attention. Which obviously isn't far from true, but you don't want to look like it.

I wonder if he has diabetes breath.

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He looks very hot and clean-cut

Push ups as he waits for the concert to start.

Hot!

r340

Do you like his jug ears or his ape face better?

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He is hot. I'd lick his hairy ripe pits straight from the gym. Tongue is hairy butthole and suck each toe of his sexy hairy feet!!!!!!!

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So hot

Weht the "slow rollout"?

Am I the only one who think he was much more attractive before this "dude" phase?

He was always very attractive, but his masculine traits are more mature today and that makes him even more attractive.

Boss

The boots don't go with this outfit

Who cares? He looks hot to death

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Nick has beautiful curly hair but he keeps getting buzz cuts. Why?

R351 - And crossing his legs like that doesn't go with that body

R354 - he - or perhaps his agent, etc - seem to want a butch masc look, and obviously think the curly hair doesn't work for that. It's a shame, I think the buzz cut just makes him look like any generic muscled guy.

Love Nick's booty

Nick usually cuts his hair around the time he starts filming his tv show 8n which his character has a buzzed cut.

So incredibly hot

R355

My type

It's nice to image how Nick possibly thrusts. I'll take that thought to go to bed and perhaps dream something sexy^^

Hot thread

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He and Michelle Obama have the same face

Beautiful

Nick passing a football on the beach.

Love the ass.

Nick in shorts

Nick at bat

I've seen him in person twice. Once at the airport and once at a restaurant. Both times was shocked by how little and plain he looked. Nondescript. I thought he really looks good styled and groomed but is nothing much when you see him on the street. Bradley Cooper is the same. Can look stunning on film but is kinda blah in person. Some people just come alive on camera.

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He is really cute and excels at the "chill, laid back" persona that so many young gays desire. That is what makes him hot.

Yeah, women love chill and laid back bros too

I imagine he has an average cut cock, but with a really nice mushroom head.

I don't care about his penis. He's hot

He looks great in black

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Too much clothing in these pictures.

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He can get swole in my mouth any day of the week.

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[quote]I've seen him in person twice. Once at the airport and once at a restaurant. Both times was shocked by how little and plain he looked. Nondescript. I thought he really looks good styled and groomed but is nothing much when you see him on the street. Bradley Cooper is the same. Can look stunning on film but is kinda blah in person. Some people just come alive on camera.

For some reason, this is one of the better in-person descriptions I've read on DL. Who else gave you seen?

have you seen^^

Want to feel that bicep?

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Hot dudebro

Boss Baby

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When will he come out of the AIDS closet?

The "AIDS closet"? Dafuq is your problem

PRay for 390

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Are the cigars just cigars or a substitute for something else?

Good lord do I want to sodomize this hot fuckin piece of ass....

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What a douchebro R396

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Total stud

The cigar is just stupid.

There's an AIDS accuser troll on the loose today.

Mmmmm

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Cute

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Mmmmmm

What a man!

Boss

Joe Jonas seems to be more sexually driven and more experienced in sexualising himself than Nick.

That's an interesting observation, R410. While I admittedly do not follow Joe nor do I really care for his looks all that much (he is very handsome but has no heat IMHO), he always comes off as a cold fish, limp handshake, asexual sort of persona. Nick to me is very masculine, very sexy, very playful and quite naughty. He even talks about wanting to be spanked (and farted on - weird) for goodness' sake. He is overtly sexy and playfully teases ALL members of his fan-base. If you are a gay top, he pretends to be a coyly curious, very naughty, DL one-time bottom... If you are a bottom, he pulls the Alpha male swag and taunts you with his muscles and his junk..... If you are a teen girl, he flirts bubble gum style and hints at first kisses and third base... For the older gals, he convinces you that he craves cougars with experience who can keep him in line.

Nick may be perceived as more masculine because he has bigger muscles which give him a more powerful look, but he still seem less experienced in terms of conveying a sexualised image of himself and he is still a bit shy. Joe Jonas, on the other hand, looks more experieced in that matter and like he pursued a more sexual image of himself a few years before Nick did it. There are vids of Joe flaunting his muscles in concerts and you can see it's the testosterone talking.

Definitely true. I've said similar things and as have other people.

Nick Jonas is objectively smokin hot, but whenever he is doing all this sex symbol stuff he practically comes across as someone who has never even had sex. Just doesn't seem to be truly comfortable in his skin.

Joe Jonas is actually comfortably sexually and can easily project that sex symbol thing.

Oh come on, Nick has been working the bedroom eyes since he hit puberty.

Yeah, I agree that Nick is likely more of a tease than a "professional" in bed - but damn if he isn't good at what he does LOL. Frankly, I think that all three brothers are hotter than fuck and would kill to sniff any of their holes. Joe is probably the most handsome of the bunch, but Nick is the one that you want to bed if you ever died, went to heaven and were given the option. He just has that IT factor. The muscles are great and all, but he has been the sexiest one for years and well before he ever bulked up.

This is why.

NIck is more of the mainstream fantasy jock bro. He has widespread attraction. Joe is for People with a more specialized to hipster taste.

Nick seems more likely to let his gay buddies climb on top of him and maybe let them snuggle and kiss him. Very gay friendly. Joe seems more gay.

I believe Nick has a few (Christian based?) hung ups about using sex to market himself which Joe does not have. I think Nick isn't comfortable with doing PR in general and more happy to do projects (in front of the camera and behind). Joe is more expressive.

Nick is already considered "the hot one." All he has to do is just stand there, and people go wild over him. He knows that in our society, men are not to overtly specialize themselves, at least not consistently. Men who do are viewed as vain, annoying, perverted, or corny. Men are supposed to be more substantive.

I meant "overtly sexualize themselves"

Today sexualisation of men is OK in society. Men always wanted to be objects of sexual admiration, but due to Judeo-Christian influence those desires were looked down on because men were supposed not to be objects in any way.

You exaggerate how accept it is today

How accepted

It is very accepted in western societies today. That's why so many musicians and actors show so much skin today. People want to see and be entinced by the male figure. Let alone the popularity of fitness and bodybuilding. Look at all the male self-objectification on IG.

Today men can be both the head of community and sex objects.

Guapo

Guapo is very correct and sort of polite way to tell a guy he's handsome in Spanish. If you want to sound slightly hornier you can say "rico" :P

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Cute

Awww

R430 Cute, Where is that from?

R431, the season three premiere of Kingdom.

Kingdom. Is zzzzz

R432 Thanks. Serves me right for not watching after season two.

I remember I watched the first episode of that series, but I got bored. Since I'm not from the US US urban culture doesn't appeal to me and waiting for expressions of same-sex love/attraction took too much.

Where Are you from dude ?

She's from Yawnville, County Boredom, Republic Of Snores.

US urban culture is boring. Japanese urban culture is awesome to show a contrast.

[quote]Awww

Too little, too late. I’m not even watching the final season. The characters are completely unlikeable--which wouldn’t be a problem if they weren't so fucking uninteresting. I like Jonathan Tucker and Nick Jonas and Matt Lauria is too hot but 3 seasons is enough of all that.

Zzzz

R440 Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey

That show is dull

And we never saw him flaunt his muscles and bulge again.

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So any new gay stuff on Kingdom?

R445 Nope.

When he speaks, he sounds like Michael Jackson's lost twin.

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He is so hot in black

Yep.

He is my type

Fine as fuck

Nick is strong.

Strong in the gym, strong in bed.

STud bro

Hot!!

Can I wash clothes on those abs?

Ummmmmm....yeah, I would lick all of his parts even if he hadn't showered in days. And, NO I am not into scat at all (deal breaker despite how ridonkulous he is). He is just hot as fuck.

Here it is as if he were saying "I have been waiting for you. Where were you, babe?"

These guys flex so hard that they look animal.

Is anyone watching "Kingdom" I assume if something hot happened the internet would have told me.

What a disappointment that show ended up being, everyone was all excited about Nick playing gay in a premium cable drama but it amounted to almost nothing.

Is anyone watching "Kingdom" I assume if something hot happened the internet would have told me.

What a disappointment that show ended up being, everyone was all excited about Nick playing gay in a premium cable drama but it amounted to almost nothing.

I would lick his anus for 3 hours and 27 minutes

R462 - I would lick that pretty pucker even longer, but his lousy cable show is really not worth 3 minutes much less 3 hours.

Slowest. Rollout. Ever.

Zaddy

Yeah the slow-roll out poster always amused me r464. Personally I never bought what they were selling, but they were persistent and fun presence.

Yeah, r466, it was a nice fantasy and I think the poster actually believed his source but I always took it with a grain of salt. If Nick *is* gay and ever does come out I imagine it will be when his career is waning or dead, like Ricky Martin or Lance Bass.

Uh, he's not gay, so why even entertain stupid delusions

^ His straight bro.

Yeah, his storyline is almost nonexistent. I was done with the show in the middle of S2. I watch a Youtube page that just focuses on Nate.

It's nice to see a man who works out who doesn't build his pecs up to an outlandish size. He has quite lovely hard chest with nice flat(ish) muscle plates. I can't fathom why a man would want a chest like so many BB's have. So bloated the nipples point down. Disgusting.

Nick Jonas Bares Buff Biceps & Farmer's Tan After a Workout.

If some man isn't deep-dicking Nick, there is no fairness in this world of ours..

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R475 That looks like the hard way to play piano.

Boss

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Pity there's no gym for his face.

His face is fine

Nah

Sweet as diabetes!

He's hot but I can't do midgets. I think he and pocket gay Dylan Sprayberry would make a hot couple.

Can't wait to see Nick and Tom Holland on screen together

He's fantastic

Made of plastic

Microchips...here and there....

R480 You're crazy, I love Nick's face.

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Joe is better looking

Chord Overstreet admiring Nick's form last week... lucky bastard.

Awe Nick definitely knows and caters to a large part of his audience or fan base. His Marky Mark style underwear shoot was a major treat to watch. Absolutely an ally to the gay community but I just hope he has got enough sense to steer clear of horrible types like Paris Hilton

Nick leaving the gym looking studly.

Boss

Nick is short and upset he was called out on it

That was rude

Rude or not, Nick just shows how defensive he is over his height by calling attention to it.

R499 Luckily, he doesn't seem as defensive about the gay rumors...

He's obviously more comfortable with his sexual orientation than he is with his height

So gay is okay but pocket gay is off limits. Got it.

Well, most people apart from a gay subset think he is straight. No one thinks he is tall

Who cares, he is gorgeous and YES short. My favorite type. Lick, lick, lick. That ass is perfect.

He is hot

Well how tall is Nick Jonas?

5'6"

No way! I thought he was taller. I am 5'7" and people call me shorty. Oh Nick : (

His official height is listed as 5'7"

He'll be fine. He can use Tammy's old booster equipment now that he's too old for it.

Stop that nastiness

Nick Jonas Shows Off His Muscles After Hitting the Gym.

Yep, he's short. He's still mighty fine and quite fuckable.

He's at best average face-wise. His skin is all scarred by acne.

R514, maybe your annoying negativity repels people from you

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Hottt

He may be short but he has the sex drive of a stallion.

HOT bro

This dad had no idea he was sitting next to Nick Jonas, is now an internet sensation

R520 Lucky dad gets to sit next to hottie Nick Jonas. My last flight I sat next to an old man who farted, complained, kept getting up to go to the bathroom and smelled like an old man.

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Nice traps bro

Since he's only 5'6"/5'7", does this mean he's a bottom??

I've read more than one Blind Item of him hitting on/leaving with guys.

Top/Bottom has nothing to do with height R524

R524 types stupid

Whoever wrote that article at r520 is such a creep.

Nick Jonas Gets Hot For New Song 'Find You.' No, Seriously, He's In The Desert.

Huge biceps suddenly.

Looking hot to Death bro

Goals

If only Nick were gay and thinking "that bottom has a nice ass! I need to fuck it good tonight" :P

At least one can dream...

Nick says he's no one's daddy.

Joe is bi and currently bearding for rumored lesbian sophie turner, nick is a gaybaiter and kevin is unhappy and miserably gay.

Hottt

Although Joe is a bit more sexual.

Goals

Yeah, he's swole like an overinflated balloon.

So hot

Because Joe's CLEARLY the gay one. His close friendship with the gay Disney guy from France seals that deal.

And he seems like a guy who would have hired Eric Rhodes for sex.

So, if I'm close friends with a hetero guy I'm hetero then?

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Interview.

He's thick but he's also very short.

He looked like a teddy bear when he stood close to me. And he's quite uptight about it.

Shor but just look at those muscles. He can literally break you into pieces if he were to fuck you in bed.

ROpes bro

Thick ropes - just like his ejaculations.

Ii wonder if Nick will end up progressing to being a big movie star in the future.

^ He's going to have to stand on a box if he wants to be a BIG movie star in the future.

He'll be the next generation Tom Cruise.

So hot bruh

So, Joe is getting married, huh? There goes the speculation many were throwing around he might be gay.

Soon all the gay Jonas bros will be married

Anyone who believed that speculation was gullible.

Boss

Boss

Looking at him training with that heavy dumbbell makes me think, he could perfectly have standing sex carrying someone in hi arms as he pounds.

It looks like when it comes to his body he is more invested in sexualising himself to attract the gay gaze. It looks like his fangirls don't pay that much attention to his muscles; they probably romanticise him more.

In the end, his muscles is almost the only thing he can use to speak to his gay fans in a more intimate way because his songs seem to be about women and heterosexual love and that speaks directly to his fangirls.

Or he just enjoys lifting weights.

Jeez, even this is FF’d now? How ridiculous.

UH the vast majority of fitness dudes working out and lifting aren’t doing it for gay men.

[quote]So, Joe is getting married, huh? There goes the speculation many were throwing around he might be gay.

Why, yes, marriage to a woman is cogent proof of heterosexuality.

It will come as quite a surprise to his peen posse, not to mention the French boyfriend.

With Khalid

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Hott

Nick looking delightfully manly unintentionally.

^ Because nobody wears tight, sexy clothes intentionally.

R565

Those pants are tight round the thigh but droopy round the butt.

It's the body language and attitude; not the clothes R566

You can see his back muscles through the t-shirt.

Studly.

He keeps "gushing" over his brother's engagement. It seems weird - he keeps saying how perfect Joe and Sophie are together....almost as if he's trying to sell us on the relationship.

Maybe I am cynical (okay, I am), but I have four brothers (three of whom are married to women)...and I can guarantee none of us have ever "gushed" over each other's relationships or engagements. I mean, we're happy for each other but I don't recall any of us ever saying, "so-and-so is perfect for him. She lets him be who is he." Whatever.

Maybe he wants to fuck her, r570

R570 and r571 are twisted. I was ecstatic when my brother got engaged and love my sister-in-Law to death. Just because you don’t have a great relationship with your brother or sister-in-law, doesn’t mean the rest of us are like you.

Fffdd

He is so hot in Jumanji

Is he cut or uncut.

He’s hot. That’s all I care about

Would u trade the lad a prime role in a movie in exchange for suckin and fukin his mighty fine asshole for the night?

ZAddy

R574 Like this?

In the movie, Jack Black’s body is possessed By a high school girl who gets An erection when she hugs Nick

Ffdds

Bump

He's looking a lot like Matthew Fox these days.

He hasn't exploited his muscles much lately.

I always get the impression that heterosexual muscle men get a lot of frustration with the lack of attention their muscles receive from women or at lest it looks like women dn't find the mle body as impressive and sexual as homosexual men do...

Well you can't take steroids/HGH all the time, so he's probably on an off-cycle right now.

Nvccf

Is saying he fucked older women part of the roll out?

[QUOTE]Nick explains that in one of his first sexual encounters an older woman told him to "come to mama" and he was like "what your mom is here?"

Nick Jonas has almost competely forgotten about us, but he might want to come back in the future if he feels he needs his gay fans...

Does he actually have any? I don't mean guys who think he's hot, I mean actual gay fans who buy his music and go to his shows and so on?

He obviously has gay fans. I don't think many will buy his music but they may support him by buying magazines where he shows off his muscles which still is fnncial support for him.

His music is definitely heterosexually-inclined, but his body speaks to gay guys.

He doesn't get royalties from magazine sales

GRAmmys

I feel like a lot of his gay fanbase is over him.

I was so excited back when he signed up to play gay in "Kingdom" and was going around trying to promote at the gay clubs, but then the role ended up being such a laughable cop out. Who knew it would be such a ground-breaking role by having a gay lead character on a cable drama that had to do almost nothing gay!

Works well to illustrate Nick Jonas attempts to be gay ally, nothing more than shallow nods.

He's heterosexual; there isn't much he can do for us other than showing his muscles from time to time. We always knew this.

Part 2

dapper

Guns

Part 2

Is he fat now like his brothers?