WEHT Eric and Morné

They're still around. Eric's pretty active on social media

Morne is less but they still seem to be together. They were in Ft. Lauderdale a couple weeks ago

I remember these two! I recall thinking a the time that the South African husband seemed way nicer and more naive than the American one and that it wouldn't end well.

Still together, huh?

I bet it's out of spite to prove us wrong.

They were looking for a handout. I knew they'd be Hillbottoms.

Finally our first time in NYC together.

Pathetic tacky dorks. Gooooood. Byyyyyye.

That old thread was epic. They got their asses torn UP. If I recall, they ultimately deleted the GoFundMe page for their weddings (and honeymoons). Vapid internet narcissists. Drag them.

Weddings in and of themselves are vapid and self-centered. "Look at me! It's MY day! I'M the princess! ME! ME! ME!" Fuck weddings.

They were asking their social media fans to pay thousands and thousands of dollars for their "pampering massages" and "spa days". Then Eric cried about people being mean to them online when the outrage broke out.

That awkward moment when you finally go just a *little* bit too far and it all blows up in your fucking face.

Gawker also joined the fray and their article (and readers' comments) were devastating.. Those two airheaded narcissists were swept off to parts unknown like two lawn chairs in a tornado.

Morning stroll with the hubby

NAH, DIVORCED... They have since separated, as Eric has been seen on "Scruff" cruising for sex and declaring himself single and a "sapiosexual" (whatever the fuck that means)... So, yay, we weren't wrong (although we were off by about 2 years).

I spoke to someone who knows them well and we were correct in surmising Morne is way nicer than Eric... Eric is such an asshole that he doesn't even want the general public to associate his underwear brand (Onyx or Oryx or whatever) with him being gay because he doesn't want it to be "a gay brand"... So he's quick to repudiate the community if it comes to making a couple more bucks.

The party's over, girls, and a very bitter divorce is in the works. They're selling their house....maybe Green Card wife will have to go back to his shithole country. Also, Miss Turner had been cheating on the husband with Gus Kennworthy, Olympic whore. And some Asian guy..

They look like they could be each other.

Have the launch to go fund me page to pay for the divorce yet?

Guy on the right in the pic at R2 is inches away from being a gigolo lookalike!

Morne is hot and sexy, Eric has gayface and only looks good in Facetuned photos from carefully selected angles.

bump

Even Stevie Wonder could see that coming.

Did they ever end up having their four weddings, for all the people who love them so much, of course?

Sad to beg for money to foot a wedding. Total embarrassment to the community, just pathetic.

Word on the street is that the slutty over-enunciating trainer Miss Turner got run out of Houston and has moved home to Utah and is living with her parents.