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NFL player Kiko Alonso

Yes gawd...

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by Anonymousreply 184January 5, 2021 10:52 AM

Big ole corn fed dick ! Id stick to that crotch like a lamprey eel !

by Anonymousreply 1December 5, 2016 10:49 PM

Nice dong. Is it after the cryo freezing?

by Anonymousreply 2December 5, 2016 10:50 PM

The lamprey eel might not quite be the metaphor you are looking for/

by Anonymousreply 3December 5, 2016 10:56 PM

He's always VPLing on the field and, from the looks of it, going commando. You can tell from the front...

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by Anonymousreply 4December 5, 2016 11:00 PM

...and the back

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by Anonymousreply 5December 5, 2016 11:00 PM

Aye papi!!

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by Anonymousreply 6December 5, 2016 11:03 PM

He's really pretty.

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by Anonymousreply 7December 5, 2016 11:06 PM
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by Anonymousreply 8December 5, 2016 11:06 PM
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by Anonymousreply 9December 5, 2016 11:07 PM

Is he just a great big douchnozzle, or is it just an act?

by Anonymousreply 10December 5, 2016 11:10 PM

Hot guy. Thanks for the heads up OP.

by Anonymousreply 11December 5, 2016 11:18 PM

Picture it: a bareback orgy with Kiko, Gronk, Jimmy G, Arthur Lynch, Clay Matthews, and Odell Beckham ... and starring JJ Watt as the party bottom.

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by Anonymousreply 12December 5, 2016 11:21 PM

Is he cuban?

by Anonymousreply 13December 5, 2016 11:21 PM

^ Portuguese from Massachusetts

by Anonymousreply 14December 5, 2016 11:21 PM
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by Anonymousreply 15December 5, 2016 11:22 PM

His dad is Cuban

by Anonymousreply 16December 5, 2016 11:22 PM

He's half Cuban half Colombian.

by Anonymousreply 17December 5, 2016 11:23 PM

Full-on dork.

by Anonymousreply 18December 5, 2016 11:26 PM

D'oh -- I assumed wrong.

by Anonymousreply 19December 5, 2016 11:27 PM

Here's clearly commando at R4 and R5. Isn't that dangerous for a football player?

by Anonymousreply 20December 5, 2016 11:29 PM

Yes, because a horny player can get at your junk or give you surprise anal when you haven't had a chance to pre-lube.

by Anonymousreply 21December 5, 2016 11:48 PM

IDK about going commando, but it's pretty common these days for ball players to leave the cup in the locker room

by Anonymousreply 22December 5, 2016 11:50 PM

[quote]Here's clearly commando at

Why do you think football is so popular?

by Anonymousreply 23December 5, 2016 11:58 PM

Fat.

by Anonymousreply 24December 6, 2016 12:18 AM

Full on dork? Nah. He is a football player and a very cute one, that's all. Not a brain surgeon but even brain surgeons have lost their luster after Dr. Carson.

by Anonymousreply 25December 6, 2016 12:18 AM

I'll bet he doesn't even own a pair of drawers. Maybe some thongs and a raggedy pair of boxer briefs at the most. That takes balls (no pun intended) to trot out there on the field with nothing on under your white, transparent football uniform pants. He's probably a beast in the sack.

by Anonymousreply 26December 6, 2016 1:36 AM

You can tell at R4 that he's cut. I'm surprised what with his having a Cuban dad and all.

by Anonymousreply 27December 6, 2016 1:42 AM

Ass...

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by Anonymousreply 28December 6, 2016 1:47 AM

His cock looks like a meal

by Anonymousreply 29December 6, 2016 2:09 AM

Oy, r6! Whoever that Kim Bokamper clown interviewing him is the WORST on air talent i've ever seen. Shut up, IDIOT! My elderly father could do a better job!

by Anonymousreply 30December 6, 2016 2:18 AM

R30 = Dan Lebatard

by Anonymousreply 31December 6, 2016 2:19 AM

The NFL actually allows such a bold display of the goods?

by Anonymousreply 32December 6, 2016 2:23 AM

R32, like I said in R23 that's one of the reasons people love football. Never underestimate the hidden bisexuality of straight men. Not that it's necessarily extremely sexual.

by Anonymousreply 33December 6, 2016 2:54 AM

[quote]His cock looks like a meal

🌭 and beans

by Anonymousreply 34December 6, 2016 3:06 AM

Sadly, R34 is what has become of DL humor...

by Anonymousreply 35December 6, 2016 3:10 AM

bring him on, please clean or dirty, a feast for a fortnight. I'd catch his spooge and bottle it and sell it online.

by Anonymousreply 36December 6, 2016 3:41 AM

His dad is Cuban and his mom is Columbia. You just know he was left with a filthy uncut cock.

by Anonymousreply 37December 6, 2016 3:46 AM

Bump!!

by Anonymousreply 38December 7, 2016 9:05 PM

[quote]Is he just a great big douchnozzle, or is it just an act?

He has a big douchnozzle, and y'know that is the only thing these queens care about.

[quote]Portuguese from Massachusetts

I'm perplexed by this post. You answer a posters question so definitively when it is completely wrong and you could check this in two seconds. Or just not answer if you don't know.

by Anonymousreply 39December 7, 2016 10:28 PM

He's not Portagee.

by Anonymousreply 40December 7, 2016 10:30 PM

I don't think he's super hung based on the VPL pics upthread, but he could be a grower.

by Anonymousreply 41December 8, 2016 12:15 AM

I like how you can make out his walnut-sized nuts.

by Anonymousreply 42December 8, 2016 12:15 AM

The haircut needs to go.

by Anonymousreply 43December 8, 2016 12:18 AM

Who cares about his hair when he's that fuckin' HOT?

by Anonymousreply 44December 8, 2016 2:30 AM

He was born in newton ma

by Anonymousreply 45December 8, 2016 3:17 AM

Coinslot or Rosebud?

by Anonymousreply 46December 8, 2016 5:20 AM

I'm thinking bud.

by Anonymousreply 47December 9, 2016 9:50 AM

loving the mop top.

thanks for distracting me, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 48December 10, 2016 9:39 PM

I'd love to have a go at his teeny little Cuban weenie.

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by Anonymousreply 49December 26, 2016 1:01 AM

Truly fug

by Anonymousreply 50December 26, 2016 1:03 AM

Doesn't appear he wears a jock strap or a cup. Very dangerous in his line of work.

by Anonymousreply 51December 26, 2016 1:09 AM

R50, your taste is dubious at best.

by Anonymousreply 52December 26, 2016 1:09 AM

He's commando in every pic!

by Anonymousreply 53December 26, 2016 1:09 AM

Pls tell me he's a dumb slut that ill try anything.

by Anonymousreply 54December 26, 2016 1:18 AM

He strikes me as just that.

by Anonymousreply 55December 26, 2016 1:21 AM

He prolly has dingle berries n his farts smell like a quinceneria garbage can

by Anonymousreply 56December 26, 2016 1:26 AM

Three years in the NFL on three different teams? He can't be very good.

by Anonymousreply 57December 26, 2016 1:29 AM

I want to cum in that ass-copiously

by Anonymousreply 58December 26, 2016 1:32 AM

Me too!

by Anonymousreply 59December 26, 2016 1:37 AM

R12 how can you dirty old DL elderqueens create a fictional fantasy bareback football orgy and leave out Tim Tebow ?? Even though he's totally straight and would never touch himself to the sweaty dream playing out in his head!

by Anonymousreply 60December 26, 2016 1:45 AM

I'd sniff his hole

by Anonymousreply 61December 26, 2016 1:55 PM

Kiko appears to be a homosexual.

Discuss.

by Anonymousreply 62December 26, 2016 2:12 PM

I wish!

by Anonymousreply 63December 26, 2016 2:14 PM

It's so hot that he freeballs underneath his football uniform. And it appears he does it ALL THE TIME. That takes balls (no pun intended). Those NFL cameras pick up everything, so it must give him a thrill to do it. I'm shocked no one has pulled him over and said "Listen, Kiko, you gotta wear something under those pants, brah."

by Anonymousreply 64December 26, 2016 7:12 PM

He looks like he is a grower.

by Anonymousreply 65December 26, 2016 7:29 PM

How can you tell?

by Anonymousreply 66December 26, 2016 7:32 PM

Yum. How the hell does he get away with free balling during games?

by Anonymousreply 67January 2, 2017 7:04 PM

He is hardly the only one

by Anonymousreply 68January 2, 2017 7:07 PM

Do they do it for sexual gratification, like getting off on knowing that their junk is fully on display?

by Anonymousreply 69January 2, 2017 7:18 PM

Cups are considered uncool, basically no one wears cups anymore.

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by Anonymousreply 70January 2, 2017 7:23 PM

He's cuban and Colombian; definitely hung.

by Anonymousreply 71January 2, 2017 7:28 PM

he always looks different in pics

by Anonymousreply 72January 2, 2017 7:29 PM

Some claim they prefer the freedom of movement, but I have no doubt some get a thrill just as some get a thrill freeballing at the taco shop or the jiffy lube

by Anonymousreply 73January 2, 2017 7:30 PM

[quote]Cups are considered uncool, basically no one wears cups anymore.

Fuck that. They're playing one of the roughest sports ever invented. Their junk should be protected at ALL times.

by Anonymousreply 74January 2, 2017 7:30 PM

They are clearly not worried about it

by Anonymousreply 75January 2, 2017 7:32 PM

Dick and ballsack

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by Anonymousreply 76January 2, 2017 7:39 PM

He has had a massive problem with alcohol. I'm sure he probably still does.

by Anonymousreply 77January 2, 2017 7:42 PM

call me! i'll bring the wine.

by Anonymousreply 78January 2, 2017 7:44 PM

Yeah seems all the players go commando now. It does seem dangerous. However, I will take a white uniform on a rainy day every time. The darker guys might as well play nude. Yum.

by Anonymousreply 79January 2, 2017 7:55 PM

I would pay to see he and Jason Witten flip fuck.

by Anonymousreply 80January 2, 2017 8:29 PM

^^Me too!

by Anonymousreply 81January 2, 2017 10:09 PM

Jason Witten for reference. 6' 5", 265.

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by Anonymousreply 82January 2, 2017 10:12 PM

R82 he's hot, but he looks like he's wearing Disney princess Cinderella gloves

by Anonymousreply 83January 2, 2017 10:18 PM

What do you suppose Kiko's in-betweens smell like?

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by Anonymousreply 84January 2, 2017 10:20 PM

used motor oil and nutmeg, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 85January 2, 2017 10:36 PM

Bump!

by Anonymousreply 86February 6, 2017 12:47 PM

meh.

by Anonymousreply 87February 6, 2017 1:04 PM

Kiko is a gorgeous homosexual!

(are there nude photos?)

by Anonymousreply 88February 6, 2017 4:54 PM

Those photos of him freeballing in his uniform are close enough to nude!

by Anonymousreply 89February 6, 2017 5:36 PM

Hot!!

by Anonymousreply 90February 23, 2017 5:00 PM

sexy stud, but what the fuck type of name is Kiko? isn't that a japanese school girl's name?

by Anonymousreply 91February 23, 2017 5:03 PM

It's a nickname, right?

by Anonymousreply 92February 23, 2017 10:49 PM

R92 - Yes. First name is Kristian.

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by Anonymousreply 93February 26, 2017 3:02 PM

Do we know if he's cut or not? Because if he's uncut I'm not interested AT ALL.

by Anonymousreply 94February 26, 2017 3:21 PM

I can tell by his astounded by VPL posted upthread that he's probably cut.

by Anonymousreply 95February 26, 2017 4:03 PM

Astounding, rather.^

by Anonymousreply 96February 26, 2017 4:03 PM

😲 omg!

by Anonymousreply 97February 26, 2017 4:09 PM

Kiko's cock is perfectly intact.

by Anonymousreply 98February 26, 2017 7:40 PM

[quote] 😲 omg!

Dyatlov right?

by Anonymousreply 99February 26, 2017 8:47 PM

[quote]Do we know if he's cut or not? Because if he's uncut I'm not interested AT ALL.

He'll be devastated to hear...

by Anonymousreply 100February 26, 2017 9:14 PM

This thread is in desperate need of more photographs so...

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by Anonymousreply 101February 26, 2017 9:18 PM
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by Anonymousreply 102February 26, 2017 9:19 PM
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by Anonymousreply 103February 26, 2017 9:19 PM
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by Anonymousreply 104February 26, 2017 9:19 PM
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by Anonymousreply 105February 26, 2017 9:19 PM
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by Anonymousreply 106February 26, 2017 9:20 PM
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by Anonymousreply 107February 26, 2017 9:20 PM

Tris

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by Anonymousreply 108February 26, 2017 9:20 PM

super pretty

by Anonymousreply 109February 26, 2017 9:20 PM

Wonderful. He owns a "dog of peace".

by Anonymousreply 110February 26, 2017 9:31 PM

R45, Newton, MA is primarily Jewish, but there's a well known hospital there, probably where his Mama pushed him out.

by Anonymousreply 111February 26, 2017 9:38 PM

He's 26, 6'3" and 239 pounds.

by Anonymousreply 112February 26, 2017 9:40 PM

The very definition of young, dumb and full of cum.

by Anonymousreply 113February 26, 2017 11:11 PM

I like the brazenness in the way that he's so conspicuously freeballing at R4 and R5.

by Anonymousreply 114February 26, 2017 11:12 PM

I fear for his nuts.

by Anonymousreply 115February 26, 2017 11:14 PM

THIS THREAD IS MAKING ME HORNY!

by Anonymousreply 116February 26, 2017 11:17 PM

R116 And so it should.

by Anonymousreply 117February 26, 2017 11:26 PM

If ever I'm at one of his games I'll be utilizing my binoculars heavily (AND the zoom on my iPhone!).

by Anonymousreply 118February 26, 2017 11:52 PM

r94, I'm so happy for you! Guys with mutilated dicks should stick with other guys with mutilated dicks ALL THE TIME.

by Anonymousreply 119February 27, 2017 1:10 AM

Cut vs. uncut . . . what difference does it make once the guy is hard?

by Anonymousreply 120February 27, 2017 10:19 AM

Hmmmm

by Anonymousreply 121March 7, 2017 5:32 PM

How do you go commando in a football game? Aren't cups and jocks required? I would think you could damage your genitals if they were flopping around with just spandex to protect them.

by Anonymousreply 122March 7, 2017 6:43 PM

That's the million dollar question. I guess Kiko is just daring!

by Anonymousreply 123March 7, 2017 6:55 PM

Bump!

by Anonymousreply 124November 21, 2017 6:38 AM

No one in football wears a cup r122.

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by Anonymousreply 125November 21, 2017 12:14 PM

He's ok, but there are much better looking football players.

by Anonymousreply 126November 21, 2017 2:16 PM

Who names their kid after an office store?

by Anonymousreply 127November 21, 2017 3:04 PM

Is he cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 128November 21, 2017 3:20 PM

You're stupid, R127.

by Anonymousreply 129November 21, 2017 3:27 PM

...and then we find he's some rabid homophobe or something

by Anonymousreply 130November 21, 2017 3:45 PM

He was fined an almost suspended for illegally tackling Joe Flacco a few weeks ago. I’d pay to have him illegally tackle me.

by Anonymousreply 131November 21, 2017 5:31 PM

No cup, but almost all wear a jock strap......revealing, but not freeballing....

by Anonymousreply 132November 21, 2017 5:41 PM

Kiko clearly doesn’t even wear a jock based on some of these pics. Sexy boy.

by Anonymousreply 133November 22, 2017 1:40 AM

He's fat!

by Anonymousreply 134November 22, 2017 2:10 AM

Bump!!

by Anonymousreply 135December 31, 2017 6:52 AM

[quote][R82] he's hot, but he looks like he's wearing Disney princess Cinderella gloves

His dick inside of me is a dream a wish my ass makes.

by Anonymousreply 136December 31, 2017 8:17 AM

Is he a bottle blond or does the (undoubtedly shaved) carpet match the drapes?

by Anonymousreply 137December 31, 2017 11:48 AM

I think he really has light hair. Maybe sandy colored.

by Anonymousreply 138December 31, 2017 2:34 PM

His name is Kinko actually and his girlfriend is singer Dildo

by Anonymousreply 139December 31, 2017 2:47 PM

I could get past the name... I'm sure I'd be able to figure out how to yell "breed me, kiko" over and over.

by Anonymousreply 140December 31, 2017 2:56 PM

He seems like he could be had.

by Anonymousreply 141December 31, 2017 3:38 PM

For a Cuban/Colombian he has a distinct Anglo appearance.

by Anonymousreply 142December 31, 2017 3:59 PM

He's a Leo. Thanks, but no thanks.

by Anonymousreply 143December 31, 2017 4:19 PM

News from Wikipedia; he's a bad boy!

This'll either make dicks harder or deflate 'em real fast:

[italic] On February 19, 2010, Alonso was arrested and charged with a DUI.[5][6] It was a controversial situation for the Oregon Ducks football program, as it had gone through a large volume of player misbehavior off of the field. Chip Kelly and the program had been criticized greatly by fans for being too lenient on star players for the sake of winning just days prior to Kiko's arrest.[7] Coach Kelly made the decision to suspend Kiko for the DUI for the entire 2010 season. In 2011 Kiko was given another chance to be a star on the Ducks football team, but he was arrested again in May 2011 for burglary, criminal trespassing and mischief.[8] The charges stemmed from a burglary attempt on a female victim who reported that Alonso banged on her door and demanded to let him in to her home. The woman called 911, and Alonso smashed down her door and entered her home.[9] He was also found to be intoxicated from alcohol at the scene. Nothing was reportedly missing from the woman's house which led to further speculation if this was a serious attempt of robbery or another public intoxication act of Alonso. He pleaded guilty to all of the charges. He received two years of probation, and was ordered to undergo 200 hours of community service along with alcohol treatment programs. His plea bargain allowed him to avoid going to jail.[10] Despite calls from the local team supporters to kick Kiko off of the team,[11] he was then given a third chance by Kelly, being re-instated to the Ducks football team in early September 2011 after completing over 200 hours of community service and the alcoholic awareness program [/italic]

by Anonymousreply 144December 31, 2017 4:25 PM

Yep, I know about his wild ways. I bet all it’d take is a six pack and his dick could be in either orifice of your choosing.

by Anonymousreply 145December 31, 2017 4:28 PM

I'd want to measure dicks; if he's bigger, I'd blow him. If I'm bigger? Hmmmm....I'd still blow him, but then we spoon till dawn (me into him) and then we go out for pancakes.

by Anonymousreply 146December 31, 2017 4:30 PM

More pics of NFL players freeballing, please!

by Anonymousreply 147December 31, 2017 6:21 PM

I disagree with some other posters. He is definitely uncut.

by Anonymousreply 148December 31, 2017 7:09 PM

That is a cut penis at R4. You can even see the outline of the bottom part of the glans.

by Anonymousreply 149December 31, 2017 8:19 PM

His ass looks delicious at R5. You can even see the pinkish hue of his buttocks from beneath the white pants (there’s clearly nothing under them, not even a jockstrap). I’d eat it and fuck it till the cows came home.

by Anonymousreply 150December 31, 2017 8:21 PM

He is playing the final game of the season right now against the Jets on CBS!

by Anonymousreply 151December 31, 2017 8:36 PM

Is he dumb? Why isn't he a huge media star? Concentrating on the game?

by Anonymousreply 152December 31, 2017 8:42 PM

I didn’t see Keeks on my tv screen yesterday. Did the Dolphins not play last night?

by Anonymousreply 153January 1, 2018 6:24 PM

He played and Miami didn't make the playoffs. His schedule is empty until training camp in July.

by Anonymousreply 154January 2, 2018 1:33 AM

Is he dumb and full of cum?

by Anonymousreply 155January 2, 2018 3:23 AM

r144, hope that's not his way of dealing with the pain of being closeted.

by Anonymousreply 156January 2, 2018 3:52 AM

If he’s closeted, I’ll gladly be his secret lover.

by Anonymousreply 157January 2, 2018 4:00 AM

Totally, R155.

by Anonymousreply 158January 2, 2018 4:00 AM

Great Body!

by Anonymousreply 159January 2, 2018 4:04 AM

I want to eat with him and then eat him (out)!

by Anonymousreply 160January 2, 2018 8:30 PM

Wish he was wearing the white pants for this one.

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by Anonymousreply 161October 25, 2018 2:21 PM

Papi Kiko is going to be on Thursday Night Football tonight.

by Anonymousreply 162October 25, 2018 3:09 PM

Just beautiful:

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by Anonymousreply 163October 25, 2018 4:55 PM

[quote]I want to eat with him and then eat him (out)!

We see you Erna gurl

by Anonymousreply 164October 25, 2018 5:18 PM

He's wearing his see through white pants tonight!!

by Anonymousreply 165October 26, 2018 3:12 AM

AWG.

by Anonymousreply 166October 26, 2018 3:52 AM

He's stunning.

by Anonymousreply 167October 28, 2018 10:53 PM

The rapist underwear in the OP ruined the pic.

by Anonymousreply 168October 28, 2018 10:55 PM

I like him better with a buzz cut.

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by Anonymousreply 169October 28, 2018 11:02 PM

I like his longer curly hair.

by Anonymousreply 170October 28, 2018 11:33 PM

Another column for the buzzcut.

by Anonymousreply 171November 1, 2018 1:54 AM

Buzzzzzzz.

by Anonymousreply 172November 1, 2018 2:19 AM

His junk is normal sized. Nothing extra special.

by Anonymousreply 173November 1, 2018 2:20 AM

^ size queen

by Anonymousreply 174November 1, 2018 2:33 AM

My god. I hate to break it to you all, but while he is not wearing a cup, he is wearing those tight lycra or other undergarments that very revealing. They go down to the knee and come in all colors, like bicycle shorts. That is why you do not see any panty outline.

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by Anonymousreply 175November 1, 2018 2:55 AM

The football pants where there is no padding is very thin, so wa-la. You get VP of the best kind! You are welcome. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to take care of some things!

by Anonymousreply 176November 1, 2018 2:58 AM

Ohh...

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by Anonymousreply 177January 4, 2021 6:07 PM

yeah...

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by Anonymousreply 178January 4, 2021 6:08 PM

I love that he freeballs under his uniform compression pants. Not a jockstrap or a cup to be seen. Just fleshy, pink buns and the outline of his flaccid cock and balls.

by Anonymousreply 179January 4, 2021 8:50 PM

With a Cuban father and Colombian mother, Kiko's cock is perfectly and suckably intact. Plus, his foreskin covers any significant sign of his glans.

by Anonymousreply 180January 4, 2021 9:57 PM

Why don't football players wear a jockstrap or a plastic cup for their junk nowadays? I would think that they are leaving themselves open to a very painful kick in the balls or dick stomping. Is it an intentional thing to show off their cock and balls? I notice than high school and college players also seem to go commando. I would think that there would have been a decency rule passed by football leagues forcing players to wear a jock since there are so many photos nowadays showing visible meat and potato bulges.

by Anonymousreply 181January 4, 2021 10:06 PM

My cat that problem .....

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by Anonymousreply 182January 4, 2021 10:31 PM

Definitely fuckable, and a dirty player, so he's probably angry and a rough fuck, too :)

by Anonymousreply 183January 4, 2021 10:35 PM

R181, with Kiko I think it’s intentional. I think he’s a bit of an exhibitionist. He is always half naked out on the field, even during practice. Good question about decent laws. You can clearly see what these guys look like naked, but I guess the NFL doesn’t mind. It’s the risk of getting kicked in the groin with no protection that I’d be worried about if I were one of them.

by Anonymousreply 184January 5, 2021 10:52 AM
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