He's adorkable! He's only, 5'8", though. Sorry, EU, I don't know what that is in Hectors. He's 38. Known for two National Treasure movies and the Hangover movies. He's the friend that keeps being left at home. Why, Warner Bros, why? Are you mad? He was also the Gay dad on The New Normal TV show. I'm watching National Treasure I, now.
He did a lovely job playing gay in "The New Normal", the show was shit, but him and Andrew Rannels did create a nice chemistry.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 11, 2016 12:30 AM |
I love him. He may be straight, though. I'd still like to see more of him.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 11, 2016 12:31 AM |
Where is the Evening Punctuationist? Off getting hammered by Randolf?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 11, 2016 12:32 AM |
did't he date when of the Olsen twins?
So you know what that means.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 11, 2016 12:32 AM |
He is pretty hot..but it's true the New Normal was a ridiculous slow. If it were well written i could have really liked the concept. It turned out to be a total disaster.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 11, 2016 12:34 AM |
He was an appealing romantic lead in "The Rebound", opposite Catherine Zeta-Jones.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 11, 2016 12:48 AM |
He went "full retard" in the beloved box office gem, "Gigli."
Next!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 11, 2016 12:49 AM |
I saw him on Broadway in Lend Me a Tenor. He wasn't very good. Not a stand out in any way. He's lucky to get any work that comes his way.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 11, 2016 12:55 AM |
r8 that was the show Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger saw on their infamous first date.
(and no it wasn't stage. It was just a coincidence that they showed up 4 hour early before the crowds arrived to get shot by paps who just happened to also be there at 4 in the afternoon)
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 11, 2016 12:58 AM |
The hectare is an SI accepted metric system unit of area equal to 100 ares (10,000 m2) and primarily used in the measurement of land as a metric replacement ...
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 11, 2016 1:11 AM |
R3, I think he is on the "things I am embarrassed about" thread.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 11, 2016 1:35 AM |
I dated a very pretty and kind of small jewish guy who graduated Vassar and was going to Juilliard. He lived in very 60's bohemian style maids quarters on the room of a swanky 5th Avenue building. Kind of like a greenhouse on the roof. He looked like a young Bartha. When I met his classmates and their friends from NYU as well, they all looked alike to me. Pretty little Jewish men.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 11, 2016 1:50 AM |
wow Rose@ R2 you sure can tell a story
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 11, 2016 1:53 AM |
make that r12
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 11, 2016 1:54 AM |
..OP, Justin is dorkalicious... I scanned credits after National Treasure, to see who this cutie was... Hollywood is shamefully guilty of under-using Bartha. He's what I look for in BF material....LTR.. Calm, cool, collected, confident.... Clean (showers)...Handsome, intelligent. Sense of humor.... Definite keeper... Understated, Clark Kent type...Yes please....
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 11, 2016 2:08 AM |
has he displayed Buttocks?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 11, 2016 2:09 AM |
Beautiful eyes, great nose. I'd do him in a sec.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 11, 2016 11:55 AM |
Indeed, he would be a better nude model than he is an actor. This is a common condition in the show business we have today.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 11, 2016 11:57 AM |
Justin Bartha vs. James Wolk: Compare and contrast.
I'll give you a minute.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 11, 2016 2:38 PM |
He gave a famous interview to Chelsea Handler where he discussed how impressed he and Bradley Cooper were by seeing McConaughey's dick and balls. He made no attempt to portray himself and Bradley as straight. Since Bradley's inexplicable rise to the A list, that interview has been removed from YouTube.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 11, 2016 2:43 PM |
[quote]here he discussed how impressed he and Bradley Cooper were by seeing McConaughey's dick and balls
Is Bcoop a size queen? I never would have guessed!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 11, 2016 2:45 PM |
r19, in terms of sexiness, I'm guessing the Wolk would win in a DL poll by a landslide, but I'd probably go with Bartha. He's the nerdy version of Wolk and I love a hot nerd.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 11, 2016 2:45 PM |
Oscar-worthy moment!
Move over, MIRACLE WORKER, this is method acting at its most DELI-GIGLI-CIOUS!!!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 11, 2016 2:48 PM |
[quote]He's only, 5'8", though. Sorry, EU, I don't know what that is in Hectors.
I don't want to live in a world where this hasn't been mocked more severely than at r10.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 11, 2016 3:04 PM |
You can always tell what reporters read datalounge- like when they tweet about something talked about today here- like this tweet- hi Joe
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 11, 2016 4:48 PM |
R25 and then delete the tweet... who was it?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 11, 2016 7:46 PM |
[quote]Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 11, 2016 8:20 PM |
It was Joe Perticone's Twitter page. What were you referring to specifically, R25?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 11, 2016 8:22 PM |
Hairy anus !
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 11, 2016 8:30 PM |
He waxed his anus for a movie role.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 11, 2016 8:37 PM |
R28, maybe the one about eating food on a stick at the state fair?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 11, 2016 8:54 PM |
Anus wax is getting harder to find
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 11, 2016 8:55 PM |
R32 Preaching to the choir, honey.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 11, 2016 9:10 PM |
You know it's someone else that does the waxing, though with Justin, sign me up!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 12, 2016 2:21 AM |
[quote] Where is the Evening Punctuationist?
I am sorry, R3. My assistant Randolf and I were off at a polka competition. We finished out of the money, unfortunately, in an unexpected upset. Randolf is inconsolable. That bothers me quite a bit. He's usually so peppy, so this is an emergency. Someone said I should call Dr. Bombay, but I can't find any references online. I have no one to proof read my column and dinner tonight was, dare I admit, [italic] pre-prepared. [/italic] Ugh.
Well, we didn't "medel", as NBC would broadcast, but Randolf will be better soon, I think, and National Punctuation Day approaches, so - lemonade!
Btw, I edited out your R3 vulgar comment in my quote, I hope you don't mind. You're not the Thanksgiving Otter, you know.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 12, 2016 2:54 AM |
Justin bump!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 12, 2016 2:02 PM |
So is he gay, was he out and now he's hiding in the closet like his pal Bradley?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 13, 2016 1:02 AM |
He may actually be straight. He has a wife and son.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 13, 2016 1:53 AM |
Joe Perticone reads Datalounge? He claims to be straight.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 13, 2016 2:07 AM |
I don't think he's Gay. Unless everybody's Gay, then maybe.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 13, 2016 2:23 AM |
If Joe petricone is straight then so am I- and I am not
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 13, 2016 11:58 PM |
R3, where are you? You conjured-up the Evening Punctuationist and then disappeared!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 14, 2016 3:32 AM |
R3 here.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 14, 2016 3:33 AM |
Oh thank God we got that covered! Thank you R3!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 14, 2016 3:37 AM |
Out punctuating tonight, R44?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 14, 2016 3:56 AM |
No, R45, I was out punctuating all day and tonight I rest.
I usually go straight for the business signs with a red pen and fix all the possessive/plural mistakes. Those are the easy ones to address. I am afraid that I might eventually get arrested doing this, but I am very serious about my mission and sacrifices must be made. Restaurant menus are also easy pickings.
I am happy to report that Randolf has shaken-off his post-polka blues and is back to normal. Or what passes for normal for him. Maybe I should just say back to his usual self.
Oh, now Randolf's pouting again.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 14, 2016 4:52 AM |
Poor, poor poutingful Randolf
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 14, 2016 4:58 AM |
It pissed me off that in the Hangover movies they always left him out of the action.
He reminds of a my former straight roommate who I used to sleep with at times. Straight meaning bisexual to a point, although with the right guy gay all the way.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 14, 2016 5:04 AM |
I am guessing that the writers wanted someone to whom the story could be retold or summarized. That's all I got,
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 14, 2016 5:08 AM |
Randolf is fine, R47. I've put him in charge of the planning for National Punctuation Day this year, and he's happy about that. It's Sept. 24, as usual. This year it's in Las Vegas! I can't imagine the fun we'll have! Will you be able to make it?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 15, 2016 2:47 AM |
Ahhh, Justin... Sweet, cute, funny Justin. I bet he smells good, and has soft skin to lie next to. All kinds of things I can imagine doing with Justin. First thing would be undoing his pants......
Anybody have any info about his penis size?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 26, 2019 8:08 AM |
I’ve missed the Justin Bartha troll. He’s a doll and I keep forgetting about him. Time for a renaissance.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 26, 2019 8:17 AM |
I had a huge crush on him during National Treasure movies. His character Riley was adorkable and my favourite. Haven't followed his career though. Any recommendations?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 26, 2019 10:00 AM |