I was on my knees hoovering dicks in a sex club and then I went around the corner as I was dying for a big coffee to get my energy up. This prissy nancy standing behind me took a sniff of my sweaty t-shirt and saw the sperm stains on my dark jeans, and said cooly, "See you've been doing some cleaning." I didn't think about it until I was heading back to the sex club when suddenly it occurred to me....I'm a slut and I was just splooge shamed!
Was I just splooge shamed?
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 5, 2020 3:35 AM |
That was just your whore paranoia speaking, OP. I was actually insulting your "Impressions" cologne: You were fooling no-one with that "Glade Air Freshener" that you were trying to pass off as "Aqua di Gio".
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 6, 2015 2:52 PM |
Vicious face slapping ensued, didn't it, fess up!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 6, 2015 2:54 PM |
He didn't even offer to bathe you? What's The World coming to, these days. No generous spirit and goodwill between men.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 6, 2015 2:57 PM |
Start a GoFundMe, OP!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 6, 2015 3:06 PM |
Don't take it personally, OP; wearing TuffSkin jeans (found in the "Husky" section of Sears) makes people think you're a cleaning woman.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 6, 2015 3:12 PM |
No, you were spelling shamed. It's "spooge."
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 6, 2015 3:14 PM |
Lose the head-wrap next time and you won't look like a hotel launderer.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 6, 2015 3:17 PM |
We hope you swallow every drop, OP!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 6, 2015 3:21 PM |
Facials are a symptom of poor resource and time management.
No wonder you're a house cleaner, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 6, 2015 3:24 PM |
Sounds like you are wasting the leche, rather than swallowing every drop.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 6, 2015 4:42 PM |
It's a shame!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 6, 2015 6:45 PM |
OP started this just to annoy the "Spooge" poster. IMHO
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 6, 2015 6:51 PM |
On the contrary, I'm flattered.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 6, 2015 7:18 PM |
Splooge made me the man I am today
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 7, 2015 1:14 AM |
This wasn't funny when you posted it on the Sweat-shamed" thread. It did not warrant its own spin-off.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 7, 2015 1:17 AM |
Kneel tall. You earned your splooge stains. Nothing wrong with doing a decent night's work.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 7, 2015 2:01 AM |
R15, you're a "misusing quotes shamed " biatch
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 7, 2015 2:06 AM |
AND -- there's an odor R17.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 7, 2015 2:30 AM |
It's bolder
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 8, 2015 12:36 AM |
What is a sex club? Or do you mean a gay bar or strip club?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 8, 2015 12:42 AM |
Problems, problems. Give me a sip of that latte, bitch.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 8, 2015 12:46 AM |
I was raped , then wronged and shamed about it, all in one evening at the Roxy!
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 8, 2015 2:26 PM |
R15 - to clarify - I am the original author of the unfunny text in sweat shamed. Someone stole it and created a new thread with it. Not me.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 8, 2015 2:51 PM |
R22, did you recover? if so, was is the Right time?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 8, 2015 4:51 PM |
Are you Shane from Shane's Alley?
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 8, 2015 5:00 PM |
You don't have to be ashamed, just fierce
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 8, 2015 5:50 PM |
Sounds like he's just jealous.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 5, 2020 3:35 AM |