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I'm 35 and jerked off 3 times yesterday.

I'm so glad i still have the stamina at my age. I'm sure most of you are jealous.

by Anonymousreply 8207/01/2020


by Anonymousreply 111/14/2015

At your age you should be jerking off 6 times a day.

by Anonymousreply 211/14/2015

As if cumming three times in a day has anything to do with ANYTHING ... other than productive balls/glands. Does not make you sexier, wealthier, or a better person.

by Anonymousreply 311/14/2015

Sounds fun, op. Enjoy it while you're young!

by Anonymousreply 411/14/2015

Who can't jerk off three times a day? With eight hours to recover between wanks, it's not as if you're a superhero.

by Anonymousreply 511/14/2015

When I was 15, I probably jerked 13 times a day.

by Anonymousreply 611/14/2015

When I was 15, I probably jerked off 13 times a day when there was no school!

by Anonymousreply 711/14/2015

Here's OP's pic. Now you know why he chronically beats off.

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by Anonymousreply 811/14/2015

I'm 38 and I had sex with three men today, OP.

I pity you in your loneliness.

by Anonymousreply 911/14/2015

Yeah, too bad you're reduced to pulling your own pud. Get outta yer stanky basement (probably your Mom's) and find a boyfriend for cripe's sakes!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1011/14/2015

R9 nails it

by Anonymousreply 1111/14/2015

What's the matter, Gramps? You couldn't get it right the first two times?

by Anonymousreply 1211/14/2015

That's not much of an achievement.

by Anonymousreply 1311/14/2015

At age 60, I've jerked off three times in one day on occasion. Just feeling exceptionally bored and horny, nothing to crow about.

by Anonymousreply 1411/14/2015

This thread is classic Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 1511/14/2015

OP is omitting the fact that it happened in public

by Anonymousreply 1611/14/2015

[quote]I'm 38 and I had sex with three men today, OP.

How much money did you make?

by Anonymousreply 1711/14/2015

Did that include a finger up your poophole?

by Anonymousreply 1811/14/2015

God I'm glad my sex drive isn't that strong. There is a lot more to life than sex.

by Anonymousreply 1911/14/2015

This thread is.....

by Anonymousreply 2011/14/2015

At 35 you better be able to have stamina to wank three times. It is when you get into your 50's when the libido starts to decline.

by Anonymousreply 2111/14/2015

You must have had a lot of caffeine.

by Anonymousreply 2211/14/2015

I'd check with Charlie Sheen to get a baseline and see if you are still in bragging territory.

by Anonymousreply 2311/14/2015

Is that really something a grown man should brag about?

by Anonymousreply 2411/14/2015

It's his only *hobby* - what are you gonna do?

by Anonymousreply 2511/14/2015

All right for Miss Kitty

by Anonymousreply 2611/14/2015

And you look 24, right OP?

by Anonymousreply 2711/14/2015

Congratulations, OP!

by Anonymousreply 2811/14/2015

Op you need a hobby.

by Anonymousreply 2911/14/2015

You'll go blind!

by Anonymousreply 3011/14/2015

I'm 52 and I jerked off three times yesterday too!

Then again I did have oatmeal for breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 3111/14/2015

Is there something you can take for this ?

by Anonymousreply 3211/14/2015

R29, sounds like OP already has a hobby.

by Anonymousreply 3311/14/2015

OP, multiply your age x2. Now, subtract 2 from the number times you said you jerked off. Those are the real stats. And you never said if you actually 'shot your load' so I'm guessing you didn't. Not using the term "bust my nut" somewhere in the start of your thread says it all.

Congratulations on getting a boner though. It's those kind of victories that will help you remain young at heart.

by Anonymousreply 3411/14/2015

I had a crisis when I was 52 because I no longer felt like doing it every day.

by Anonymousreply 3511/14/2015

Good for you, I jack off maybe once a day, 47 here

by Anonymousreply 3611/14/2015

[quote]I'm 38 and I had sex with three men today, OP.

[quote]How much money did you make?

He made none - nobody pays for a 38 year-old whore.

by Anonymousreply 3711/14/2015

Ha! [R37] I wouldn't make that statement.

by Anonymousreply 3811/14/2015

Those who lust after savage on the survivor thread would sign over their retirement package to a 38 yo whore

by Anonymousreply 3911/14/2015

I jerked off three times yesterday in honor of OP. Once In the morning, again in the afternoon and finally just before bed time. All three were pretty good sessions. Spilled a LOT of precum and cum yesterday. Good times.

by Anonymousreply 4011/16/2015

When did you last have sex with another person, OP?

by Anonymousreply 4111/16/2015

I'm 33 and jerking 3 times is my norm when I'm not having sex regularly.

by Anonymousreply 4211/16/2015

That don't impress me much.

by Anonymousreply 4311/16/2015

Just because you can squeeze the trigger doesn't mean you know how to use a gun.

by Anonymousreply 4411/18/2015

I'm 50 and use an ebony dildo three times a day. Then the grump hubby wants some twice a week. Does that count?

by Anonymousreply 4511/18/2015

— My record number of times per day was 11, when I was about 25. I’d gotten an extremely hot porno tape and just couldn’t stop whacking off. I’d watch the tape for a couple of minutes, jack off, go have a Coke or something, come back, watch the tape for a couple of minutes, jack off, mow the lawn, come back…lather, rinse and repeat. And each of those 11 times was to full climax. By the end of the day I was cumming dust. Normally, I’d only JO maybe once or twice a day.

— One evening when I was 23, I was having sex with an amazingly “talented” guy and came twice in seven minutes.

— One year I decided to count how many times I jacked off. I actually kept a little notebook to document this. That year, from Jan. 1 to Dec. 31, I whacked off a total of 400 times. By Dec. 29, I was at 396, but I wanted to make it an even 400, so even though I was just getting over the flu, I managed to pull off another 4 for the team in just two days.

I’m now in my 50s. My partner and I have sex maybe a couple of times a week. (We’ve been together for 18 years). I still jack off 5 or 6 times a week. My doctor told me at my last physical that I have a very healthy prostate.

If I weren’t an atheist I’d say I feel blessed.

by Anonymousreply 4611/18/2015

And now OP is done for the next six months is what we aren't being told.

by Anonymousreply 4711/25/2015

But men can be extremely horny even in their 50's so you're not necessarily blessed, just what most men experience at 35 and even older.

by Anonymousreply 4811/25/2015

I bet OP blew chunks the size of boulders. It al starts mid 30s

by Anonymousreply 4911/25/2015

save your cum Op. Be careful.

by Anonymousreply 5011/25/2015

I edged for three hours last night, smoking weed and watching porn. I'm off work this week and my partner is away. It was three hours of complete bliss. I think i spilled a gallon of precum and the orgasm was amazing.

by Anonymousreply 5111/25/2015

So many jealous bitches here I'm laughing.

by Anonymousreply 5211/25/2015

[quote] I'm so glad i still have the stamina at my age. I'm sure most of you are jealous.

OP, I'm not jealous, but rather curious as to what you think actually happens when a man gets older. You must believe that men only a few years older than your 35 years are completely impotent, leaving them with only vague memories of what sex used to be like. Let me put your fears to rest -- it's not that way at all.

I'm 65, and still pop off 1 or 2 orgasms every day. (Last week it was 3 on a single day). This is all without the use of aids like Viagra or cockrings. And yes, I get just as hard as ever. To be honest, I don't think all men my age are like me. But on the basis of my own experience, I'm convinced that younger men need only commit to a few long term practices, which will ensure their equipment remains in working order throughout life.

1. Don't smoke. Among other health problems, long term smoking ultimately prevents the blood vessels in your dick from functioning properly, and that is irreversible.

2. Maintain a healthy diet. This means lay off the deep-fried food, drink water instead of carbonated beverages, and avoid anything containing fructose.

3. Exercise regularly and vigorously, well beyond the point where you begin to produce sweat. Your body will thank you, and you'll look and feel great.

by Anonymousreply 5311/25/2015

As far as I know, 35 is still very young and your sex drive is supposed to be practically the same as when you were 20.

I actually find it weird that someone finds his 35yo existence old and then assumes that by that age sex drive should diminish considerably o.O

by Anonymousreply 5411/25/2015


by Anonymousreply 5511/25/2015

If OP is still cute, and maybe hot at 35, that's wasted sperm not having someone to share his sexual experiences.

If not cute, may he dispose of soggy tissues appropriately, or wash that rag routinely.

by Anonymousreply 5611/25/2015

And what will you do when the unemployment checks run out., OP?

by Anonymousreply 5711/25/2015

Did you wipe it on the curtains?

by Anonymousreply 5811/25/2015

on the subject of masturbating, I have found membership at to be a good place to revel with other masturbators.

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by Anonymousreply 5911/25/2015

OP. you sound needy, high-strung, and EXHAUSTING.

by Anonymousreply 6011/25/2015

OP, self-gratification doesn't count as stamina. You clearly have the energy to deal with yourself. It's just that nobody else does.

by Anonymousreply 6106/27/2020

It would be impressive maybe if you were 70 , OP.

by Anonymousreply 6206/27/2020

Yesterday, husband and I were home. We sucked each other off, then around 1 we fucked (we’re vers) and in the evening we passionately kissed while jacking each other off. All in all, a good day.

by Anonymousreply 6306/27/2020

Hunty, if you can jerk off 3 times in one day at 35, you're what we'd call "normal."

Check in with us in 25 years, and if you can still do it 3 times a day then, we'll give your Cum Dump Medal of Valor.

by Anonymousreply 6406/27/2020

Enjoy it OP, by forty your eyes will go, by 50 the knees and rock hard erections and by 60 the IMBD and phone book in your mind will be Gone With The Wind...which you'll have to Google because you can't think of the title.

by Anonymousreply 6506/27/2020

I am all in with r53.

When I was drinking too much, I had high blood pressure, ED. ejaculation issues, ETC...

When I quit at 48 and started eating right and exercising properly (Weights and individual / team sports) everything popped back into place like I was in my 30s again. Usually get off at least once a day, whether with a partner or not. But when with a partner, I am a much better fuck. 3 times in a day is not uncommon, but it doesn't go on the calendar.

by Anonymousreply 6606/27/2020

I didn't stop jerking multiple times a day until my late 50s

by Anonymousreply 6706/27/2020

I attempt it more than three times a day, I'm just not able to finish it as many times as that.

by Anonymousreply 6806/27/2020

I'm 62 and I typically do it in the morning in the shower, before bed if I'm sleeping alone and if I wake up during the night as the endorphins help me go back to sleep.

by Anonymousreply 6906/27/2020

You’re a maniac, OP. What’s next, baking cookies at 351 degrees?

by Anonymousreply 7006/27/2020

I'm married, so.....I never have sex. : )

by Anonymousreply 7106/27/2020

I knew a girl who masturbated three times a day. But then she died.

by Anonymousreply 7206/27/2020

[quote] I'm married, so.....I never have sex

In my experience, married gay men are the most insatiable cocksluts out there, provided the sex is with anyone other than their own husband/partner.

by Anonymousreply 7306/27/2020

"He made none - nobody pays for a 38 year-old whore."

Says who?

by Anonymousreply 7406/27/2020

OP is pushing 40 now...

by Anonymousreply 7506/27/2020

Man, I'm so jealous!

But do you know it's a sin?

OP you will be deaf soon.

by Anonymousreply 7606/28/2020

R73 I adore my husband. Married life and the sex is real good. Sometimes mind blowing.

by Anonymousreply 7707/01/2020

I’m 50 and I hit 5x in one day last year.

by Anonymousreply 7807/01/2020

Dude, you’re really just embarrassing yourself. Was that a moment for you?

by Anonymousreply 7907/01/2020

How's your eyesight?

by Anonymousreply 8007/01/2020

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by Anonymousreply 8107/01/2020

It's interesting to see the variety here of not only masturbation habits, but opinions on masturbation frequency and age. I'm 57, very happily married for 12 years to a wonderful man, but we stopped having sex about 2 years ago. I don't know exactly why, we talk about it once in a while, but we are still intimate with hugging, kissing and fondling. I wish he were more interested because I am still attracted to him and want very much to have sex. That being said, I have jerked off on average of 2X/day since I was about 12. I have days (yes even at my ripe old age) where I have gone 3 or even up to 5-6X, like if I meet someone new that I fantasize about, or something happened to spark my imagination - or if I happen, to come across, by some small miracle, some porno that is actually stimulating (then of course after watching a few times, it's no longer is).

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