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Do you know a KAKE?

It's like Selznick's search for a Scarlett O'Hara, only bigger!!!!

The Finnish producers of the Tom of Finland movie, which held its press conference this week, are searching for a Kake --- Tom of Finland's fantasy man. This role is central to the film. They are seeking a very handsome, sexy, funny, hung man with a good build, 30-40 years old, who is totally an ease sexually. If you know anyone who has the goods this is their big chance to be an IMMORTAL STAR, darlings! Slip into a smart caftan and invite them over for some personal photography to submit!

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by Anonymousreply 10209/03/2016

Here's the movie's twitter account.

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by Anonymousreply 102/15/2016

Tom (Touko)'s boyfriend has already been cast.

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by Anonymousreply 202/15/2016

And here's the website for the production company.

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by Anonymousreply 302/15/2016

It's Cak.

by Anonymousreply 402/15/2016

There seems to have been a change of production companies. Remember the great teaser vids? I wish they'd cast this guy: he's got everything.

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by Anonymousreply 502/15/2016

Here's the right link to send your stuff.

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by Anonymousreply 602/15/2016

Looks like it's time for Zac Efron to audition for a new part.

by Anonymousreply 702/15/2016

Needs someone with physical HEFT!

by Anonymousreply 802/15/2016

If Channing Tatum has a big enough dick, he'd be perfect for it. I always think he looks like a Tom of Finalnd guy.

by Anonymousreply 902/15/2016

Really? I though he looked as plain as punch in his musical number in O Caesar!

I can't think of a single actor with the looks, presence and bulk. Not even Marcus Schenkenberg in his prime would have been quite right.

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by Anonymousreply 1002/15/2016

A Tom of Finland KAKE must have a dick as big as your arm.

by Anonymousreply 1102/15/2016

Are you kidding? Mike Vogel has grown into it. Plus his career needs a boost right now.

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by Anonymousreply 1202/15/2016

Wilson Bethel would be a good Tom.

For Kake, Zeb Atlas. Duh.

by Anonymousreply 1302/15/2016

Paul Teller:

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by Anonymousreply 1402/15/2016

TELFER damn autocorrect:

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by Anonymousreply 1502/15/2016

Dwayne Johnson

Rodney St. Cloud

by Anonymousreply 1602/15/2016

Matthias Schoenaerts

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by Anonymousreply 1702/15/2016

I know a Boo Kake - will he do?

by Anonymousreply 1802/15/2016

Ed Skrein

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by Anonymousreply 1902/15/2016

I think that guy Tim from TIM TALES would be perfect!

by Anonymousreply 2002/15/2016

Jai Courtney

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by Anonymousreply 2102/15/2016

Alexander Skarsgard

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by Anonymousreply 2202/15/2016

Tom Welling

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Daniel Feuerriegel

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by Anonymousreply 2402/15/2016

Dustin Clare

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by Anonymousreply 2502/15/2016

Travis Van Winkle

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by Anonymousreply 2602/15/2016

Colby Keller

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by Anonymousreply 2702/15/2016

R21 Mmm. Jai would be perfect.

by Anonymousreply 2802/15/2016

Braeden Baade

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by Anonymousreply 2902/15/2016

Eric Lindros before he became a vegetable would have been perfect

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by Anonymousreply 3002/15/2016

chris hemsworth

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by Anonymousreply 3102/15/2016

David Gandy

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by Anonymousreply 3202/15/2016

Ahem

by Anonymousreply 3302/15/2016

Eliad Cohen

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by Anonymousreply 3402/15/2016

[quote]Really? I though he looked as plain as punch in his musical number in O Caesar!

#1: He's extremely handsome, so something must be wrong with your vision or your aesthetic sense.

#2: It's hard to think of a phrase that screams "Mary!" in 2016 more than "plain as punch."

#3: Marcus Schenkenberg does not even come close to looking like Kake; he does not have the right shape of nose.

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by Anonymousreply 3502/15/2016

Channing Tatum.

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by Anonymousreply 3602/15/2016

Real actors are not going to touch this. They can easily recruit a porn star.

This whole concept of a live action Tom of Finland movie was always rather doomed, real life guys don't like Tom of Finland models.

by Anonymousreply 3702/15/2016

The other thing about Tom of Finland's KAKE and his other men: they not only have small broken noses, but they have HUGE chest and biceps. Some of you are proposing these skinnier model-types and they would not do. They have to be really, REALLY built to play KAKE.

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by Anonymousreply 3802/15/2016

Well they could put fake nipples on Zeb

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by Anonymousreply 3902/15/2016

I think Brock O'hurn would be perfect. He'd never do it though.

by Anonymousreply 4002/15/2016

Braeden Baade, David Gandy and Marcus Schenkenberg are all far too lean.

You need a bona-fide HUNK like Rock Hudson or Gaston.

If only Jon Erik Hexum were still alive and 35:

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by Anonymousreply 4102/15/2016

The above link didn't help with Jon Erik Hexum at all ...

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by Anonymousreply 4202/15/2016

Slick It Up kinkwear designer Dave Mason Chlopecki once had the look. But he's way too effeminate to play a TOF man.

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by Anonymousreply 4302/15/2016

Another vote for Ch. Tatum

by Anonymousreply 4402/15/2016

If only Brad Davis were here and prime!

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by Anonymousreply 4502/15/2016

I can't believe all you gay men are getting this so wrong. Tom of F's heroes are a very specific type, whether white or black, dark or fair: they all have very big muscles, especially the pectorals; they all have gigantic dicks; and they all have very big nipples.

Frankly, there aren't a lot of guys answering that description, certainly no famous professional actors. In my whole life, I've known just a handful of guys who truly looked like a T of F cartoon, and I've been around for a long while.

Truth to tell, I can't even think of a porn star who suits the type, though there were a few Colt models who did. The one really well-known one is John Pruitt. You can google image him; Jim French took more photos of him than of anyone else.

by Anonymousreply 4602/15/2016

I think Raúl Castillo (from Looking) could pull it off.

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by Anonymousreply 4702/15/2016

Count me in as another guy who thinks that Channing Tatum is far from handsome. Some people just have higher standards.

I would cast Chris Carmack.

by Anonymousreply 4802/15/2016

Carmack is a great idea!

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by Anonymousreply 4902/15/2016

Trevor Donovan

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by Anonymousreply 5002/15/2016

Calum Von Moger

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by Anonymousreply 5102/15/2016

Tim Mueller

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by Anonymousreply 5202/15/2016

Shawn Roberts is balding :(

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by Anonymousreply 5302/15/2016

Seann William Scott is keepin' it tight!

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by Anonymousreply 5402/15/2016

Peter Berlin. Back then.

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by Anonymousreply 5502/15/2016

Have they cast Graxy?

by Anonymousreply 5602/15/2016

No, but I've known a few old cockers. Does that count?

by Anonymousreply 5702/15/2016

This thread is hilarious. To imagine that awful lump of sourness, Brad Davis, who had a typical US mid-West chipmunk face, or the semitic looking and blubbery-faced Eliad Cohen as being in any way like Tom (Touko)'s snub-nosed and sunny nordic dream man, really does take some delusion.

I do know someone who would have fit the bill -- 10 years ago. Their nordic face, with its sloe eyes, tipped-up wide snub nose with a slight bump in it, strong jawline, and generous lips is the spitting image of the Tom archetype -- which isn't just "a big strong handsome man". They really do look like the cartoon, and sometimes when they wear a cap you want to burst out laughing the likeness is so striking. AND...they have the requisite open sunny character that he always insisted upon. Touko was always annoyed at Americans who associated hotness with fake smoldering self-obsession.

by Anonymousreply 5802/15/2016

Well obviously Dolph Lundgren, but I don't think Tom of Finland was about senior citizens.

by Anonymousreply 5902/15/2016

Daniel Cudmore now that he's not playing Colossus any longer.

by Anonymousreply 6002/15/2016

The Tom face is very very specific in its racial features. Always the short foetalized nose.

For example, Alexander Skarsgård, who doesn't match it, is apparently typed as belonging to the nordic subrace of 'Trønder'. I'm not sure what the name of the sub-race of the Tom-ideal is: you'd have to go on to the anthropological forums to find out. However, the finn athlete in the photo -- Tomi Kokko -- shows it to perfection.

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by Anonymousreply 6102/15/2016

I know a Kwanzaa Kake!

by Anonymousreply 6202/15/2016

One more to drink him in. That poreless nordic skin is also important.

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by Anonymousreply 6302/15/2016

Here is your kake.

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by Anonymousreply 6402/15/2016

Has someone started the Mapplethorpe biopic thread?

This may be the start of golden age of gay biopics that matter. Divine, Sylvester...or at least Abramson's gay black boxer movie.

by Anonymousreply 6502/15/2016

The fraus still boring us with that humourless cak meme is like watching a long dead horse be flogged.

by Anonymousreply 6602/15/2016

The Rufskin model - Logan Swiecki-Taylor - and he's wearing TOF clothing on this page.

He's perfect.

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by Anonymousreply 6702/15/2016

Logan Swiecki-Taylor #1

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Logan Swiecki-Taylor #2

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Logan Swiecki-Taylor #3

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Logan Swiecki-Taylor #4

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Logan Swiecki-Taylor #5

(he's perfect!)

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by Anonymousreply 7202/15/2016

I have the time and the lack of shirts.

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by Anonymousreply 7302/15/2016

Who's the guy playing Tom at the airport in R5's link? He's terrific.

by Anonymousreply 7402/16/2016

[quote]The Rufskin model - Logan Swiecki-Taylor - and he's wearing TOF clothing on this page. He's perfect.

No he isn't. He lacks the requisite "sunny character".

by Anonymousreply 7502/16/2016

Here's a Russian bodybuilder who fits all the criteria. Realistically, this probably *really* what Tom of Finland had in mind.

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by Anonymousreply 7602/16/2016

OMG R76, he looks like a cartoon. His tiny pin-head appears to have been photoshopped on his Michelin man body.

But I agree, he comes closest ---face and body.

by Anonymousreply 7702/16/2016

Here's your KAKE:

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by Anonymousreply 7802/16/2016

[quote] Count me in as another guy who thinks that Channing Tatum is far from handsome. Some people just have higher standards.

Oh, smell you, Princess Grace.

by Anonymousreply 7902/16/2016

Alexander Skarsgard and Peter Berlin are both far too lean.

by Anonymousreply 8002/16/2016

R76 wins

by Anonymousreply 8102/16/2016

r76's photo is not of a real man. That is a faked computer drawing photoshopped over a gym photo--look at "his" face.

by Anonymousreply 8202/16/2016

Obviously the Tom of Finland aesthetic is as unattainable in real life as the classic Mattel Barbie Doll ideal. You can't recreate that type of body frame (including the massive dick size) without using special effects or go full on CGI animation.

by Anonymousreply 8302/16/2016

But r81 -- if he's that big it's likely from juicing and then his nuts would be BBs and getting hard would be difficile, oui?

by Anonymousreply 8402/16/2016

I think the late Arpad Miklos would have been perfect in a Tom of Finland movie. He certainly looked the part. He wasn't much of an actor, but could certainly carry himself well.

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by Anonymousreply 8502/16/2016

Another view of Arpad.

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by Anonymousreply 8602/16/2016

r84: One more time for the hard of hearing--the guy at r76 is a computer generated image. He is not real.

by Anonymousreply 8702/16/2016

Simon Dunn

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by Anonymousreply 8802/17/2016

I think a CGI Kake would be totally appropriate.

by Anonymousreply 8902/17/2016

Simon Dunn's got the right face and mustache, and he's got a great body: but to play KAKE, he would need an extra 30 lbs. of muscle.

by Anonymousreply 9002/17/2016

R76 is too much of a cartoon mutant, even by Tom of Finland standards.

Dolph Lundgren in his prime would have worked:

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by Anonymousreply 9102/17/2016

He never smiles though R91. He needs to be "sunny".

by Anonymousreply 9202/17/2016

Isn't Kake dark haired ?

by Anonymousreply 9302/17/2016

Lindgren is a smart actor and an affectionate man in real life. He could become "sunny" for a role.

So can many others.

by Anonymousreply 9402/17/2016

Bulk him up and give him a prosthetic cock.

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by Anonymousreply 9502/17/2016

[quote] Isn't Kake dark haired ?

You're right!

Oh, if it were only possible to somehow change an actor's hair color for a movie!

by Anonymousreply 9602/19/2016

It's a hilarious story.

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by Anonymousreply 9702/19/2016

The Finnish actor who was the original Tom in the trailer, Olli Rahkonen, is hot.

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by Anonymousreply 9802/28/2016

So, whatever happened with this movie?

by Anonymousreply 9909/03/2016

r99, development hell, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 10009/03/2016

Chris Fawcett

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by Anonymousreply 10109/03/2016

Chris Fawcett's cock

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by Anonymousreply 10209/03/2016
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