"Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?"

That's hilarious . Reminds me of my straight , married cousin who was shocked when he was hanging out with a bunch of his friends , they all got drunk , he supposedly passed out and when he woke up one of his friends was sucking his cock . Of course he let the guy finish .

I've always imagined our Cheryl as The Onion's Jean Teasdale, Goddess of Sass.

That article is as retarded and unfunny as most of the postings in DL. Good job fuck head OP.

R1 Your straight married cousin admitted to you that he let his friend finish sucking his cock to completion?

useless without photos of pinga

We feel the same way.

Too funny! Love it

R3 change yer bloody tampon

The Onion just reposted this classic on their FB. Forgot all about it. Still hilarious.

LOLOL! I remember reading this in Grade 10 - still in the closet. Had a good laugh then and I still get a kick out of it now. Thanks for posting OP

Classic. A year or two ago, Nate Silver referenced it on the Five Thirty-Eight Politics Podcast, and I guffawed.

Pedophiles I'm sure have similar jokes about stupid straights.

What does onions sat about bisexuals?

[quote] he supposedly passed out and when he woke up one of his friends was sucking his cock .

He got raped by one of the "straight guys are better" freaks.

[quote] He got raped by one of the "straight guys are better" freaks.

.... why’s everyone looking at me?