Few of us who were well trained in weapons use them as sex toys. Ever clean lubricant out of a barrel? I haven’t and I don’t intend to. It’s already enough work. Look on Amazon for what a real cleaning kit entails and believe you me, we’re not talking Spray’n’Wipe.
I don’t own any weapons, despite having held multiple certifications in the military. My partner never learned and I wouldn’t have a weapon in the house with someone who would not go through weapons safety training. Given the ludicous number of weapons in this country and the piteous mewlings of the NRA of near bankruptcy, it’s apparant gun owners don’t take safety seriously. If we did, weapons safety classes, gun safes and trigger locks would be top sellers.
I know a guy who runs a hell of class in Nevada for multiple certifications, taught military style but with a lot more fun (the lack of live ammo fire over your head, for example). These classes meet law enforcement, security organization and government requirements - and they’re not cheap.
Before you dismiss weapons for self-defense and call anyone else a pussy, let me ask you: have you ever been raped? Don’t think you can easily defeat a rapist with a gun. I was lucky that I did, and I did have military training that kicked in. But it was too close. I did overpower him and take his gun away and escape.
The likelihood of that isn’t high - and it wouldn’t happen today. I was 21 then. Now, I have learned some painful lessons. The most important is that my skin is not made of kevlar. Bullets will not bounce off me.
Maybe you think that makes me a pussy. But in my life, I’ve survived being shot at during terrorist attacks, another terrorist bombing, a couple of riots (they were civilized at any rate), getting mugged in front of the White House at 3 am and the attempted rape.
Were I living alone and not in a condo or townhouse, I would have a gun. I would also redo my certification back to military level. Were I in a townhouse or condo, I would not own a gun because it is almost certain the trajectory will go through a party will and hit an innocent victim, and based on statistics - a child. The better choices are non-lethal weapons lilke mace, pepper spray and stun guns.
I’m not disagreeing with you, and the fetishization of guns is depraved. But I was my own hero, once.