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I was takin' it back....
I did not mean a thing I said....
Rub a dub
While jerkin' in the tub
My hand was givin' my penis head...
Well... I came in the tub
Put my feet on the floor
I wrapped the towel around me
And I opened the door.
And then a quack, quack
A duck jumped on my back
How was I to know I had fowl fuckin' comin' on
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 13, 2019 10:41 AM |
Kanye has found datalounge. Trouble ahead.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 26, 2016 12:04 AM |
OMG.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 26, 2016 12:05 AM |
Is this a thread about ducks? I have a few old duck jokes.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 26, 2016 1:10 AM |
A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. Barman says "Worry we don't serve pigs in here," The lady says "Its not a pig its a duck" The barman says "I was talking to the duck"
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 26, 2016 1:16 AM |
Remember Streisand's horrible version?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 28, 2018 9:31 AM |
Babs had a duck?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 28, 2018 9:53 AM |
R5 makes me think DL's boring punster is also the mad bumper.
He's always up around 6AM. European, early riser, or meth enthusiast?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 28, 2018 9:57 AM |
Wtf?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 15, 2019 9:57 AM |
Ping Pang, I jerked on my wang
An orgy on my living room rug
They're getting high, tweeking on the sly
Viagra isn't the only drug
So I take off the condom and pop my PREP
Turned the music louder, no need to watch my step
And than oh!
Quack, quack, I took the whole thing back
How was I to know there was an orgy going on.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 23, 2019 2:33 PM |
Babs version was embarassing
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 13, 2019 10:41 AM |
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