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| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 25, 2016 3:17 AM |
John Goodman as the Imaginary Stalker aka James Walsh.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 26, 2018 2:11 AM |
Kathy Najimi as Baria!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 26, 2018 2:15 AM |
Robert Davi as Uncle Ziad.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 26, 2018 2:16 AM |
William H. Macy as the reluctant postman.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 26, 2018 2:21 AM |
Andrea Riseborough as role-stealer Kirstie Alley!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 26, 2018 2:39 AM |
And I will play myself!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 26, 2018 5:35 PM |
Bit parts for RuPaul, Karl Lagerfeld, Michael Musto, Chris Colfer, Perez Hilton, Andre Leon Talley, and Dan Savage as the bitchy queens on DL who continually force the Maid to run screaming for Muriel!, played by Kathy Griffin.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 26, 2018 5:51 PM |
The only person who can do justice to The Maid character is Sally Kirkland.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 26, 2018 6:04 PM |
Doubtful r9 unless she has some big falsies.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 26, 2018 7:52 PM |
Well, wait a sec...shouldn’t she play herself? She has done solid acting work in the past, Mr Clooney said so.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 27, 2018 1:55 PM |
Special Guest Appearance by Blythe Danner, as the doubting bathroom ward.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 27, 2018 1:59 PM |
Larry David as the director of [italic]FART: The Movie[/italic]
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 27, 2018 2:00 PM |
James Franco as the wise assed process/restraining order server who takes a liking to our busty heroine.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 27, 2018 5:50 PM |
Don't forget: Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy, and Sarah Jessica Parker as the witches of Hollywood.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 27, 2018 6:02 PM |
No, r15 Kathy Najimy is already a far more IMPORTANT villainess - Baria, mother of Amal, who brokers the fake PR marriage and takes Mr Clooney’s from Our Heroine’s embrace!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 27, 2018 11:53 PM |
Noooo, Baria must be played by the great Dame Joan Collins. And there WILL be a scene reminiscent of this one where our hero maid confronts Baria about her terrorist connections!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 28, 2018 12:05 AM |
Oh my R17!! That would be electric!! Wil Uncle Ziad be in the scene too? And will we see peen? And will he be cut or uncut?!?!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 28, 2018 12:38 AM |