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How do you spank the monkey?

I use an old, soft tee shirt over the penis - it feels warm like a glove. I use a rag because when I shoot I shoot all over the place.

by Anonymousreply 9April 19, 2020 4:55 AM

How old are you?

by Anonymousreply 1July 31, 2015 1:11 AM

I put it over my knee and wale away!

by Anonymousreply 2August 1, 2015 2:16 AM

I use my hand and some lube, like a normal person.

by Anonymousreply 3August 1, 2015 2:18 AM

I never use lube because I'm uncut.

by Anonymousreply 4April 19, 2020 4:47 AM

I use a silicon masturbation sleeve.

by Anonymousreply 5April 19, 2020 4:50 AM

I mount my toilet facing the wall and ejaculate right into it. About 3 times a week or so. Sometimes I go a couple weeks without.

by Anonymousreply 6April 19, 2020 4:53 AM

And I don't use lube.

by Anonymousreply 7April 19, 2020 4:53 AM

Bad monkey! Bad!

by Anonymousreply 8April 19, 2020 4:54 AM

I want to get a vibrator.

by Anonymousreply 9April 19, 2020 4:55 AM
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