Cast the sure to be made movie Trump

Perfect for Ivanka LOL!

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Jared Kushner Ivanka's husband

The real Jared Kushner

Kathleen Turner as Hillary Clinton

A shelter dog as Chelsea Clinton

Alec Baldwin as Trump. Some makeup and hair dye and he'd be fantastic.

[quote] A shelter dog as Chelsea Clinton

Oh that is mean, but hilarious

Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter as Eric Trump

[R4] Is that Kathleen Turner or an aged Lauren Bacall?

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I would guess any eastern European porn star could play Melania.

R4 if you look at your picture the little tag on the right hand side says Lauren Bacall

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Marla Maples is ferret-faced trash.

Oh please. Cunt Clinton and her gaggle are one generation away from the trailer park.

Thanks for clarifying the Lauren Bacall photo. I agree that Kathleen Turner CAN play Hillary!

Tom Petty could play Ann Coulter

Barry Pepper as the young Donald Trump

The Price Is RIght's Bob Barker can play Joe Biden

Debbie Wasserman Schultz could be played by singer Carole King.

James Brolin as Pence

I would rather watch GOT. I do not want to rewatch this train wreck, rather have a sane, democracy.

I'll find the right boy to play Barron.

Julianne Moore as Jill Stein

Josh Charles looks more like Jared Kushner than JGL does, but he's 10 years older than JK.

Laura Benanti as Melania

James Woods as Libertarian Gary Johnson

And another vote for Laura Benanti as Melania

Glee's Matthew Morrison as Paul Ryan

This could actually get made -- especially if a Game Change book is written about this election. It would certainly be more interesting than the 2012 one. In fact it'd probably be more interesting than the 2008 one with Palin.

Remember when Palin was an outlandish candidate?

I suppose any little person could play little Marco

Of course Larry David for Bernie Sanders but if David won't do it they can always get a muppet.

R24 Jill Stein has nothing to do with this election it's about Trump & Clinton

McBongo as Trump. Of course, he'd have to gain 75 lbs. at least, but he's done it before.

An important scene, R13

here's another

Charlie Callas as Carlos Danger.

Is this for film or TV?

If it if for film put me down for a cameo as Ivana. I'm sure I have that accent stored somewhere. (whatever it is)

Ben Kingsley as the Khan father

Bill Murry for Ted Cruz

Marlee Matlin as the Khan mother.

William Shatner as Paul Manafort

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bump

R40 is so going to hell. Lol.

Because we must CONSTANTLY POST ABOUT FUCKING ASSHOLE TRUMP EVERY FUCKING DAY!

Michael Boatman as Ben Carson

In another thread I already suggested Elaine Hendrix - perennially cast as a mean girl ex-sorority beauty queen mistress - as Kellyanne Conway. The only caveat - poor Ms. Hendrix, though practically the same age as Conway, would have to ugly herself up with plenty of boozy wrinkles to resemble her character more.

Heather Locklear as Carly Fiorina

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A ear of corn could play the Donald.

Gene Wilder could play...., oh wait I guess he can't.

BUMP because there are so many new characters....who will play Comey and Mueller? VLAD?

[quote]Alec Baldwin as Trump. Some makeup and hair dye and he'd be fantastic.

No.

Anthony Atamanuik.

Jennifer Coolidge as Melania.

She's already there.

WHET Michael Boatman?

Each time Melania would appear on screen, it should be a different porn star.

A few of these are brilliant...

D'arcy Carden in prosthetics and a fat suit as Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Brent Spiner as Roger Stone

Great link, r58. Bud Cort as Jeff Sessions is brilliant.

Kevin Costner as Comey. James Cromwell (is he still alive?) as Mueller.

We all know Meryl Streep has her heart set on playing Hillary, although I think she would prefer to star in a bio just about her and the heartbreak she endured at her awful defeat. She will of course show her gracefully accepting the loss and still rising up to take her seat as a symbolic figure of greatness that transcends any Presidency. I say she could just replay her role in Devil Wears Prada and she will be perfect.

Isn't Cromwell in jail for something?

[quote]In another thread I already suggested Elaine Hendrix - perennially cast as a mean girl ex-sorority beauty queen mistress - as Kellyanne Conway. The only caveat - poor Ms. Hendrix, though practically the same age as Conway, would have to ugly herself up with plenty of boozy wrinkles to resemble her character more.

I love this suggestion. Elaine would also need a small nose prosthetic for Kellyanne in to ugly up makeup for the role.

This guy will play Donald Trump. Here he is eating termites. He will have to switch to chicken fingers and french fries for filming.

Armond Rizzo for little Marco. Caitlyn Jenner for Melania

[quote]Gene Wilder could play...., oh wait I guess he can't.

I guess someone else will have to play George Papadopolous.

Leslie Jordan as Jeff Sessions

Lin Shaye as Betsy DeVos?

My last turd could play POTUS!

I’m sure your last turd had bigger hands and a larger capacity for empathy.

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Gerard Depardieu as tRump

Putin would never let Depardieu do it.

They could cast an orangutan as Trump, but it would be unconvincing, as the ape would be too intelligent for the role.

John Goodman as Sara Huckleberry Sanders

[quote] They could cast an orangutan as Trump, but it would be unconvincing, as the ape would be too intelligent for the role.

And that's why [italic]Mr. Smith[/italic] failed.

I ignored the anti-Clinton poster and a huge chunk of posts vanished. Looks the the stuff attacking the Clintons and Dems in this thread was coming from one person.

Can I play Stephen Miller in this movie since Lorne Michaels never gave me a SNL gig?

Ivanka should be played by Michael Cera in a blond wig.

Now casting for Stormy Daniels

Chrissy Metz as Chris Christie

Pam Anderson IS Stormy!

And really, only Beverly Leslie can do justice to the former Senatrix and Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

Frankly Trump and his White House are so fucked up...how could you make a movie about a total lunatic and his subjects? It is kind of unbelievable...one fuck up right after another, it seems more like a nightmare.

Wynonna Judd for Rebekah Mercer

Phillip Seymour-Hoffman would've been perfect to play Trump.

Or Steve Bannon.

[quote] Frankly Trump and his White House are so fucked up...how could you make a movie about a total lunatic and his subjects?

R86 this thread was started before Trump was elected, I know because I started it. Can't believe someone resurrected it. When I started this thread I never could have imagined that there were enough stupid people in America to elect him. Still not sure they did. I thought Trump would be a funny footnote in history, the reality star who ran for President.

Elizabeth Banks as Megyn Kelly

Felicity Huffman as Kellyanne Conway

Alexandra Daddario as Hope Hicks

Leonardo DiCaprio as Baron Trump