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This is my ideal man

Blue collar, masculine, stocky...

Why are these guys never gay? And why don't they want ME? (NSFW)

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by Anonymousreply 63Last Saturday at 3:44 PM

Oh, [italic]hon....[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 110/07/2016

He's ugly get better taste.

by Anonymousreply 210/07/2016

Oh, golly, OP. Is that photo from the 40s?

Join a gym. Raise your sights a bit.

by Anonymousreply 310/07/2016

You're in luck, OP. Judging from this photo, no one will fight you for him, gay or straight. He's all yours.

by Anonymousreply 410/07/2016

He was afraid to come out of the locker!

He was as nervous as he could be!

He was afraid to come out of the locker!

He was afraid that somebody would see!

(Two, three, four, tell the people he's a whore!)

It was an itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, tiny working-class guy's peenie

That he showed for the first time today!

An itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, tiny working class guy's peenie,

So in the locker he wanted to stay!

(Two, three, four, stick around, we'll tell you more!)

by Anonymousreply 510/07/2016

I'd suck his toes

by Anonymousreply 610/07/2016

It's pretty depressing when you first come out to find that all gays are femme and that dream you had of a masculine boyfriend will remain a dream.

by Anonymousreply 710/07/2016

Bwahahahaha!

by Anonymousreply 810/07/2016

Seek help. Professional psychiatric/therapeutic help.

You'll be much happier, in the long run.

by Anonymousreply 910/07/2016

I think he's hot in an unconventional way.

by Anonymousreply 1010/08/2016

OP wants a REAL man, not a pinup, not an Instagram model or a star athlete.

He wants to be taken and possessed by the sort of man who installs one's A/C system or the contractor who redoes one's new master bath retreat. I get it. This isn't so much about a gorgeous face an cut body.

OP I feel ya.

by Anonymousreply 1110/08/2016

He looks an awful lot like Ted Cruz.

by Anonymousreply 1210/08/2016

I think OP's problem is that he wants a STRAIGHT man. He does NOT want a Gay man.

Therein lie his problems, and life-long miseries.

by Anonymousreply 1310/08/2016

OP if you were a straight chick you could have a different guy like this every night.

by Anonymousreply 1410/08/2016

I kinda get it. (But also kinda creeped out your guy's mouth). The thing is, in the gay world everything is reversed so that what is exotic to us is just an everyday masculine blue collar joe who doesn't have a bathroom cabinet full of expensive moisturisers and chichi face creams (or even any at all), or an array of interior decor mags & Architectural Digests stylishly strewn on his Marcel Breuer coffee table.

by Anonymousreply 1510/08/2016

Although he's not my ideal, Op's guy tends to be the type of guy I can quickly get if I'm horny

by Anonymousreply 1610/08/2016

Op that's really not a very good example, but I know what you mean.

My men are all average, discreetly bi, or closeted, or guys who do the man-on-man sex once in a while...or who never tried it but are curious. Electricians, plumbers, construction workers, truck drivers etc. Married with kids. Etc, etc.

Wrangling in these guys is an art form....and most gay men are clueless about how to go about it.

by Anonymousreply 1710/08/2016

I'd fuck him, if he lost 40 pounds.

by Anonymousreply 1810/08/2016

[quote]Why are these guys never gay? And why don't they want ME? (NSFW)

Well, the answer to the latter is obvious.

The answer to the former is that they are, but given the homophobia in many blue collar jobs, need to stay in the closet and conform.

However, a significant number of them end up trying to conform to gay stereotypes, so end up in the gym or changing their look - hair, grooming, clothes - to fit in. They case to be your blue collar stereotype.

by Anonymousreply 1910/08/2016

The guy is definitely gay. He's been in porn before and he's a big hungry bottom.

by Anonymousreply 2010/08/2016

It never ceases to amaze me who many queens, like OP, R7, R11 and R15 have this 1950's view of what a "real" man it. Face it gurlinas, times change, people change. Today, most straight guys take an interest in their physical appearance, want to be in fairly decent shape and don't want to look like a slob. And I know a lot of straight guys who take an interest in their homes and their design inside and out, so interior/exterior design is not entirely the province of gay men. I don't know if it's ignorance or that some of you must lead extremely sheltered lives with precious little contact with reality.

Or maybe you just need to leave the trailer park in Bumfucke, Kentucky.

by Anonymousreply 2110/08/2016

This whole thread is sad.

by Anonymousreply 2210/08/2016

He does look a little like Ted Cruz. I think he may be a bit slow. Like he might have had a brain injury.

by Anonymousreply 2310/08/2016

Ugly as shit.

by Anonymousreply 2410/08/2016

I get OP's taste, that's not a bad thing, I think it's just the pose that puts me off

by Anonymousreply 2510/08/2016

Jesus, you pussies. OP says it's HIS ideal man, not everyone's.

Grow a spine you fucking delicate hothouse flowers.

by Anonymousreply 2610/08/2016

Here's the site that featured him. There are a few more poses of him there. He's not bad; he just needs to refine his diet and workout routine for his tone to tighten up.

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by Anonymousreply 2710/08/2016

Truman Capote liked guys like this. There's a funny story that he was dating a repairman, and took him to a posh party. The air conditioning wasn't working, and to everyone's embarrassment he offered to repair it.

by Anonymousreply 2810/08/2016

To everyone's embarrassment? Sure Jan. I'll bet their useless asses were thrilled to have someone there who was man enough to fix it so they wouldn't have to sweat like pigs.

by Anonymousreply 2910/08/2016

Ryan Lochty in 20 years

by Anonymousreply 3010/08/2016

I am not sure sure if he wipes very well...

by Anonymousreply 3110/08/2016

I can sorta see it, but guys like this tend to smell amazingly average. Like a cheap bar of soap with a very strong scent that permeates everything. Pass.

And then you realize that they, just like everyone else, just want to be loved.

by Anonymousreply 3210/08/2016

Like your drunk dad who used to beat you OP.

by Anonymousreply 3310/08/2016

These are the more plausible partners that many DL elders will ever find. Hey, love knows no bounds!

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by Anonymousreply 3410/08/2016

There's always workinmenxxx.com while you're waiting

by Anonymousreply 3510/08/2016

R35 What in the Sam Hill is going on with the dude on the left? That is just how my retarder sister in law always looks.

by Anonymousreply 3610/08/2016

fuk me bae bae

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by Anonymousreply 3710/08/2016

The guy at OP is one of my favourite porn stars, his name is Bryan (or Brian) Holiday. He is definitely my type.

by Anonymousreply 3810/08/2016

Such Neanderthals on display here. No signs of good breeding whatsoever.

I mean, do you purposefully pursue men who look like they attended STATE college somewhere? Or dropped out of their public high school?

Sniff.

by Anonymousreply 3910/09/2016

Mine

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by Anonymousreply 4004/04/2020

Op I find him hot too. Much prefer that dadbod to worked out gymbods.

by Anonymousreply 4104/04/2020

Fat people are funny

by Anonymousreply 4204/04/2020

Op has unusual taste

by Anonymousreply 4304/04/2020

r40 #MeToo

by Anonymousreply 4404/04/2020

R40 Is goals

by Anonymousreply 4504/04/2020

"is goals" - learn English

by Anonymousreply 4604/04/2020

2015 and 2016 are Bump Tard's favorite years for threads.

by Anonymousreply 4704/04/2020

Flex

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by Anonymousreply 4805/14/2020

Mine

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by Anonymousreply 49Last Saturday at 7:36 AM

Dangerous site. That is the message I get on my iPad.

by Anonymousreply 50Last Saturday at 7:54 AM

I get "Error. Page cannot be displayed. Please contact your service provider for more details. (28)" on OP's site, never seen that before

Dont sound like the sort of guy I go for at all, masculine and stocky is the opposite of my preferences

R7 lucky for me I always dreamt of a more femme boyfriend - and actually finding one wasnt as easy as what you'd think even tho I'm masc

by Anonymousreply 51Last Saturday at 8:03 AM

If they were gay you wouldn’t crave them. If he were going home and spending hours cooing over the Noritake catalogue your interest would plummet.

We always crave what we can’t have.

by Anonymousreply 52Last Saturday at 8:09 AM

R52 what the fuck is a Noritake catalogue?

Your last sentence though, so goddamn true it hurts

by Anonymousreply 53Last Saturday at 8:21 AM

Can you post a link that is NOT virus ridden? OP's link set off all sort of alarm bells on my anti-virus and blocked it. You all who clicked are infected now.

by Anonymousreply 54Last Saturday at 8:22 AM

The reason for what happened to you is this, R54. Sorry but the explanation is a bit long, but important if you want to enjoy this website.

We have trolls who post hundreds of political trolling and Markle trolling and other threads and comments per day. They can't do this from their paid account. So they create sockpuppet accounts, lots of them.

With these accounts, they accrue karma by posting to old threads until they have enough karma to post their own threads. Eventually these accounts get FFd and they have to abandon them for new accounts, and the process repeats itself.

Datalounge tried to slow things down by locking threads after a certain % of non-paid comments, to block the trolls. But they just keep rolling out the new sockpuppets and creating new threads, so it's not slowing them down much.

Another nefarious reason bump bitches bump old threads is because they're trying to bury a thread they don't like in the feed.

What would stop this bullshit is if Datalounge locked old threads after a certain period of inactivity, like a month or 2. You can always start a new thread about a topic of interest. But my idea would stop the abuse of thread-bumping.

Another problem with thread-bumping is the thread is at the top of the active list now, and people click on it, and on the links, without looking at the dates. Frequently, old links expire in various ways. Sometimes these links get taken over by various types of malware, and clicking on the expired link will give you problems. This is yet another reason Datalounge should try to stop the bumping.

You can always write Muriel and suggest that these changes take place.

by Anonymousreply 55Last Saturday at 9:05 AM

R55 thanks. People spend their whole days doing this shit? Are they paid or just bored losers?

by Anonymousreply 56Last Saturday at 10:31 AM

R48 does Kelly know you’re on the roof doing this?

by Anonymousreply 57Last Saturday at 10:45 AM

ug clicked on it; twice; dummy

what can I do to fix it?

by Anonymousreply 58Last Saturday at 10:48 AM

R40 Oh now, he is one sweet sip of premium chocolate goodness. Damn, I want him to fuck me.

by Anonymousreply 59Last Saturday at 10:58 AM

R40, is otherworldly hot

by Anonymousreply 60Last Saturday at 11:00 AM

Guys who build things with their hands--NOT ARTWORK--are the hottest.

by Anonymousreply 61Last Saturday at 2:06 PM

My ideal man talks nonstop about Brooks Brothers, preppy and Ivy League schools,Colleges and universities we went to in the 1970s, fire Island 1981, mothers antiques.. Who knows maybe I’ll find him on data lounge

by Anonymousreply 62Last Saturday at 2:10 PM

It’s the only place you will find such a person

by Anonymousreply 63Last Saturday at 3:44 PM
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