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ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is seriously ill after assassin POISONS his food

Heartwarming.

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by Anonymousreply 4110/03/2016

These people have such fucked your names

by Anonymousreply 110/03/2016

This is great thing but a good dose of cyanide should take him out quickly.

by Anonymousreply 210/03/2016

Told you I was hardcore.

by Anonymousreply 310/03/2016

They don't know who did it so heads are rolling right and left.

by Anonymousreply 410/03/2016

I poisoned his fish heads.

by Anonymousreply 510/03/2016

He's on my Dead Pool! Big points for a young'un!

by Anonymousreply 610/03/2016

Ooh! Hats and horns for R6.

by Anonymousreply 710/03/2016

Alton Brown did it, in the backyard, with the pork chop.

by Anonymousreply 810/03/2016

This is the guy who raped Kayla Mueller.

I hope it's a slow, agonizing death.

by Anonymousreply 910/03/2016

r9 but not too slow... only 89 days until 2017 (4 October already where AB a-B is). I want my points!

by Anonymousreply 1010/03/2016

Daily Heil. Take it with a grain of possibly poisoned salt.

by Anonymousreply 1110/03/2016

Hopefully they won't find the antidote.

by Anonymousreply 1210/03/2016

Baghdadi is a mean mother-fucker. Die bitch.

by Anonymousreply 1310/03/2016

A VERY "baghdadi" intrigue!

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by Anonymousreply 1410/03/2016

r11, until you have at least a dozen replies to threads here unlike YOUR ONE REPLY we'll just consider you as an ordinary dull troll.

Kisses!

by Anonymousreply 1510/03/2016

Lick a cum-encrusted dildo battery, R15. Been here since '98, you stupid cunt. And supporting that fascist rag on a gay site? A cooking-fat-fueled blaze should end your pathetic life.

by Anonymousreply 1610/03/2016

It should be fairly easy to type "abu Bakr al-Baghdadi assassin poisoned ISIS" to see if other news sources elsewhere are reporting this. I managed to do it before typing my first comment on this thread. Sure, in June a rumour circulated worldwide by mass media sources that al-Baghdadi may have died, and he might be the 21st century Rasputin and survive this.

What are the consensus-approved news sources to use on DL? I know the Independent doesn't like being linked to...

by Anonymousreply 1710/03/2016

How lovely! But, seriously, I thought he was already dead.......a month or two ago. Better late than never, though. Fingers crossed!

by Anonymousreply 1810/03/2016

Reputable mainstream news sources, R17, the usual suspects.

The New York Times, The Washington Post, The LA Times, The Cleveland Plain Dealer, many other respectable, non-tabloid newspapers. PBS, MSNBC, CNN, NBC CBS or ABC News, the BBC, The London Times, The Guardian, and many other respectable, non-tabloid foreign newspapers (not the Daily Fail - the Fail is for celeb pics). The AP, Reuters, etc. - the news feeds.

I just saw a story on the Fail about Donald. I googled, immediately found it on Reuters and posted that link instead of the Fail.

by Anonymousreply 1910/03/2016

Also the Wall Street Journal - you usually can't trust their editorial board for obvious reasons but their reporting is sound.

by Anonymousreply 2010/03/2016

r16, you left your "van" running in the DL parking lot while you were trying to deliver your qshit package to the wrong address.

Please remove the "van" immediately.

Btw, I been here longer, cunt.

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by Anonymousreply 2110/03/2016

* I've

by Anonymousreply 2210/03/2016

What the fuck is that, R21, and why would you have a photo of it?

by Anonymousreply 2310/03/2016

r23, it's not for you,hon. Stay out of it.

It's called Google,dear.

by Anonymousreply 2410/03/2016

As lovely as this scenario of Big Fat Poo Baghdadi being poisoned to death is, I can't find anything on the above-mentioned news sources, nor RT.com nor Globe and Mail to support basis in reality. Dream a little dream with me.

by Anonymousreply 2510/03/2016

Anyone other than the cunty R24 care to tell me what that bizarre vehicle is supposed to be or has R24 already ruined this thread?

by Anonymousreply 2610/03/2016

Hey cunt @ r26. Can you not read? It's for r16. READ!

by Anonymousreply 2710/03/2016

Oh and enough with your triggering, r26. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2810/03/2016

I know to whom the bizarre vehicle photo was posted, you dumb cumdumpster @ R27, that is perfectly clear.

What is that vehicle, you astonishingly stupid cunt?

by Anonymousreply 2910/03/2016

What a very strange person you are, R28.

Does R28 take her behavioral cues from the Donald? Has she become this unhinged due to his crashing and burning and losing the election?

by Anonymousreply 3010/03/2016

[Quote] What is that vehicle

You're calling people stupid and you don't know what that vehicle is?

by Anonymousreply 3110/03/2016

r30 = the paranoid unhinged who believes Trump is out to get her.

by Anonymousreply 3210/03/2016

Also in OP's link:

[quote]News of his poisoning comes as Iraqi media claimed 16 jihadis - including senior ISIS leaders - were killed when a malfunction caused an explosive belt to explode. It detonated during a high-level meeting in Hawija, between Mosul and Baghdad, it was reported. Al-Sumaria Iraqi media outlet reported: 'A number of the ISIS members were wearing explosive belts during the meeting, and the explosion took place due to a defect in one of them.

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by Anonymousreply 3310/03/2016

Enough of this trivial crap about whether the claim is true. THIS IS DL! The only important thing here is whether the food was prepared in an elegant style and served with fabulous ambiance,

by Anonymousreply 3410/03/2016

A weird mini-bus with some sort of cartoon on it and another cartoon symbol of something that looks like a bear celebrating pedophilia and I'm supposed to know what that shit is?

Bitch, please - I'm a grown up.

by Anonymousreply 3510/03/2016

Not enough, it seems.

by Anonymousreply 3610/03/2016

r35 = triggered lesbo

btw, this pic has been on the DL for years, dear. It's used as an insult! Does EVERYTHING need to be explained to you, hon? Sheeeeeesh!

by Anonymousreply 3710/03/2016

[Quote] already ruined this thread?

No, your constant request of explanation is ruining it.

by Anonymousreply 3810/03/2016

Here delicate flowers. A new thread for you.

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by Anonymousreply 3910/03/2016

Too much of a grown up for this thread, clearly.

Buh-bye, weirdos.

by Anonymousreply 4010/03/2016

That's hysterical, R33.

I bet the meeting was something like this:

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by Anonymousreply 4110/03/2016
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