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What's the best sexual experience you've ever had?

Inspired by, "What's the worst sexual experience you've ever had" thread.

What experience made your toes curl? Details, bitch! Did you ever see them again? Was this a random? Did you marry them? The one that got away?

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by Anonymousreply 29March 11, 2020 2:14 AM

I'm a virgin :(

by Anonymousreply 1February 11, 2016 4:59 AM

I was about 17 and met this guy named Michael on a telephone meet line. He was considerably older and I had him convinced I was 19, which was exciting at the time. He met me at an older friends house which I had fabricated as my own. In my defense, I just wanted to have sex.

He showed up and we almost immediately went to it. Mind you, I was 17 so I really had no idea. But, fake it til you make it!

He was very well endowed which scared/excited me but he was very gentle and took his time. He had a thick girth and the head was pronounced. To this day I feel like he is the reason why I'm a bottom. He knew exactly when to be gentle and when to grab the back of my knees and go to town.

I eventually destroyed the whole FB situation (though I had no idea what a FB was) by getting 17 year old emotional.

I still beat off in his memory.

by Anonymousreply 2February 11, 2016 5:19 AM

The night I stepped out of a cubical at a sex club, naked, and completely slimed – covered head-to-toe in a gelatinous layer of precum, as if I'd just been spawned by a momma alien.

My partner had been an extraordinary young engineer whose precum flowed like water from a tap. I mean - Guinness Book of Records stuff. ("I went to the doctor about it, but he just said I'm special.") That you were, darlin'. And memorable!

All the other whores standing round looked appalled. Ha! You wish bitches. I walked to those showers with my head held high feeling newly borne -- and my clothes held out on one finger.

by Anonymousreply 3February 11, 2016 5:29 AM

The Men of Blanche's Boudoir Calendar:

Dorothy: "Whooooaaaa!!!"

Blanche: "September?"

Dorothy: "Yes."

Sophia:"I'm surprised you were able to walk in October!"

by Anonymousreply 4February 11, 2016 5:31 AM

R3 Wow! Feeling the fantasy much?

by Anonymousreply 5February 11, 2016 5:31 AM

My best one-night-stand: picked up a handsome husky blonde guy at the Frolic Room in Hollywood maybe 15 years ago. When we got to my apartment he displayed a very unexpected dominant side. Made me call him "Daddy" which normally would have turned me off, but with him it was somehow super hot. Very fun lay. Made me ask permission to get a drink of water in my own home. And I loved it!

by Anonymousreply 6February 11, 2016 5:33 AM

I met my husband at a nature and science museum on our first date. We made out on the top deck of the parking tower. We made it back to my place and we fucked on my living room couch on the first night. We faked flu and called out of work for 4 days in a row while we pretty much banged on every surface. We lived off of Thai delivery and poppers. It was excellent.

by Anonymousreply 7February 11, 2016 5:40 AM

The night Scott O'Hara rocked up to a sauna, stood in front of the spa, and gave an unprompted show -- sucked himself to orgasm, and shot an enormous load. The whole place burst into applause! And his arse -- oh my god -- it was as amazing as the cock.

by Anonymousreply 8February 11, 2016 12:56 PM

Which one? I've had so many dazzling sexual experiences I'm perplexed at even trying to pick out one single best.

by Anonymousreply 9February 11, 2016 1:15 PM

No one who really treasures their best sexual experience want to talk about it...

by Anonymousreply 10February 11, 2016 1:19 PM

Sorry (10) Biches like to kiss and tell.

by Anonymousreply 11February 11, 2016 1:21 PM

Okey dokey

by Anonymousreply 12February 11, 2016 1:23 PM

Hooking up with a guy at an academic conference. Not really the best sex I've had, but cruising someone in a serious setting and having a little clandestine hook up was just hot.

by Anonymousreply 13February 11, 2016 1:27 PM

The man with a massive cock & draught stopper for a tongue. One went down your throat, the other up your arse, plugging you at both ends, and both quietly rested there ALL FUCKING NIGHT. Like your soul was being possessed. Next morning it was hard to remember what planet you were on. And actually, you couldn't give a fuck about anything. Just waiting for the next 12 hours to swing round. Mindblowing. Little conversation. It seemed redundant. And I was a stupid 21. The rare people like that are Gods on Earth. Because they can change reality.

by Anonymousreply 14February 11, 2016 1:50 PM

Well it wasn't just a sexual experience it was multiple experiences and every moment I spent with him was pure ecstasy. It was the most amazing time of my life. I have never done any type of drugs but being with him was like what I imagine being on a drug induced high felt like. Unfortunately it wasn't quite the same for him and we didn't last, but I had a few great years with him. We are still good friends despite our lives taking us to opposite sides of the country, we talk on the phone regularly and I still get just a little bit of a high just talking to him. He can still brighten my darkest day. I am fine with how things turned out, you can't expect someone who just isn't that into you, to be with you just because you are really into them. However 13 years later and I don't think I will ever feel about anyone the way I feel about him.

by Anonymousreply 15February 11, 2016 2:06 PM

[quote]The man with a massive cock & draught stopper for a tongue. One went down your throat, the other up your arse, plugging you at both ends, and both quietly rested there ALL FUCKING NIGHT.

"quietly rested there all night"? So he just laid there for eight hours???

HAWT. (Not.)

by Anonymousreply 16February 11, 2016 2:34 PM

The first time I got fucked and enjoyed it. For some reason, previous attempts were painful, but this guy convinced me to try it because he was uncut and, according to him, uncut guys don't tear you up.

I don't know if he was right about that or not, but it was amazing. He ate my ass, lubed me up, and gave me the best night of sex I'd ever had. Eyes-roll-back-in-your-head sex.

Sadly, the next time we hooked up it wasn't the same. We just couldn't duplicate the moment. Even though the term wasn't used in 1979, we ghosted each other, and that was that.

But, for the last 37 years, whenever I drive down the 500 block of Hayes Street, I think of you, ML, that big brass bed, and that one night of heaven.

by Anonymousreply 17February 11, 2016 2:49 PM

Was with a married man who eventually left his wife and me at the same time and went off with a younger hotter guy. I had finally forgotten about it but thanks DL for reminding me.

by Anonymousreply 18February 11, 2016 3:03 PM

I was dating a hot-headed (and bodied) Puerto Rican guy. He was staying the weekend with me and had gone to the gym while I did some work from home. Apparently, one of the gym workers said something he thought was rude and racist to him, and he came back to my place furious.

After storming into my apartment, he threw his gym bag down in anger and was cursing up a storm while describing what happened. As he continued to tell the story, he threw off his shoes and yanked off his shirt (his body was still a little sweaty from working out). As he was finishing the story, he dropped his shorts, leaving only his jockstrap, and bent over my living room couch, looked over his should at me and said, "What are you gonna do about it?"

I fucked him on the couch, in the kitchen, the hallway floor, and finally my bed. Angry sex is usually the best sex.

by Anonymousreply 19February 11, 2016 3:56 PM

I went home with a guy that fit the typical "geek accountant" stereotype. He was a pasty beanpole with glasses and a short sleeved button down with khaki's type. He was a friend of a friend who was visiting. Very intelligent but socially awkward at times. I really don't know what got into me as all of my friends gave me the eye roll and disapproving glance but I kind of dug him. I can't even remember what we talked about but I do remember it was like pulling teeth with him as neither of us had similar interests.

We ventured away from the friends and walked around a bit around the city. We then found ourselves at his hotel. I figured we'd part ways at this point, thinking he was just using me for a locals walk back to his room but he invited me up and I accepted.

We had another drink and continued the awkward conversation. Truthfully, the dude was 50 times smarter than I but for whatever reason we amused each other. He awkwardly kissed me and after more awkward exchange it got very hot. Very hot. It seemed like a switch was flipped and he became the most confident, dirty talking masculine man I had ever known.

He slowly stripped us both down, kissing and licking every part of me. I did the same. He smelled like fabric softener and his skin tasted like sweat. He also narrated the whole experience saying out loud everything he was going to do to me. When we got down to just our pants he became rougher, almost forceful, but still narrating his next move. It was almost like he was asking permission but stating it in a way that even if I disagreed it was going to happen.

I threw him on the bed simply because at the time I didn't want to seem like a total pussy. But he pulled me down on top of him, rolled over on top of me and immediately took over control again. At that point I just surrendered. He face fucked me for awhile, ate my ass and laid some serious pipe. Serious pipe. The whole time narrating the whole thing!

I guess you can say I slept overnight but really we showered, fucked again and by that time the sun was coming up so no sleeping occurred. We ordered breakfast, ate it in bed and he packed up. He asked me to ride in the cab with him to the airport but instead we took a cab to my car and separated at the bar we originally met at.

I want to believe we tried to stay in touch but he lived several states over and at the time there was no such thing as the Internet. Well, the Internet we now know anyway.

To this day when I encounter someone slightly uncomfortable or awkward in a social situation I think of him. Maybe the reason why it was so awesome is because it took me by surprise? Who knows. He was an awesome lover though.

by Anonymousreply 20February 13, 2016 2:17 AM

I met a guy at a party , and there was instant attraction on both our parts . Alas , we both were in relationships so there was a lot of eye fucking but nothing else . 3 years later I walk into a bar and there he sits , freshly single , as was I . He was 5'9 , tight hard body ,black hair going grey at the temples ,topped off with cobalt blue eyes and a southern accent . Its like we were surrounded by a bubble , we just sat there and immersed ourselves in each other knowing how the night was going to end . After a few drinks , we walked back to my place , and the second the door was closed we were ripping and clawing and tearing at each other like starving men at a banquet . After eating my ass for a solid half hour , he slowly , agonizingly slowly , eased his fat 8 inch uncut cock all the way to the hilt with a final deep thrust that had me coming like a geyser immediately . We spent from Friday night till Monday night doing nothing but fucking and sucking , every position humans can conceive of and some they couldn't . When he left late Monday night , I laid in a hot bubble bath feeling my asshole aching , knowing he was no good , completely wrong for me and Id regret getting involved with him ,and knowing I had to have that cock again no matter what it took . 2 years of the the most drama ridden , physically confrontational , emotionally draining , soul sucking hell followed . But My God , the sex never ceased to be amazing . And he wanted it 5 times a day , every day .

by Anonymousreply 21February 13, 2016 2:43 AM

Holler r21! It is like sweet sweet agony.

My ex was out of his mind. Total alcoholic/pill head but he could knock it out of the box! Nice girthy cock that he knew how to use it and well!

In the end he enjoyed fucking me, as I was on my hands and knees under the glass work desk, while he watched porn on the computer on top of the desk. It got ugly. Quick.

by Anonymousreply 22February 13, 2016 2:54 AM

It was a beach in Palos Verdes California and I'll leave it at that.

by Anonymousreply 23February 13, 2016 3:07 AM

R21 was so hot until he got to eating ass. Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 24March 10, 2020 2:59 AM

Semi-raped by a big-dicked Turkish guy in a university rooming house I met through the newspaper personal ads. I say 'semi' because he made all the decisions (surprise anal, etc.) while I was tossed around like a rag doll. I still remember the smell of his b.o. mixed with Obsession. I came and shot myself in the chin.

Ahmet, if you're reading: I'm single.

by Anonymousreply 25March 10, 2020 3:13 AM

Mine doesn't even involve a dick. I am a very horny bottom. In the grounds of a church late at night. Guy ate my hungry ass for good 40 minutes, could feel his tongue in me. I was sitting on his face, my ass splayed over his mouth. He lubed me up good then started to finger me. I opened up, gaping and begging to be filled. Fingers stretched me out till he could slide his hand in me (not fisting, just hand) he was so deep in me, massaging my prostate, stimulating every nerve ending and filling every nook and cranny inside me. Meanwhile we kissed so savage and animalistic, mauling each other, tongues deep in each others throats.

My dick grew so big and hard, I've never seen it so big and hard since. I began to anal orgasm round his wrist and hand as my butt clenched round it. I blew bucket loads without even touching my dick and my butt was twitching and pulsating and orgasming for ten minutes before he took his hand out. My ass was truly serviced, didn't even see his dick. Next day I had pash rash and my lips were bruised from kissing so intensely and my ass felt so good and rested.

by Anonymousreply 26March 10, 2020 3:34 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 27March 11, 2020 1:28 AM

R8. OMG! I loved Scott O’Hara! I was so sad when he passed.

by Anonymousreply 28March 11, 2020 1:52 AM

Amsterdam about twenty years ago. At a sex club with an Indonesian guy, fit, nice 7" cock.. S L O W blow job, as in 2-3 dips down on his cock and then he'd stop me for for a minute or so.. He did the same to me. Have never been that rock hard. Never wanted to suck /be sucked so badly- trying to force him to stay on my cock as the desire to cum kept building and building. There was something about the pacing that seemed to totally shut down all thinking other than ' I want more'--a reptile brain experience. pure animal hunger.

It also helped that there was a crowd watching as well.

by Anonymousreply 29March 11, 2020 2:14 AM
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