Aaron Taylor-Johnson on the Subway

He's very sexy. I think he looks much better now, older and more filled out, i.e. muscle. I didn't care for him as a teenage twink.

Meh. I suppose if you like that sort of thing.

He is drop dead hot

He needs a cock in his mouth and one in his ass!

Hot whoever he is.

Google r5

He's riding the NYC subway... in search of his career.

That's strange. I'm on the subway every day and I didn't see him.

I love the music video that his wife directed. He knows how to move his body.

He was hot until you called him a "bro." That turned him into a douche.

So much swag

I'm sure those pits smell amazing.

He can't dance for shit but he sure is comfortable in his skin.

Yes, I would love a subway sequel to the REM video.

He needs MY cock in his ass.

Are you all kidding me?

He's young, supremely fit, athletic. But as noted previously, he cannot dance for SHIT.

If there were any lingering doubts about his heterosexuality, that video is Exhibit A.

I'm sure she's a lovely lady, bless her heart, but... there is just no way that old crone he's married to is fully equipped to take care of his sexual needs properly. Just no way. She's a Brit, so I'm assuming that she has an evolved view of marriage and allows him to play with others as long as he comes home to her.

He keeps getting hotter.

Who the fuck is this exactly?

R19 he's a Brit actor, who first came to notice six years ago in KICK-ASS, and was recently the lead in GODZILLA and as Qucksilver in AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.

Is he still sleeping with his mommy?

I just realized he is probably spreading those gorgeous ass cheeks of his around the subway pole behind him, and I fainted

That ass

Dat azz!

He is gorgeous, but anyone who leaves his family in adolescence to be with a woman twice his age (who refuses to let him see his parents) and raise babies together is fucked up beyond belief.

[quote] Is he still sleeping with his mommy?

I had no idea who he was, so I googled him and was shocked to find out that when he was 19 years old, he started dating a 42 year old woman!!

You just know he's going to leave her in about 15 years...

Ultimate Alpha Male

Because ultimate alpha males make mommy figures their life partners, r27?

R28 how do you mean?

Bah... he was hotter in Shanghai Knights!

R25, Not only his parents, but she made him get rid of all his friends at the time.

r30 paedo..you fookin paedo.

He wanted his career to advance, but he chose the wrong director to marry!

His wife is really unattractive.

And I don't understand middle-aged women dressing up like they're twenty something. (Unless they're sporty lesbians, that is.)

R34 what's a 'sporty lesbian'?

Someone like Ellen Degeneres, R35.

Sam Taylor-Wood is a lesbian, and marrying Aaron is one of her worst attemps at hiding it.

Why would she need bearding, R37? She was an art photographer before she met him.

I would cum copiously in that ass

I would willingly be human centipeded to his ass at r24.

His body is buff and hawt, but that face is hideous and he's married to a bitch twice his age.

[quote]So much swag

That's hilarious.

[quote]Sam Taylor-Wood is a lesbian, and marrying Aaron is one of her worst attemps at hiding it.

So jellyfish. Getting banged by this kid would certainly be worth staying in the closet.

And people here actually have the nerve to get offended when society says gay men are viciously sexist and jealous of women.

I'm not jealous of her, but I think she must have something wrong with her... What kind of woman dates a man that young when she's 42? Isn't he younger than her kids or something? She must be some sort of sex offender?

He also need bearding, to get leads and all that. Too bad he wasn't interested in a more independent kind of cinema... *sigh*

R45 sex offender, really? He was 19. The age of consent in the UK is 16. They've been together 7 years now, married for four. Her two older children with her first husband are now 18 and 11 years old; he'll be 26 in June, so not roughly the same age.

You seem to think that someone who is legally an adult is incapable of making his own decisions. Heck, in the UK, the drinking age is 18! Do you also have the same outrage for companies like Sean Cody and Corbin Fisher who scout 18-/19-year-olds to pose nude, masturbate on camera, and perform other sexual acts? Are they mature enough to comprehend the consequences of their actions? Those pix/vds will always haunt them. In fact, there have been several models (SC's Stu and CF's Cort, for example, both of who were 19 when they started) who have denounced their affiliation with either SC or CF, once they grew older.

He is so agile and flexible...

R45, he's an adult. And you are a small minded ageist bigot

He seems comfortable in his masculinity, relationship minded, creative and in touch with his emotions, also doesn't seem to give a shit what other people think/ career. This is my definition of an ALPHA male-- no matter where he puts his dick.

Unpixelated version of image @ R22

Well he sure has a nice smile

Obviously gay. Don't understand how anyone can say that he is straight or bi

^^^^ And his tits are really firm yet supple!

R53 how is it obvious? Just 'cause you will it to be?

Not R53 but it is obvious, darling.

r52 the photo is seriously fap worthy

r55, you homophobe, fuck off

Who is the delusional crackpot who thinks it's homophobic to question why they think he gay despite all the evidence to the contrary?

r59 is blocked

Thanks r9: an absolute joy to watch him move and dance.

H also took her name.

^ Oops sorry, she also took his name.

Hey you

"Obviously gay. Don't understand how anyone can say that he is straight or bi"

Based on what? His wife's age or do you actually have evidence? DL is really going downhill if this is the best you can do.

Can do GLAM too:

Short hair don't care:

His ass should be declared a global gay landmark.

R68 why?

Total Fantasy Alpha

What she did was inappropriate. She was an older, established person. He was young, and by all accounts, troubled. He was estranged from his parents and homeless when she met him. Then she had him separate from the friends who were looking out for him.

She's obviously completely infatuated by him. Just look at her Instagram. It's all photos of Aaron.

r53's homophobic black muslim tranny. "Die hiv racist f@ggot" was favourite quotation of her/his/its.

Why is he on the subway? Has he already spent all of his money?

[quote]Why is he on the subway? Has he already spent all of his money?

He's 25 years old and in New York. Of course, he's on the subway. This ain't Tom Cruise we're talking about.

R72 If I looked like her and were fucking someone that looked like him I'd want the whole world to know about it too.

Why?

She is RICH AS FUCK. Her last husband was a BIG time art dealer in the UK and their divorce settlement was obscene. Aaron is her trophy boy.

DELICIOUS

R76 why?

more pictures of his legs and ass please!

Adorable music video.

He was so badly miscast as Vronsky in the Keira Knightley "Anna Karenina." Whom did he or his handlers have to fuck or pay to land him that part?

R83 why miscast?

How has he spent all of his money? Can we get back to that?

Did Taylor Kitsch sample that?

He and his wife have two kids now. Here's one of them.

^ She has a lovely tramp stamp.

R84: Tolstoy describes Count Vronsky as "a squarely built, dark man, with a good-humored, handsome, and exceedingly calm and resolute face... Everything about his face and figure, from his short-cropped black hair and freshly shaven chin down to his loosely fitting, brand-new uniform, was simple and at the same time elegant." Tolstoy also makes reference to his hairy chest at one point. AT-J looks like "a blonde poodle," as someone said at the time.

I realize filmmakers are not legally bound to copy the descriptions of their source material, but other actors who have played Vronsky include Sean Connery, Christopher Reeve and Sean Bean. They line up better visually with the image of Vronsky I and many others have in our heads. Oddly enough, AT-J is dark-haired in real life so I'm not sure why they blonded him up for the movie, other than to set him off from the willowy brunette Knightley (whom he somehow managed to look like a pipsqueak next to). I still enjoy the theatricality of the movie, though.

GIMME

R89 Fatnine's golden locks are a big deal in the novel LES MISERABLES, but in the 2012 film, she was played by brunette Anne Hathaway, who won the Oscar.

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Hello:

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Back in the day:

R92 I didn't realize they had relocated to the US/LA.

I find it amusing that no one's bringing up the likely scenario of Sam's eldest daughter and Aaron possibly hooking up in the near future. He's only seven years older than her, this year he'll be turning 26 and she'll be 19, the same age he was when he first shacked up with her mom. This is very common in situations where the stepparent is awfully young. Remember over a decade ago, when Lorenzo Lamas' 18-year-old son Alvaro hooked up with Lorenzo's fourth wife, Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand? That's what led to their divorce.

He's good looking but does nothing for me. I'm also really grossed out by their relationship. She was pregnant and they were engaged within a year of meeting each other. Given his background, that just seems so exploitative on her part.

. . .

R96 Ummm, No. Not. As mom and son maybe. But she's too ugly to be his mom.

R93 Charming...a woman and her three children.

She gets to bang him every night. She should be a DL icon.

He is fucking gorgeous. I want to sniff his dirty asshole and get my cock wet up inside his filthy butt.

R105 how do you know he has a butthole?

R104 why?

This guy is FINE!!

What r99 describes is preposterous.

Is he 'woodyallening' the eldest daughter?

R105, you're gross dude

He is so gorgeous and she seems like a creep for snatching him up so young.

Please - she did nothing wrong. She has good taste - and hopefully a long tongue..

R113 how do you mean?

What part of the male anatomy are long tongues good for?

R115 the mouth, when they say that people are playing tonsil hockey. One would need a really long tongue to touch another's tonsils.

Tonsils just are not sexy in the slightest

R111 must be a Frau.

R118 - agreed

R118/R119 I know. I don't understand why anyone would want to think of anyone as beautiful as Aaron having an anus. That would imply that he defecates or passes wind. ugh.

Aaron poops and farts and still is gorgeous ;-)

R121 you find him gorgeous, even though you 'think' he farts/poops?

ATJ has the face and posture of a man who regularly sees very satisfying butt action. Not clear he's getting it from men or women. I don't care really, he wears it well.

He was hot in Kick Ass, but boring as shit in Godzilla.

Aaron and I showed our asses in the film Savages. I have a hot ass, but Aaron's ass is even hotter than mine, as you can see from this scene.

Aaron certainly wasn't shy about showing what his dick looks like in Kick-Ass. I don't think he's presented it this openly elsewhere.

The boy who has everything.

Sons of the Tribe always seem to have such nice asses.

I don't understand his relationship with that women but I find it more disturbing that, if true, she doesn't allow him to see his parents or friends. That's the pattern of a controlling abusive partner.

He is so hot

According to the article at R92, Sam is 24 (TWENTY-FOUR!) years older than Aaron. He's a virile, smooth-bubbled, tight-holed, turgid-cocked, cum-splattering god. She's a languid, sagging, anhydrous, senescent bag of jangling bones. In twenty more years, he'll have to jack off into her feeding tube or her urn.

Every boi needs a starter piece. He seems to have found a good one: creative, connected, and monied. A couple babies, wait till you get bored, collect a settlement.

R131, you are a sicko weirdo. Watch yourself, bro!

R133/OP, you think that's sick? Wait until I take a dump in [italic]your[/italic] urn, gramps.

Do you think he can actually make her cum?

Of course he can make her cum. He's not a cheap project for Johnson and you can be damned sure she is (or at least was) extremely well fucked by him.

wood. her name is wood oops right? Taylor-wood?

She fucked him as a kid without a condom. She's sick.

Y'all really are messed up. Whacked comments here

R138 = idiot

R138, get help

Too bad he made one Marvel film and got killed off.

I still think their relationship is a scam, and frankly unnatural and disgusting. How many box office hits has she have?

*had

Pardon me, ladies.

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He's so fine.. that wife of his must have a magnet attached to her puss.

He is the kind of dude I go crazy for

R138 he was very much an adult at 19. In the UK, age of consent is 16 and you can drink, vote, whatever at 18.

R128 what tribe?

I want to smell his armpit.

R144 Actually, I love the relationship! It would be better if he were twins, and all her friends were convicted pedophiles, however.

R149 Oh god, it's one of those boring "age of consent" defenses. Darling, he was a lonely, troubled kid and she forced him to break ties with all his friends and family. get a clue, please.

The Look of LOVE...

Sweet

She gets the best, self-expressive performances out of him (Nowhere Boy; that dance video.)

There must be some genuine connection between them.

When their kids are much older, maybe the jealous boys 'n' girls can line up when they go the open route.

Put me on that waitlist !!!

I see a Clive Barker future on him. That fish fixation can't last long.

Imagine working down the ridges and into that sweet crack!

Relaxing...

Bloody hell R159, where is that from?

His ass is AMAZING. What I wouldn't do to have a go at that!

If he escorted he would have a line of eager men from here to Albuquerque

I bet that he gives a great Cleveland Steamer..

He's a whore. The "wife" passes him around for jobs and money. Their marriage is fake. Where have all your senses gone DL? Wow.

He charges $100 a pop for a raw anal bottom fuck/A2M/Dirty Sanchez. His wife makes a killing loaning him out.

Oh my God, her teeth! She could eat apples through a picket fence.

And an army of good PR paid to troll the celebrity gossip forums/blogs. I don't believe a shit that many find this hollow piece of wood that appealing except maybe to a few sluts and how hot the sex life with that wicked witch of the west look-alike.

It's from Savages r161

Thanks for posting that REM video it made me like him more

Maybe these 2 kids are in love. Who are we to judge?

He is such a pretty man. Yum

See? His PR is here.

"Who are we to judge?" to defend this closet whore on a gay site.

[quote]Darling, he was a lonely, troubled kid and she forced him to break ties with all his friends and family. get a clue, please.

Wasn't he estranged from his family and pretty much homeless when she came into his life? And his friend could've been a bad influence who got him into drugs and other illegal crimes.

I think a lot of gay men can relate to cutting ties with family members who do not accept the so called "gay lifestyle". In ATJ's case it could be something similar, because (again going back to gay men) sometimes troubled people are glutton for punishment and try to reconcile with their family only to get hurt once again. And it could be the same thing with friends from the past who are just bad influences and pull you down a path you barely escaped the last time.

Nice try, Shilly Wintiz

This site is full of PR shills. The Data Lounge collapse is complete.

R172 Yeah, but he ain't gay, so I don't relate.

So everyone's a shill or PR if they say something positive about him/them and don't believe he's gay? Sometimes DL reminds me of a cult., where everyone must have the same mentality, or else...

R176, nahh, it's just a few extremely triggered individuals who think it's homophobic to even suggest someone they fantasize about being gay might not in fact really be gay. The worst one is in the Cristiano Ronaldo threads who keeps repeating he's blocking people who refuse to totally believe Ronaldo and that Dutch/Moroccan thug aren't fucking.

We actually really even haven't had that many gay rumors about Aaron. I remember only one where he was supposed to have had something going on with Downey Jr during a shoot, if I remember correctly.

That ass was born to take cock!

Bro is my type. Not just to date, but also as buddies. Reminds me of my Brahs

Two kids in love? She's an ugly old hag. God, this site's been overrun with ugly old fraus.

And these idiots believe that they're in love.

The wife is like Matt Bomer's Simon Halls, only this urine smelled-looking wood is luckier career-wise than the bottom mannequin princess.

sat next to them at lunch in DTLA. they were adorable, obviously in love, and had a very sexual vibe. He is HOT AS FUCK in real life.

R183 Thanks, PR guy. But no thanks. There's nothing "adorable" about that hag. A horse with rectal cancer is cuter.

[quote][R121] you find him gorgeous, even though you 'think' he farts/poops?

Think? THINK?

Can we get a copy of the book "Everybody Poops" for R122, please? R122, prepare yourself for a shocking revelation.

He is my very type bro

Why are the elderqueeren so heavily invested in the bro schtick?

R187 Low self esteem.

He's so lucky sticking his penis in his wife everyday. Pretty in pink.

well Sam has a vagina and he loves her. So the DL boys don't have a chance.

Ho-mo

My guess is he has a mommy complex. She's lover and mentor who got him to get his shit together. Yes, I think he's straight and, no, I'm not a frau, just someone who realizes that not every hot guy is secretly longing for dick.

He's obviously fauxmosexual.

[quote]My guess is he has a mommy complex. She's lover and mentor who got him to get his shit together. Yes, I think he's straight and, no, I'm not a frau, just someone who realizes that not every hot guy is secretly longing for dick.

I mean, obviously.

He is a total stud

[quote][R176], nahh, it's just a few extremely triggered individuals who think it's homophobic to even suggest someone they fantasize about being gay might not in fact really be gay. The worst one is in the Cristiano Ronaldo threads who keeps repeating he's blocking people who refuse to totally believe Ronaldo and that Dutch/Moroccan thug aren't fucking.

These people are so sad, old and lonely. Not to mention desperate and angry. Even if Ronaldo is gay, what effect does it have on their lives? They're still going to be in their basements with Cheetos stains on their fingers typing away.

Ronaldo is not Hot to me. Aaron is

R197 - Agree. Aaron is hotter than fuck in my book and I have never understood the CR craze at all. Nice body, but zero heat IMHO. Luckily, he caress not what about I think LOL.

Anyone hear the rumor that his wife fucks him with a strap-on?

He has a warm, musky, slightly hairy anus

It's called pegging, R199. Don't ask me how I know.

I'm very curious about the list of straight male celebrities who have been pegged....

He could get it man

Perfect white boy. That wife of his must be a witch that put a spell on him.

If I Ever had to get with a white boy, it would be one like him

My dick needs his ass

I think that we all agree about his beauty - but what would make anyone come to the conclusion that he is either gay/bi or likes to get pegged. I mean, I hope that he is or does - but this isn't exactly Cavill we are discussing here.

I don't know R207 but he has this brooding face all the time that makes me think he will fuck anything. I think he knows he is hot and come on he probably gets tired of the old lady from time to time.

She's something, isn't she?

She's fucking lucky is the something that she is.

Mmmmhgftf jhfytertnfjkffff drsddgfhdgf iuyiuyjhgkffdyfff iyfgivddrdtrsdsgfsssfff tiuyrddddifkuyffff!

r211 lucky bitch

Any other famous dudes look like him?

Go to ULCA. That place is particularly crawling with blokes like that!

r214 gah UCLA

What an Alpha!

R214 Are you saying UCLA is crawling with Aaron Taylor clones? I find that hard to believe.

He does her from behind-- doggie style- as she has a particularly boyish ass.

I don't think the idea is that he's bi, but that his wife may use a strap-on on him. More and more straight men are open to pegging. He took her last name so he very well may have some submissive tendencies.

I am sure there are many many hot dudes at UCLA.

UCLA is basically Eastern China these days.

... and there is nothing hot about that

R219, more does not mean many. The number was tiny to begin with, so a few more still makes it the activity of a small monitority. As the Kanye incident reflects, the stigma is still huge

He is a stud

He's been seeded

So hot

[quote]Anyone hear the rumor that his wife fucks him with a strap-on?

Nope. Nobody's heard this rumor. Just the voices in your head.

We only fuck once a year...for my bday. Try not to hate on my beauty and luck too much, bitches <3

He should be getting the hottest, young tail.

But he married a fat, middle-aged lady!

She is not fat R229...

R229, he's not a shallow moral reprobate like you, man

Thank you, R230 and R231 I'm a classic beauty <3

She is not a classic beauty either R232. She is also not fat like R229 said.

He's fit. I want to just stick the tip in!

What sorcery does that witch possess? I'm flummoxed!

Yummy 👅

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I think it's unlikely they're monogamous. They're close friends with the Elton Johns...I think he was the matron of honor, and actually dressed as Marie Antoinette for the wedding. Bisexual swingers, that's my guess.

Uh no

R239 Uh yeah, probably.

I agree with R238, swingers for sure

I know a thing or two about swingers.

DILF!

I want his sausage

Hot bro

His Johnson tastes sooo good

How much does he spent on lubricant for the wifey? She isn't exactly fresh produce....

You're gross r247

I don't care how great a director Sam Taylor-Johnson is or how strong a cancer survivor she is, I think she wanted to get back at her ex, Jay Jopling, who left her for a much younger woman. Maybe the sex with then 19-year old Aaron Johnson was consensual and legal, but there was a huge power imbalance. As his director in Nowhere Boy, she had all the power and she abused it. Johnson was at a vulnerable age. She took advantage of his vulnerability and then got herself knocked up to trap him. He may think this is what he wants, but what other reference point does he have? He knows no other life.

I bet she fucked every single twink in Nowhere Boy before Aaron Taylor became her latest whore

You know its true R248.

[quote]He may think this is what he wants, but what other reference point does he have? He knows no other life.

So now 19 year olds are incapable of making their own decisions? What a load of bullshit. Some people, male and female, start having significant relationships in their early teens and at 19 know quite a lot about life. I've no idea what Aaron was like but considering he was a good-looking actor I'd assume he'd been having a taste of pussy and maybe dick for quite some time already. I was in a high shool of art and I can tell you people were living practically like adults at 16. Actors are notorious about their sex life. Believe me Aaron was most probably no angel at 19.

I'm not saying there wasn't some power imbalance between Sam and Aaron but I refuse this notion that Aaron was some helpless child she took advantage of.

"I refuse this notion"

I think you maybe seem to have a lot invested in opinions about people you don't know, r252

[quote] I'd assume he'd been having a taste of pussy and maybe dick for quite some time already. I was in a high shool of art and I can tell you people were living practically like adults at 16. Actors are notorious about their sex life. Believe me Aaron was most probably no angel at 19.

Your sole criterion for judging maturity is how much sex someone has had? That's not the point and you know it. Of course 19-year olds are capable of making decisions for themselves but marriage and fatherhood are pretty big ones that usually come a bit later in life, at least in this day and age.

So now, the Taylor-Johnsons are a 'notorious' couple and have to deal with questions about it every time they're interviewed. He's further trapped into having to defend his teenage "decision." And no, it's not the 24-year age difference, alone. If he were 29 and she were 53 when they hooked up eyebrows would be raised, but not for the same reason.

[quote]Your sole criterion for judging maturity is how much sex someone has had?

I was talking about 'significant relationships' but yes sex is part of that.

The thing is why should anyone give a shit if a 19 year old man wants to have babies with an older woman? You people are making it sound like he's somehow mentally handicapped and is incapable of making decisions by himself. I mean come the fuck on. The dude had been an actor since 6 and studied in a drama school in his teens. You *really* think he was so sheltered and inexperienced that he didn't know what he was doing? Have you ever known any actors in real life? I have.

I mean honestly. Is it his innocent looking face that makes you think he's somehow more mentally infantile than other men?

[quote]So now, the Taylor-Johnsons are a 'notorious' couple and have to deal with questions about it every time they're interviewed.

And why the hell should the Taylor-Johnsons care what people like you say about them? They have kids and possibly live a happy life. Why should they care what some bitter know-it-alls in the web think of them? And I seriously doubt they are asked every time about their relationship when they are interviewed.

Unhappy people get upset when other people live normal, fulfilling lives. They don't care what some twisted weirdos think

Oh, please. Now we're attacking other posters for having different points of view? I stand by what I said and it has nothing to do with the guy's "innocent face."

FUCK HIM IN THE PUSSSAY

She is a rapist, basically. Coercing a hawt underage boy to satisfy her. He's probably gay or bisexual but is now trapped in a loveless travesty of heterosexual marriage to a much oldrr, richer, more powerful woman.

[quote]Oh, please. Now we're attacking other posters for having different points of view? I stand by what I said and it has nothing to do with the guy's "innocent face."

This is obviously not the first time we've had Sam Taylor-Johnson hating going on here. I've never quite understood what's really behind it. Many people really behave like she basically raped him and forced him into marriage.

Hating? No, once again you're incorrect. I said she abused her power. She crossed a line. No hate, no misogyny, no vilification. Just profound disrespect.

R261, you're not the only person who has commented about her and yes there certainly has been hating going on. It comes up every time we have a thread about him.

People are hating on men when they are grooming young girls, it's only fair to hate on women when they do the same.

And that's the point, R263, 19 isn't exactly "a young boy" any more. Some people act like she was grooming a 12 year old.

I'm not a fan of him or her (she's basically a director flop, but whatever).

But what I've read is that he was emotionally instable when he met her and work with her, he had problems with his ow mother (Surprise).

So I have no problem seeing her as a predator.

People shit on DiCaprio for his 19 yo gfs, Sam is no better and deserves the same.

This picture was taken a couple of months before I met my wife Sammy. As you can tell, I was all man *winks*

No more boys for me :( ...and yes, I do spend loads of $ on lubricant R247

If I was a dried up old trout I would have done the exact same thing. He is a fine piece of meat. The fact that she kept him around and had babies means there is more than predation going on.

Cool dude

Baebro

They look like the kind of couple that would stage orgies... well, good for them.

Hawt

You know what they say about guys who date much older women when they're young?

All I can say is [WATCH THIS SPACE, GURL].

[quote]Hawt

Yes, indeed.

[quote]You know what they say about guys who date much older women when they're young?

They have like five kids. I think they're beyond dating. Sorry.

He's so pasty. He needs to tan.

Who are you apologising to? Him? Me? You?

[quote]He's so pasty. He needs to tan.

Oh right, you'd have him looking like every stereotypical queen in no time.

It's just not fair that that old horse has such a sexy stud, life really is cruel.

....

Is this his brother?

(Got this link from the banner ad on DL UK, I'm not promoting)

& BTW those guys in the pic are not the guy I'm talking about, you need to click the link. The likeness is remarkable.

[quote]Who are you apologising to? Him? Me? You?

Um...why would I be apologizing to him? Or myself? You think he reads the DL? You were obviously implying something about younger men dating older woman--we can all guess what that is ‘GURL’--and I was simply pointing out that minimizing his relationship doesn’t help your implication.

The “Sorry” was just me being a smartass.

[quote]-and I was simply pointing out that minimizing his relationship doesn’t help your implication.

Shut up, you bore.

[quote]The “Sorry” was just me being a smartass.

Just take away the smart.

I would love to make out with him after he eats his beautiful wife out.

I'm not loving the haircut.

I liked him blonde.

Also dark

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R255 If you don't want to gossip on a gay board WHY are you here??

It isn't just that she swooped in on him. He left all his friends for her, and he no longer speaks to them. Ditto his family. He was somewhat estranged from his family at the time, and she took advantage of his loneliness, and he no longer has anything to do with them. She's disgusting.

Aaron's gay brother?

He does looks strangely like him.

Funny how the muscle marys in the bath house promo never actually are shown hooking up. They spend all their time looking for the perfect other.

[quote]Funny how the muscle marys in the bath house promo never actually are shown hooking up.

NO. They're waiting for 'YOU' to get there.

Haha. right. As if.

ssfdg

He's totally my type. Very masculine and serious

[quote]He was somewhat estranged from his family at the time, and she took advantage of his loneliness, and he no longer has anything to do with them. She's disgusting.

You are a big ole' jar of jelly. And probably in need of some psychological assistance

[quote]Shut up, you bore.

Aww, Pop-pop mad?

Total babe

Bharat

Aaron will be naked in Tom Ford's Nocturnal Animals. Here is the trailer.

Ooh, straight people killing people. How groundbreaking.

Shut up r303,

I don't think he necessarily didn't "look" the part of Vronsky - it's just that his acting was terrible in that movie - even compared to Knightly.

OMG, majorly hawt gif.

Swoon.

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Aaron Taylor-Johnson on transforming into a Redneck and being naked on a toilet!

She really is trying too hard at r307.

He looks so much better without curls tough still don't like him, can't get past that he is so dull and a pretty mediocre actor.

sweltering hot

Almost good-looking. Sexy, though.

Fine ass dude

More like the essence of "on my way to the STD clinic"!

Alpha

With his gay brother-in-law:

Elvis Realness:

Real LUV:

His IG account is so full of pictures of him and the wife that it's almost creepy, like she's got some sort of psychic hold on him. I'd much rather focus on the lovely pictures of him.....

Uh r319, it's called marriage, love

Love him

R319: you mean like this?

Hmm, Beard...

What a stud

Golden Globe winner

dong?

bump

All -man

r319 He obviously loves her special snowflake! Some day maybe you will know what that is (though probably not)!

so hawt

FUCK HE IS SO FUCKING HOT

Yep r331. He is not just good looking, but he also has that x-factor that makes him come across as really sexy and that he would go wild in bed.

Yeah he is sexy as heck

If this dude ever needs any side-dick I am more than wiling to take one for the team

I spotted him and his wife at farmers market in Hollywood about three weeks ago. He is indeed very hot. Very young looking in person. His wife must be really photogenic, because she's positively unattractive in person.

He does a great Tom Ford impression (at the 1:45 mark).

I need to find a dude like him

But will he get the OSCAR? I am concerned that the political correctness of the Academy will give it that black guy from MOONLIGHT.

So beautiful...

R338, he wasn't nominated for an Academy Award this year. He did win a Golden Globe though.

And yes, Mahershala Ali will probably win for Moonlight.

I agree that he's rather bland.

He's got a great body, though.

he's a god

Mahershala Ali should win

R343 = Ms Political Correctness. Nobody ever heard of this towel head until now.

Aaron is way hotter.

r344 shut the fuck up nazi

R344, you are disgusting and ignorant. Kick rocks dude

There are so many things wrong with r344.

The idiocy. Thinking that ATJ was even nominated when he wasn't. Thinking that no one had heard of Ali before, when he has done high profile jobs like "House of Cards". Thinking that ATJ somehow deserves an oscar solely because he is hot. And then of course, the incredibly disgusting bigotry.

I am just amazed at how much you can thoroughly show yourself to be an incredibly worthless human being on every level.

Anyway, bye felicia.

FF r344

He's got a seriously phat ass tho

WHAT A WHORE

Dang sexy bro

He is my fantasy dude

A 9.7

Stud

MY TYPE bro

Nice

I wish more openly bi and gay dudes were like him. So hot.

He seems like the type of actor, were he to portray a gay character, who would actually have sex with another man for art's sake.

"Dreamin'... Dreamin' is free..."

I hate fake crap like that

So don't look at it, queenie.

Bro gained 30 pounds

Link don't work

He is so sexy

Mmmmm

I need to see his feet.

Boss

As a peer of his and someone who watched his schoolboy work when it was contemporary, it's so incredibly strange to notice where Aaron has arrived and what he has come to represent. Good for him.

If you'd have told me back in the early noughties that in 10 years he'd be built enough to play superheroes and soldiers (and married to an heiress) I would have spat out my Sprite. Aaron Johnson? That awkward, lanky bit-player off CBBC? The go-to kid to play bullies in cheap teen TV movies? THAT Aaron Johnson?

It's lucky for him he's pretty and has a some modicum of acting talent, because his accent is atrocious.

Imagining hearing that voice blaring through a carriage the Tube is not a welcome thought.

Estuary English, that is R369. And yes, it is a shame.

Hasn't his wife got a posh accent? Perhaps that will bleed the High Wycombe out of him, in time.

In my company, his mouth wouldn't spend much time talking.

Accent notwithstanding, add more intelligence and charm than the rest of the Avengers cast combined. Rather hear him talk than RDJ.

No doubt having a thoughtful and substantial personality helps Aaron tremendously with his career.

A very hot dude

His complexion is lovely. I do hope the Quicksilver hairdye and makeup haven't left a tarnish.

What a hot bro!

[quote]Estuary English, that is [R369]. And yes, it is a shame.

It's not pure Estuary English. It's an Americanized Modern RP with a mix of Estuary. In other words a bog standard accent for young middle class actors from the home counties who've worked steadily on both sides of Atlantic. Listen to Gregg Sulkin for something similar but more pleasing to the ear.

What's grating about Aaron's voice is not the accent per se, but its thin, raspy, David Beckham timbre.

Now this is a genuine Estuary accent.

He could get it yo.

what a BOSS

I can't take him seriously after his laughable attempt at playing Tolstoy's "Vronsky" in "Anna Karenina". Killed off his sex appeal for me. He looked totally lost in the role - a boy in a man's role. Especially after Sean Bean's powerful turn as "Vronsky" - now that was a real cavalry officer and heart-breaking homme fatale.

His naturally boyish screen image must have really irked him. Even in his private life, he's a younger lad with a mommy-aged partner, who probably babies him. So he's now trying to re-invent, over-compensate and 'toughen up' his image, both on-screen and off. By playing a red-neck rapist in "Nocturnal Animals", and a gun-swinging soldier in his recent film "The Wall". By bulking up in the gym.

But often he's still punching above his weight. He comes across as a quirky theatre lad with a boyish, ingenue-type of charm. He can twist his charm to play seductive psychopaths. But he's not really a guy's guy or a manly dude-bro, not matter how much he tries.

[quote] a quirky theatre lad with a boyish, ingenue-type of charm. He can twist his charm to play seductive psychopaths. But he's not really a guy's guy or a manly dude-bro, not matter how much he tries.

This^^^. He's hurting his craft more than helping with this juice head approach he's taken, imo. If he'd just embrace his true qualities and take parts more suited to his strengths, he'd probably look more comfortable on camera and turn in better work. But maybe he just wants that Marvel dollar, who knows.

I'd love to see him back down to a normal size and doing a turn in the RSC.

But in which part? I'd like him as a fop, as the Duke of Gloucester in Wives or Jacques in AYLI. When he's weathered more by life, he'd make a fine Feste in 12th - a charming but slightly manic hustler clown.

His physique is why he is so sizzling hot. He knows it.

Wasn't very attractive when he was skinnier.

R383 is blind

[quote]This^^^. He's hurting his craft more than helping with this juice head approach he's taken, imo. If he'd just embrace his true qualities and take parts more suited to his strengths, he'd probably look more comfortable on camera and turn in better work. But maybe he just wants that Marvel dollar, who knows.

I think you’re giving him wayyyy too much credit here. We’re not talking young Nicholson. He’s a capable actor.

[quote]What's grating about Aaron's voice is not the accent per se, but its thin, raspy, David Beckham timbre.

I can't help but hear the OP hissing "the ethhenth of hot bro"

I bet his wife keeps a tight leash on him. I mean she must be aware how much temptation he's going to be experiencing. If I was her I'd break into a cold sweat when I saw him chatting to hot younger women. I'm not sure she was taking advantage of him but she certainly seems to be living out a fantasy. Oh and he was 18 when they met not 19.

Thank you, R376. However, your use of the phrase "pure English Estuary" concerns us. The use of "pure" is silly, both because the EE, which we ought to call London RGB to avoid the impression that it is limited to the estuary, is an emergent synthesis and because London RGB itself contains a range of presentations wobbling between received lower-middle class and misplaced working class through actual lower middle class to actual working class, with lingering subregional expressions. "Pure" this is not.

However, one may infer, at least, that you understand the imitative nature of the speech variant specifically being described for this gentleman, including the bothersome (because false to the ear) tone and timbre applied. Phony posh, phony "street" talk is a poor substitute for any of the more indigenous dialect-and-accent variants mentioned here, and at this stage RP itself has more authenticity than such inanely creolized verbiage dribbling from such pretty mouths.

boom, what a man!

[quote] ...inanely creolized verbiage dribbling from such pretty mouths.

....Michael Stipe?

He was cute thin, but nothing to make me obsessively turned on by him. Now, he is Zaddy!🔥💪🏼

Since he's riding the Subway, are we to assume he's one of those Vincent Kartheiser-types who eschews cars?

He may have already blown his big moment. Most people (outside Datalounge) had never even heard of him until he won the Golden Globes. That put him in the spotlight, and he hasn't really capitalized on that.

Cool bro

He Is sexy AF

[quote]Since he's riding the Subway, are we to assume he's one of those Vincent Kartheiser-types who eschews cars?

It is not unusual to see celebrities using the subway in New York.

what a boss.

Bet you those Yankees didn't even give him a second glance. Y'all take a cutie for granted in the City.

If he is average in NYC, I am moving there

He's really hot! Is he still dating his mother?

Anna Maria Alberghetti in a taxi....

This bro is so hot and masculine.

A beast 💪🏽

Recent spotting?

HE keeps a low profile

Recent pic. Looks like he's saying "help."

NICE

I hope he's having tons of affairs. That old hag is past her due date.

In my heart he’ll always be that vile, bullying pipsqueak in FEATHER BOY, playing alongside that guy who does Maze Runner movies now and the divine Sheila Hancock.

[quote]In my heart he’ll always be that vile, bullying pipsqueak in FEATHER BOY

For me, Charlie (Chaplin) in Shanghai Knights.

R409, you lack basic morals dude

I imagine he leaves a waft of English Fern & Lavender in his wake.

Huh dude? What’s that

What a man

I seek a dude like this.

He's hot, but by no stretch of the imagination is he a "bro."

i've always been envious of men comfortable in their bodies

i'm all bloated from a happy meal I just ate

A buff bod is worth the hunger

Being a bro.

I wish all of dudebro troll's devices got red tagged, instead of just the one.

Yeah, he’s a bro, but not annoying.

You know, without seeing him you can still just feel the presence of Hawkeye Ren ner standing off to one side and fair seething with jealousy in the shot @R420.

What a lucky bitch she is.

I Wanna see him in a gay role

I think the only gay thing ATJ has done on screen was this forced kiss in some horror movie, I can't remember the title though

His height?

He is my type

So damn cute, especially in that REM video. What others feel about Justin whatshisname on those Jen A sites is how I feel about Aaron.

Yeah

Two of the hottest British actors currently working.

Riz Ahmed and Aaron at last year's Baftas after-party.

Sweet

He is sex

Wow he’s hot

Well, sadly he decided to fuck his Mum, grossed the industry out and now his career is OVER, bad choices Aaaron

[quote]Well, sadly he decided to fuck his Mum, grossed the industry out and now his career is OVER, bad choices Aaaron

What does marrying an older woman have to doing with bis career being over? Nothing and his career certainly isn't over. Where do you get such nonsense?

I also see the old double standard is alive and well on DL. If he was an older actor with some 21 year old chippy on his arm, no one would be batting an eyelash. Old fart musician Billy Joel just became a father again, think he's pushing 70, you sure know his latest wife is nowhere near his age.

Fuck that bullshit.

THE vicious people sayin that are transparently jealous of his wife, who seems cool to me. She has what they dream they could: an attractive, successful masculine man who loves his bae. Good for them!

What’s his new projects?

Bae

Love him in any incarnation, but particularly like the Byronesque version.

My dream dude

God, if I ever say "hot bro," kill me on the spot. To say nothing of bumping a year-old thread to say nothing but "dream dude."

R443, try Zoloft

r444, try suicide.

R444, you’re exactly as nasty as you seem

Siblings?

The man of fantasies

R448 When did he start doing steroid?

He has been so quiet lately