To whom are so-called "Dudebros" sexually attracted and why?

What?

Attracted to chillmascbros.

Celebrities like Mark Wahlberg and Tom Brady, bro.

Chillmascbros? That seems ridiculous.

Chillmascbros. Srs.

Bump

The male cast of the old Carol Burnett Show.

Chillmascbros like Matthew McConaughey, Josh Duhamel and Kelly Slater, yo.

[quote] The male cast of the old Carol Burnett Show.

I can't even picture Tim Conway naked.

Raven never ends brahs 💥

To other dudebros. They are usually Alpha Males, so if they are attracted to another male, it's gonna be another Apex Alpha Male who is a 10. They don't spend all that time in the gym drinking protein shakes to date some effemimate guy who doesn't have a six pack and baseball biceps.

R10 nails it.

R10 and R11 sorry to burst your bubble, but I have been involved with a "dudebro" who doesn't follow that rule.

It's weird...in the Middle East and Latin America, muscular dudebros will seek out sex with twinks and femmes. It isn't considered "gay" because twinks/femmes are considered less than men anyway.

In the West, dudebros seek put other dudebros. Funny how culture affects sexual attraction.

Well not long ago, some super alpha football player was outed with tons of pictures of kissing and snuggling with his femme boyfriend. Both were black, but I dont remember his name. So that is another exception to the "rule".

Yes, there are exceptions to the rule. The exceptions don't vitiate the general rule.

big muscle bodies are much more the male ideal in the U.S. than in Europe. Even our big popular sports reflect that reality.

Rob Gronkowski , The HodgeTwins (youtube guys) ,Ryan Lochte , & if Chris Pratt were hotter he would fit this bill as well. I was going to say like attracts like and they idolize an alpha male image, but R10 beat me to it .

On another thread mentioned DL fave Drew Brees.

At my gym, the alpha males like the twinks. They must not follow R10's rule either.?

They hang with each other

This popular saying typifies how dudebros judge other males:

spot me bro 💪

**** just got real brah

Mark Wahlberg, JJ Watt, Lenny Kravitz, Chris Pratt, Michael B Jordan, Chris Hemsworth, the Hodge Twins, Jon Beason, Clay Matthews, Luke Kuechly, Terry Crews, Gronk, Reggie Bush, Andre Mull, Tim Tebow, Bryce Harper, Drake, Tyler Seguin, and Alan Ritchson are the types of guys dudebros find attractive.

Who is that at R24?

Why? Because DL queens have gone MAD.

Luke Kuechly, superstar linebacker for Carolina Panthers.

It's amazing how many of you I've blocked.

Gronk would be the ultimate dudebro fantasy.

Tom Brady

JJ Reddick

Ashton Kutcher

Bradley Cooper

Zac Efron (maybe)

Justin Timberlake

They tend to like other guys who are like them, guys who don't give off any kind of gay vibe. That's a problem when they both see themselves at exclusive tops though. True love happens when they decide to give it up for each other.

I always imagine their romances include exchanges like the two guys in the old Sara Silverman show "I am so gay for you bro."

They stroke each other's ego, bro to bro.

pump it bro

Fuark 😍

Why do people say dudebros are attracted to Drew Brees?

Dudebros attracted to Bradley Cooper? Please. Dudebros are attracted to famous athletes.

Dudebros know Cooper from his role in the Bachelor Party movies. And possibly American Sniper, R34.

His image on DL bears no resemblance to how people see him in the real world.

This thread just made me realize how out of touch most of you are with reality.

With dudebro reality?

R10 and most of this thread don't know what a dude bro is. They're more likely to be beer-swilling frat boys with dad bods than the vain gym rats you're posting here. A dude bro is chill and comfortable in his masculinity, being obsessed with your own appearance is considered a feminine, ergo gay, trait.

R36 exactly, it's ridiculous

Why is Drew Brees a favorite of the Dudebros?

Dudebrologists on this thread

Anyone who uses the term "dudebro" without irony is a douchebro, "bro."

r38, sit your punk ass and learn something. There are many types of bros, and flexing jocks and fitness dudes definitely are a type of "bro." NPR broke Bro Culture into 4 types:

Jeah! We Mapped Out The 4 Basic Aspects Of Being A 'Bro'

Jockishness

Bros can be schlubby or scrawny, to be sure. But physical prowess, particularly in sports, seems to be a major part of the construction and performance of bro-ishness. Does the putative bro play a team sport? (And is that sport lacrosse?) Is the party thought of as his team's inspirational leader? Does the party somehow manage to juggle a sporting life and his salubrious appetite for alcohol? That bro ranks high on our jockishness index. Fist bump!

Dudeliness

Dudeliness is one's propensity to do bro things with other bros. You talk with your bros about bro things, and you conspire to do bro things with your bros. Dudeliness is a measure of homosociality, a fancy gender studies term for what folks often call bromances — very close, platonic friendships between people of the same sex. A particularly dudely bro is someone you usually think of as an intrinsic part of a larger pack of bros. (Would that be a murder of bros?)

Preppiness

We're thinking less ascot-and-yacht preppy and more Abercrombie and Fitch preppy. The bro uniform isn't Brooks Brothers, but the sons of guys who wear Brooks Brothers. A bro's sartorial inclinations are conservatively casual. But in the event that a bro does suit up, it's all Barney from How I Met Your Mother: a nice suit that doesn't look like he's trying too hard.) A lot of people suggested that bros gleefully wield their social privilege. (But privilege and preppiness doesn't automatically equate with bro-dom; Carlton Banks, for instance, would be no one's idea of a bro.)

Stoner-ishness

We don't use the stoner tag lightly; the racial politics of actual weed consumption are pretty complicated. Stoner-ish bros don't necessarily get high, but they do have a surfer vibe, and probably a speaking voice that simultaneously expresses both relaxation and bewilderment. This isn't to say that stoner-y bros aren't smart; James Franco is by many accounts a really intelligent dude behind his stoner-bro veneer.

Gym bro culture lets young men share the weight of workouts

Chady Gemayel, his workout partner, pointed out Wang's mirror-checking.

"Bro, don't hate on the aesthetics," replied Wang, as he chuckled while flexing in the reflection.

A junior at UCLA, Wang works at a chemistry research lab and is studying for graduate school entrance exams. One of his life goals is to become "the most jacked chemistry professor of all time." His prospects look good: He bench presses more than 300 pounds and maintains a 3.5 GPA. Realizing that having a partner — one of your boys — who's looking out for you ... you guys can accomplish more and have that time be more enjoyable. - Ben Conlin, student and gym worker

Wang is a self-described "gym bro" — a man in his 20s who works out with other young men recreationally to build muscle. Often associated with fraternities and the surfing subculture in Southern California, gym bros travel in packs of two or three to the gym, egging on one another in lifting routines.

According to Katherine Martin, head of U.S. dictionaries at Oxford University Press, people began using "bro" to refer to male friends in the 1970s. Over the last decade, it's become associated with more of a "conventional guy's guy" and included subcultures like preppy bros, frat bros, surfer bros and gym bros. It's this competitive culture with lifting, where you like to go to the gym and make your muscles look big ... It's kind of the aesthetic lifestyle. - Eric Wang, student and self-described "gym bro"

The bro "is relatively affluent, he has been to college but is not too intellectual, he is lighthearted and likes enjoyable pursuits, and he hangs out with other men of the same ilk," Martin said.

Of course, that definition is not always a rule: Chemistry is not often associated with bro culture.

Gym bros are defined by their intensive cycles of muscle-building "bulking" routines, characterized by lifting heavier weights and eating a lot of calories, followed by "cutting" routines, which involve more cardio and eating lean proteins to burn the fat left over from a "bulk." They often take supplements, such as creatine and whey protein powder, but he explained that his is a natural routine, meaning he takes no steroids. But what makes their workouts particularly "bro" is the presence of other bros, with their advice and friendly competition.

"Realizing that having a partner — one of your boys — who's looking out for you like you are looking out for him, you guys can accomplish more and have that time be more enjoyable," said Ben Conlin, a Pepperdine senior who works at 24 Hour Fitness. He says he has seen many bros come by his gym, most of them working out together.

"You like to check out other dudes, in a sense that you like to compare yourself to other people," Wang said. "I think in a male culture, that's more frowned upon. But I think in the gym bro culture … it doesn't matter whether you are straight or gay, you can check out other dudes and it won't matter. You can admire the qualities of other people."

Protein and dietary supplements populate the countertops of Wang's small Westwood apartment, next to scraps of completed chemistry homework. From the walls hang a photo of astronaut Neil Armstrong — an alumnus of his fraternity, Phi Delta Theta — along with an American flag and a poster of Arnold Schwarzenegger. When he walks to the UCLA gym, a trip he makes five days a week, he occasionally wears a replica of the yellow "Gold's Gym" tank-top Schwarzenegger made famous in the film "Pumping Iron" — one of Wang's favorite movies.

"It's this competitive culture with lifting, where you like to go to the gym and make your muscles look big and get that 'pump' in, when you do curls and your veins are popping," said Wang. "It's kind of the aesthetic lifestyle."

In high school, after being "the skinny guy" for years, Wang said, he began his first bulk. He started lifting and drank a gallon of milk every day. The result: He added 25 pounds of fat and muscle in one month. After more regulated cycles of weight gain and fat burning, the 6-footer now weighs 183 pounds. Only 8% of that is body fat. He hasn't yet competed as a body-builder but is considering it.

"In high school, I wanted to get big and impress the girls and impress my friends," said Wang. "But then after I got into it, working out became more of a lifestyle because it just made me feel really good ... now I just do it for myself."

For him, being a bro means leading a "balanced lifestyle" between his studies, his health and his social life. He said that a lot about being a bro is not taking it all too seriously.

"Academics come first," said Wang. "I think it's a great kind of lifestyle to have to try to be fit in many ways. But if you're studying chemistry or studying math, that is your foremost job in college." But being a gym bro has its benefits.

"Look good, feel good and live a good life in general," Wang said. "That is the core of the culture: to live the best possible life."

How to bulk up like a true gym bro

If you want to get big, you need to do what workout bros call "bulking." These routines involve lifting heavy weights over the course of many sets until you tire out different muscle groups. Each day, Eric Wang targets certain muscle groups, with two days off a week. Often such workouts focus on expanding muscle size rather than purely building strength or developing good form. In a more professional setting, these workouts would be used by bodybuilders rather than Olympic powerlifters who want to lift as much weight as possible. without a need to "look big").

Diet is also a key component of any bulking routine. When lifting, bros often refer to and repeatedly look at their "pump," which is the swelling of a muscle when blood rushes to it during a workout. A good bulking diet has about 4,000 total calories a day, with 250 grams of fat and 200 grams of protein. One day a week, Wang eats as he pleases, with the calories still adding up to about 4,000. Bros often gain whatever they want and a lot of it during a bulk, building a lot of both fat and muscle during the process. After about three months, they then start a "cutting" routine, with about half the daily calories, to burn off the fat.

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Bro Wang.

I don't know about the whole dudebro thing, but when I see "chil dude musc/masc for same" on a hook up app - I assume that's what you're talking about? They seem not to stray from their own pack.

r24 IS HOT.

Another view

A spotter's guide to the types of bros at your gym

SPRINKLER BRO

Listen, I know it's close to body-shaming to complain about how much sweat someone's pores expel, but there are some bros who go at it so hard it's like a wet English sheepdog is constantly shaking off right behind you. And they never, ever, carry a towel with them. Come on, my dude.

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These guys mostly just stand around in groups chatting while they watch everybody else working out. Sometimes one of them might pick up a barbell or do some machine reps, but for the most part, they're here to scope out the room. Don't they know there are actual sports channels where they can enjoy a spectacle far more entertaining than me and my brother doing a few rounds on the leg press?

BRO PLUS BABE

Here's something that has apparently changed since I was last regularly at the gym: couples' workouts! These people move in synchronised pairs, and I have seen one couple's relationship almost shatter because there was only one bike spare, meaning the bro half had to do some desultory reps on the chest press machine while his babe spun for a while. I'll never forget the look of panic in his eyes as he had to go it alone and question his identity.

DISAPPOINTED IN HIMSELF BRO

Look, most of us are a bit sad when we don't quite get that particular set right. The difference is that we don't yell "S...!" or "DAMMIT!" (at least not out loud) in a really desolate voice.

HIGH ON HIS OWN SUPPLY BRO

If this guy had a routine, it would be 10 x bicep curls; 10 x dips; 10 x seated rows; sniff pits; repeat. Is this bro getting juiced up on his own gases or what? Mate: we all smell at the gym. Get on with it.

MARRIED-TO-MY-BENCH BRO

At my gym (it's a small one in our apartment block) there is only one flat bench. More often than not, fellow gym-goers are pretty good at sharing bench time, but woe betide anyone who wants to do a few dips or rows when Married-To-My-Bench Bro is in town. He'll do a few reps, and then lie down on the bench and have a look at his phone, or get up and walk around it a few times before sitting down again. Even the most polite "Do you think you'll be finished soon?" will be met with another 20 minutes, minimum, of bench-hogging. He reminds me of this internet dog.

SEX NOISES BRO

You can hear him from across the room, dredging up the sort of grunts and 'ehhhs' that challenge Monica Seles' prime period vocalisations. The first time I heard this bro going at it, I assumed he was benching hundreds of kilos: closer inspection revealed fairly small weights, suggesting the sounds were purely performative. Light weights or heavy, it doesn't really matter, but nobody needs to hear those porno noises.

"DO YOU EVEN LIFT?" BRO

This guy likes to hover near the weights or machines and raise a "pfft" eyebrow when you put the pin in at 20kg or lower. He's got attitude for everybody in the gym but saves the worst of his derision for "girls". It's this sort of bro, in particular, that I suspect drives many women to gender specific workout spaces. He is best dealt with by way of a withering sneer, and then a meditation, during warm down, on the image of his crotch becoming caught in a treadmill.

Yeah, the bros are definitely most comfortable with other bros, especially on dating apps and sites. But aren't all people like that too?

"Bros" at my gym cruise twinks.

................gym bodies latin italian foreign

hung dudes

..................

r50, your gym is abnormal.

LOL -- no, R54. Not even close.

[quote]According to Katherine Martin,

Did she get her daughter back from Buffalo Bill yet?

[quote]To whom are so-called "Dudebros" sexually attracted and why?

Women; because they are primarily heterosexual.

^^ The "he's straight!" troll rears it's ugly head.

By the way, the fact that the gays mistake dudebros for juiceheads shows how deeply many of us misunderstand this demographic.

In gaylandia, pointing out that most men a straight makes you a troll.

Get a load of R60!!!!!

FF.

Gotta side with R54, never see dudebros macking on twinks-- they are all closet cases and are "buds" with other dudebros

we know most of them are heterosexual. We are talking about the specific minority of them that are attracted to dudes.

all the dude bros at my gym seem to date asian women. make of that what you will

The moral of the story R65 is that Asian girls have tight pussies?

Is that why they also fuck men? because they're tight?

Dudebros who "mack" on guys period are gay or closet cases.

Why the supposed interest by dudebros in Drew Brees?

r68, it is a DL myth that has no real world support. If anything, dudebros are much more attracted to Aaron Rodgers. Gronk is the ultimate dudebro type.

r67, uh, more likely bi.

Dudebros = modern equivalent of the leather community from the 70s

Dudebro has become the new hipster. It's being applied so liberally it's soon not going to have any meaning.

[quote] it is a DL myth that has no real world support. If anything, dudebros are much more attracted to Aaron Rodgers. Gronk is the ultimate dudebro type.

Why is there a DL myth about that?

It is difficult to improve upon Gronk as the ultimate dudebro, but Bryce Harper is a brilliant runner up response!

What about Chris Evans? He certainly has the bod, but he doesn't seem quite a dudebro.

JJ Watt!

Julian Edelman

They are attracted to prissy Elder Gays that insist they style their hair and wardrobe like they want, like the good old days of yonder. Impeccable spelling and no tattoos is a must. Who would not be attracted to such hot qualities?

Dudebros are supposed to like girls.

Just another thread that indicates DL probably has one of the largest collection of douchebag posters on the internets.

I thought dudebros were mascs or gay for payers -- there's toilet paper developed for them: DudeBro Wipes.

DudeBro or Dude Bro: which is preferred?

I like the gym dudebros and jockbros

Bump.

Some dudebros are bi, or "fluid."

Bryce Harper

Chris Evans is a dudebro. Not as dudebro as Bryce Harper or Mark Wahlberg, but a dudebro.

Bffj

Sean William Scott. 15 years ago

Bryce Harper is a DOUCHEbro, brass

Aaron Rodgers

Bryce Harper is hot as a skillet. All that swag

OBJ and his dude

Gross ^^. Nothing attractive about closeted gay guys.

They just look gross any ways.

They look hot

r94 you'd still do them if given the opportunity though! But they don't want you cause they got each other

Eww ^

Awful tattoos.

who the dude with Odell?

That's Duke Riley r100. And he doesn't have any visible tats in that photo, a rarity.

Gross

Dudebros are first and foremost in love with themselves! No books or art movies or ch.13- it's kind of Jersey Shore goes to college. They want to take naked selfies in the mirror, post workout

you say that like it is bad thing, dude

r94 / r98 / r102, this is a message board, feel free to use more than word to explain yourself turning on Odell and his bf

Odell is gross inside and out.

Duke Riley at LSU. Fine

The shirtless mirror selfie is the avatar of the modern dudebro.

Duke is 21 and Odell is 23. Maybe they're not ready to go public

Is that Duke from RHOA?

Dudebros might be cute but it's like having a conversation with your mashed potatoes

r111 you know all the talk about is football, basketball or whatever is in season

Only if you are an effeminate nerd r111

Their straight friends

Duke is so hot

Football players

There is a new app called Bros for bros to meet each other

Just depends. Good friend of mine is that dudebro category and he's all about 20 year old twinks. Great guy in a lot of ways but he's not known for being that bright. He thinks everyone is the "one" and lasts about a month and he's onto the next

Guys like this

John Cena

Colin Kaepernick. Even now, he still has that Alpha Male swag and cockiness. He is ultra body conscious too.

You know this thread is really boring for some reason.

The Rock

I get a kick out of the twinks and fems on here who like to insist that dudebros are into guys like them. Patently untrue, or at least a very rare exception. Dudebros would be embarrassed to be seen in public with them, actually. They 1) Have an image to maintain and 2) Their number one priority when it comes to their attraction to other guys is masculinity.

brahs like this

to buff athletes who play Alpha Male sports

Tim Tebow

Tim Tebow is disgusting.

especially Gronk

Themselves. Like, duh.

Gronk's Party Boat is turnt up!

Really depends on my mood. From other total jocks to twinks with great asses that love getting nailed silly. I've dated and fucked around with both types

are you a dudebro, r132?

Yes i suppose so r133 if you can still be considered a "dudebro" in your 40 if still in great shape. I just recently heard the term.

Is "Gronk" white?

Captain OBvious?

We live in the age of the Man-Child. Guys such as Mark Wahlberg represent the generation of dudes that refuse to be seen as middle aged or even fully adult. They are perpetual jocks and dudebros well into their 40s and beyond.

Woody Harrelson was a pioneer dudebro

R137 I like that. It is better than shriveling up into an old person in mind and body. Blah blah everyone will get old, but your attitude getting there is what counts.

Gronk is my fantasy bro. Incredible

Dudes like Gronk don't tend to be too picky on who blows them catch them in the right situation.

Agreed r139. Folks like R137 let themselves go. Just because you continue to stay in good shape and active doesn't mean you think you're anything you're not.

The nerds resent the Alpha jocks

The Rock

Colin Kaepernick

sexy dudes

Bryce Harper is so hot

Bryce Harper is my type dude

Matt Harvey

Are not Dude Bros the same as Bern Bros?

Sexually then, they are attracted to a 75 yo socialist with a wagging finger promising free stuff.

Colin Kaepernick

BernieBros are pathetic

To their own delusions.

Chris Hemworth

John Cena

Definitely Sean William Scott and Drake

Mark Wahlberg

Julian and Gronk

Julian Edelman, Luke Kuechly

dudes like this

They all want Matt Damn and his womanly ass.

Satisfied?

[quote] They all want Matt Damn and his womanly ass.

Matt Damn?

Tebow

it would be fun to be Tebow's first but that's already happened i'm pretty sure. He's only said he's a virgin with women and probably always will be. Goldstar it's called.

Many dudebros are sexually attracted to the huge, womanly ass of baseball player Anthony Recker.

who ISN"T attracted to that r165?

[quote] Many dudebros are sexually attracted to the huge, womanly ass of baseball player Anthony Recker.

Why Dudebros, R165? What are Dudebros anyway?

The white unicorn of faggotry

Most dudes don't even know who Anthony Recker

If you don't know what s Dudebro is, you are out of touch with culture in general, not just DL. Next, you need to do a Google search ASAP.

Dudebros are the most latent of all homosexuals. They always seem to have "hot girlfriends" but prefer to spend time with each other. This time is usually spent watching male athletes involved in sweaty competitions with other brawny male athletes either live or on TV while drinking. The drinking helps them relax and ease the sexual tensions that build up while watching these events and of course being around other "dudebros" with the same interests. What a turn on! They also enjoy working out in gyms together lifting weights which allows them to stand over each other at the bench with their genitals within inches of the other dudebros mouth yelling things like "come on dude, you got this!! Push push!!!" and "Looking good!!" This is a favorite event because it always leads to the inevitable showering together of the two sweaty dudebros. Although this is their main desire, will never have sex with each other because "that is for fags". They hate "fags" because they are jealous deep down that "fags" have the courage accept who they are. The dudebro will remain in the closet forever.

[quote] Many dudebros are sexually attracted to the huge, womanly ass of baseball player Anthony Recker

Just his ass?

Umm no

Duuuuuude. Brooooooo.

Broooooooo. Duuuuuuuude.

Brody Jenner

The dude bro troll is soooo excruciating. Adding her to the ignore list once again.

R176 is a nasty effeminate

How about black and Latin dudebros?

Ryan Lochte

Gronk

Clay Matthews

They have to be very good athletes. Dudebros don't care what they look like. Can't be losers. NO Dudebros are attracted to Tim Tebow. He's a loser. They're big on quarterbacks: Brady, Brees, Manning but not Vick: dudebros love big dogs so they hate him.

Perhaps you should ask one, OP?

Julian Edelman is so hot

Mirrors OP.

If you want to catch one get an old time vanity set up, three angled mirrors with a chair and plenty of light bulbs. Soon they will be immobilized like a deer in the headlights and you can easily capture them and have your way.

Chris Pratt

Ryan Lochte

Chris Pratt for real

[quote]Well not long ago, some super alpha football player was outed with tons of pictures of kissing and snuggling with his femme boyfriend. Both were black, but I dont remember his name. So that is another exception to the "rule".

Kerry Rhodes and Russell "Hollywood" Simpson, a.k.a. "Mantasia." LOL

Kerry Rhodes hasnt been in the NFL since

If you have to ask, OP...

Spill, R192.

hmmmm

Travis Kelce

Julian Edelman

I love Edelman

Josh Groban

Gronk

Gronk is boss

Chris Hemsworth

They like twinks cuz they give great head And swallow.

Edelman is so hot

Jacked fitness bros with huge biceps

John Cena

Steph Curry

Joe Mauer

Gronk and Flo Rida

I hear they like Joyce Carol Oates.

Huh r209?

Boss

Andy Samberg. Yes, dude bros have a fetish for nerdy but hot Jewish boy-men.

He's hot

Andy is not that nerdy. He's witty but is fairly dudebroish

Aaron Judge is boss yo

Aaron is so sexy

Christian McCaffrey

[quote]The "he's straight!" troll rears it's ugly head.

Depends. Are we jus assuming that OP was asking about specifically gay dudebros? If so, yes.

But it we are assuming all or even most dudebros are gay, then it's not trolling, because most dudebros aren't gay.

It seems people interpret it differently, but I interpret it to mean dudebros generally, without any particular sexual orientation

Or maybe brosexuals

I don't think there's anything about dudebros that mean they are any gayer than the general population.

What's the rush to declare everyone gay? Isn't one of the appeals of gayness that it's a select club who are a bit more polished and educated, as well as more clever, than the hoi polloi?

means

Aaron Judge is smokin

Steph Curry

They are attracted to chimichurri

They are attracted to chimichanga

Huh?

Julian Edelman

JJ Watt

Which one is JJ Watt at R229?

The dude on the Right

Thanks,R231.

I'd rather have the one on the left.

[QUOTE]Guys such as Mark Wahlberg represent the generation of dudes that refuse to be seen as middle aged or even fully adult.

Uhh, Mark Wahlberg is a great businessman, husband and father who keeps his family together and provides them a solid roof with food on the table. He is no man-baby. Just cause you stay in shape and chill doesn't mean you haven't fully matured into an adult.

Amen

His bod is really on point now.

JJ Watt

Love Wahlberg

Travis Kelce

Luke Kuechly

[quote]Are not Dude Bros the same as Bern Bros?

YES.

Or they're conservative. They care about their wallet... in so far as they are capable, anyway.

Odell Beckham Jr

Mark Wahlberg for sure. And John Cena

Cena

Cena is so hot

Guys like this

Mmmmm

Swole Wahlberg

JOhn Cena

Probably not to someone who would know enough to start your headline with "to whom."

Yeah that sounds too starchy and eggheadish for dudebro lovers

1921 – The captain and ten crewmen of the Carroll A. Deering, a schooner found run aground off Cape Hatteras, North Carolina, on 31 January disappeared and were never found. A mutiny is suspected, but without any idea of the crew's later whereabouts nothing can be proven.

Huh?

FRank ocean

Sufjan Stevens

To women.

The professional athletes above are hot. Tom Brady was super hot.

Football players

Frank Ocean

Gmmmm

MIChael B Jordan

They are openly in love with Drake.

Definitely Drake

Mark Wahlberg

To dataloungers, Dudebros are mysterious cryptids like Sasquatch or the yeti, about whose existence they are not entirely sure but can only speculate.

Why is that r276? Old age and effeminancy, segregation from mainstream males?

Baker Mayfield

Quite a few of these lookers seem to have shapely 'blowjob lips' .

[quote]effeminancy

Douchebros are probably attracted to other people who can't spell. Like you, dear.

Eric Decker

JJ Watt

There is lots of cum on their requisite floor-to-ceiling mirror walls.

Huh?

Julian Edelman

Jason Momoa. I have never heard so many dudes openly refer to a guy as “hot.”

Bryce Harper

Kane Brown

There are many advantages to being an adult in this period in history. But there are huge disadvantages as well, and the infantilization of language is one of them.

Dudebro? That's awful.

"He is goals." That's ghastly.

Who is to blame for this trashing of language? Is it Millennials, or Gen X? I don't remember when it started.

R279, don’t be such a sour prissy wetblanket, man. Chill.

Not "whom", OP, "what". A true dudebro is attracted by the idea of anything at all that might 'accommodate' his cock. Female, male, any human hole, numerous non-human holes, fleshlight, wet loaf of bread...