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Michael Sheen must have a dick down to his knees

He keeps dating so many hot women.....

by Anonymousreply 52July 22, 2020 4:53 AM

...or he's great at oral. Women tend to get off on that more than a big dick

by Anonymousreply 1August 21, 2015 12:18 AM

Women prefer a big wallet over big dick.

by Anonymousreply 2August 21, 2015 12:21 AM

Who?

by Anonymousreply 3August 21, 2015 12:28 AM

He was very good in Frost/Nixon.

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by Anonymousreply 4August 21, 2015 12:37 AM

He actually showed it in some movie some time ago and it did look quite big.

by Anonymousreply 5August 21, 2015 12:52 AM

Never underestimate how low the self esteem of a woman can go.

by Anonymousreply 6August 21, 2015 1:06 AM

Isn't he dating Sarah Silverman?

by Anonymousreply 7August 21, 2015 1:14 AM

Well, I wouldn't exactly call Sarah Silverman 'hot', but yes, he has been with some gorgeous women. Have you ever listened to him in an interview, though? Incredibly articulate and intelligent, and [italic]hilariously[/italic] funny. Plus, he is crazy talented. He's not exactly a troll.

But yeah, if you've ever watched him in Masters of Sex, he has some red hot chemistry with co-star Lizzie Caplan and their sex scenes are pretty fucking hot. I could easily believe he's a great lover.

by Anonymousreply 8August 21, 2015 1:14 AM

Well hell, R6, that sure put women in their place. Your work on DL is done.

Hey, hurry up cause the other members of the secret "we hate girls" club are waiting at the clubhouse for you.

by Anonymousreply 9August 21, 2015 1:30 AM

Poor Rachel McAdams. He cheated on her endlessly and she was seen in bars drinking alone and crying. She could do so much better.

by Anonymousreply 10August 21, 2015 1:34 AM

"Poor Rachel McAdams. He cheated on her endlessly and she was seen in bars drinking alone and crying. She could do so much better."

Wow. Amazing. He's one of those adult men with toddler face. Piers Morgan is another one. Maybe it's a British thing.

by Anonymousreply 11August 23, 2015 1:39 AM

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by Anonymousreply 12July 7, 2020 5:40 AM

The only time Michael Sheen isn’t repulsive is when he is in character as someone else.

by Anonymousreply 13July 7, 2020 6:05 AM

Why are there so many threads about him lately?

I think we have a Michael Sheen Troll.

by Anonymousreply 14July 7, 2020 6:43 AM

OP needs to stop thinking like a gay man for three seconds. Or at least try.

by Anonymousreply 15July 7, 2020 7:36 AM

Friend’s wife is an actress and apparently, within the profession, it is common knowledge that he is hung like a horse. As well as being smart, talented, funny and looking like the love shield of Andy Serkis and Tony Blair.

by Anonymousreply 16July 7, 2020 10:53 AM

Hah...’child’...love child.

by Anonymousreply 17July 7, 2020 10:54 AM

Can someone amazing please date Rachel McAdams? I adore her.

by Anonymousreply 18July 7, 2020 11:00 AM

As I recall the goods were shown when he played Kenneth Williams. Not 'down to his knees', but not too shabby either. Must be a screen cap out there, too lazy to look.

by Anonymousreply 19July 7, 2020 11:27 AM

Looks like a sizable bulge

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by Anonymousreply 20July 7, 2020 11:40 AM

Thar she blows

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by Anonymousreply 21July 7, 2020 11:43 AM

That's the one, R21! Kenneth Williams himself would have loved that. As do I.

by Anonymousreply 22July 7, 2020 11:49 AM

[quote]Can someone amazing please date Rachel McAdams? I adore her.

Ditto. I feel like she would be happiest partnered with a really smart, funny, sexy woman, though.

by Anonymousreply 23July 7, 2020 12:06 PM

I'm a gay male and I find him incredibly sexy. There's a devilish quality in his eyes that's very appealing -- he does seem like he'd be great fun in the sack

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by Anonymousreply 24July 7, 2020 3:13 PM

He was in line in front of me at a show here in LA. It was my first date with a dude I ended up marrying. That was 6 years ago. Michael Sheen heard us talking about it being our first date and wished us good luck and chatted for a bit. He was very sweet and charming. He was with a young girl-niece? Daughter? Side note: Daphne Zuniga bumped into me at the same show.

by Anonymousreply 25July 7, 2020 3:29 PM

Women who say they don't care about dick size are lying.

by Anonymousreply 26July 7, 2020 11:36 PM

Interviewed him once at a junket for masters. He was nice, chill.

by Anonymousreply 27July 7, 2020 11:38 PM

[quote]and looking like the love shield of Andy Serkis and Tony Blair.

I know this was an autocorrect thing but I almost wish it weren’t ... love the idea of Serkis and Blair together behind a heart-shaped shield, desperately holding it up together warding off the amorous advances of lovestruck female fans ....

by Anonymousreply 28July 7, 2020 11:46 PM

....

by Anonymousreply 29July 8, 2020 5:08 AM

Rumor had it he enjoys bondage and DP.

by Anonymousreply 30July 8, 2020 6:38 AM

He's attractive enough and successful enough to easily land hot women. I find him quite handsome if not exactly "sexy". He's the type that you really want to mug down with but maybe or maybe not fuck? Of course once I Googled his butt pics...

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by Anonymousreply 31July 8, 2020 6:56 AM

R26 true, size matters

by Anonymousreply 32July 8, 2020 7:57 AM

Was Zuniga with her lover Spielberg?

by Anonymousreply 33July 8, 2020 8:04 AM

Any gay rumors?

by Anonymousreply 34July 8, 2020 10:05 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 35July 9, 2020 12:46 PM

I thought we were talking about Charlie Sheen’s Father

by Anonymousreply 36July 9, 2020 12:51 PM

He's very gay friendly.

by Anonymousreply 37July 9, 2020 6:27 PM

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by Anonymousreply 38July 12, 2020 4:48 AM

He also fucked that ugly chick who played his assistant in Masters of Sex.

by Anonymousreply 39July 13, 2020 2:32 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 40July 14, 2020 12:34 AM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 41July 17, 2020 3:50 AM

I wouldn't call Sarah Silverman gorgeous. Not by a long shot.

by Anonymousreply 42July 17, 2020 3:54 AM

What did Michael see in her?

by Anonymousreply 43July 17, 2020 6:10 PM

R41 oh, dear Michael. What has happened to our hot Lucian? Don't get me wrong, I still would... but that girl is half his age.

by Anonymousreply 44July 17, 2020 6:26 PM

Mid life crisis

by Anonymousreply 45July 17, 2020 6:28 PM

Pussy will ruin a good man.

by Anonymousreply 46July 17, 2020 6:34 PM

With a shave and a haircut he could be decent again.

by Anonymousreply 47July 18, 2020 5:00 AM

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by Anonymousreply 48July 19, 2020 7:47 AM

R26, you have no idea what you're talking about but thanks for playing "Mansplaining: Dick Size Edition". Ever hear the saying, 'It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean'? Women do not want horse dicks because that's not how biology works. After a certain length, you start hitting things that don't feel good. Like I said, you have no idea what you are talking about.

You're just slightly less sexist than this piece of shit...

[quote]Never underestimate how low the self esteem of a woman can go.

by Anonymousreply 49July 19, 2020 8:19 AM

R3 for the win.

by Anonymousreply 50July 19, 2020 8:21 AM

R49 is a tiny dicked man.

by Anonymousreply 51July 20, 2020 9:10 AM

Nope, R51, just a lesbian with some straight female friends who also understands anatomy.

by Anonymousreply 52July 22, 2020 4:53 AM
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