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Kinky Sexual Shit Your Into

Tell us something kinky you're into, something that gets your off, even if you've never tried it, but think about it while you jerk off.

by Anonymousreply 31June 5, 2020 5:48 PM

My welcome.

by Anonymousreply 1October 10, 2015 7:09 PM

*You're

by Anonymousreply 2October 10, 2015 7:11 PM

I´m a pig piggy.

by Anonymousreply 3October 10, 2015 7:15 PM

Lay out long wax paper, pour catsup all over oneself, shake and role, and repeatedly scream out "I am a french fry that tastes so good!!!"

by Anonymousreply 4October 10, 2015 7:21 PM

These threads always fail because no one with really interesting kinks and fetishes is going to divulge their secrets on a board like this.

by Anonymousreply 5October 10, 2015 7:22 PM

I don't know if it's considered really interesting, r5, but my kink is bondage. Maybe with a touch of humiliation and a lot of dirty talk.

The idea of being tied up and teased mercilessly until I'm begging to be allowed to come gets me off pretty reliably.

Never tried it in real life; my partners have all been too vanilla.

by Anonymousreply 6October 10, 2015 7:27 PM

Serving red wine with fish.

by Anonymousreply 7October 10, 2015 7:30 PM

Masturbating on evolution toe.

by Anonymousreply 8October 10, 2015 7:51 PM

Submitting control of my body. I have done this with my boyfriend and skyping with a regular guy. Complete obedience. Following instructions even when uncomfortable or slightly humiliating. Not being allowed to cum until given permission.

I am not into bondage or a formal master/slave thing. I just like relinquishing all control to someone else. It is especially hot if the other guy is really into it on his end. I like it best when it is not role play: just me and him with our true identities.

r5 - Why not? Because we attack one another so quickly? I like to think we know that routine by now and roll with it.

by Anonymousreply 9October 10, 2015 7:58 PM

I'm into and like guys that are into the ice and string thing.

by Anonymousreply 10October 10, 2015 8:00 PM

Lately, I've been fantasizing about having a guy brutally fuck me bareback and then taking a piss inside me after he cums. In real life, weirdly enough, I only ever top. I clearly have issues.

by Anonymousreply 11October 10, 2015 8:08 PM

Nothing beats the sickness of Jap & German porn

by Anonymousreply 12October 10, 2015 8:15 PM

Well, ya' see, I lie down one end of a long marble hallway, and this old guy rolls hardboiled eggs at me.

by Anonymousreply 13October 10, 2015 8:27 PM

Haven't done this in a really long time, and probably only a few times altogether, but it turns me on to have a cocksucker beg for my cock. When he's on his knees, I like to stand over him and hold my dick closer and closer to his lips without letting him touch it. I want to see him go nuts with hunger and desire before I let him taste it. Is that kinky? Idk.

by Anonymousreply 14October 10, 2015 8:44 PM

When I see a guy with a beautiful thick head of hair, I want to rub his head for a long time... and brush his hair, run my fingers through it, even shampoo it and dry it with a long fingertip massage. It could be a long blond ponytail or a righteous Afro. Any great head of hair turns me on.

by Anonymousreply 15October 10, 2015 8:50 PM

r14 I think I love you.

by Anonymousreply 16October 10, 2015 9:05 PM

Proper spelling and grammar.

by Anonymousreply 17October 10, 2015 9:07 PM

I'm a top, but occasionally like to be bound when someone is riding my cock. I also like water sports. For about 5 years, I had a "daddy" who was in his early 70s. He spanked and paddled me then jerked me off.

by Anonymousreply 18October 10, 2015 11:07 PM

I like to beat off watching a guy lighting a pipe - straight stemmed only - and it's only the lighting that does it for me, not just smoking.

by Anonymousreply 19October 10, 2015 11:25 PM

I'm aroused by films of nuclear explosions. You've got to admit, they're climactic!

by Anonymousreply 20October 10, 2015 11:47 PM

[quote]then taking a piss inside me after he cums.

Is that possible? I guess if he's flaccid and you have a gaping hole.

by Anonymousreply 21October 11, 2015 1:01 AM

This thread is so boring. Ugh!

by Anonymousreply 22October 11, 2015 1:07 AM

R4 I have no idea why this made me laugh so hard.

by Anonymousreply 23June 5, 2020 3:00 PM

Do you really want to know?

by Anonymousreply 24June 5, 2020 3:05 PM

I like the moments in videos when the top takes off the bottom's underwear.....I hate it when that part is cut out......

It's especially nice when time and care is taken during the act and the reveal takes awhile.

by Anonymousreply 25June 5, 2020 3:09 PM

I'm into role play, especially father/son, uncle/nephew, coach/athlete, etc. I'm more often the older, top/dominant partner but sometimes I like to change things up and be in the bottom/submissive role. Also love watching videos of the same scenarios. I know, not very kinky but I really enjoy it.

by Anonymousreply 26June 5, 2020 3:19 PM

I could never do the cum control thing. When I'm getting turned on I'm gonna shoot if you want me to or not.

by Anonymousreply 27June 5, 2020 3:28 PM

[Quote] then taking a piss inside me after he cums. Is that possible? I guess if he's flaccid and you have a gaping hole.

Yes. I'd do that regularly with one bottom buddy. Hottttttt.

by Anonymousreply 28June 5, 2020 3:54 PM

I like light domination/submission. I like to be controlled, but on my terms -- so I'm not a true sub.

I mentioned this on the BDSM thread: true BDSM scares me. True sadists scare me. I think it's because true sadists really aren't into consensual play. They get turned on by non-consent and genuine fear.

Plus, I am completely turned off by extreme BDSM play. I do not want to watch actual torture, ever, in any context. I can't even deal with the depiction of torture in movies.

by Anonymousreply 29June 5, 2020 4:02 PM

R19, why?

by Anonymousreply 30June 5, 2020 4:09 PM

Being tied up and forced to watch people drain cooked pasta in a colander

And then, to be forced to eat it.

Torture. .

by Anonymousreply 31June 5, 2020 5:48 PM
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