Women with Big Dick Face

Exhibit B - Christiane Amanpour

CNN's Becky Anderson

Maddow

Ann Coultor

Wrong, R4. The thread is Women with Big Dick Face, not Monsters with Big Dick Face!

Kennedy-Schlossberg sure kept a head of beautiful hair

Anjelica Huston.

Janet McTeer

*whistles*

Bea!

ROZ!

Judi

jackie stallone

I don't think all these women have BDF.

Julia Child

All iterations of Rumer Willis are packing.

Florence Welch

Holly Holm

Boston's finest, Michele McPhee

Tonya

R20 she looks like a little kid. Not BDF. Rosalind Russell and Judy didn't have it either. Rumer Willis did have it at one point.

Cait

True, r21 about Tonya

ethel ridge

Christine Chubbuck had MAJOR big, fat swinging dick-and-balls potential. But noooo, she just had to go ahead and become the only person in American history to [italic] off themselves on national television [/italic] instead of letting us enjoy her hung qualities.

Miss MANN has a little surprise for you all!

The gymnast Gina Gogean

Australia's former first lady, Margie Abbott

R11 We meant Big Dick Face NOT Dick Sucking Lips Face!

R29 has never sucked a black cock!

Amal Clooney

Brenda Strong's dick is bigger than yours.

Mia Maestro -- sizemeat

Valley of the Dolls author Jacqueline Susann, the original "truck driver in drag."

Christianne (sp) Amanpour

Robin Wright

I have been beaten, gagged and butted by big dicks---and it's shaped my cheeks, lips and the spacing of my teeth.

Angelica

Lizzy Caplan

This may be a controversial choice, but I think Uma Thurman has BDF

Celine Dion owns this thread.

Kristin Wiig

Jennifer Garner owns this thread!

Future MTFLOTUS Melania Knauss Trump owns this thread!

R30 Jackie Stallone is not black dreary. She is a walking advertisement for BadPlasticSurgery.com. She has "the perfect lips for a blow job" with a face from Youranus!

Justin Dennis

Barbara Bush

Indira Gandhi

Paloma Picasso

Sandra Bernhard

Moi!

LONG but not too girthy

Ethel

OP, I just want to thank you for showing some humor here on DL.

R52 She totally looks like a long, thin dick kinda girl

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The one on the left fucked the one on the right with her big thick cock. The one on the right still can't get over being a bottom.

This thread is strangely hilarious. Thank you, OP and contributors.

Carly Fiorina

When Carly got her last massive face lift, excess skin was used to reconstruct her foreskin on her massive dong. She has used a penis pump for years. Her meat looks like Thierry Mugler's.

Chloe Sevigny. Thread is ovah!

Oh yeah La Chloe!

Minnie Driver

Idina Menzel

God is she ugly! What would Jackie have told herself?

The late Susan Sontag:

sean young

Kate McKinnon

the lovable Andrea Dworkin

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Hillary

The late but gorgeous Princess Diana and whatshis face.

Better nose shot of Princess Diana.

Cate Blanchett

I think Princess Diana developed BDF later in life

Babs

Blake Lively

Nancy Kerrigan

What exactly is BDF? How would you define it OP?

Women with BDF have long, narrow faces, strong chins and jawlines, prominent cheekbones, long noses, fleshy lips, and can frequently have Sapphic appeal.

Angelica Huston

And the award for Best Big Dick Face goes too.......

Alexandra Paul was always packing more meat than David Hasselhoff

RIP Big Ang

Golda Meir was packin' 10 inches or more of hot cut Jewish cock

Lynn Smith, formerly known as Lynn Berry. She hosts HLN Weekend Express.

I have a 12 incher motherfuckers!

This former Survivor contestant is packing sizemeat.

RIP Chyna

You just know that she's packing some meat.

Anjelica Huston has always been a handsome woman.

9 inches flaccid.

Mike Huckabee's wife....Janet, I think.

Janet Reno

Christine LaGarde

Ms. LaGarde

Carmen Miranda packed a lot of banana.

Oprah

Kate McKinnon

Ellie Kemper

Abbi Jacobson

Dee.

Jillian Michaels, the snarliest cunt who ever cunted

No more bets, we have a winner !

Lea's hung.

R89 Yassss, Chyna!

PJ Harvey.

Ethel Merman

Brett Somers

Wendy Williams

Michelle "Ledger" Williams

The always feminine Beyonce.

I saw R100s penis & took a picture!

Kellyanne Conway has the swagger and self-assurance that only a girthy, veiny shenis can impart.

Her neck is quite thick, in that photo at least - relative to her scarecrow body and face. So, yeah, probably girthy with many veins. Like those twinks with elephant trunk surprises.

WTH?? Many of these faces have normal, even slim or tiny, noses!

Greta Van Susteren

DAMN GRANDDADDY

Steffi Graff:

Angie Harmon

Allison Janney

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Mayim Bilak

Those earlier pics of Angelica Huston look remarkably like Jabba the Hut.....

La Flotus

Lucy Lawless as Xena, Lesbian from Outer Space. 10lb dick. At least.

Eve Arden

Maria Ouspenskaya.

Better known as Edward G. Robinson, I think.

King Bey

Does it count that I was hit in the face with so many of them?

Patricia Heaton

Charlotte Raye

Lisa Welchel

Nancy McKeon

126 comments...and no

Camilla Parker Bowles

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Princess Margaret

Tap your hoof once if you agree.

Twice if you strongly agree.

No, JACKIE has 'fat over-pumped and impotent' face. One of those dicks you see where the guy has over pumped to the point of ruination.

Hope Emerson, BD

British tennis player Johanna Konta

Maria Callas

Tracee Ellis-Ross

Paula Poundstone

Barbra

DL Fave Jessica Chastain

Michelle Williams - you could ski off that thing

Kathleen Turner

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How did Kathleen Turner get from THIS to r139?

Kathleen Turner in "Body Heat" (1981).

She looks like a completely different person at r139.

Wendy Williams for sure and Aretha Franklin!

Anne Bancroft

Exhibit A.

Lotte Lenya