Hey OJ, I wanna go grab a bite. You want pizza? I can call Mezzaluna and have them deliver.
Let's pretend we're in LA in 1994
by Anonymous | reply 145 | April 25, 2018 6:29 PM |
Dropped by the Athletic Club today and watched Antony Hamilton getting fucked again in the steam room.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 30, 2016 12:45 AM |
A Kathleen Turner movie about a suburban mom who gets away with murder because of a media circus? I don't wanna see that; that sounds stupid, implausible and impossible. Who would ever believe such a thing could happen? Plus, it's rated R. Sorry, son, we're going to see [italic]Thumbelina[/italic] instead.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 30, 2016 12:55 AM |
I finally got my hillside house built on stilts! I've wanted on since I saw one in the movies! The view of LA is divine!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 30, 2016 12:58 AM |
This is the big one! You hear that Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you, honey! Oh wait, I'm already here!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 30, 2016 1:02 AM |
A movie about a runaway bus?
A whole movie?
How odd...
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 30, 2016 1:14 AM |
How cute that Shelley Long thinks she still matters in this town when all she can get for film roles anymore is Florence Henderson's hand-me-downs. Who wants a movie version of [italic]Brady Bunch[/italic] anyway? Their last revival flopped, the dad died of AIDS, and they never won nearly as many Emmys as my show did. What's next, a remake of [italic]Song of Norway[/italic]? A Wesson oil commercial? Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 30, 2016 1:18 AM |
Let's all go to the White Party in Palm Springs. I'm bringing my friend Tina!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 30, 2016 1:31 AM |
What do you mean more Emmy voters voted for Kirstie Alley than for me? I don't care that she played the mother of an autistic boy, I still want a recount! Doesn't she already have enough Emmys for replacing that unstable ginger cunt who ruined [italic]Outrageous Fortune[/italic]? Mama Rose is the role I was born to play, and I played it damn well. Nobody can play that role like I can. Maybe we didn't have Technirama or Natalie Wood, but at least I didn't need Lisa Kirk or Marni Nixon to do my singing for me, and I did every bit of it live on stage. Oh god, it's the 1979 Oscars all over again. I lost another award to some cheap sitcom floozy! And they say Jews run Hollywood. Maybe Disney still wants to hire me, except I'm 40 years too young to be a Golden Girl and they were cancelled.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 30, 2016 2:10 AM |
We haven't had an earthquake in a while, I wond...
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 30, 2016 2:55 AM |
Hi. Let's [cliché]. Then afterward we can go and[cliché]. Did you catch that tv show about [cliché]? It really made me think. I'm not so sure I agree with that new trend toward [cliché]. This weekend I'm going to [cliché] and then [cliché] and may try to [cliché] if I have time.
God you're a tard.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 30, 2016 3:34 AM |
Did you see that scar on Kimberly's head when she ripped her wig off?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 30, 2016 4:16 AM |
The most beautiful women in the world are coming to your tv screen. And Linda Gray.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 30, 2016 4:17 AM |
Hey, I just heard Norman Lear's doing another sitcom. This time it's about a black family who now lives in Archie's house. Maybe they'll bring back some original cast members for cameos. If they do, it'll run for at least five years!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 30, 2016 4:47 AM |
R10, nothing's more cliché than pointing out clichés without offering something better.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 30, 2016 4:49 AM |
That Melrose Place is the greatest soap show EVER it's so much better than 90210 which has just started really going to shit after they fired Shannen Doherty.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 30, 2016 5:27 AM |
Which Lancome shade matches my Kaposi's spots?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 30, 2016 5:35 AM |
[quote] That Melrose Place is the greatest soap show EVER
Ahem.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 30, 2016 6:05 AM |
Did you just see [italic]The Tonight Show[/italic] last night? Burt Reynolds just got in a fight with that [italic]Double Dare[/italic] guy. Johnny never would have put up with that shit. After Charlie Callas shoved him as karma for all the people he mistreated throughout his life, he was banned for life. That reminds me, is Charlie Callas still alive?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 30, 2016 6:08 AM |
My god, this season of SNL is just flat-out terrible. This new cast is nothing but talentless hacks, every one of them. And the writing is complete shit. They've always been erratic but this is just awful in every way. Everything that makes bad comedy bad is on display every week. We need an LA-based Saturday night sketch comedy, one with a cast that actually looks like America and not just an mostly-white frat house with a token or two. And now that [italic]In Living Color[/italic] is off the air, we're going to have to do something to keep that audience.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 30, 2016 6:27 AM |
I was doing errands this afternoon and some idiot in a Pontiac Grand Prix ran a red light and almost T- boned my Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 30, 2016 6:45 AM |
I can't believe they cancelled [italic]Dinosaurs[/italic]. Bad enough they kept moving it around so I could never actually find it, but once I finally find it again, they cancel it! And they actually had everybody go extinct in the last episode. Yeah, like that could ever happen to humans in our lifetime. They did it just to spite ABC, but honestly they deserve that spite, considering how many of their other sitcoms are total crap. Some company needs to buy them out and put people with good taste in charge.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 30, 2016 6:51 AM |
Looks like this Internet thing is catching on and is here to stay. I wish there was site where gay men could go to chat anonymously and say whatever is on our minds.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 30, 2016 8:07 AM |
OMG Kurt Cobain killed himself :( I'm going to Seattle for the memorial tribute sit-in. One silk rose, All Apologies lyrics challigraphed on parchment, tiny electric guitar to lay reverently on increasingly larger pile of like items...
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 30, 2016 8:37 AM |
Dude, I need tickets to Woodstock 94. And a ride there. I asked my parents, but they said "get a job" and that defeats the whole point of what Woodstock is about.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 30, 2016 8:40 AM |
Madonna made a complete ass of herself on The Late Show. Her downward spiral continues.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 30, 2016 11:54 AM |
Geez, the way Clinton talked about Tricky Dick at his funeral, you'd think the American military defeat in Vietnam, the War on Drugs and the Watergate burglary never happened.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 30, 2016 1:31 PM |
I wonder what kind of hat they buried Jackie Kennedy in.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 30, 2016 1:32 PM |
This entire thread proves my point.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 30, 2016 2:08 PM |
January, 1994. A lovely day in Oahu.
Detailer: Well, Sergeant, time for you to rotate out. I have posts at Ft Lewis, WA and Ft Riley KS for your MOS.
Me: Oh no, Sir! Don't you have anything in Texas?
Detailer: Afraid not, Sarge. But I see you enlisted in Los Angeles--I have one slot at Ft. Irwin. That's close to LA.
Me: With all due respect, Sir, I'd rather die in a grease fire than go back to that shithole, Sir.
Detailer: Ft Lewis it is, then. Look on the bright side. Sergeant, you won't have to worry about looking good in a swimsuit for the next 4 years.
Epilogue:
And I never looked back....
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 30, 2016 2:25 PM |
And R10/R28's inability to come up with anything but insults proves I was right and that he's an uncreative moron who projects his lack of imagination onto others. Seriously, stay the fuck out of a pretend thread if that's your attitude.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 30, 2016 2:33 PM |
A deaf Miss America. Now I've seen and heard everything. But she sure hasn't.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 30, 2016 2:34 PM |
So now we know why Reagan was saying "I do not recall" so much during Iran-Contra. He has Alzheimer's. Must have been something in all those jelly beans.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 30, 2016 2:34 PM |
I love Madonna's new Bedtime Stories CD. It's her R&B album. I have a feeling as she gets older that she'll move more into R&B territory and further away from dance pop.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 30, 2016 3:58 PM |
Those idiots in Congress are calling for [italic]Beavis and Butt-head[/italic] to be banned just because some dumb kid saw him talking about fire on TV and set his house on fire and killed his little sister. Yeah, but what about every other viewer who was watching it that day. How many of them did that? Someone ought to burn their houses down instead, the homophobic cracker scum.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 30, 2016 3:59 PM |
WHY ME?!!!!
WHYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEE?!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 30, 2016 4:03 PM |
Wow, I'd forgotten all about that, R33.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 30, 2016 4:03 PM |
I'd say about 5 of these responses have anything to do with LA.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 30, 2016 4:09 PM |
[quote]I'd say about 5 of these responses have anything to do with LA.
I'm trying not to fall back on nothing but earthquake and OJ jokes, but it's not easy. What the hell else was going on at the time?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 30, 2016 4:13 PM |
My life is flashing before my eyes!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 30, 2016 4:14 PM |
I'm a sicko but I laughed at r39.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 30, 2016 4:16 PM |
I'm Patti LuPone, packing up my suitcase in London and ready to open Sunset Boulevard in LA before heading to Broadway!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 30, 2016 4:17 PM |
Well, at least I missed that earthquake
--Harry Nilsson
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 30, 2016 4:44 PM |
[quote] I'm Patti LuPone, packing up my suitcase in London and ready to open Sunset Boulevard in LA before heading to Broadway!
Sure, rub it in why don't you. First my sitcom flops, now this. Play Joan Crawford, my agent said. You'll win another Oscar, he said. Last time I checked an Oscar didn't look like a Super 8 reel with a golf ball attached to it. I should have fired him for that but no no no, he promised me [italic]Supergirl[/italic] would revive my career. And then flop after flop after flop later, here I am getting turned down by Andrew Lloyd Webber for his new travesty of a classic film. If I can play Joan Crawford, I sure as hell can play Norma Desmond.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 30, 2016 4:48 PM |
A movie with that washed-up, closet-case has-been, John Travolta???
This isn't 1978. It'll never succeed!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 30, 2016 4:51 PM |
I was walking by the White House the other day, and I saw the prettiest girl in a blue dress and a beret. Those politicians are so lucky!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 30, 2016 4:51 PM |
Buying a loft in Little Tokyo or downtown LA??? That's absolutely nuts! That will always be a no-go zone after 5 pm!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 30, 2016 4:54 PM |
I became a millionaire, only to be killed by the drain in my pool eight years later!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 30, 2016 4:56 PM |
We need to push this Proposition 187! It is the only sensible thing to save our state from the illegals, and it won't, in any way, shape, or form hurt our party in the decades to come!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 30, 2016 4:59 PM |
Sorry, Mr. Crane. I'm glad you thought of me for the part, but I just can't do this show. I don't mind playing a Jewish girl, but I just don't believe premarital sex is either morally right or a good idea, so I can't in good conscience do it. I don't want to send a bad message to American women. Plus, it's way too similar to my old show.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 30, 2016 4:59 PM |
[quote]And [R10]/[R28]'s inability to come up with anything but insults proves I was right and that he's an uncreative moron who projects his lack of imagination onto others. Seriously, stay the fuck out of a pretend thread if that's your attitude.
Mmmm, no.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 1, 2016 1:44 AM |
Shit, Kurt Cobain just joined the 27 club!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 1, 2016 1:46 AM |
No, Michael, you don't understand. This is non-negotiable. Either I get Frank Wells' old job or I leave the company. I don't care if Roy wants to start a proxy war. I helped save this company, too. Don't I deserve to reap some of the rewards of that success? Before I came to this studio, Disney was an also-ran living on borrowed time and coasting on nostalgia for long-past successes. Now look at us!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 1, 2016 2:24 AM |
Who do I have to fuck to get a part in a movie in this town?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 1, 2016 2:55 AM |
R7 that was spot on.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 1, 2016 2:57 AM |
It's Saturday night, let's go out! Where should we go? If we go to WeHo, it could be the Revolver, Mickey's, Rage, or Motherload. First we could go to The Abbey for coffee (they don't serve alcohol). Or we could go to The Roosterfish in Venice? Or maybe the Silver Fox or Ripples in Long Beach? Or the Boom Boom Room in Laguna Beach? So many choices!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 1, 2016 3:05 AM |
Uh, why did "The A B B E Y for coffee" get censored?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 1, 2016 3:06 AM |
R55...Let's go out in the Valley. Happy Hour at the Queen Mary, then a quick bite at Koo Koo Roo or Chin Chin before going to Apache. They're having a special on Jaegermeister shots. Then we can hit The Lodge and when we're drunk and horny we can stumble out back and cruise the alley behind Le Sex Shoppe.
And if if that doesn't work, we can always go back to our Northridge damaged $500 1 bedroom apartments, flip through the back of Frontiers and call phone sex lines.
Oooh...an aftershock!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 1, 2016 4:28 AM |
I know you didnt want to go to Spagos again, but after we order, will you go over to Tower and get that new Veruca Salt CD. Seether really rocks and theyre going to be around awhile!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 1, 2016 4:35 AM |
Who the fuck is this plain-Jane Sandra Bullock and why does she get to co-star alongside that hot piece of ass, Keanu Reeves??
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 1, 2016 4:35 AM |
I know a guy who fucked Tom Cruise!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 1, 2016 5:12 AM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 1, 2016 8:19 PM |
I wouldn't set foot in Studio One, not with their door policy. I stay in Silverlake.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 1, 2016 8:42 PM |
Shit, my HIV has developed into full blown AIDS. AZT was not the wonder drug we'd hoped for; in fact, it seems to have made things worse. How could that be?
My doctor says that if I can hang on another two years, a new drug called a retroviral will be the answer to all our prayers. I'm already blind in one eye from CMV but maybe if I can just get over this bout of PCP I'll be okay...wish me luck.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 1, 2016 11:58 PM |
What's with all these fucking Armenians? Jesus, they're gross.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 2, 2016 12:38 AM |
Angelyne turns 50!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 2, 2016 4:33 AM |
My friend Bob just bought a house in Los Feliz? No, it's not the Valley, it's like the other side of Hollywood, you know, like East LA, gangbangers and all that. Yeah, sort of right near Griffith Park. You could not pay me to live there. I told him he was nuts.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 2, 2016 4:47 AM |
Ya know, that Supermodel song from last year was kinda cute but I don't see that Rupaul going very far. Drag queens, really?! See you later at Cuffs where real men are!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 2, 2016 5:11 AM |
Car-jackings are fucking, crazy, man! You never know when you'll stall at a red-light and some fucker will point a gun at you and try to steal your car!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 2, 2016 6:02 AM |
bump!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 2, 2016 6:47 AM |
I can't believe that stupid show Lisa and I turned down actually became a hit. That's it. The next pilot script I'm offered, I don't care how bad it is, I'll take it.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 2, 2016 8:22 PM |
Two new broadcast networks? Aren't four broadcast networks, 50 cable channels, VHS and laserdisc enough choices? How much of this do we really need, anyway? And will high-definition TV ever happen or is it just a pipe dream?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 3, 2016 4:11 AM |
Who knew 1994 had LA's best days....
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 3, 2016 4:20 AM |
It really didn't, R72, people were still dying of AIDS in their millions as this was pre-retrovirals.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 3, 2016 8:52 PM |
So my AIDS is terminal now - nothing the doctors can do.
I wish I lived in 2016. I'm sure there will be a cure by then.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 6, 2016 1:15 AM |
That Maria Shriver should just marry Arnold Schwarzenegger he seems so honest and trustworthy.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 9, 2016 12:33 AM |
Oh, wait, Maria and Arnold have been married for a while now. They look so in love! Nothing can break them!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 9, 2016 1:08 AM |
I've just watched Michael Jackson and his new bride Lisa Marie Presley kissing passionately on MTV awards!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 9, 2016 1:13 AM |
Did you see that new Ellen Degeneres sitcom? It's not bad, but it's ridiculous she's trying to play straight. She's such a dyke you can tell from outer space!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 9, 2016 1:31 AM |
This year is MY year to win the Oscar! Do you hear me? No one can stop me! Not Rosie Perez, and not Emma Thompson! And Holly Hunter is going to win Best Actress, so the award for Best Supporting Actress is ALL MINE!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 9, 2016 1:36 AM |
Geez, another ice cream commercial? First my agent promised me [italic]All's Fair[/italic] was gonna make me a TV star, then he promised me [italic]The Jerk, Pennies From Heaven[/italic] and [italic]Annie[/italic] were gonna make me a star. Well, I'm still waiting. If it weren't for this cartoon where I'm a singing cat, I'd have nothing to do here. I'm going back to Broadway.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 9, 2016 1:38 AM |
What kind of idiot pays half a million dollars for a house in Brentwood Circle? He's going to lose his shirt on that one if he ever tries to sell. Even worse than that place in Malibu.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 9, 2016 1:48 AM |
Holy shit! Did you read the headlines this morning? I guess if we do another [italic]Naked Gun[/italic] movie we'll need to recast Nordberg…again. Maybe we'll make him Chinese next time.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 9, 2016 1:50 AM |
What the fuck is going on in Brentwood? Cops everywhere, it's a mess. Nothing ever happens in Brentwood because it's all white people. I wonder what's going on. I guess I'll have to wait several hours until the news comes on to find out what it is.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 9, 2016 2:18 AM |
Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve
And the drugs don't work
AZT just made things worse
And I'm
Gonna be dead of AIDS this year.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 9, 2016 2:50 AM |
R48 You are right.
Prop 187 is the only answer from keeping ALL MEXICANS err I mean illegal aliens from taking our jobs.
I mean like what could possibly go wrong?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 9, 2016 3:58 AM |
That earthquake was a 7.2 and my house just disappeared down a chasm.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 9, 2016 4:24 AM |
Anne Styles gave birth to Harry in February 1994!!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 9, 2016 4:24 AM |
The Northridge earthquake was terrifying - it took out my house and now I'm in a homeless shelter.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 9, 2016 4:39 AM |
Yes, Mr. Weinstein: when I say I'll do anything for a good role, I mean [italic]anything.[/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 9, 2016 4:42 AM |
Has anyone seen this awful new sitcom on Thursday before Seinfeld? It's about a bunch of whiny twentysomethings in NYC, and it's got that brunette girl who danced with Bruce Springsteen in the "Dancing in the Dark" video and that tall blonde girl who plays the waitress on "Mad about You." Oh, and a monkey. The monkey's the best thing in it.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 9, 2016 4:46 AM |
Just got back from the premiere of "Ready to Wear." Julia Roberts is finished. Ovah. She'll never make it in Hollywood.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 9, 2016 4:59 AM |
Ron, that was a lovely evening we had together. You're so nice and handsome, not like the other guys I've been with. You really know how to treat a woman. I'll see you tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 9, 2016 5:05 AM |
[quote] I've just watched Michael Jackson and his new bride Lisa Marie Presley kissing passionately on MTV awards!
I remember when he used to kiss me that way.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 9, 2016 5:23 AM |
Is Tonya Harding here? I've got to find her.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 9, 2016 5:27 AM |
Kids, if you sing "Hakuna Matata" one more time and keep getting the words wrong, I will rip that [italic]Lion King[/italic] cassette out of the player and throw it onto the 5.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 9, 2016 5:29 AM |
Let's see - we have a choice of going to the Tonight Show or the Arsenio Hall show - lets go see Arsenio, because his show is so much more hip!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 9, 2016 6:05 AM |
Carol, have you seen that new Jodie Foster movie [italic]Nell[/italic]? Totally ridiculous. I mean, she tries to play a feral woman, but she just totally tries too hard. Seriously, she already has like two Oscars, so what else does she have to do for attention, say she's a lesbian and hang around with neo-Nazis? What an attention whore. Not like that Ellen DeGeneres from that new show [italic]These Friends of Mine[/italic] on ABC. She seems nice enough. I'm sure she'll find a husband soon.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 9, 2016 6:10 AM |
We're LA. We believe in trust. We don't do security.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 9, 2016 9:09 AM |
No, honey, we shouldn't buy a house in Los Angeles. The median home price there is $150,000! Gawd! We'd never get that back on selling it!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 9, 2016 5:52 PM |
I love this new [italic]Back to the Future[/italic] ride at Universal Studios. I wonder if Michael J. Fox has actually ridden it yet so he can feel all the shakes and twists and turns.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | October 9, 2016 5:55 PM |
Geez, are they ever gonna bring back my soaps? Decide on a verdict already! How much more evidence do you need? He's guilty. The DNA tests prove it beyond any reasonable doubt. I don't care what Furhman said on the tapes, and I don't believe anyone who's smart enough to go to such elaborate lengths to frame a beloved public figure for murder would be too stupid to destroy or hide that tape. People just don't behave that way in real life. But that Kato Kaelin really makes my hoo-ha tingle for some reason. My Fred hasn't looked that good since he was in high school; now he looks more an even fatter Robert Shapiro.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | October 9, 2016 6:06 PM |
I guess I can afford to send [bold]all[/bold] the kids to Harvard after all.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | October 9, 2016 6:11 PM |
R1 wins
Poor Anthony Hamilton lost
by Anonymous | reply 103 | October 9, 2016 6:13 PM |
There's a rumor of a powerful new drug which stops HIV in its tracks but they said that about AZT and look what happened. It's gonna be too late for me. I've sold my house and cashed in everything; Ryan and I are going travelling for the next two years. No symptoms yet for either of us but it could happen any time.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 9, 2016 7:04 PM |
So much overwriting. You'll be great on CSI.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 9, 2016 7:14 PM |
Hi Robert hun, how was that O.J. thing going? Well, I just saw the stupidest Canadian film ever called Louis,28, King of the Airwaves. It's about a guy who has a t.v. crew that follows him around 24/7 for a t.v. show!. Can you imagine? What idiot would allow thier life to be put on for public display like that? And what pinhead would want to see such mundane trash? Kim! No you may not have another piece of cake! I mean, my god, look at your fat ass! Robbie, hun, show your sister how to use that new video recorder so she take a videogram of her huge dumper! Honestly!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 10, 2016 3:19 AM |
Courtney, if I can just be left alone to shoot up in peace, maybe I'll be okay. I don't want to go to rehab; I'm in pain, man - my stomach fucking hurts without the gear and it always has done. Nothing else works for me.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 10, 2016 3:22 AM |
Oh sorry, Bruce, I called you my ex's name. I was confused, something you never are, you manly man you! But another thing, I'm worried about Khloe. All she does is read JET magazine and watch BET. I don't know What she is up to. Good thing we Have Little Robbie who looks like he will be the most sucessful of all the brats!
by Anonymous | reply 108 | October 10, 2016 3:45 AM |
Okay, fine, I'll allow cameras into the courts just this once. What harm could it do?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | October 12, 2016 1:40 AM |
As long as they never find my secret n-word tape, OJ's as good as convicted. And they'll never know that it was I, Mark Furhman, who actually killed my darling Nicole and that Jewboy she was with and planted all the evidence. If a white man can't have her, no one can. Anything to help finish what Der Führer started.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | October 12, 2016 1:41 AM |
Dude, I'm telling you, that new [italic]Lion King[/italic] movie totally ripped off some old Japanese cartoon. And [italic]Hamlet[/italic]. And [italic]Bambi[/italic]. And [italic]The Jungle Book[/italic]. And a lot of ancient African mythology about lions. But don't you go calling it an "homage" to any of those things; that's just French for "rip-off."
by Anonymous | reply 111 | October 12, 2016 1:42 AM |
So everyone I know has died of AIDS now.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | October 12, 2016 3:27 AM |
Another year, another loss at the Emmys. I don't know how Susan Lucci does it. Oh well, onto season 11. We're still the highest rated non-news show on Sunday night. Nobody's ever been able to beat us. Fox just moved [italic]The Simpsons[/italic] up against me so we'll see how much longer they last. They may have brought down Cosby, but I'm another matter altogether.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | October 12, 2016 3:40 AM |
God, please forgive me for defending a man for killing one of my own people.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 12, 2016 3:54 AM |
I don't know about you, but I'm gonna quit watching that new [italic]All-American Girl[/italic] show. It started strong, but it's went way downhill once they pushed the family, including the fat grandma and the gay guy who played her older brother, into the background for Margaret's white friends. Too bad, she could have been another Roseanne.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | October 12, 2016 3:55 AM |
They are going to expand The Abbey? ... Its just a coffee shop. Like thats really going to work.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | October 12, 2016 6:03 AM |
Nah, I'm depressed enough after that other 90s thread thinking how far my standards have already fallen.
But I'll see you at the back of Cantors deli in 1991.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | October 12, 2016 6:16 AM |
I love Jan's coffee, voted Best Coffee in LA by LA magazine; the waitresses here are out of Central Casting; the food is basic and good.
I know this place will be here forever.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | October 12, 2016 7:21 AM |
I'm only 32. I have years to find a boyfriend.
I'm sure there will be a cure for AIDS soon.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | October 12, 2016 7:22 AM |
Jesus, three kids and each one as thick and empty headed as the next.
Why did I marry Kris?
Maybe my baby son will make up for them, go to Harvard for Law perhaps.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | October 12, 2016 6:58 PM |
Let's all water our lawns! There'll always be plenty of water!
by Anonymous | reply 121 | October 12, 2016 7:12 PM |
I'm an animator on Disney's classic-in-the-works [italic]Pocahontas[/italic]. They're promising it'll be the biggest hit in the studio's history and finally get us that Best Picture Oscar we've wanted for years but never got. Right now I'm drawing a hummingbird eating a cracker.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | October 17, 2016 5:55 PM |
I ain't never gettin' paroled, am I?
by Anonymous | reply 123 | October 17, 2016 5:56 PM |
Put that very expensive, irreplaceable heirloom porcelain serving tray in the china cabinet. I'll purchase something sticky to hold it in place tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | October 18, 2016 10:27 PM |
Wow. Roseanne had the world's first face transplant.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | October 18, 2016 11:27 PM |
Everyone I know has died of AIDS now.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | October 19, 2016 5:01 AM |
1994: I don't trust any guy - I just assume they all have HIV or AIDS
2016: I don't trust any guy - I just assume they all have HIV or AIDS.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | October 19, 2016 5:22 AM |
1994: HiV, AZT, full blown AIDS, funeral.
2016: HIV, Truvada, heart disease aged 50.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | October 19, 2016 6:13 AM |
1994: two people in Brentwood were brutally murdered. A sleazy attorney named Karda-something appears and manipulates the media.
2016: a sleazy family named Karda-something continues to manipulate the media.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | October 19, 2016 7:16 AM |
That [italic]Ab Fab[/italic] show is causing quite a stir in the UK, and the gays in this country just can't get enough of it. What we need is an American version. Think about it: [italic]All in the Family[/italic] was a remake of a British sitcom, and it was one of the biggest hits we've ever had. This new show will be just as big, if not bigger. Of course, we'll have to do something about the language. And the casual cruelty. And the drinking. And the drugs. And the sex. And the gays. And the fact that Edina is such a lousy mother and she doesn't even realize it.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | October 29, 2016 6:37 AM |
We're finally out of bankruptcy, let's see whether we have any actual films lying around to release. Let's see, what have we here. [italic]Clifford[/italic]. What the hell is this? Martin Short playing a 10-year-old boy? Well, we gotta release something so we might as well let it out. Maybe that Jessica Lange thing will balance it out. And since Tony Richardson kicked it three years ago, he can't pester us to do a director's cut.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | October 29, 2016 6:39 AM |
Cars, apartments, jobs.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 25, 2017 7:12 PM |
And the Oscar GOES TO!!! JESSICA LANGE FOR BLUE SKY!!!!
THATS RIGHT CUNTLINGS!!!
R131. BITCHES KNOWS TALENT WHEN THEY SEES IT!!
by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 25, 2017 7:27 PM |
There's this great new UK show called Queer as Folk which shows explicit gay sex. I hope we get a US version soon.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 26, 2017 11:27 PM |
Mommy, why can't I watch [italic]Schindler's List[/italic] with you and Daddy? It's from the director of [italic]Jurassic Park[/italic] and you let me watch that three times!
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 13, 2017 12:41 AM |
R134 wasn't UK QAF from 1999?
by Anonymous | reply 136 | April 25, 2018 4:03 PM |
We're doing chinese at Chin Chin around 8 then heading over to Roxbury and Viper Room before going to WeHo for some cock
by Anonymous | reply 137 | April 25, 2018 4:14 PM |
Aye, r136. 'Tis. And what does it have to do with LA in any year?
by Anonymous | reply 138 | April 25, 2018 4:14 PM |
People keep seeing Madonna at VIDA in Los Feliz, obviously a neighborhood I've only ever driven through.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 25, 2018 4:16 PM |
I'm a cool LA hipster so I get coffee and breakfast at the diner on Franklin and Vine, the Last Cappucino before the 101
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 25, 2018 4:18 PM |
My friend works at Sire Records and he told me the new Madonna album Bedtime Stories is so bad she will probably retire.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | April 25, 2018 4:21 PM |
If only r141 were typing from 1983.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | April 25, 2018 4:23 PM |
I'd rather voice the singing, amorous frog in Don Bluth's THE SWAN PRINCESS than risk voicing that pompous hornbill in that second-rate Disney film. If only they'd offered me a part in POCAHONTAS. That picture has the best animation crew and they're really pushing for a Best Picture nod!
by Anonymous | reply 143 | April 25, 2018 5:07 PM |
Does anybody want to go to Humphrey Yogurt and then Beverly Connection for a movie? I've already seen Speed.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 25, 2018 5:16 PM |
R143 here! I meant to add that Cleese was an LA resident at the time.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | April 25, 2018 6:29 PM |