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Matt Damon's Wife Luciana Barroso "Rabbit" Damon: The Luckiest Bitch on the Planet

Picture it: Miami, 2003. A famous movie star, somewhat on a downturn in his career, sidles up to a bar after filming is done for a day on Siamese twin film "Stuck on You" with Greg Kinnear. He occupies two adjacent barstools (I don't know why) and proceeds to get drunk. The bartender, Luciana "Lucy" Barroso nee Bozan, on duty amuses Matt Damon, the movie star, and beds him that night. They marry, despite the fact that she, a rabbit-faced woman, is far beneath the league of the Harvard-educated Matt Damon despite his occasional fat periods. He also has a better ass than her. They go on to have a shit ton of female children, and he adopts one from a former relationship of hers. They go on to have a life of lavish homes, red carpets, and private suite travel (although they can't get their kids into the school of their choice).

Is she the luckiest bitch on the planet? The only competition in that category I see is Pamela Harriman, but she was born on third base. Lucy was born in the dugout (aka Argentina).

Is this a DL dream? She should be a DL fave as she married a DL icon. One might say Matt Damon is THE DL Icon. He is the lifeblood of this site. She is living the dream of all those DLers who wish they could meet and marry a DL icon yet only envy them: Colto, Luke Evans, Matt Bomer. Why is Matt Damon a DL Icon

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by How do you like them apples?reply 13910/15/2016

What's his best gay porn scene?

by How do you like them apples?reply 110/01/2016

Considering he is rich and she already had a loose vagina and a kid when she met him, yeah lucky gal indeed

by How do you like them apples?reply 210/01/2016

Matt Damon is kind of an asshole, and his ass ain't all that. Good for her, bitch is set for life.

by How do you like them apples?reply 310/01/2016

I wonder if she tosses his salad...

by How do you like them apples?reply 410/01/2016

Jealous much?

by How do you like them apples?reply 510/01/2016

Sure Trump is an idiot, but he is tough and won't take any shit. Which is what America needs right now.

by How do you like them apples?reply 610/01/2016

[quote] and his ass ain't all that

Why do you say that? His ass is famous on DL.

by How do you like them apples?reply 710/01/2016

R6 wandered in talking to herself

by How do you like them apples?reply 810/01/2016

So there is hope for Hiddlestoners everywhere.

by How do you like them apples?reply 910/01/2016

Nice storyline set up, OP, but Luciana didn't work in a dive bar.

She was a bartender at LIV, in the Fontainebleau Hotel on Miami Beach. It's a very expensive place, like $50 to get in the door & $25 for a cocktail.

Tons of celebs go there, Matt wasn't the first nor the last.

by How do you like them apples?reply 1010/01/2016

I know a lot of people make fun of her face, and she does have a bit of the rabbit thing going on, but she often looks quite sharp on the red carpet. She has kept herself in shape, dresses in something that flatters her, and seems to know how to make the most of what she has.

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by How do you like them apples?reply 1110/01/2016

She's had some plastic surgery since she married him. Her teeth used to stick out a lot more, for example, and of course those boobs are not real. Damon is the same as Affleck -- he knows a lot of his appeal depends on him being perceived as a "good guy" -- so having a wife and kids is very important to his image. He's smarter than Affleck (aren't we all?) and instead of marrying a conniving, manipulative starlet, he married a person not in show business. Even if Damon cheated with a nanny, no news outlet is going to interview Lucy Damon -- she is not in the public sphere at all. He really has positioned himself well.

by How do you like them apples?reply 1210/01/2016

I have to say - she has had some decent surgery. She looks pretty natural at least the face, and the breasts aren't too out of proportion to the body.

by How do you like them apples?reply 1310/01/2016

Amazing how DLers know so much about lives light years away from their own.

by How do you like them apples?reply 1410/01/2016

That's what most powerful men need. They just need someone to fuck them and birth their offsprings...they don't need a genius to talk back to them or give their opinions etc.

That's why lots of CEOs marry their secretaries.

by How do you like them apples?reply 1510/01/2016

[quote]Sure Trump is an idiot, but he is tough and won't take any shit. Which is what America needs right now.

Yeah, I guess that's why he kept going on and on about a wall and the Mexicans paying for it, then when face-to-face with the Mexican president, he kept quiet. You're the idiot for thinking that the tough guys are the ones who yell the loudest. They're the ones who turn into pussies when actually confronted.

Back to Damon's wife.

by How do you like them apples?reply 1610/01/2016

According to her ex-husband: ""People have been hunting me down for years, offering me money and looking for a story. But I could be living in a tent, and I still wouldn't sell them out. There is no story. Matt is a fantastic stepfather, and Luciana is a terrific mom. I couldn't possibly have asked for a better stepfather for my daughter than Matt."

Translation: "I get to fuck him more than Luciana."

by How do you like them apples?reply 1710/01/2016

Melania is the obvious connection here between R15 and R16.

by How do you like them apples?reply 1810/01/2016

R17 Translation: "He pays me more than I ever dreamed of not to gossip about them. Ex-wifey turned out to be an excellent investment."

by How do you like them apples?reply 1910/01/2016

I wonder if Luciana actually ended up paying her ex child support after she married Matt? You can't have the child you share living in a $40mil home when she's with her mom and then sleeping on a hideaway couch when she visits her dad.

by How do you like them apples?reply 2010/01/2016

Does Matt fit into the DL stereotype of a closet gay because he wed a homely girl?

by How do you like them apples?reply 2110/01/2016

He's much smarter than Brad Pitt , who married someone powerful enough to destroy . If he had married a blue collar nobody he could get as drunk and abusive as he wants to and the little missus would have to sit there and take it.

According to interviews with Matt, he was dragged out one night by crew guys to go drinking at Crobar and he started getting hassled by fans . So he jumps behind the bar to hide and she starts yelling at him.

I hope he fired the publicist who thought up that lame story .

Either way , that is one lucky bitch .

by How do you like them apples?reply 2210/01/2016

R22 here. Sorry meant Angie is powerful enough to destroy Brad.

by How do you like them apples?reply 2310/01/2016

Basically anyone who enters a showbiz marriage is asking for trouble because when it ends, and they all do, there's a good chance someone's going to run to Vanity Fair to talk about it. Then you have the public taking sides and everyone trying to come out of it looking like the party that was wronged. Those who marry non-famous people are very smart (Damon, Bale).

by How do you like them apples?reply 2410/01/2016

Another lucky bitch is Jeff Bridges' wife Susan . They've been married since 1977 and they met in Montana when he was filming Rancho Deluxe . She was a local girl .

Christian Bale married Winona Ryder's personal assistant .

Mel Gibson ex-wife Robyn used to be a nurse .

Lucky fucking Fraus !

by How do you like them apples?reply 2510/01/2016

lots of them married their nannies! Ethan Hawke...Robin Williams...Jude Law fucked his nanny, not sure if he married her...

by How do you like them apples?reply 2610/01/2016

That blonde guy on CSI, he married a school teacher. I think he played Robin once...I don't know his name. I don't watch his show much.

by How do you like them apples?reply 2710/01/2016

well, I'm sure he fucks around. Her pussy must be loose as fuck and all stretched out now that she has popped out over 4 kids.

by How do you like them apples?reply 2810/01/2016

R28, Today doctors will recommend special exercises or surgery so women who've had multiple births aren't "all stretched out" even if they have had multiple births.

From what I've seen of Luciana she appears to be very loyal and supportive which are truly admirable qualities. Don't want to say anything remotely negative about her or Matt but I just don't believe the completely accidental story of their meeting. Also why do other posters claim Matt is an asshole?

by How do you like them apples?reply 2910/01/2016

She could have delivered her children via C-section as well. I mean, who knows? lol I'm sure someone who is so concerned about her appearance that she's getting plastic surgery is going to take care of her vaginal area as well. She's not like Jennifer Garner, who let herself go when she had kids. Lucy Damon is on top of her shit.

by How do you like them apples?reply 3010/01/2016

Oh my god, it's hilarious that you all think a vagina gets stretched out.

by How do you like them apples?reply 3110/01/2016

Certain celebrities always have to be in power couples. Ben Affleck has always dated actresses.. Paltrow, Lopez, Garner. If they actually divorce already, he'll go for another celeb. Brad Pitt is another one Paltrow, Aniston, Jolie and a lot of lesser knowns. Johnny Depp is another one, but his aren't the same level of fame as the other two. It's like Leo and his under 25 models. It's like they have to be part of the type of couple for validation or whatever. Not to say they aren't fucking a ton of randoms on the side. The new breed of celebrity doesn't seem as interested in this power coupling thing.

As for Luciana, she hit the jackpot. Nothing special about her and she had baggage. Good for her. It must be weird going from bartender to the life of luxury. I always wonder how she fits in when she goes to all those dinners with other celebrities. Oddly enough, they never seemed to hang with the Afflecks too much.

by How do you like them apples?reply 3210/01/2016

They could just be better actors the Ben and Jennifer were/are, but when you look at their body language in their pictures, they seem much more comfortable with each other and actually look like they are a couple out for the evening rather than it being just being a posed publicity shot. Of course, it could be a complete sham and they might only talk to each other when a camera is around.

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by How do you like them apples?reply 3310/01/2016

[R27] That's Chris O'Donnell. I think he met his wife when they both went to Boston College.

by How do you like them apples?reply 3410/01/2016

William Petersen married an 8th grade science teacher in 2003. That surprises me since he seems pretentious. But I guess there's only room for one ego in that house. Then Nicolas Cage married a waitress Alice Kim but she fucked that up and they're divorced .

Lest we forget, the actresses who married "civilians":

Julianna Margulies and her hot, gay lawyer husband ,

Sharon Stone and the newspaper editor, even though they divorced .

Chaka Khan married a school teacher at the height of her fame. Also divorced .

Anyone else?

by How do you like them apples?reply 3510/01/2016

Oh goodness, she looks like Sarah Michelle Gellar after using her face as a speedbump at a monster truck rally.

by How do you like them apples?reply 3610/01/2016

Ya know, like maybe he just f*cking loves her. Despite the "rabbit looks" and whatever. Just maybe he actually loves her.

by How do you like them apples?reply 3710/01/2016

r37, whoever you are, your boyfriend is cheating on you.

by How do you like them apples?reply 3810/01/2016

Matt damon is truly talented. The way he was able to morph himself into a straight bro. Thats acting chops. He was so queeniee when he first hit the scene.

by How do you like them apples?reply 3910/01/2016

i like him, i love the jason bourne series...

by How do you like them apples?reply 4010/01/2016

R10, no one mentioned a "dive".

by How do you like them apples?reply 4110/01/2016

R39, If what you are saying is actually true than Matt Damon is much, much smarter and savvier than most A-listers who pair up. I totally agree with R33. Fab choice Matt if only for the way Luciana treats you in public.

by How do you like them apples?reply 4210/01/2016

Speaking of nannies, why do these wives hire nannies who are young, attractive girls? That's just asking for trouble. If they were smart, they would hire a nanny who looked like Kathy Bates or Margo Martindale. Just totally unfuckable.

by How do you like them apples?reply 4310/01/2016

That's what Maria Shriver thought...

by How do you like them apples?reply 4410/01/2016

[quote]I always wonder how she fits in when she goes to all those dinners with other celebrities.

Can you even IMAGINE how condescending Gwyneth would be to her?

by How do you like them apples?reply 4510/01/2016

Does Paltrow hang with the Damons? They seem to hang with Emily Blunt/John Kranski, Kimmel and maybe Clooney.

by How do you like them apples?reply 4610/01/2016

r43, or hire a mannie. Oh I forgot we are talking about matt damon.

by How do you like them apples?reply 4710/01/2016

R44 True, that woman is an ugly bulldog , but she did have some meat on her bones . When Arnold met Maria she had some heft on her . He even told her mom Eunice , "Your daughter has a great ass."

Then Maria lost too much weight and started to look like skeletor . I'm sure Arnold found that unattractive. Or maybe she was so busy with her career she didn't have time to give him head. Who knows ?

by How do you like them apples?reply 4810/01/2016

R46 Have you forgotten ?! Gwyneth makes it VERY clear that she is friends with Jay-Z AND Beyonce ! And she can rap!

by How do you like them apples?reply 4910/01/2016

[quote]They seem to hang with Emily Blunt/John Kranski, Kimmel and maybe Clooney.

I wonder if it's weird for Damon's stay at home wife to be among people who are ambitious and accomplished. I mean, maybe she has great education and is a voracious reader, but somehow I doubt it. She must feel out of place in that crowd, even if she has all the money in the world.

by How do you like them apples?reply 5010/01/2016

P.S.

I didn't mean to imply that the above mentioned actors are intellectuals (they're not), but they do have clear focus on a professional goal in life.

by How do you like them apples?reply 5110/01/2016

[quote]I always wonder how she fits in when she goes to all those dinners with other celebrities.

The same way that all of them attempt to "fit in" with one another. Not all celebs grew up in privilege. Many are from humble flyover type of backgrounds. And even those who are more accustomed to that world than others have the same kinds of doubts and insecurities as everybody else. All are posing to some extent.

by How do you like them apples?reply 5210/01/2016

From what I've read about Lucy , she has a degree in Interior design from Argentina , then she moved to Florida , couldn't find work , so she started working as a bartender .

That's probably the story from Matt's team . I'm sure she was a stripper and she came here to find a husband . At least she was smart enough to work at a place where she can find someone to take care of her and her daughter .

I'm sure she's smarter and more ambitious than any actor in the room , look how she set herself up for life .

by How do you like them apples?reply 5310/01/2016

In any case she has more hair than her husband.

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by How do you like them apples?reply 5410/01/2016

How is her butt compared to her husband's?

by How do you like them apples?reply 5510/01/2016

He married a zoo!

by How do you like them apples?reply 5610/01/2016

Jimmy Kimmel's wife started out as an assistant or something. She's another commoner. Matt seems genuinely happy in interviews and things, and I highly doubt he's such a good actor that he's capable of faking that much for that long. Compare him to Affleck who looks like he wants to die all the time, slurring his way through interviews. I think Damon is happily married. You can tell when people are content in their personal lives because it shows in professional things.

Nicolas Cage's personal life is a mess. He married Lisa Marie Presley because he's a huge Elvis fan. No surprise that marriage didn't last long. As for his next wife, "waitress" = escort. And it looks like he's with another one these days.

by How do you like them apples?reply 5710/01/2016

I read a post on ONTD from a woman who works as a nanny in LA. Jennifer Garner used the same agency that this poster is in and went through 7 nannies in the space of a year. She reportedly told one of the younger nannies that she felt intimidated around her (because the nanny was good-looking). Ben has always fucked around on her, in spite of her desperately popping out one band-aid kid after the other. I think he and Matt are public "buddies" but Matt is actually closer friends these days to Krasinksi and Kimmel. Seems to have a lot more in common with them. He says that he moved to LA so he and Ben's kids could grow up together but he completely abandoned that idea after about a minute once he saw the Garner-Affleck shitshow and moved to NYC with Krasinski.

by How do you like them apples?reply 5810/01/2016

[quote] I think he and Matt are public "buddies" but Matt is actually closer friends these days to Krasinksi and Kimmel.

He's also very close to one of the Hemsworth brothers despite their age difference. Chris I think.

by How do you like them apples?reply 5910/01/2016

Hasn't Jennifer Garner cheated on a lot of her bfs too?? I remember reading that she changed the locks on her house and poor Michael Vartan had no clue.

by How do you like them apples?reply 6010/01/2016

Someone once told me entertainment industry A-listers both in front of and behind the camera pair up with escorts as they'll actively participate in the swing parties or/and they're into very wild sex. Don't know if this is true or not. DL?

by How do you like them apples?reply 6110/01/2016

Matt is a pompous and self-important asshat like his fuck buddy George Clooney. So high handed with his faux liberal causes, all for the purpose of building his brand. He makes me so sick šŸ˜·

by How do you like them apples?reply 6210/01/2016

Garner cheated on her first husband Scott Foley with both Affleck (while filming Daredevil) and Vartan. She would have left him for Affleck but he reportedly told her not to. So when she and Foley broke up she ended up with Vartan because he was a warm body. She cheated on him with Affleck as well. When Affleck's relationship with JLo finally ended the two cheaters got together and Garner purposely got pregnant to get a ring out of him and nail him down. It was never some fairytale Hollywood love story. Of course it was going to end in flames.

by How do you like them apples?reply 6310/01/2016

^^^ Delicious!

by How do you like them apples?reply 6410/01/2016

Yes, Garner is a fucking piece of work. She cheated on her first husband Scott Foley (who got ten times more handsome since is marriage to her). She cheated on Michael Vartan with Affleck. I wouldn't doubt it if she didn't have an affair during her marriage to Affleck and that's the reason she hasn't badmouthed him to he press when he had an affair with the babysitter.

Garner and Affleck are actually still married and she makes sure to show off herself and the kids almost every day to the paparazzi. Recently she and Ben have been going out together (making sure the paps get pics of them). Of course the tabloids are asking if they might be getting back together. Probably not. But he has a new movie "The Accountant" coming out. She's probably posing with him for the paps to help generate publicity for the film. That's his M.O. When ever he has a movie or an awards ceremony coming up he starts actually being seen with his children and parading for the paps with the kids. The rest of the year, he can't be bothered with the kids. Those two money grubbing, cheating cunts (garner and affleck) deserve each other. That's probably why Matt Damon decided to move out of California. He realized how horrible they both are

by How do you like them apples?reply 6510/01/2016

That's pretty pathetic and watching Ben on Graham Norton talking about his kids b'day parties and all his prep for BvS was making me cringe. Of course any sort of criticism and suddenly Ben shut up and Henry stepped in.

by How do you like them apples?reply 6610/01/2016

The statement that they released about their intent to divorce mentioned wanting privacy but then Garner ran to Vanity Fair for a huge interview and she and Affleck haven't shut up about their divorce or kids since. Both are very phony and people have finally caught on. They use their kids to generate good press for their careers. Neither one would be missed if they never did another movie. Garner, whose entire career is credit card commercials and Mommyism, could easily move herself and the kids out of LA and avoid the paparazzi. She calls them to capture her daily gym and ice cream strolls -- it's all she has left plus her marriage to a known drunk and cheater.

by How do you like them apples?reply 6710/01/2016

I thought maybe Jen would do another series. I haven't seen Alias but i imagine she wasn't terrible in the role?

by How do you like them apples?reply 6810/01/2016

I streamed it on Netflix recently, R58. It was still fun.

by How do you like them apples?reply 6910/01/2016

[quote]Does Paltrow hang with the Damons?

I don't think Matt Damon would ever hang with that pretentious fake ass bitch. She has loads of friends, but no friends. If you know what I mean. She's like Taylor Swift. Any time Paltrow or Swift do anything with one of their celeb friends they make sure the paps get pics or they post it themselves all over the internet for everyone to see. I don't think Beyonce or Jay z hang around much with paltrow anymore. I wouldn't know Matt Damon's kids if they were in the same room as me. However I certainly would know gwynie's and the Affleck's kids if they were walking on the other side of the street. Paltrow is laying low lately since she broke up her own and her married boyfriend's marriage.

by How do you like them apples?reply 7010/01/2016

I wonder how much Swift pays her "squad" to hang out with her.

by How do you like them apples?reply 7110/01/2016

Gwyneth is one of Ben's exes. No, I don't think she and Matt hang out. lol

by How do you like them apples?reply 7210/01/2016

So much juicy shit about Garner and you people are talking shit about Luciana -- the latter of whom I've neither heard nor read anything negative (except on DL, for which it seems that her biggest crimes are not resembling a Hollywood Barbie, formerly working as a "lowly" bartender, and getting to fuck the overrated Damon).

by How do you like them apples?reply 7310/01/2016

That's simply amazing, R65. I wonder how she managed to find three totally innocent men who would allow her to victimize them within that short time. She must have an uncanny ability to spot a doormat from a mile away.

by How do you like them apples?reply 7410/01/2016

I think she's attractive plastic surgery or not. She's not some ugly troll.

by How do you like them apples?reply 7510/01/2016

Garner does her I'm Just a Sweet Gal from West Virginia act pretty well, always has. Seems like most housefraus in flyover states have bought into it, anyway. Foley fell for it. He certainly was a victim to her social-climbing and famewhoring. Vartan, who knows, I never cared much about him. Affleck is a scumbag like her, always looking for that extra bit of fame and public love. He's technically a victim because he drunkenly wandered into her trap but no one feels sorry for him. Everyone seems to loathe him actually.

by How do you like them apples?reply 7610/01/2016

Isn't Garner also friends with Reese Witherspoon or did i imagine that??

by How do you like them apples?reply 7710/01/2016

Foley resented the hell out of her success in Alias, and he never let up on her for a minute. His ego was fractured because in his head the fantasy was probably that he would become a big name and he would reach down to help her, although never to his level.

by How do you like them apples?reply 7810/01/2016

When Garner and Foley got together he was the more famous one, a regular on Felicity (she was a guest star in Season 1). Then she got Alias and started looking for a bigger, more important fish and sucked enough cock until she got one. True, she had to get knocked up first to get a ring and then endure 10 years of drinking, gambling, whoring around and various other public humiliations but she did get her way.

by How do you like them apples?reply 7910/01/2016

Well Foley seems to be doing well now that he's on Scandal.

by How do you like them apples?reply 8010/01/2016

Have heard that Matt never liked Jen Garner, prob because she's a conniving cunt who trapped his bff into marrying her and then nagged him to death for 10 years. Very telling that Lucy Damon and Jen Garner don't seem to be friends. Nor does Garner seem to be friends with Emily Blunt or Molly Kimmel. In fact, I think Garner's only friend is that blonde woman who does her PR.

I've never heard anything remotely negative about Luciana Damon. She was a single mom and snagged a rich guy. I've heard that Matt had been dating a lot of women when they met, so maybe she was one of his regular hookups for awhile until she could reel him in. Either way she played her cards right and must live a very interesting life. He seems very devoted to her and their kids unlike SOME of his friends.

by How do you like them apples?reply 8110/01/2016

How does one trap a guy???? Getting pregnant doesn't guarantee that the guy will stay with you and it takes two to tango. Jen didn't get pregnant all by herself.

by How do you like them apples?reply 8210/01/2016

R82 is very naive

by How do you like them apples?reply 8310/01/2016

No just don't like putting all the blame on the woman.

by How do you like them apples?reply 8410/01/2016

You're right, Ben was a moron to dangle his unwrapped dick anywhere near a desperate, obsessed woman. But that doesn't change the fact that she's a conniving, manipulative cunt who forced a few kids on a man who clearly has no interest in them because she wants him to stick around. And knowing that with his history of a drunk, absentee father, and not wanting to repeat his mistakes, he would.

by How do you like them apples?reply 8510/01/2016

Maybe Jen should've starred in Gone Girl R85.

by How do you like them apples?reply 8610/01/2016

Matt damon dated Winona Ryder, the horror show. Probably swore off hollywood actresses after her and dated a "normal" gal after.

by How do you like them apples?reply 8710/02/2016

Was Winona really that bad?? I think anyone would be a mess after dating Johnny Depp.

by How do you like them apples?reply 8810/02/2016

R87 IIRC that's exactly what he did. I'm pretty sure he said after Ryder he'd never date another actress.

The Damon marriage seems pretty simple to me. Single mother looking for a stand-up and trustworthy guy, guy looking for a normal non-drama girl. Like most relationships, the people get together because each is offering what the other is looking for at the time. There's nothing to indicate their relationship isn't genuine.

by How do you like them apples?reply 8910/02/2016

Is it possible to have a genuine relationship in Hollywood?

by How do you like them apples?reply 9010/02/2016

They always look like they're genuinely into each other.

Its surprising that Winona dated Damon, he seemed too normal for her. R87 is right. He probably wanted someone with no drama. He married someone below his class (and a single parent) but Maybe she is a great person. I thought she was homely at first but she seems to have improved her looks through cosmetic surgery and keeping in shape.

by How do you like them apples?reply 9110/02/2016

Not a good enough actress by a long shot R86 But that's probably why Ben didn't totally suck in that role -- it was all too close to his real life

by How do you like them apples?reply 9210/02/2016

I wonder what she thinks of his ass. Does she service it?

by How do you like them apples?reply 9310/02/2016

Assfest

by How do you like them apples?reply 9410/02/2016

Why Ben and Matt broke up ? Media pressure or thirsty wife of Matt?

by How do you like them apples?reply 9510/02/2016

I think he is a nice guy who turned his back on Obama, I don't know why. More than likely he just has a lot of chemistry with his wife...it happens.

by How do you like them apples?reply 9610/02/2016

Didn't Matt very unceremoniously dump Minnie Driver in a humiliating way?

by How do you like them apples?reply 9710/02/2016

[quote]Didn't Matt very unceremoniously dump Minnie Driver in a humiliating way?

She said -- I think on Oprah -- that she found out they were no longer a couple by him saying he was single in an interview. I have heard that was possibly not true, that they had broken up before his interview, but that could have just been his PR team saying that.

by How do you like them apples?reply 9810/02/2016

I want her life!!!!!

by How do you like them apples?reply 9910/02/2016

You're all ignoring the obvious. Actors date and marry actresses because when somebody famous gets together with somebody else famous, this increases their publicity value exponentially. When actors want to lead a private life and not be on the covers of tabloids all the time, they marry somebody who isn't famous. Damon, McConaughey and Wahlberg are examples of that.

Affleck has always tried to date somebody famous because he's desperate for attention. Same can be said for Garner. Angelina and Pitt obviously. And maybe they're right to do so. All of them are punching way above their weight given their modest acting talents and Affleck's way overrated alleged talent as an actor. But the issue remains: do appearances on magazine covers ensure box office? No.

Whoever was claiming Jimmy Kimmel's wife was a nobody, she was the lead writer on his show. So it isn't like he picked up a bartender like Damon. Krasinski is desperate to make it. He tries to ingratiate himself with the 'in' crowd around Damon to get publicity for himself. Don't see that marriage lasting, his wife's out of his league.

by How do you like them apples?reply 10010/02/2016

R100 here... make that "Affleck's way overrated alleged talent as a DIRECTOR" nobody claims he has any talent as an actor. He's as expressive as Al Gore.

by How do you like them apples?reply 10110/02/2016

R100 please educate yourself. Molly McNearney started on the show as a producer's assistant. She used her kitty to get her current job. Can you even imagine being part of the writing staff that is led by the boss's wife? Does anyone ever criticize her ideas or do they just let her do whatever she wants because they want to keep their jobs? Kimmel is #3 in the ratings, probably because his writing staff sucks.

by How do you like them apples?reply 10210/02/2016

So is she attracted to his ASS like DLers are? If so why?

Is she a lesbian?

by How do you like them apples?reply 10310/02/2016

[quote]maybe he just f*cking loves her

Lotta newbies lately -- you can tell because they censor themselves.

We can say fuck all we want, ladies. FUCK FUCK FUCK. See? The world has not ended.

by How do you like them apples?reply 10410/02/2016

[quote]She's another commoner.

Commoner! This shit absolutely kills me. It's as good as the "he's from peasant stock" crap some of you guys toss around.

You'd think you guys would be too busy managing your fiefdoms to post to DL.

by How do you like them apples?reply 10510/02/2016

Compare him to Affleck who looks like he wants to die

No shit . If I was married to that fucking phony, harpy shrew the only way I could cope was to start drinking heavily .

by How do you like them apples?reply 10610/02/2016

Seriously, R105. This "Damon married beneath his class" and "what does Luciana talk about with others in that crowd" shit is just that. I would not be surprised if Luciana's SES upbringing in Argentina was comparable to, or higher than, Damon's growing up in Mass. Damon came into his millions via Hollywood. He wasn't born into them. Many in the entertainment industry came from less than stellar origins. Hitting it big the industry doesn't make them any more "classy" than anybody else, and they're full of the same shit as everybody else. Luciana is likely less full of BS than the "classy" Hollywood crowd.

by How do you like them apples?reply 10710/02/2016

He's not even cute.

by How do you like them apples?reply 10810/02/2016

r107 Damon grew up in Cambridge in an upper middle-class family and went to Harvard.

by How do you like them apples?reply 10910/02/2016

I'm so sick of the DL elitists on here. I am black and come from a mixed race background. I've lived in all type of neighborhoods growing up, uber wealthy and urban poor. I had a very colorful childhood. People have varied life experiences. You cannot judge a book by its cover. You never know how "cultured" one is based on ethnicity, class, or country of origin. Fkin obnoxious queens.

by How do you like them apples?reply 11010/02/2016

What R110 said.

by How do you like them apples?reply 11110/02/2016

How much do you think Matt Damon is worth? He got a $25 mil paycheck (+ a percentage of the profits) for the latest Bourne movie. That plus the other movies in the trilogy, The Martian, the Ocean's trilogy, and all of the other roles that he's had and things he's produced. $500mil net worth?

by How do you like them apples?reply 11210/02/2016

[quote][R107] Damon grew up in Cambridge in an upper middle-class family and went to Harvard.

None of which negates that Luciana could have had an equivalent or higher SES level upbringing in Argentina.

by How do you like them apples?reply 11310/02/2016

Who really knows anything about Luciana or her upbringing? All we know is that she was a single mom working in a bar when she met Matt.

by How do you like them apples?reply 11410/02/2016

Right, R107. I'm amazed at how some people think that celebrities are smarter, better humans because they're celebrities. Most are narcissistic and very few are educated beyond high school. Would I like to have their money? Oh yeah. Would I want their lives? No thanks.

by How do you like them apples?reply 11510/02/2016

R113, She's one celeb wife that IMHO deserves to be admired for the way she treats her husband when he's in public, realizing he's famous and this is the way he provides for his children. I haven't seen one photo of Lucia scowling at Matt or heard her publicly putting him down. Nor does she look fake when she poses next to him as if she's a total beard. In fact she seems to me to be a strong anchor in their marriage which many men seek out.

So I don't know why some DL posters still keep on dissing her over trivial points. Jealousy?

by How do you like them apples?reply 11610/02/2016

Unlike Affleck, Matt doesn't really have to shield his kids from googling him. He's never strong-armed an elderly black man into hiding ancestors who owned slaves. He's never been thrown out of a casino or got caught with nannies. He's never made a fool of himself in relationships like Bennifer 1.0. He has a good rep.

by How do you like them apples?reply 11710/02/2016

I'm not an Affleck fan, but I can't blame him for drinking like a fish. Three kids and a screeching harpie shrew for a wife, or ex-wife, whatever the fuck she is now. I would be knocking back the drinks too.

by How do you like them apples?reply 11810/02/2016

Garner just did an interview for no real reason and mentioned that her oldest daughter needed a laptop to complete school assignments. Apparently she has been raising them like Luddites with very little access to technology. She said that she was petrified of her kids using the internet. You just have to laugh. You know that she's configured that computer to prohibit any searches on "Ben Affleck," "Jennifer Lopez" or "Bennifer."

by How do you like them apples?reply 11910/02/2016

R118, I've raised the question before of why so many A-listers with a lot to lose would take the risk of dating and marrying the opposite type of a seemingly sweet, respectful woman like Luciana. Guess some are turned on by the B word.

by How do you like them apples?reply 12010/02/2016

R119 Madonna, Gwyneth and Angelina Jolie also don't seem to be big fans of technology. I don't think it's that weird. The Affleck kids are going to find out about their dad eventually.

by How do you like them apples?reply 12110/02/2016

R121, Michelle Williams too. She had her kid reading books instead.

by How do you like them apples?reply 12210/03/2016

I've heard stories that he messes around on her But what can she do? She's very lucky she knows it.

by How do you like them apples?reply 12310/03/2016

R123, What per cent of wealthy or/and famous stars are actually faithful to their wives?

by How do you like them apples?reply 12410/03/2016

[Quote] What per cent of wealthy or/and famous stars are actually faithful to their wives?

I would also like to know the answer to this.

by How do you like them apples?reply 12510/03/2016

Test

by How do you like them apples?reply 12610/03/2016

Kids can be tech savvy but still read books -- they are not mutually exclusive. I guess none of these people will raise the next Zuckerberg. They're already behind their peers in that department.

by How do you like them apples?reply 12710/03/2016

R127, Just went to the Cox Business awards dinner for local start-ups. Student winner created and implemented a program teaching kids as young as 4-years-old how to build their own websites. Computer familiarization is a necessity in today's world.

by How do you like them apples?reply 12810/03/2016

My nephew is in middle school and they all have their own personal laptops in the classroom. They no longer have textbooks or take notes with a pen and paper. This is a public school, too.

by How do you like them apples?reply 12910/03/2016

The Affleck-Garner goblins go to Carlthorp, a private school. IDK why Amish Garner doesn't just homeschool them... it would interfere with her shopping and gym strolls for the paps?

by How do you like them apples?reply 13010/03/2016

It's better to go to school, kids get to know other rich kids esp if in private school and build lifelong bonds that may help them later in life.

by How do you like them apples?reply 13110/03/2016

At least the Affleck kids go to school unlike the Pitt kids who always have been homeschooled. Bet they're all bright sparks.

by How do you like them apples?reply 13210/03/2016

Can you even imagine the sheer hell it would be to have that uber-frau shre Jennifer Garner in your life? Affleck must spend every day just wishing she would die.

by How do you like them apples?reply 13310/03/2016

R133 Affleck is obviously an Olympic class asshole. Garner can't hold a candle to him in assholery.

by How do you like them apples?reply 13410/03/2016

Garner is as big of a cheat and a smug asshole as anyone in this equation. She doesn't get a pass just because she's a frau.

by How do you like them apples?reply 13510/03/2016

You recognize the gay stars at the homely wives and gfs.

by How do you like them apples?reply 13610/03/2016

She's so squat and homely, it's weird that she's Argentine. Argentines are usually ridiculously hot.

by How do you like them apples?reply 13710/03/2016

Argentinians aren't particularly attractive. Brazilians are. Not Argentinians.

by How do you like them apples?reply 13810/03/2016

[quote] She's so squat

Does he do squats?

by How do you like them apples?reply 13910/15/2016
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