A just too cute video of a Seal jumping on a boat to avoid being eaten by killer whales.

When I was looking for the Youtube video above I also cam across this way too cute video of a seal coming on a boat for over an hour and resting its head on a guys lap. The video isn't over an hour it is a little over six minutes.

Why do we still have people who have no clue how to hold their phones to record?

Poor seal. He's so cute and helpless.

And those people are fucking idiots.

Instead of helping the seal to get away, they sit around like dumb assholes, filming the seal and saying the most ridiculously stupid things ever.

The seal should have pushed those four fucking morons in the water, and taken off in the boat.

Why would they even consider pushing that seal back in the water? I mean I'm all for natural selection and survival of the fittest, but that little guy is a survivor. He's not weak.

Agree with r3 and r4 that really pissed me off when the moron said maybe we should push him back in the water. His eyes were just pitiful, poor sould just wanted to survive and the assholes kept hovering and yeah his tail was too close to the edge was afraid that the whale would grab it-they certainly didn't go out of their way to help just cared about filming.

I think maybe the people on the boat were afraid to start the motors which could have harmed the orcas and if the seal got scared and jumped back into the water he could have been harmed by the propellers also. Trying to give them the benefit of the doubt here.

Is "Holy Fuck" a Canadian thing, or do Americans say that, too?

And did you see how the poor thing was also afraid of the humans, so he went back into the water? Poor thing was stuck between a rock and hard place.

The Canadian accent is like a WI/MN one to me in that it's like nails on a chalkboard (No offense, Canadians).

There are different ones, R9

Canadian indifference to seal suffering is the strangest thing to me. Possibly because I look at Canadians in the same way I look at seals -- aw look at the sweet, harmless thing just trying to get by and have some fun.

Agreed with r10. I find the Canadian accent charming, the MN slightly less so, and the WI obnoxious (leading over to the MI accent, which is best described as "loud").

R10, I'm sure there are, but thicker ones are grating. Like I said, no offense. I mean I have a NY accent, so a lot of people don't like a NY accent either.

I just don't understand. I always feel like I'm "odd." Had that been me on the boat, I would have IMMEDIATELY done ANYTHING possible to help that seal survive. I mean, it's a life we're talking about here. I understand natural selection and the food chain and all that stuff and I believe that it has its pace, but the minute the universe put that seal on my boat I would have been its protector.

The reaction of the guys on the boat seems bizarre to me.

This was a magical, once in a lifetime moment that these retards squandered and failed to understand.

I sure hope that seal lived.

They should have pushed it back. This is a black thing. Because orcas are black they gotta be da losers. I choose the orcas bitches. #blackwhalesmatter

That poor seal was scared of out's mind, between the orcas and that group of loud people. I hope it took a long nap after that. They really should've stopped yelling and backed away from it so it would feel safe.

R15 Is such a pussy she would be eaten first EVERY FUCKING TIME. Strap on a pair lil Suzy.

Cute my ass, some of seal-species hunts penguin too.

r16, I would've thrown your fat ass right overboard, those whales would've been eating good for a month!

[quote]Cute my ass, some of seal-species hunts penguin too.

And rape them, too!

All accents from western new york over to minnesota are unbearable, as is the accent of english-speaking canada. all of these white people should be orca food.

R18 Tough talking cunty lil wimpy SJW. Blocked fucker.

Humans are not on the Orca's list of food items. We don't taste good to them, especially with clothes on. So throwing one of the men into the sea probably wouldn't do anything unless one of the orcas mistook it for the seal.

R2 that was my first thought as well. That said, isn’t this something that phones should fix internally at this point (I.e. record horizontally no matter which way you hold the phone)?

I love animal-rescue videos. Here's one of a humpback whale tangled in nets being cut free. There's a short intro. The rescue starts around :51.

Throw the damn thing overboard. That's the many thing to do.

I wonder if the guy realized that he exposed his butt crack to the world?

"Humans are not on the Orca's list of food items. "

Tell that to Bo Derek!

I find this thread almost as creepy as OP's video.