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I'm in lust with my cousin

He's about 6 feet with a nice, sturdy build and a gorgeous face. I feel sort of skeeved out about it, but he's not a first cousin or anything--he's my dad's sister's grandson, which I believe makes him twice removed or something. Anyway, he did some time in jail, but he's reformed and doing well for himself now. He spent some time at my place not too long ago and we sat, talked and had some drinks. He sat on the couch across from me (in his stocking feet because I don't allow shoes to be worn on my carpet), which allowed for a good view of his sizeable crotch hugged by snug jeans. It was a good time, and the entire time I kept thinking that if he wasn't my cousin (and if I knew he was gay), I'd've been all over him. Just thought I'd share because, since I'm obviously never going to pursue anything, it's nice to just get this off of my chest.

by Anonymousreply 60109/10/2015

He's your first cousin once-removed, so yeah, it's weird.

by Anonymousreply 107/18/2015

Find someone who wants you.

by Anonymousreply 207/18/2015

I thought you Duggars were keeping a low-profile these days.

by Anonymousreply 307/18/2015

"We ARE from Arkansas!"

by Anonymousreply 407/18/2015

Mary!! No shoes on the carpet. He knows your gay if he wants any he'll let you know.

by Anonymousreply 507/18/2015

Reads likes any Uncle Bottom or Nephew Troll EST.

by Anonymousreply 607/18/2015

R1, there's nothing wrong with OP being attracted to his cousin.

As long as he is good-looking.

Let's face it, if your cousin was hot, you would think about it, too.

by Anonymousreply 707/18/2015

How old are you and how old his he???

by Anonymousreply 807/18/2015

I'm 62 he's 17 and four months.

by Anonymousreply 907/18/2015

That was my first question as well. Why did you leave out the whole age thing? He's a different generation.

And fuck that no shoes on the carpet shit. Get a goddamn carpet people can walk on without needing to undress.

They're your guests not your children.

by Anonymousreply 1007/18/2015

Well I didn't want to bring up the age thing because I knew Datalounge would turn it into an age issue instead of dealing with it as a physical attraction issue. I still have needs and desires.

by Anonymousreply 1107/18/2015

Geez OP, you need therapy. You shouldn't be all over any 17 yo let alone your cousin. Your post is naive beyond belief. Do you really expect to have sex with 17 or 18 year old guys??? Geez louise. Get a grip, and a fleshlight.

by Anonymousreply 1207/18/2015

Many of Queen Victoria's grandchildren married each other. Look at how that turned out.

by Anonymousreply 1307/18/2015

R12, people get married to their cousins all the time.

In this case the age gap is too big for the OP, but it's not like this doesn't happen in the real world.

Look at Queen Victoria & Prince Albert. They were cousins.

So were FDR & Eleanor.

by Anonymousreply 1407/18/2015

"and four months"

Have at it!

by Anonymousreply 1507/18/2015

I didn't say it was wrong R7, I said it was weird.

by Anonymousreply 1607/18/2015

[quote]How old are you and how old is he?

I'm 38 and he's 32.

by Anonymousreply 1707/18/2015

R9 is an imposter, folks. As I said, I'm 38 and my cousin is 32.

by Anonymousreply 1807/18/2015

R10, you jumped to an age conclusion before I could answer R8's question.

by Anonymousreply 1907/18/2015

So ask him if you can lick his dick like a peppermint stick.

by Anonymousreply 2007/18/2015

Sound like fun, R20!

by Anonymousreply 2107/18/2015

[quote]Geez OP, you need therapy. You shouldn't be all over any 17 yo

Read my reply at R17.

by Anonymousreply 2207/18/2015

Ok dear.

by Anonymousreply 2307/18/2015

LMAO @ R9!! You girls are a riot!

by Anonymousreply 2407/18/2015

He's not a first cousin so this is not weird at all. But the carpet thing is.

Hang it on a wall for people to look at and then roll out the linoleum if the idea of shoes on a carpet gives you the vapors.

by Anonymousreply 2507/18/2015

I'm not an imposter. I'm a script Dr. It's what I do. Stupid OP. See how much more active it became when I intervened? You should have waited for your character defining monologue. Your loss.

by Anonymousreply 2607/18/2015

[quote]I'm not an imposter. I'm a script Dr. It's what I do.

Then you should look for a new occupation.

by Anonymousreply 2707/18/2015

r26 I'm all ears...

by Anonymousreply 2807/18/2015

He's your 1st cousin once removed and he's 17. Get your head checked, weirdo.

by Anonymousreply 2907/18/2015

I took some photos of him gulping down a beer that I'm considering posting (with his face obscured, of course).

by Anonymousreply 3007/18/2015

[quote]He's your 1st cousin once removed and he's 17. Get your head checked, weirdo.

Are you retarded? I told you he's 32. R26 was the imposter who posted that 62/17 lie.

by Anonymousreply 3107/18/2015

Wrong R27. I took an OCD freak whose focus was carpet and turned him into a fleshed out senior citizen with the same wants and needs he had as a young man. Posters still can't stop talking about it. Look at R29!

by Anonymousreply 3207/18/2015

I think it's fantastic.

by Anonymousreply 3307/18/2015

[He did some time in jail]

Momma, is that you?

by Anonymousreply 3407/18/2015

Will there be a next time? If so, jump his bones.

by Anonymousreply 3507/18/2015

Mama! Show some respect for the place!

by Anonymousreply 3607/18/2015

This will not end well.

by Anonymousreply 3707/18/2015

OP is your furniture covered in plastic too?

by Anonymousreply 3807/18/2015

You should have gone for it, OP. Fool.

by Anonymousreply 3907/18/2015

Is his name Traylor?

by Anonymousreply 4007/18/2015

[quote](in his stocking feet because I don't allow shoes to be worn on my carpet)

Is your name Beth Jarrett?

by Anonymousreply 4107/18/2015

My cousin was married for a while to her first cousin and they got a daughter together. Daughter's now about 20 and an absolutely delightful person. She's studying literature in university at the moment. Whenever I see cousin jokes made on tv I feel bad for her since I know it's not her fault her parents are cousins and I can imagine how many times it has come up with new friends and boyfriends. I guess I should point out that it's not normal here to have cousins being together but people were polite about it.

OP, I have a first cousin who's a year younger than me. He's bloody gorgeous. I was once driving a car and saw a guy with a killer body and an ass to die for standing in front of a store. I was smiling to myself thinking what a catch until he turned around and I realized it's my cousin. He greeted me smiling and while I was waving back at him I was like oh shit. In reality of course who the fuck cares if male cousins fuck. The biggest problem would probably be other relatives and that's why I'd never even consider doing anything with my cousin. Who btw very possibly is gay.

So OP, I completely understand you.

by Anonymousreply 4207/18/2015

Go for it! I'm an anthropologist. Most of the world marries their cousins. Relax. Throw the car in reverse and go back and have sleazy Wal-Mart parkinglot sex with your hot cousin. It's okay. Really. Take it from me, I'm a scientist.

by Anonymousreply 4307/18/2015

Well, he's not gay anyway.

by Anonymousreply 4407/18/2015

[quote]Most of the world marries their cousins. Relax.

Yeah, and they end up with retarded children.

by Anonymousreply 4507/18/2015

The yanomamo all married their cousins for generations. You aren't going to get genetic problems when you only share 1/8th of the variance in DNA. My grandmother's parents were uncle & niece... but she was batshit crazy so... yea it doesn't always go well.

by Anonymousreply 4607/18/2015

If he's your first cousin once removed, only a few states ban that. Here's a chart relating to relations with certain cousin relationships in the U.S. state-by-state.

Don't be too perturbed about your attraction. Almost everyone on the planet has a first cousin marriage in their ancestral background. It used to be quite common, still is in some parts of the world. It was a seen as a way to keep wealth within families. One of the greatest love stories in the bible is between cousins (Jacob and Rachel).

How and why the laws changed in the U.S. is kind of an interesting read. Almost half the states still allow it in some form (including some less "rural" ones like California and New York). It's noteworthy that several states allow it if the couple can't have children due to sterility or age. I assume that would not include same-sex couples. Maine has an interesting requirement that a couple must show that they've had genetic counseling.

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by Anonymousreply 4707/18/2015

R47 typo "I assume that would NOW included same-sex couples."

by Anonymousreply 4807/18/2015

Just as long as it's not Rape-Rape.

by Anonymousreply 4907/18/2015

This is hot, OP. I'm guessing you're a hot 38 and that your cousin is an even hotter 32?

by Anonymousreply 5007/18/2015

Well it's not like they're going to be having babies.

by Anonymousreply 5107/18/2015

I will respectfully remove my shoes before treading on OP's carpeting ... and then take a GIANT SHIT on said carpet as soon as he goes into the kitchen to get the turkey meatballs.

by Anonymousreply 5207/18/2015

R50, I've been told that I'm good looking but yes, my cousin in HOT (feels weird saying it).

R35, I'm thinking of inviting him over again soon.

For the people fascinated about why I don't like shoes on my carpet, well, I have light tan wall-to-wall carpeting, and it gets dirty very easily. I'm not always so anal about it, but I do prefer that visitors remove their shoes, particularly if it's raining outside.

by Anonymousreply 5307/18/2015

[quote]in his stocking feet because I don't allow shoes to be worn on my carpet...

Stop right there.

No DataLounger will care a whit about you if you are one of those "no red wine- we just purchased new living room furniture."

You might be a troll, and I'm willing to bet none of this ever happened.

by Anonymousreply 5407/18/2015

You'd lose that bet, R54.

by Anonymousreply 5507/18/2015

Good thing the two of you can't reproduce. Your baby would look like Quasimodo. Or the Elephant Man. 😕

by Anonymousreply 5607/18/2015

Am I the only person who's thinking that the fetish is all about the cousin's socks?

by Anonymousreply 5707/18/2015

Describe your cousin's bulge in further detail, OP. Inquiring minds seriously want to know.

by Anonymousreply 5807/18/2015

Why do you think he's gay? Can't you go on his facebook page or ask around.

by Anonymousreply 5907/18/2015

NO. NO. NO. The fetish is the carpet. It's been established.

by Anonymousreply 6007/18/2015

[quote]Why do you think he's gay? Can't

I don't. Like I said, he's straight, but he did spend time in prison, so it's possible he's had a guy go down on him before.

by Anonymousreply 6107/18/2015

Oh lord. He's not in prison anymore. Just find someone's dick to suck on scruff or grindr. Or, if you're that into straight guys, go on craigslist and see what's left from the early 2000s.

by Anonymousreply 6207/18/2015

In prison everything is possible! Let's not make a big fuss about 'gay' and 'straight', and let's get ready to have the carpet steam cleanes.

by Anonymousreply 6307/18/2015

*cleaned* sorry

by Anonymousreply 6407/18/2015

The theme of DLer's continues - sexual obsessions with straight men , attractions to cro-magnon like bushy pubic/chest fur, and mutilated peni(cut). Is this typical of American gay men, or just the age group on here?

by Anonymousreply 6507/18/2015

This never gets ol........... oh, wait. It does.

by Anonymousreply 6607/18/2015

That would be 2nd cousin. A bit too close relation for me, but to each his own. The main purpose for the cousin marriage bans was the increased risk of birth defects in the offspring. Some of the states that ban it give exceptions if the couple is over child-bearing age or sterile.

by Anonymousreply 6707/18/2015

Let's get out of these dumb clothes.

by Anonymousreply 6807/18/2015

This is just the nephew troll pretending the relationship is a little more distant.

by Anonymousreply 6907/18/2015

Honey,he knows you want him,hes just toying with you until he decides to shove his throbbing cock into your gaping,quivering,begging mouth. I totally WISH people would take off their shoes when they came over,Ive tried but people don't cooperate .

by Anonymousreply 7007/18/2015

Don't I wish he would, R70! I'd have to have a couple of drinks due to the cousin aspect, but I think I'd go for it.

by Anonymousreply 7107/18/2015

R65, males have been circumcised for thousands of years.

It is a normal procedure and it is not mutilation.

Get over it.

by Anonymousreply 7207/18/2015

I bet you'd let him keep his shoes on if took his pants off so you could suck his dick.

by Anonymousreply 7307/18/2015

People get naked with their twin brothers all the time (eg. The Carlson Twins, The Brewer Twins, etc.) and even have sex with their twin (eg. The Peters Twins, Bel Ami).

by Anonymousreply 7407/18/2015

R74, twins are different than normal siblings. Or so I think. I've seen some twins wank videos and they didn't really seem to be into it at all. It's only ok if the twins are somehow super close and almost supernaturally connected like they are only one being.

Which probably means the twins fantasy is not real at all.

by Anonymousreply 7507/18/2015

I'm a twin and the thought of what R74 is talking about sounds revolting.

OP, let's see your cuz's crotch!

by Anonymousreply 7607/18/2015

Since breeding is not an issue ... it's not an issue.

It would only be weird if you grew up close and have that "like a brother" dynamic going.

If he's been in prison, then his judgement is probably easily ... swayed ... so, I say "Go for it!"

by Anonymousreply 7707/18/2015

OP, give it a go!! Taboos against homosexuality have fallen by the wayside. Time to do the same about incest.

by Anonymousreply 7807/18/2015

Thanks, OP! I didn't want to have to wait until after Thanksgiving to read the latest Nephew-Troll/Uncle Bottom thread.

It's great to have a hot thread like this in July!

by Anonymousreply 7907/18/2015

R72 - Don't feed the anti-circ troll!

by Anonymousreply 8007/18/2015

Thanks R79. This is all real, no fiction. I'm thinking about inviting him over this weekend.

by Anonymousreply 8107/19/2015

R72 R80- So, do you like your penises all dry and shriveled because someone imposed their barbaric religious beliefs upon an innocent baby? Also,R80, if you don't like to hear a truth, then the person becomes a 'troll' to you?

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by Anonymousreply 8207/19/2015

R82, thanks for the pix! Love cut cocks!

by Anonymousreply 8307/19/2015

He knows you're gay....he's waiting for you to offer $$$$$$$

by Anonymousreply 8407/19/2015

R83 - Glad to oblige. Here's some more pachydermal cut cock for your viewing pleasure.

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by Anonymousreply 8507/19/2015

[quote]He knows you're gay

I don't think he does, but I have wondered if he fucked a guy while he was incarcerated. He recently split with his wife, too. The marriage lasted just over two years.

by Anonymousreply 8607/19/2015

Isn't it just easier to search for an out gay man on Grindr, and not face the possible negative consequences that may happen, if he finds your advances repulsive/insulting? There's a very real possibility he's just not into you, or any man. . . It's not like he's the only cock in town. Or is this about feeding your ego, by seducing a 'straight man'?

by Anonymousreply 8707/19/2015

I seriously don't think I'd ever pursue anything, it's just sort of a fantasy at this point because he's so hot.

by Anonymousreply 8807/19/2015

Who does he look like who's famous?

by Anonymousreply 8907/19/2015

[quote]I don't think he does

Any man who has rules for shoes on his carpet, obviously!

by Anonymousreply 9007/19/2015

Thanks for the map, r47. Now I know how Richard Carpenter got away with it.

by Anonymousreply 9107/19/2015

Possible cousin sex with former prisoner. Sounds more West Virginia than Arkansas.

by Anonymousreply 9207/19/2015

First, ask him if he works out? Secondly, Tell him you do and then mention how sore your muscles are? Ask him if his arms and torso are sore as well? Then offer him a massage. If he says yes then he is interested. This has been quite successful for me in the past. It's success rate is better than the "bend and snap!"

by Anonymousreply 9307/19/2015

I messed around a little with two of my cousins when we were like 13-14....I wonder if they remember it. I have never brought it up, but they are both pretty hunky now that we are in our 30s. I fantasize about revisiting those times, but I don't think I actually wood.

by Anonymousreply 9407/19/2015

This thread is useless, without a cousin pic

by Anonymousreply 9507/19/2015

Nice Freudian slip, R94.

by Anonymousreply 9607/19/2015

Swigging two beers at once in the first pic, relaxing in the second one.

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by Anonymousreply 9707/19/2015

Swigging two beers? and you still couldn't reel that one in?


by Anonymousreply 9807/20/2015

There's nothing at all trashy about any of this.

by Anonymousreply 9907/20/2015

[quote]Swigging two beers? and you still couldn't reel that one in?

Lulz. Now I REALLY want him to come back over.

by Anonymousreply 10007/20/2015

I always thought 2 beers was the magic number, maybe this one needs 3

by Anonymousreply 10107/20/2015

A whole six pack and we might be onto something!

by Anonymousreply 10207/20/2015

He's black?

by Anonymousreply 10307/20/2015

Hah, didn't catch my "slip"..

Those pics are pretty nice OP. Looks like my type...

Go for it.

by Anonymousreply 10407/20/2015

Wow. This thread is a delicious hot mess. Hot straight cousin, clean carpets, jail time, photos of the victim/cousin, the term "stocking feet"

Please continue discussing this whole thing, I'm loving it.

by Anonymousreply 10507/20/2015

[quote]He's black?

Looks either black or Latino to me. Either way, the cousin does look hot. Nice bulge and thighs. I like the prison tatts too. Invite him back, OP!

by Anonymousreply 10607/20/2015

OP if he's black he definitely wants some. Get it gurl!

by Anonymousreply 10707/20/2015

Good call R106. He is blatino (his dad is Puerto Rican).

by Anonymousreply 10807/20/2015

Meh,I have a feeling its all balls . None the less OP,you should have already bagged and tagged this piece of trade by now ! When I did time I literally had to fight off the latinos and black dudes with a stick,they ALL wanted some. He knows the deal,hes just waiting for you to make the move. Sometimes the chase is more fun than the capture.

by Anonymousreply 10907/21/2015

This thread comes with background banjo music that loops.

by Anonymousreply 11007/21/2015

Oh for fucks sake,R110,fucking cousins is a time honored tradition all over the world. Nothing nasty or sinful about it,unless they don't WANT to fuck.

by Anonymousreply 11107/21/2015

Thanks guys, I'm loving all the input. When he does come back, I will have plenty of drinks on standby because he loves to drink. LOVES.

by Anonymousreply 11207/21/2015

Just be careful and don't fuck things up. He's close to your family and things might end up going wrong real fast with consequences that will never go away. Sometimes it's better to just keep your dick in the pants.

by Anonymousreply 11307/21/2015

There's only 6 years difference between you and your aunt's grandson?

by Anonymousreply 11407/21/2015

R114: I'm not OP, but such age differences in families aren't uncommon. I know someone who has a niece who is a year or two older than she is (she is the youngest in a large family and one of her eldest sisters became pregnant as a teen, before she was born). Weirder still, said niece had a kid of her own as a teen, so the aunt became a great aunt when she was only about 14 or so.

by Anonymousreply 11507/21/2015

Are you Blatino as well OP? Please record your smash session with him and makes it to Tumblr and MyVidster!

by Anonymousreply 11607/21/2015

[quote]There's only 6 years difference between you and your aunt's grandson?

That's not odd. My aunt is in her seventies and my first cousin, who is my hot cousin's mother, is in her fifties. My aunt is my dad's eldest sibling.

[quote]Are you Blatino as well OP? Please record your smash session with him and makes it to Tumblr and MyVidster!

Ha! No, I'm not actually. And if the fates should have it that something were to go down between him and I, I don't think I'd have the guts to record it. However, you never know what could happen if I have enough drinks in me!

by Anonymousreply 11707/21/2015

Next time he comes over, check out Grindr. You might be surprised.

by Anonymousreply 11807/21/2015

Good idea R118.

by Anonymousreply 11907/22/2015

Don't forget to tell us what happens, OP!

by Anonymousreply 12007/23/2015

Ok, update. He's coming over this weekend and wants to play a drinking game. I'm about 70% sure I want to go for it, and that's only if we get completely shitfaced.

by Anonymousreply 12107/30/2015

Please take more pics! What are you going to wear? Hopefully something that makes your ass look appetizing!

by Anonymousreply 12207/30/2015

He knows your gay, right?

by Anonymousreply 12307/30/2015

sorry ... "you're"

by Anonymousreply 12407/30/2015

Yeah, he knows I'm gay and he's cool about it. I'm excited, lol.

by Anonymousreply 12507/30/2015

Do you want him to put it inside you? I personally could not just settle for oral if I've opened my home to you and bought you liquor twice. Somebody has got to lay the pipe.

by Anonymousreply 12607/30/2015

Oh, I'd totally settle for oral.

by Anonymousreply 12707/31/2015

*eagerly awaits an update*!!!

by Anonymousreply 12807/31/2015

This is the Datalounge equivalent of a dating service:

One poster has a potential hook-up - and the rest of us wait eagerly at the computer hungry for updates, developments and - alas, futilely - pictures.

by Anonymousreply 12907/31/2015

R53 Don't remind him to take his shoes off when he walks on your light tan carpet and then show him how "anal" you get when people forget. ;)

by Anonymousreply 13007/31/2015

We're gonna need some pictures.

by Anonymousreply 13107/31/2015

I'm definitely taking pics of him, regardless, ha!

by Anonymousreply 13207/31/2015

He looks pretty thick. Does he have a big ass?

by Anonymousreply 13307/31/2015

[quote]He looks pretty thick. Does he have a big ass?

Yep but he's always wearing big jeans that don't show it off properly.

by Anonymousreply 13407/31/2015

Next time he comes over, go over your long list of household rules with him: 1. No shoes in the house 2. No chewing gum (it looks vulgar) 3. No loud talking or making noise during reruns of Matlock 4. No touching of your oxygen tent, IVs, or other medical supplies, etc. etc. etc. Once he knows all of your rules, I'm sure the age gap between you will evaporate like the morning dew on hot summer day. Then the hot, vaguely incestous jungle sex between you two will surely commence.

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by Anonymousreply 13507/31/2015

Just make sure you're not more drunk than he is, because you wouldn't want this to end in tears.

by Anonymousreply 13607/31/2015

He's here and we're drinking. Updates to come later. Here's a crotch pic close-up...

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by Anonymousreply 13708/01/2015

Yessssss hunny!

by Anonymousreply 13808/01/2015

creeps /perverts

by Anonymousreply 13908/01/2015

We'll see headlines with op's cousin saying he killed op in a gay panic moment.

by Anonymousreply 14008/01/2015

r140, we are monitoring the situation for our next episode!

by Anonymousreply 14108/01/2015


But seriously, be careful

by Anonymousreply 14208/01/2015

OP for fuck's sake - let HIM make the first move or you could get your self bashed.

by Anonymousreply 14308/01/2015

I just got a woody!

by Anonymousreply 14408/01/2015

I say its going to be stubby and uncut,and his balls will be largish.

by Anonymousreply 14508/01/2015

Awfully quiet here for the last 6 hours.

Waiting to hear ALL the details?

Did he or didn't he?

by Anonymousreply 14608/01/2015

If we don't hear anything by Monday we know OP will be a file in the cautionary tales of KILLED BY ROUGH TRADE

by Anonymousreply 14708/01/2015

OP forgot to mention he lives in Wanker County, where the motto reads:

Nothin' spells luvin' like porkin' yer cousin!!

by Anonymousreply 14808/01/2015

OP here. Well, what can I say? We had fun (my mind is still whirling from all the drinking we did). I'll say's not all balls as someone upthread suggested (hahaha!). We somehow segued into a conversation (that I initiated, of course) about the ways guys get off while in prison. He said that when he was in jail, he used "Pam and her 5 sisters," to which I said WTF? He told me that it means your palm (Pam) and her five sisters are your five fingers. It just so happened that the MSNBC show LOCK UP was on the TV, so that may have been my motivation for the prison convo but, I digress. WAY later in the night, after we were drunk beyond words, he said he had to pee and then unzipped and whipped his out. I told him that he wasn't exactly in the bathroom, but he giggled and didn't budge (he was on the couch across from me just like last time). He told me to touch it (no lie), and I did. I hand jobbed him to completion, and he did me afterwards. We both couldn't stop laughing (he'd been smoking weed for a good portion of the night too). Some of it may not have happened in that exact way, because I can hardly remember some things. I felt kind of guilty this morning, but when he woke up and we started joking about it, I felt fine. He just left actually, and said that we have to do it again real soon. I think he meant the visit and not "everything else", but we'll see. We both fell asleep on the floor (fully clothed). This was him...

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by Anonymousreply 14908/02/2015

So many questions..

[quote]I told him that he wasn't exactly in the bathroom

He pissed on your carpet and you didn't go off on him?

[quote]He told me to touch it (no lie), and I did. I hand jobbed him to completion, and he did me afterwards

He did you, as in anal?

[quote]We both fell asleep on the floor (fully clothed).

Why would you fall asleep clothed if you just fucked?

You seem to have a nice home, why can't you afford a better camera??

by Anonymousreply 15008/02/2015

I'm thinking that OP is chuckling away to himself at every reply this little yarn generates.

by Anonymousreply 15108/02/2015

That pic is creeptastic op, but get it gurrl.

by Anonymousreply 15208/02/2015

R150 makes quite a jump from hand job to anal.

They gave each other mutual hand jobs - I think we would have heard more if it progressed to oral or beyond.

Sounds like these encounters are going to continue.

by Anonymousreply 15308/02/2015

Why didn't you suck him off op? I would have.

by Anonymousreply 15408/02/2015

When's our next date?

by Anonymousreply 15508/02/2015

Hand jobs with your cousin seems rather tame, but I used to suck my dad's toes while he napped on the couch, so maybe my point of reference is off.

by Anonymousreply 15608/02/2015

R156 - as if this thread wasn't creepy enough ...

by Anonymousreply 15708/02/2015

Geez, what do you want; they had their first sexual encounter. Good "job," OP. You "hung" in there. Nobody got hurt or offended. Your cousin made the first move, essentially. And you were nice enough to send us all a picture. Thanks for sharing. Enjoy your next drinking session with your cuz and don't forget to let us know how it goes.

by Anonymousreply 15808/02/2015

[quote]Enjoy your next drinking session with your cuz and don't forget to let us know how it goes.

Although maybe you should scale down your alcohol intake just a little so that you can give us a more clear accounting of what transpires.

by Anonymousreply 15908/02/2015

Haha I agree with R159, although I have to say well done OP, you didn't disappoint us Wow. Just wow. It seems like he did more than use Pam and her 5 sisters in prison, otherwise why would he have done what we did??

BTW are those tattoos on his back?

by Anonymousreply 16008/02/2015

Why would he have done what *he* did (not we did)

I am not OP's cousin I swear

by Anonymousreply 16108/02/2015

What do you look like, or should I say, who do you resemble OP? Same with your cousin.

I'm just trying to picture the encounter.

Did it happen on the couch... or on the floor? I know your memory is fuzzy but THINK man THINK!

by Anonymousreply 16208/02/2015

I don't think OP needs his Greek chorus, anymore. He's basically good to go, having overcome the skeeve factor quite, er..."handily."

by Anonymousreply 16308/02/2015

[quote]What do you look like, or should I say, who do you resemble OP? Same with your cousin.

Not sure who I resemble, but my cousin kind of resembles a Blatino version of this guy...

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[quote]BTW are those tattoos on his back?


by Anonymousreply 16508/02/2015

Nice lips @ R164

by Anonymousreply 16608/02/2015

I think I might have to have a wank to this thread later tonight.

OP! Keep it cumming ... er, I mean, coming.

by Anonymousreply 16708/02/2015

Ha! Great posts, guys. I'm elated (for obvious reasons). I had no clue that anything would actually happen last night, but now that it did, I sort of feel like anything is possible.

By the way, I took a few photos of him, some of us together posing and acting silly, and some of just him.

by Anonymousreply 16808/02/2015

[quote]Did it happen on the couch... or on the floor? I know your memory is fuzzy but THINK man THINK!

I was on my knees on the floor not exactly in front of him, but kind of on the side of him. One knee was between his feet. I got up on the couch beside him when he did me.

by Anonymousreply 16908/02/2015

R164 Um if your cousin looks like that guy, then I totally understand why you're so "elated"

How long was he in prison (if you don't mind me asking) I'm just trying to figure out why this guy was so willing. Not that I doubt OP's charms or anything... looks like he does pretty well for himself>> haha :)

PS what makes you think he didn't mean he wanted to do that again? i.e. that he just wanted to meet sounds like he would (do more, I mean)

by Anonymousreply 17008/02/2015

Did have his eyes closed when you were doing him and what was he looking at when he was doing you? was he into it or just in his own zone?

^ Dumb questions maybe, but just humour me

by Anonymousreply 17108/02/2015

How far would you want to go with him?

What do you think was his motivation?

What were you guys talking about when he suddenly decided to unzip his pants??

So many questions!!!!!

*tries to control self*

by Anonymousreply 17208/02/2015

What were they talking about before they wanted each other? Why, they were hotly debating the position taken by the International Monetary Fund to Greece's debts to the European Central Bank, R172.

by Anonymousreply 17308/02/2015

WANKED not wanted fucking auto correct ^

by Anonymousreply 17408/02/2015


A very pertinent question because I'm just trying to figure out his cousin... but maybe I'm just looking too much into it.

I'd be slightly concerned if they were discussing Greece's debt crisis though...

by Anonymousreply 17508/02/2015

Until I see a cock pic,Im not convinced it was "all that" as OP claims ! Im telling you, stubby and uncut ! Ive always been eerily accurate on cock sizing.

by Anonymousreply 17608/03/2015

[quote]How long was he in prison (if you don't mind me asking)

He was in for four years.

[quote]PS what makes you think he didn't mean he wanted to do that again? i.e. that he just wanted to meet sounds like he would (do more, I mean)

I guess I just took the comment at face value, though I suspect there may have been more to it.

[quote]Did have his eyes closed when you were doing him and what was he looking at when he was doing you? was he into it or just in his own zone?

His eyes were closed and he kept saying "fuck" a lot. He was looking at my dick in his hand when he did me (from what I saw whenever I'd briefly open my eyes)

[quote]How far would you want to go with him?

As far as he was willing at this point.

[quote]What do you think was his motivation?

Drunken horniness and maybe curiosity?

[quote]What were you guys talking about when he suddenly decided to unzip his pants??

We'd been discussing how guys manage to get themselves off in prison and then sometime later he said he had to pee. We were drunk as hell, so he may have thought he was in the bathroom. I was fucking excited, I'll tell you that, lol.

As for the pee, we both pissed a fountain after we'd gotten off.

I'll post some more pics a little later. Didn't have the nerve to ask him if I could take a dick pic.

by Anonymousreply 17708/03/2015

Thanks for the answers OP :) Haha I have to admit I didn't think anything was going to come from all of this, so I have to say I'm impressed

*pat on the back*


Look forward to the pics!

by Anonymousreply 17808/03/2015

OP, please use imgur for photo hosting. Tinypic is awful.

by Anonymousreply 17908/03/2015

Hmmm I wonder what other pics OP has up his sleeve...

by Anonymousreply 18008/03/2015

Thanks guys. I'll post more pics in a few.

[quote]OP, please use imgur for photo hosting. Tinypic is awful.

Sure thing.

by Anonymousreply 18108/03/2015

Here's one

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More more more!

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One more

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by Anonymousreply 18708/03/2015

Did he know you were taking the pics, OP?

by Anonymousreply 18808/03/2015

What was he in for?

by Anonymousreply 18908/03/2015

Is it just me or are his jeans getting tighter?? :)

And why is he sitting in an awkward position??

...I'm way too invested in this...

by Anonymousreply 19008/03/2015

He knew I was taking the pics. I guess his jeans looked tight because of how he was sitting. He was slouched because he was tipsy (and so was I, lol).

by Anonymousreply 19108/03/2015

But did he know you were taking crotch pics or is the poor guy smiling for the camera, thinking you're taking proper pictures of him :D

Did he flirt with you beforehand or just take you by surprise?

by Anonymousreply 19208/03/2015

They're not actually crotch pics, I just cropped them that way.

by Anonymousreply 19308/03/2015

I can't remember an flirting, just playful banter. It's when we were drunk when things took that turn.

by Anonymousreply 19408/03/2015

R193 Aaah makes sense- sorry

Any updates or anything else your remember, make sure to let us know :)

This thread is awesome- haha

by Anonymousreply 19508/03/2015

Has he been in touch at all?

by Anonymousreply 19608/03/2015

He called me Sunday a couple of hours after he left and told me he was about to rest up for work, but I didn't hear from him today. I'll post more details as they come back to my memory.

by Anonymousreply 19708/03/2015

Dick pic please.

by Anonymousreply 19808/03/2015

What's the guy gonna think if OP's suddenly snapping pictures of his dick? OP, don't do anything that would jeopardize your new relationship. We encouraged you, and now we shouldn't be cannibalizing you like piranha.

by Anonymousreply 19908/04/2015

Lol I'd never have the courage to ask if I could take a dick pic anyway.

by Anonymousreply 20008/04/2015

DL is full of closet cases who come here for the gay prone, OP.

So you'd better beware of posting dick pics of this guy. Sorry to be a buzzkill but there we are, this is an internet site not a private space.

by Anonymousreply 20108/04/2015

[quote]So you'd better beware of posting dick pics of this guy

Not that he would even let me take pics of it, but I don't think I'd ever post them anywhere if he did.

by Anonymousreply 20208/04/2015

OP just lost 90% of his eager sewing circle

by Anonymousreply 20308/04/2015

Does he know you gay?

by Anonymousreply 20408/04/2015

Eh lost interest, bye felicia!

by Anonymousreply 20508/04/2015

{quote]Eh lost interest, bye felicia!

'Bye! And don't let the door hit you on the way out.

I'm still completely interested, OP. More pix!

by Anonymousreply 20608/04/2015

I'd settle for more detailed descriptions. We've seen the pics. The guy is HOT.

Now, give us details!

(and let us know when our next date with him is!)

by Anonymousreply 20708/04/2015

I'm concerned that so few DLers ever get laid that so many are getting off on a description of some guy with a clean carpet jerking off with his own cousin. We should sponsor a catch-and-release pity fuck service for DL with condoms and head-sized paper bags provided.

by Anonymousreply 20808/04/2015

Thank you, R9. That was the single funniest post that I have ever read here. I have been laughing for a good 5 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 20908/04/2015

I find it rather repulsive when someone is attracted to a family member, but both of you are grown men. To each his own.

by Anonymousreply 21008/04/2015

I agree with R207, details please!! :)

Let us be R208!

by Anonymousreply 21108/04/2015

Stubby fat cock,big balls,IM TELLING YOU ! OP,why haven't you described it ? Hmmm ?

by Anonymousreply 21208/04/2015

Ok, a description. It's definitely thick. It's smooth and not too veiny, and he has a nice mushroom head. It's also all one color--a creamy light-ish brown (men of color sometimes tend to have a dark dick with a lighter-colored head). His balls were heavy when I began because he was still flaccid, and they were a good size. They drew up quite a bit as he got hard. He was also trimmed neatly, which kind of surprised me. I'd say he's a good 8 inches hard.

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What did you mean by playful banter?

by Anonymousreply 21408/04/2015

His balls were also kind of sweaty. I was dying to lean in close to see if they smelled musky, but I didn't. I was too busy concentrating on other things.

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by Anonymousreply 21508/04/2015

Did he fuck her, Dolores?

by Anonymousreply 21608/04/2015

[quote]What did you mean by playful banter?

Just good-natured ribbing.

by Anonymousreply 21708/04/2015

A true 8 incher is as rare as hens teeth,darling . Despite what porn might have you believe. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt though,cause I like your style. Now,,WHY exactly didn't you smell those balls ? Don't tell me you didn't chew on it ?!?

by Anonymousreply 21808/04/2015

The cuz has gorgeous meaty thighs.

by Anonymousreply 21908/04/2015

R218, I could be off on the length, but its definitely not under 7 inches hard.

As for the other thing, I was shocked that he was even letting me give him a hand job, and was a bit apprehensive to put my face in there too.

by Anonymousreply 22008/04/2015

Honey,if his dick is in your hand,your in ! You should have gobbled that thing like an all day sucker ! What do you want,an engraved invitation ?!?

by Anonymousreply 22108/04/2015

Every time I check in on this thread, it never fails to get me hard.

by Anonymousreply 22208/04/2015

If your father finds out, he'll beat you twice as hard as he did when he found out you were gay. 👶

by Anonymousreply 22308/04/2015

If your father finds out, he'll beat you twice as hard as he did when he found out you were gay. 👶

by Anonymousreply 22408/04/2015

Could you repeat that r223 r224

by Anonymousreply 22508/04/2015

I just discovered this thread so I binge-read. Hot!

And, yes, I did my cousin when he was 15 and I was 14. He's a heterosexually married doctor now and we have talked about it in the near past (were both in our early 50's now). It's all good and there are no freaky feelings, as we know we were exploring sex in our youth.

by Anonymousreply 22608/04/2015

Ok, so last night before I went to bed I did something crazy. I took a ruler and got down on the floor and in front of the couch to about where I was when I stroked him off, placing the ruler mid-air to about where his dick was. I tried to match the inches in the ruler to what my memory of his dick was, and from what I could guesstimate, he's definitely around seven inches hard.

By the way, I'm glad so many of you are finding my experience to be exciting. I'm still shocked myself about he whole thing.

by Anonymousreply 22708/05/2015

R227 Oh OP, you're funny

Is this the first time you guys have hung out on your own?

by Anonymousreply 22808/05/2015

It is, actually. Before these visits, the only time we'd really see each other was at family functions.

by Anonymousreply 22908/05/2015

This is better than Reality TV.

by Anonymousreply 23008/05/2015

Gawd I love this thread!

by Anonymousreply 23108/06/2015

Weekend's almost here. When is our next drinking/hand-job-leading-to-oral date?

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"...a hot dog makes her lose control..."

Thanks for the laugh, R233.

by Anonymousreply 23408/07/2015

[quote]Weekend's almost here. When is our next drinking/hand-job-leading-to-o - ral date?

Could be soon if he calls me (or if I call him).

by Anonymousreply 23508/07/2015

three words: hidden web cam!

by Anonymousreply 23608/07/2015

Update: he just inboxed me on Facebook asking what I'm doing tonite.

by Anonymousreply 23708/07/2015

OP You have got to be kidding me :)

Keep us updated... but once again take care

(and let him bring some of the liquor... hope you're not the only one shelling out for alcohol and weed)

by Anonymousreply 23808/07/2015

Tonight? But I'm not ready yet!

I need a hot soaking bath, a douche and to manscape first!

by Anonymousreply 23908/07/2015

What? OP's hot cousin messaged him for another date? Things are moving fast for our boys.

Hope you strike a "blow" for our side, OP.

by Anonymousreply 24008/07/2015

OP, have you thought about making him a roast beef sandwich? They are like catnip to 'straight' guys.....according to DL lore.

by Anonymousreply 24108/07/2015

I don't think roast beef or straight guys are on the menu at OP's house, tonight, R241.

by Anonymousreply 24208/07/2015

OP, how did your night go? Did you two meet up?

by Anonymousreply 24308/08/2015

I think we have our answer.

by Anonymousreply 24408/08/2015

I'm back. He came over not long after I posted my update yesterday. I wasn't expecting a repeat performance of last time but IT HAPPENED! I'm blushing as I type. Some of you will be happy to know that I went for it and not only nibbled his sack, but I blew him too (though not for as long as I'd have liked to). You'll also be happy to know that he let me take a few pics of him stroking himself, but only if I promised to show him the pics and to not get his face in the shots. This time, he sat in my computer chair when I did him, and when he returned the favor I was on my back on the floor while he laid directly beside me (he was breathing heavily, which turned me on even more). He'd already smoked before he got here, and I'd had some wine, so we were both feeling nice. Afterward, we ran out to get something to eat and some more drinks (beer for him and more wine for me). He paid for the drinks and I bought the food. He left earlier today, which is why it's taken me this long to come back here to respond. I think it's safe to say that most of my earlier hesitancy about all this is a thing of the past.

By the way, here's one pic. It's kind of blurry...

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Ricky stinky L245

by Anonymousreply 24608/08/2015

Sorry, let me try again...

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Yeah OP/R245, the pic's not working.

I'm glad you had great time!

by Anonymousreply 24808/08/2015

Ok, R247, that one works. Hot cock!

by Anonymousreply 24908/08/2015

Hey, thanks for the update and pic, OP. Glad it's working out for you guys. You done good!

by Anonymousreply 25008/08/2015

Cousins should do it

by Anonymousreply 25108/08/2015

My older cousin is straight and married but there was a time when I had a secret crush on him. He once stroked the underside of my foot while we were watching TV. It sparked many fevered teenage fantasies.

by Anonymousreply 25208/08/2015

Great pic OP. Yum!

[quote]My older cousin is straight and married but there was a time when I had a secret crush on him. He once stroked the underside of my foot while we were watching TV.

That is hot.

by Anonymousreply 25308/08/2015

R238 here. I still can't believe how this thread has gone from "I think my cousin is cute" to this...

Thanks for the update OP! How did it all come about this time, did he make the first move?

by Anonymousreply 25408/08/2015

More cock shots opee! And next time go all the waaaaaaaaaaay!

by Anonymousreply 25508/08/2015

Yes, OP. Tell us every teeny tiny detail about how it came about this time.

I want to have a nice slow wank to it.

by Anonymousreply 25608/09/2015

Yum ! I will gladly admit I called that one wrong ! Not huge,but a nice tasty morsel none the less. Did he come fast,OP ?

by Anonymousreply 25708/09/2015

I would love a long, detailed description of the entire scene to jack hard to. With poppers.

by Anonymousreply 25808/09/2015

Ok, it went something like this. When he got here, he came in and plopped down on his usual spot on my couch. About a good hour or so passed and not a word was said about what transpired the last time he was here, but I still had butterflies the entire time nonetheless. We'd been talking about everything and nothing, and then there was one of those awkward silences. He then looked at me and said, "What's up?" I smiled (like a dork) and said "What do you mean?" He then said something along he lines of "Don't tell me you forgot." After that it was on. He was wearing tan cargo pants this time, and he took them and his boxers off while leaving his shirt on. I walked on my knees over to him and put my hands on his thighs, not saying anything but just looking at his cock, which was beginning to swell.

Like I said, he'd been smoking weed beforehand, so he smelled like a mixture of weed and whatever kind of cologne he was wearing (Curve, I think). I think I said "Can I?" or something. I just remember him nodding and me diving into his ballsack. They were minimally hairy and he was still well-groomed just like last time. They were warm and somewhat salty. By the time I ran my tongue up the underside of his shaft he was fully hard. I went down on him for a good five minutes before he took off his shirt. He stood and stepped out of his pants, tugging his cock, and it was about then that I asked if I could photograph him. He was apprehensive at first, but then agreed as long as I didn't show his face. He walked over to my computer desk and sat in the chair, buck naked except for socks, and continued to stroke off while I snapped a good three or four photos. I then stripped naked and went to town on his cock, stroking him without the slight reserve that I'd had the last time. I kissed his thighs and ran my other hand over his torso and chest while I beat him off. He was moaning without abandon, and I had to shush him because I wasn't sure if my neighbors were home and listening. I didn't need lube or spit either because his precum was enough. It didnt take long for him to get off once I really starting working him--maybe a good twenty minutes because I kept edging him. He grabbed my wrist and made me slow down when he was about to come, and when he finally let go, it shot all over his stomach and the rest dripped to his thighs and on my hand. I used my t-shirt to wipe it up and then told him it was my turn.

He asked me if I wanted to get up in the chair and I said that I'd rather lay on the floor, which is what I did. He laid down beside me with one thigh lazily draped over my right leg, and the sound of him still trying to catch his breath made me hard as a rock. He played with my balls and the head of my dick before he began to jerk me off, and he was rougher this time around which I didn't mind at all. He alternated between normal stroking and the underhanded technique that he's using on himself in the pic that I posted, which felt so good that I thought I would explode, which, of course, I did, about fifteen minutes in. I hadn't jerked off since our last encounter a week ago, so you can imagine how stored-up I was.

Afterwards, we laid on the floor for a while before hopping up to clean up in the bathroom (I let him go first). We then went out for food and drinks, came back and got drunk (him off Blue Moon and me off of Chardonnay). All in all, it was a blast.

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Haha OP, I was about to post "Where's the update?" when I saw your very *ahem* detailed account. OP... thanks for the details

Awesome... just awesome.

*shakes head*

You did well... yet again!!

by Anonymousreply 26008/09/2015

Thanks, OP! That was hot!

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by Anonymousreply 26208/09/2015

Where are the naked shots??

by Anonymousreply 26308/09/2015

Here's one

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Was the experience and orgasm more intense because he is related? Was there any verbal? Socked feet are hot. Ever fanfasize about other relatives? I wanf to hear so much more.

by Anonymousreply 26608/10/2015

Where are all the EST trolls? This feels so weird, like an alternate universe----not the DL I've come to know and love.

by Anonymousreply 26708/10/2015

[quote]Was the experience and orgasm more intense because he is related? Was there any verbal? Socked feet are hot. Ever fanfasize about other relatives? I wanf to hear so much more.

It wasn't more intense because of that, but it was powerful nonetheless. There wasn't much verbalizing other than some moaning and the occasional curse word. He's the only relative I've ever been attracted to. O

by Anonymousreply 26808/10/2015

Anyone else have any attraction, fantasies, or experience CDs like this with a relative? Spill the details.

by Anonymousreply 26908/10/2015

R269, dude, don't try to turn this into an incest thread.

by Anonymousreply 27008/10/2015


Oh, dear. Someone was whacking off with one paw, while typing with the other.

by Anonymousreply 27108/10/2015

I tried R267. Way upthread. This would never have got past the old crowd.

by Anonymousreply 27208/10/2015

Constant EST accusing is boring. Not saying I haven't done it couple of times myself in threads that felt too much like creative class assignments. Yes this thread could easily be EST as well but it's real enough to be believable. And when a thread manages to get dicks hard you know it's all right.

by Anonymousreply 27308/10/2015

*Shows R267 and R272 the exit*

Now that the fun police has gone... let's continue!

by Anonymousreply 27408/10/2015

[quote]Where are all the EST trolls? This feels so weird, like an alternate universe----not the DL I've come to know and love.

Oh, just shut the fuck up. Many of us happen to enjoy hearing about the OP's sexual adventures with his hot cousin in real time, and we don't need people like you and R272 in here fucking it all up. GTFO and stay out.

by Anonymousreply 27508/10/2015

I am truly on the fence about this thread. I have swung both ways multiple times along the way. Whether this is EST or penthouse forum for the incest crowd, my hat is off to OP!

You have done a wonderful job feeding the beast

by Anonymousreply 27608/10/2015

Believe me guys, this is all true. It's a bit unreal to me too, because I never expected any of it to happen, much less my having the guts to go through with it, but it's been going down for the past couple of weekends, ha! I'm excited to see where it all goes.

Here's a pic of him from behind when we had gone out to get drinks...

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Are you using a moto razor?

by Anonymousreply 27808/10/2015

Nope, an iPhone.

by Anonymousreply 27908/10/2015

What happens at next Thanksgiving? or Christmas? Are you going to suck him off in the bathroom while your aunt and uncle are in the dining room eating? I'm genuinely curious how you are going to handle the awkwardness at future family gatherings.

by Anonymousreply 28008/10/2015

Clean your lens you daft cunt.

by Anonymousreply 28108/10/2015

R280, I'm closer to my mom's side of the family, so family gatherings to the extent that you're talking about really aren't an issue. There may be an occasional gathering here or there, but I don't know how I'll feel about it. It may actually be thrilling.

by Anonymousreply 28208/10/2015

Nicely documented, OP! Your primary research into gay cousin relations is cutting edge. You've als set a new bar for for DL reportage. Keep up the, er, field work.

by Anonymousreply 28308/10/2015

I was having sex last night with my partner - and I actually thought about this thread. I got especially horned-up and had a great orgasm! Thanks, OP!

by Anonymousreply 28408/10/2015

Anal next op?

by Anonymousreply 28508/10/2015

Thanks guys! As for the anal...we'll see...?

by Anonymousreply 28608/10/2015

Handjobs and oral are hotter than anal.

by Anonymousreply 28708/10/2015

R287 Shut up nancy.

by Anonymousreply 28808/11/2015

Keep it simple, OP. If he leans toward straight, then handjobs and blowjobs are one thing. Anal can send him running. If he's into that, he'll eventually let you know.

by Anonymousreply 28908/11/2015

If all he has had before is women, blow his mind away with a rim job. Most women don't even realize that men have taints and asses...

by Anonymousreply 29008/11/2015

Good idea R290. I was considering last time asking him if he minded if I fingered him, but never brought it up.

by Anonymousreply 29108/11/2015

If you both have a good head on your shoulders, family gatherings should not be a problem. I had sex with my male cousin when we were teens- we went as far as his trying to fuck me. Now he's married with children and we have a great relationship. It can be like any relationship two people who previously had sex can have. I love his wife and children and would never dream of making any moves now.

We're both in our fifties now.

by Anonymousreply 29208/11/2015

Does he have a nice anus?

by Anonymousreply 29308/11/2015

[quote]Good idea [R290]. I was considering last time asking him if he minded if I fingered him, but never brought it up.

Actually, you could take a moistened finger and start rubbing it slowly up and down on his taint while blowing him. Look up at him for feedback. If he's digging the sensations, expect him to moan, and/or open his legs wider, and/or shift downward to give you better access. If any of those things happen, then let your finger linger at the taint and start rubbing in circles. Then, slowly go further south--preparing to stop in case he has second thoughts. If he lets you go that far, he will probably love it if you lightly rub your fingertip in circles on his rosebud.

That might be all he is ready for in one session. If you've gotten green lights from him during your blowjob and end up doing the circles on his hole, be satisfied with that...for now. If he's never played with his own ass, you have probably just blown his mind by giving him pleasurable sensations he didn't know were possible. Let him ponder that for a few days or weeks. If he liked it, you can be sure he will ask you to play with his ass again. On this subsequent session, see how he reacts to a wet fingertip flicking rapidly over his hole. If he moans in pleasure or encourages you in any way, then introduce him to the wonderful world of rimjobs.

Warning though: when successful, this gradual technique has been known to turn tops into bottoms! :-)

by Anonymousreply 29408/11/2015

OMG that is so hot R290. I will definitely be trying all of that. Something tells me he'd be game.

by Anonymousreply 29508/11/2015

He has any kids? Baby mamas?

by Anonymousreply 29608/12/2015

His ass will be dirty.

by Anonymousreply 29708/12/2015

I'm all for all we've done here OP but you should try to avoid pictures in which a full recognizable outfit ensemble/body type is clearly shown, even if it's from the back, and especially if it's without his permission (which may be OK in this case since he did allow for any pictures where his face doesn't show - still a recognizable outfit can end on some relative's email).

by Anonymousreply 29808/12/2015

R298 thinks more than 50 people come to DL.

by Anonymousreply 29908/12/2015

lol r299.

r298. OP's cuz clearly knows and is ok with OP taking pictures of his dick, so he must assume they could end up online somewhere. That's the risk you take when you have your privates photographed by a smart device. They might never be deleted and you never know where they might end up.

by Anonymousreply 30008/12/2015

wow... this thread is crazy... i never expected this turn of events. I guess, congrats?!

by Anonymousreply 30108/12/2015

I just read the entire thread and it sure hard me hard

by Anonymousreply 30208/12/2015

I'm moist as a snack cake!

by Anonymousreply 30308/12/2015

He doesn't have kids, R296.

Haha R297, why do you figure that?

by Anonymousreply 30408/12/2015

Why don't you jump into the shower before having sex and invite him in? You can soap him up, and casually clean that fuzzy hole.

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by Anonymousreply 30608/13/2015

No need to bump, R306. This thread has been moving along quite steadily.

We're just getting ready for this weekend's visit.

by Anonymousreply 30708/13/2015

I'm half expecting a FB inbox message or a text, ha!

by Anonymousreply 30808/13/2015

OP you are doing the lord's work with this thread. Thank you.

I don't even know what I find so hot about it or how real it is or what (and usually I like pale irish guys not blatinos)...but I came at least once.

by Anonymousreply 30908/13/2015

[quote]OP you are doing the lord's work with this thread.


by Anonymousreply 31008/13/2015

Gurrll, I would have to stop giving the cousin head if didn't fuck me GOOD this weekend. He is going to start texting you all the time wanting to get a nut real quick, and become angry and violent when you say no. Give head to dudes that are actually going to smash that ass!

What did he go to jail for?

by Anonymousreply 31108/13/2015

You are taking it at exactly the right pace, and whatever happens next will be the right thing.

by Anonymousreply 31208/13/2015

[quote]OP you are doing the lord's work with this thread.

Caution about drinking coffee while reading this thread! Thanks for the giggle, R309.

I agree with R312; OP is pacing himself masterfully.

by Anonymousreply 31308/13/2015

For those of you getting off on the incest, you need to visit the "what's the worst that could be written about your family?" thread. Uncles, brothers, uncles AND brothers, cousins, teachers, etc. All pretty sordid stuff.

Not my thing, but even then I got excited

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[quote]For those of you getting off on the incest

Fooling around with his dad's sister's grandson barely qualifies as incest - especially since it appears that they didn't grow up together and apparently weren't close. Oh, yeah - and since there's no breeding involved.

by Anonymousreply 31608/13/2015

Is breeding a prerequisite for incest?

by Anonymousreply 31708/13/2015

it's usually why it is so discouraged.

by Anonymousreply 31808/13/2015

I thought it was also discouraged so as not to jeopardize familial bonds as an inner circle of support and security in a hostile world. Sort of like the same reason why most know it's not wise to fuck coworkers and neighbors:

The old 'don't get your meat where you get your bread'

I guess every family has their own taboos

by Anonymousreply 31908/13/2015

Incest is taboo for obviously biological reasons, although royalty and upper classes are notoriously inbred. Aren't Queen Liz and Prince Philip cousins?

by Anonymousreply 32008/13/2015

I agree r316 - especially since I fooled around with my cousin in my youth. I should have said "incest spin" only because there are some in this thread who are obviously invested on and into the fact that the stars of this hot scene are relatives.

by Anonymousreply 32108/14/2015

Oops r321 was written by r314

by Anonymousreply 32208/14/2015

Just saw the movie Cuatro Lunas ("Four Moons") on Netflix. It's very good, and one of the stories deals with cousin experimentation ( though in this case, they are pre-pubescent kids and one ends up bullying the other).

The other adult stories feature a lot of hot frontal nudity - and all four are very romantic and uplifting.

by Anonymousreply 32308/14/2015

I'm invested in this thread more for the fact that he's with a supposedly straight guy, more than the fact that they are cousins

Am I the only one??

by Anonymousreply 32408/14/2015

No r234. The whole freshness of the seduction is hot and him being "straight" has a lot to do with it.

But different strokes (pun intended) for different folks. So some will be more turned on by the fact they're related, or he's an ex-con, or dark-skinned, or his full ass, big dick, etc etcetera

by Anonymousreply 32508/14/2015

OP, how attentive are to the cock you are blowing? I ask this because you should introduce him to the exciting world of being edged while getting a blowjob. If you've sucked a few cocks and paid even just a little attention, you should be able to tell quite easily when he's about to bust. The breaths get shorter, the moans become more clipped and staccato, if he has precum there will suddenly be more of it, if he doesn't precum that much you will suddenly taste it (slightly salty whereas before there was no real taste), the shaft becomes more engorged and harder, and all of the large muscle groups in his body will be tensed up tighter than a coiled spring. It is at this time that you remove your mouth, stop touching him (anywhere on his body), look up at his face (I love the eyelids popping open, and that quizzical look of confused shock and desperation. At this time, smile gently and say "not yet...let's enjoy this even more). This is important because you are showing him that you are totally aware that he was about to cum, but you decided to remind him (or show him for the first time) that [italic]you[/italic] are in control here, that you have the power, and that you have him by the short hairs--quite literally.

But don't be a prick about nice. Ask him if he wants another beer, or better yet, when you are sure he's no longer at the edge, ask him to tell you what he really likes about your technique while you start lightly massaging his toes (or his calves, etc.). Asking this lets him know that you really have his ultimate pleasure as your goal (this will excite him, knowing that his orgasm is delayed and not denied). This is also a great time to ask him about any fantasies he has but never tried before. Excitement, anticipation, arousal and not a little bit of desperation are his motivators now: he will more likely tell you things that he likes or divulge fantasies that he would have kept to himself at any other time. If he says he can't think of anything, say "No? You can't think of..." (begin licking the underside of his cock like a popsicle] "[italic]anything[/italic]?" His head will have tilted back in pleasure--wait until he looks back at you before proceeding. Wet your index finger..."Really? Because I can think of a few..." [start massaging his taint with that moistened finger, while taking just the head of his cock into your mouth.] I've had men gasp at this point. Remove your mouth and say "I can think of lots of ways to make you feel great." Now take him in your mouth...down to the root, while simultaneously moving that finger further south. Start blowing him with a fury while moving that finger ever so slowly to his puckered hole.

by Anonymousreply 32608/14/2015

He should be telling you by his body language (he'll like be moving his hips a lot more, he might hold your head and start to thrust) that he is totally into this with reckless abandon. At this point, you're on your own. I personally would have lube handy (somewhere you can get it without stopping the pace of things...perhaps a squeeze tube under the couch) and would see if Romeo would welcome just the first knuckle penetrating him (use LOTS of lube). After his spectacular orgasm (you might need protective goggles :-) ), and after his breathing comes back to normal, and you are both in the afterglow stage, allow him to praise you. He will probably do this on his own, telling you it was the best damn head he's ever received, etc. If he doesn't, try to sound like you sincerely don't know, and ask him what he thought.

Some miscellaneous closing thoughts. Most so-called "straight" married guys I've played around with have two fantasies: one they'll tell you about if you ask, and one which they probably won't tell you about. The first is being restrained. They absolutely thrill to the experience of being powerless (this is a great follow-up to edging as it is an extension of edgings trait: powerlessness). The second fantasy is to get fucked in the ass. Most will never talk about this verbally, but they will let you know by showing enthusiasm whenever you introduce ass play to your sessions.

by Anonymousreply 32708/14/2015

Wow. Dr Ruth has nothing on R326 & 7. Now your damn posts are giving me wood and I can't have a boner where I am rt now...

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by Anonymousreply 32908/14/2015

... or you can just blow him.

by Anonymousreply 33008/14/2015

Hey OP, nice job and nice recounting. r326 was too long and detailed; it seems you already know what you're doing.

I do think that he will be giving you oral before too long. If he is willing to handle your meat and jerk you off to a happy ending, it's not much of a leap for him to try it in his mouth.

Keep us posted...

by Anonymousreply 33108/14/2015

Lord's Work ... lol

When is

... the next MASS?

... the next prayer circle?

... the 2nd cumming (or 3rd, I guess)?

... the res-erection?

by Anonymousreply 33208/14/2015

Uh, yeah, R326/R327, can we keep it real? I don't recall OP asking for advice at that level of detail! These two are doing fine, and there's pleasure to be had in anticipation and taking things slow. But, hey, you have a knack for writing steamy scenes. Maybe there should be another thread for posting OP/Cuz fanfic.

by Anonymousreply 33308/14/2015

R326 should take up a career as an erotica novelist...I mean... seriously... I'd probably buy the book after the sample he gave us!

by Anonymousreply 33408/14/2015

Let's keep it real, and have OP provide the details as they occur

by Anonymousreply 33508/14/2015

R335, oh I agree, don't get me wrong. OP has not let us down so far.

by Anonymousreply 33608/14/2015

Guess who just called me.

by Anonymousreply 33708/14/2015

What did he say? When is your next date?

by Anonymousreply 33808/14/2015

He asked what I was doing. I told him that I just got in and he said he might swing by later. Of course I said sure, lol!

by Anonymousreply 33908/14/2015

OMG R326/R327. I hope he does come over now, because your posts have got me going.

by Anonymousreply 34008/14/2015

LOL R309!

[quote]What did he go to jail for?

Theft and I think he was involved in drugs. He's on the straight and narrow these days though (pardon the pun).

by Anonymousreply 34108/14/2015

Wow - good luck. I reread your very first post - and you were basically like 99% sure nothing would happen. Are you jerking it every day about this?

by Anonymousreply 34208/14/2015

oh ps - i was the "lords work" commenter... :)

I just have a lull in my sex life at the moment so - this thread fantastic.

by Anonymousreply 34308/14/2015

Your posts are great. All of your posts are. And yeah, when this all started off I had no clue about how far it would go, or that it would have gone anywhere period.

Here's another pic from the second visit...

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Whoops, here's the pic...

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Dammit. Third try...

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Love you, R343. ;*

by Anonymousreply 34708/14/2015

Is the pic at R346 from tonight?

by Anonymousreply 34808/14/2015

Try to get a photo of his socked feet. That really bones me up.

by Anonymousreply 34908/15/2015

R346 is from his second visit

by Anonymousreply 35008/15/2015

Did he swing by?

by Anonymousreply 35108/15/2015

@ r277 he appears to be "sagging" as in wearing his pants low, leaving some of his underwear exposed like many urban youths do...But at r346 his jeans look pretty snug. Does he go back and forth between styles?

by Anonymousreply 35208/15/2015

It's been eons around here since a thread this entertaining. Destined to be a classic.

by Anonymousreply 35308/15/2015

Cousins?? I knew it! This is the very slippery slope that I was talking about!

by Anonymousreply 35408/15/2015

So, did you finger him this time?

by Anonymousreply 35508/15/2015

Enquirin minds wants to know

by Anonymousreply 35608/15/2015

I always get worried when things go quiet

by Anonymousreply 35708/15/2015

They're fucking right now. Let OP be until tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 35808/15/2015

Ok fellas, I’m back. This is what happened. I hope I get it right because it was pretty much like a whirlwind.

He got here last night a little later than usual. Things went as normal--he came in, sat down in his usual spot and smoked a little herb (I even took a few hits, something I haven’t done in quite a while), and we chatted a bit. He even asked me how I feel about all this, and I told him that if he's cool with it then so am I.

Things happened pretty quickly from there, because before I knew it he was telling me to take my clothes off. I immediately did just that. His forcefulness made me feel a little more bold as well. He was amazed by how fast I got fully hard, and even though I tried to play it cool, I wanted to tell him that it’s because he fucking drives me crazy. Anyway, he was wearing jeans and a black tee shirt. He stripped naked faster than I did, and told me to lay on my back on the floor. I was half expecting him to fuck me, but he crawled over my body until his cock and balls were hanging in my face. My mind was racing, of course, and it was then that I realized that he wanted to 69. I was shocked because I somehow didn’t think that he’d be into giving a blowjob, or that he’d be any good at it, but let me say this--that boy is GOOD at giving head (at this point, I’m starting to believe that he was less than truthful about his only sexual outlet in prison being masturbation). He started by licking the head of my cock in a circular motion and before I knew it he’d plunged down on it about halfway. At the same time, I was tugging on his meat, and it didn’t take long before his dick had become a rock hard erection pointing right at my face. My mouth was watering at this point, of course, and I tilted my head upward and went to work. He was wearing sandalwood oil, and the smell of it filled my nose the entire time (I will never think of that scent the same way, LOL). His blowjob was sopping wet, which is the kind that I like. He would occasionally pull off and flick the head of my dick with his tongue while beating me off, which also drove me insane. It was so hot last night that it didn’t take either of us long to come, but I came before he did. He could probably tell that I was about to come because I couldn’t curb the noises I was making even with his dick stuffed down my throat. He stopped moving his hips and concentrated on sucking me to completion, but all the while his dick was still situated in my throat. He pulled off and frantically began to beat me off. I felt myself explode and thought I would pass out. After I came, he began to move his hips again and I continued to suck him. He teased me for a bit, taking it out and hovering it over my face, and then without warning he’d stuff it back in again. After the third or so time of him doing this, I grabbed his butt cheeks and forced him down on my face, which he totally wasn’t expecting by the sounds he was making. He was literally deep-dicking my face at this point. It wasn’t long before I could feel him trembling, and I knew that he was about to blow. He quickly pulled out and scooted on his knees until he was kneeling directly over my face with his nuts lightly touching my nose. I didn’t see it when he came, but I could feel it splashing all over my body. The weight of his body bared down on my face as he came, and I didn’t even care that I was nearly suffocating. When he was done, he got off my face and collapsed against the couch. It took me a minute to recover, but when I did, I sat up on my elbows and looked at my body, which was covered in come (I didn’t know where mine ended and his began).

He left this morning around 10 AM, but not before stepping out on my balcony to smoke another joint (boy is a total pothead, LOL). All in all, it was definitely more than I expected AND better. I took some pics of him earlier last night before we did the deed, which I’ll post here in a few minutes.

(By the way, he was mentioning something to me last night about a lollipop called Sex. Has anyone heard of it?)

by Anonymousreply 35908/15/2015

[quote]@ [R277] he appears to be "sagging" as in wearing his pants low, leaving some of his underwear exposed like many urban youths do...But at [R346] his jeans look pretty snug. Does he go back and forth between styles?

He tends to hike up his pants when he sits, do that could be it.

by Anonymousreply 36008/15/2015

First pic

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Yet another

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by Anonymousreply 36408/15/2015

Ha ha, OP, loving it! Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 36508/15/2015

Leg up (I think he was laughing)

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What's with the rolled hem OP?

by Anonymousreply 36708/15/2015

One more

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[quote]What's with the rolled hem OP?

Ha! Not sure how it got that way, but I wasn't like that when he got here.

by Anonymousreply 36908/15/2015

Thanks for the "blow-by-blow," OP (sorry, it had to be said, at least once). Yeah, we were getting the feeling your cuz had a bit more experience than just "Pam and her five sisters." Hawt stuff!

by Anonymousreply 37008/15/2015

This may be a lot to ask but it would please a lot of us I'm sure.

Could you post a body shot of yourself, OP? That way we could get the whole picture in our wank fantasies.

Nudity optional.

by Anonymousreply 37108/15/2015

Your a blowjob away from getting plugged,OP ! mazel Tov !

by Anonymousreply 37208/15/2015

This is so sick! It would be even sicker if either of you swallowed. Did you?

by Anonymousreply 37308/15/2015

R331 called it yesterday about cuz giving OP oral before too long

by Anonymousreply 37408/15/2015

OP, is this first time he stayed over? Where did you both sleep, and did anything else happen later on?

Glad to hear that he is comfortable with what's going on.

And as asked above, a discreet pic of you would be nice.

by Anonymousreply 37508/15/2015

OP does it yet again

Cudos to him... he didn't even have to make the first move either!

by Anonymousreply 37608/15/2015

OP already posted a pic of himself taken from behind earlier in this thread. I don't think there's need for him to post any more pics of himself since you never know who ends up reading this. OP, just keep things vague enough so no one can recognize either of you.

by Anonymousreply 37708/15/2015

That pic from behind was of the cousin

by Anonymousreply 37808/15/2015

R378, ahh you're absolutely correct. I got confused for some reason, thanks for correcting my mistake.

But I still advice OP to be careful with the pics. I love what he's told us and I love the pics but it only takes one wrong person to put two and two together and the mess is ready.

by Anonymousreply 37908/15/2015

That's right, R379, we don't want anyone doxing OP and his cuz.

by Anonymousreply 38008/15/2015

Yeah, I'd never divulge any specific info about either of us. Thanks for the comments guys. I'm still in amazement about these past few weeks.

by Anonymousreply 38108/15/2015

Don't forget your pic, too, op, or at least a description of yourself

by Anonymousreply 38208/15/2015

Don't post your pic, OP. You might destroy the fantasy.

I'd prefer to insert myself into the picture by imagining I'm you.

by Anonymousreply 38308/15/2015

Wow, that's quite the bulge on cuz in these latest pics.

by Anonymousreply 38408/15/2015

It certainly is a huge bulge. Was he boned up when you took the pics OP?

by Anonymousreply 38508/15/2015

I'm so glad I checked in on this thread tonight.

Off to wank! G'Night, boys!

by Anonymousreply 38608/16/2015

(((yawns)))Somebody wake me up for the good part of this movie, when the real fucking happens....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by Anonymousreply 38708/16/2015

He may have been getting there, R385.

by Anonymousreply 38808/16/2015

This really has been a wild ride to a happy ending. Once he sucked your cock the story has reached its peak, everything after is gravy and refinements. Good for you and him, OP. And thanks so much for including us.

by Anonymousreply 38908/16/2015

Ahhhh..I needed some inspiration for my morning wank. Thanks, cousin OP!

by Anonymousreply 39008/16/2015

Are you kidding, r389? This story doesn't reach its apogee until Blatino Cousin takes what is rightfully his -- OP's hungry mangina.

OP's last adventure made me hard too, although I lost focus at the very end because I started worrying about all the cum splashing onto OP's living room furniture.

by Anonymousreply 39108/16/2015

I look forward to a vivid description of his anus!

by Anonymousreply 39208/16/2015

In sorry, but this cousin doesn't seem very attractive to me. He looks fat, and is of indeterminate ethnicity. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 39308/16/2015

[quote]I started worrying about all the cum splashing onto OP's living room furniture.

OMG, the Carpet! What about the carpet!

by Anonymousreply 39408/16/2015

Its like we are identical twins,R391 . I too thought "She wont let people wear shoes on her rug but she has sex juices flying everywhere ?!? " ! Op NEEDS to get thoroughly and soundly fucked,his public demands it !

by Anonymousreply 39508/16/2015

I think R393 is gross.

by Anonymousreply 39608/16/2015

I've avoided this thread all of this time, but I keep seeing it pop up. So I ask my fellow it worth reading? Will there be tears?

by Anonymousreply 39708/16/2015

Best thread ever, R397.

However, who knows how it will end.

No tears yet - just an awful lot of cum in the carpet.

by Anonymousreply 39808/16/2015

[quote]This story doesn't reach its apogee until Blatino Cousin takes what is rightfully his -- OP's hungry mangina


by Anonymousreply 39908/16/2015

R13 Queen Victoria was my great great great grandmother. My great grandmother Ducky who was Queen VIctoria's granddaughter married Prince Ernie of Hess, her first cousin and Queen Victoria's grandson. It didn't work out too well. Prince Ernie loved interior design, music, the arts, and the stable boy. They got divorced and my great grandmother married her other first cousin, Cyril from the Romanov side of the family. This too was a mismatch. Poor great grandfather Cyril was never the same after the revolution and was afraid of bombs. In their old age my great gandmother's chief delight was sneaking up behind him and and going "BOOM" just to watch him jump. Sometimes, he would reward her with a little wet stain on the floor. She loved that, but the housemaid threatened to quit if she didn't stop it. I am, Sincerely Yours, George Hohenzollern Von Preussen (Romanov)

by Anonymousreply 40008/16/2015

It's funny how some of you are mentioning the carpet thing. I didn't even notice the hardened spots where the come had dried until the next day. Of course I cleaned it after he left.

by Anonymousreply 40108/16/2015

OP, thanks for spot-cleaning your carpet. Whew!

R393, OP thinks his cuz is hot, which is all that matters.

by Anonymousreply 40208/16/2015

R402, don't bother engage R393 in conversation. He's obviously both the body nazi and a real nazi.

by Anonymousreply 40308/16/2015

R401 Are you kidding OP? The carpet is an integral part of the story

by Anonymousreply 40408/16/2015

I am very fake happy for OP

by Anonymousreply 40508/17/2015

I just re-read this thread. Well done...!

by Anonymousreply 40608/17/2015

Thanks R406. I actually just chatted with him over the phone last night.

by Anonymousreply 40708/18/2015

What do you guys talk about?

by Anonymousreply 40808/18/2015

Yes, I'd love to know what the conversation is like.

by Anonymousreply 40908/18/2015

To tell you the truth, we didn't talk much about it. He mentioned how tired he is from his job and I told him that he could relax at my place whenever he wanted to and he chuckled and said "I know." There were several moments of dead silence but oddly enough, I didn't mind it.

by Anonymousreply 41008/19/2015

To what address shall we send the toaster?

by Anonymousreply 41108/19/2015

That conversation seems very natural, and the during the pauses you were both thinking about what has happened, and what will happen the next time he comes over.

by Anonymousreply 41208/19/2015

He could also be developing stronger feelings for you that he might not have experienced before with another male.

by Anonymousreply 41308/19/2015

As much as I'm enjoying this thread - please proceed carefully and smartly, OP. If he is as new to this as we seem to suspect, it would be very easy to scare him off. He might be viewing this as simply as some kind of mutual masturbation. If it starts to become more intense than that, then expect some push back - if not some fright & flight.

by Anonymousreply 41408/19/2015

I'd avoid any attempts at romance, kissing, or anal.

Take this and enjoy it for what it is--hot sexy fun with no strings.

Pushing it past that will ruin it and scare him off.

Most straight-ish guys I've played with are cool with a little jacky-jacky/sucky sucky...but the idea of anal will put them off. Despite what the porn and addicts will tell you. No kissing. No anal. And you'll have him as a playmate for a while.

by Anonymousreply 41508/19/2015

What R415 said.

by Anonymousreply 41608/19/2015

Weekend is coming, more magic moments ahead...

by Anonymousreply 41708/20/2015

OP can you line out his exact kinship with you (or did we do that already)?

Is he your father's brother's son (ideal - no female lineage in common so you can talk about your relatives openly), or what?

by Anonymousreply 41808/20/2015

It was described in a round about way, but I think the lover is his first cousin's son

by Anonymousreply 41908/20/2015

OP, please do us pervs a huge favor: get us a photo of his wet, cummy cock and chest after you do the dirty deed this weekend.

by Anonymousreply 42008/20/2015

They are first cousins, once removed. (The guy is the son of OP's first cousin)

by Anonymousreply 42108/20/2015

But as OP said at R17, they're both in their 30's.

by Anonymousreply 42208/20/2015

[quote]He could also be developing stronger feelings for you that he might not have experienced before with another male.

[quote]If he is as new to this as we seem to suspect

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[quote]OP can you line out his exact kinship with you (or did we do that already)?

R421 has it. He's my father's sister's grandson--my cousin's son.

by Anonymousreply 42408/21/2015

Is your cousin (whose son he is) male or female?

by Anonymousreply 42508/21/2015

Did you get today's telephone call yet?

by Anonymousreply 42608/21/2015

It's the weekend and we all know what that means.... any word from him yet?? :)

by Anonymousreply 42708/21/2015

R418/425 scares me.

by Anonymousreply 42808/21/2015

Awaiting your Saturday morning report, OP...

by Anonymousreply 42908/22/2015

OP, do you ever wonder what his motivation is, apart from the obvious?

by Anonymousreply 43008/22/2015

Ok guys, he didnt come this weekend but it was due to a mix-up. The last time he was here I told him that I'm going out of town for vacation soon, and he mistakenly thought that it was this weekend. He Facebooked me earlier asking how my trip is going, and I told him that I don't go out of town until the 9th. He said he completely forgot, and asked me where I'm watching the game tonight. I told him I've got tickets to see a comedy show tonight at 6 (I've had them for weeks now). He said cool, and then he said that he can't wait to hang out again--stylized "Cnt wait 2 hng out again." I responded "Me 2." There was a bit more back and forth after that. Pissed that it didnt work out this weekend, but there's always next weekend.

Here's another pic from his last visit...

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by Anonymousreply 43108/22/2015

R430, his motivation might be getting his rocks off in a taboo and secretive way, which is pretty much a big part of the thrill for me as well.

by Anonymousreply 43208/22/2015

That comedy show better have been good!!

by Anonymousreply 43308/22/2015

Why don't you ever go over to his place?

by Anonymousreply 43408/22/2015

[quote]he mistakenly thought that it was this weekend.

Lies. He just wanted to come by my place this weekend instead!

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Well, like I mentioned upthread, he recently split with his wife and doesn't really have a stable place of his own yet. I like him coming over here, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 43608/22/2015

Close, R435. He's hot!

by Anonymousreply 43708/22/2015

OP can we safely say he's gay?

by Anonymousreply 43808/22/2015

Who does he live with at the moment OP?

by Anonymousreply 43908/23/2015

R438, I don't know if he's gay, but he's definitely more than willing to fool around with another guy at this point.

R439, he's opcurrently with one of his buddies, but he told me he should be in his own place within the coming month.

By the way, the show was a blast last night, so I don't feel too bad about missing one of our weekends. Now, if the show had've sucked, I'd have been pissed!

by Anonymousreply 44008/23/2015

Bored now.

by Anonymousreply 44108/23/2015

[quote]Bored now.

Not me. This thread excites me even when there's no activity going on between the OP and his cousin. The anticipation alone is worth it. And the cousin is totally my type (thick and thuggish).

by Anonymousreply 44208/23/2015

It was inevitable that there would be a weekend that they wouldn't hook up. In fact, I'm glad the OP didn't feel the pressure to file a 'false report' just to satisfy the hungry hordes of us who are following this so closely. I eagerly await the next encounter - but will wait patiently to allow nature to take its course.

by Anonymousreply 44308/23/2015

OP - does your cousin know about your captive audience here on the DL? Or do you think he would freak out that you're sharing the blow-by-blow with the internet?

by Anonymousreply 44408/23/2015

He doesn't even know that DL exists. I don't think he'd care about my posting here, as long as I continue on with the same level of discretion.

by Anonymousreply 44508/24/2015

haha it might be funny to reveal - someday - that he's a veritable online celebrity. Maybe once this thread hits 10,000 views and has moved on to "I'm In Lust With My Cousin # 2 " for the next 600 replies ...

by Anonymousreply 44608/24/2015

Ha! I never really thought about it like that. Do these threads usually get to that many views?

by Anonymousreply 44708/24/2015

I thought the cousin knew about this thread. The fact he doesn't puts a bit of a cloud over this whole thing.

by Anonymousreply 44808/24/2015

Oh, Pshaw, R448.

No cloud, OP. Totally hot.

by Anonymousreply 44908/24/2015

Seriously, R448? You can't really believe that OP's "straightish" cuz would be okay with all this speculation about his sexuality.

We're here as a resource to OP. For his part, he's returning the favor, discreetly. Nobody's doxing anyone.

by Anonymousreply 45008/24/2015

Well R450 it has been presented that he posed for pictures of his bare cock. It is really a crazy leap from there to think he knew something was being done with those pics?

I am not trying to derail anything. I am just stating my feelings about this specific angle of the situation. If we are truly here to act as a resource for OP, then shouldn't we give honest reactions and point out when it's at least possible that a red light is being run?

by Anonymousreply 45108/24/2015

I think it's a real leap to think that taking pictures of his cock automatically means sharing them with an online forum. He probably is/was under the impression that OP would enjoy the pics for his own ... enjoyment ... later. That said, I don't feel there has been any betrayal or line-crossing on OP's part. Their identities are quite intact - and probably 80% of what comprises our idea of each 'character' involved is exactly that: our imaginative projection.

And while I believe that what we've read and seen here are true - it is also entirely plausible that the details and plot points could be total fiction and the photos, too, could even be selfies, or posed. No release forms necessary. No ones betraying anyone's confidence here.

by Anonymousreply 45208/24/2015

Fair enough R452. You might very well be correct. If OP is confident no betrayal is in play, then I will gladly let it go...

by Anonymousreply 45308/24/2015

Yay! And now that everyone has agreed... let the fun and games continue!

by Anonymousreply 45408/24/2015

I still wonder how true it is. I was tempted to do something like this (not on here) about my personal trainer... The slip up came when he said the pics were on an iphone and if you download them, you can tell they are definitely not from an iphone (based on the properties, which i doubt OP would have deliberately erased for some reason).

Anyway, I want to believe...

by Anonymousreply 45508/24/2015

R455, every pic I've posted is from my iPhone. I had to save them to a photo hosting site in order to post them here. I saved the cock pix to an adult hosting site because you can't put that kind of stuff on imgur and tinypic. Not making this up, folks.

by Anonymousreply 45608/24/2015

What program are you using to crop the pics & what format are you saving them in? that might be wiping the properties and lowering the resolution.

by Anonymousreply 45708/24/2015

I save them to my computer and then upload them to imgur. Imgur has a cropping feature.

by Anonymousreply 45808/24/2015

The less metadata your pics have the better it is. No one needs to know anything identifying about you.

by Anonymousreply 45908/24/2015

Ok I believe you - Imgur does erase the fact its on an iphone...or when it was taken (etc)

by Anonymousreply 46008/24/2015

[quote]No one needs to know anything identifying about you.

Speaking of which, tatts are identifying, so blur or crop out those fuckers, too.

by Anonymousreply 46108/24/2015

Any chance of a midweek meet-up?

by Anonymousreply 46208/25/2015

I wish.

by Anonymousreply 46308/25/2015

Great thread OP! Binge read the entire thing today.

Are you versatile? I hope you guys get to fuck each other soon ;)

by Anonymousreply 46408/25/2015

I'm sure OP will take one for the team!

by Anonymousreply 46508/25/2015

I think some you worry to much about the pics...this guy is 32, he's young and most guys these days with a nice body love to take headless nudes and put them online. Its pretty commonplace for guys to show off like that especially if they are packing like him

by Anonymousreply 46608/25/2015

I agree that a cum shot would be nice.

by Anonymousreply 46708/25/2015

[quote]Great thread OP! Binge read the entire thing today.

Thanks! I am verse, actually.

by Anonymousreply 46808/25/2015

We want a cum shot

by Anonymousreply 46908/25/2015

LOL, just pull out the ol' iPhone when he blows, eh?

by Anonymousreply 47008/26/2015

Nah, just leave it running for the whole session and edit later!

by Anonymousreply 47108/26/2015

two words: web cam

by Anonymousreply 47208/26/2015

He messaged me on FB a little while ago. He should be coming over tomorrow.

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by Anonymousreply 47408/27/2015

[quote]Thanks! I am verse, actually.

Bottom then huh?

by Anonymousreply 47508/27/2015

Just a friendly reminder about "straightish" guys and what R414 & R415 so eloquently warned about. Been there.

by Anonymousreply 47608/27/2015

Haha R474

by Anonymousreply 47708/27/2015

Sitting in my rocker, awaiting updates...

by Anonymousreply 47808/28/2015

I'm actually happy with the way things are now. Heck, I was happy with the hand jobs. I'd be fine if it never went any deeper (no pun intended) than the 69 from a couple of weeks ago.

by Anonymousreply 47908/28/2015

Once he's had your cock in his mouth, there's no turning back

by Anonymousreply 48008/28/2015

Hmm, this raises the question: is there any blood test (for consanguinity) before a samesex marriage license is granted? Or because no issue can spring forth, then male cousins really could marry another male cousin.

by Anonymousreply 48108/28/2015

Cousins of opposite sexes have always been able to get married, especially the once-removed kind.

by Anonymousreply 48208/28/2015

And before you say Eddie Murphy yes he made insane money but only as a comic actor. Unlike Carrey he wasn't able to branch out.

by Anonymousreply 48308/28/2015


That's dead plus thirty years in gay time!

by Anonymousreply 48408/28/2015

Uhm ... I think the last two replies are in a different thread.

OP - was he coming over last night (Friday) or tonight (Saturday) ?

by Anonymousreply 48508/29/2015

[quote] I'd be fine if it never went any deeper (no pun intended)

Stay flexible, OP, no pun intended. For some reason, your thread lends itself to puns. I've been making unfortunate ones since the beginning. Well, I hope he comes over. Oops, was that another pun? See, it's impossible to avoid.

by Anonymousreply 48608/29/2015

Weekend update, please...!

by Anonymousreply 48708/30/2015

Weekend update, please...!

by Anonymousreply 48808/30/2015

I hope OP is okay...

by Anonymousreply 48908/30/2015

Hopefully he's recovering from FINALLY getting smashed out by that D!!

by Anonymousreply 49008/30/2015

Toss us a bone(r)

by Anonymousreply 49108/31/2015

I'm getting worried. You never know how a straight-ish dude will react to a probing finger or a stolen kiss. Hope he didn't experience homosexual panic and cause OP serious injuries, or worse.

Or maybe OP left DL open on the computer and Cuz flew into a rage when he saw their escapades documented for all to see.

Or, maybe they're having a marathon - and are still going strong. I know when my longtime partner and I first started hooking up, we had a love making session that lasted a good 36 hours.

by Anonymousreply 49208/31/2015

Oh, please, unclutch the pearls. OP probably has a job, and has not had the time to write anything new.

by Anonymousreply 49308/31/2015

Hey guys. Sorry about the delay but it was a LONG, busy weekend. I want to hurry up and get this out while it's still fresh in my mind.

He came over on Friday and didn't end up leaving until the next morning. He came in and stretched out on the floor this time instead of the couch. At one point, he rolled over on his stomach and I managed to take some pics of his ass without him knowing (I'll post a pic). He eventually got up on the couch and we talked for a bit before he asked if he could take a shower. I was tempted to ask if I could join him, but I didn't (sounds funny but it seemed a bit too lovey-dovey-ish). When he got out, I gave him a pair of my track shorts to wear since he didn't want to get back into his jeans because he'd be lounging around for the rest of the night. My shorts were a bit too small for him and not only hugged his thighs but his crotch too (wish I'd gotten some pics of him in the shorts :(). By now, we're both way past any kind of pretension, so I wasn't surprised when he mentioned being horny as fuck and pulled his cock out from under the track shorts. He didn't pull it out per se, but he hiked the right leg up high on his thigh until about half of his cock was visible. I immediately went over to him, pulled them off (he was already shirtless) and started to deep-throat him. He was forcing my head down on it and calling me things that I haven't been called during a sexual encounter for quite some time, lol. I must've blown him for a good fifteen minutes before he was telling me to "Get up on this fuckin' couch." Demanding talk always turns me on, so I immediately did it. He actually blew me longer than I did him, and I could really tell he was into it. He wasn't in front of me but on the side of me on all fours. I was rubbing his back when suddenly several posts here in this thread suggesting I try playing around with his asshole came to my mind. I must've licked my finger about four or five times before finally having enough courage to try it. I lingered a bit on his ass cheeks, squeezing and massaging them before inching my finger down his crack (which, by this time, was slippery with sweat). He paused for a minute and I thought oh shit, I shouldn't be doing this, but then he continued to suck me, which I took as a green light. I hadn't even gotten my finger in halfway when he began to moan (my intentions were to circle the outside of his hole first, but I got carried away). After a few minutes he grabbed my hand and told me to stop. At first I took it as him not liking it, but when he said I was going to "make him nut too quick," I knew that he liked it a little too much.

by Anonymousreply 49408/31/2015


He told me to get up so that he could lay on his back, and when he was settled, he motioned for me to straddle him. I sat on him and he gripped me tightly and began to stroke me off with long, tight strokes. His skin was moist and warm against my ass, and I could feel his warm breath on my thighs. He was circling my piss hole with one finger while jerking me off with the other hand, and that alone made me blow way before I actually wanted to (it landed all over his chest and neck and he rubbed it in!). When I was able to gain my composure back, I went to work to get him off. I knelt on the floor and stuffed him into my mouth all the way down to the base, massaging his taint with my left hand. He reacted enthusiastically by yelling out several obscenities and by quickly raising and lowering his hips. I kept it up for a good five minutes and then his movements started to become shaky and erratic. I was giving him one hell of a blow job, but it was definitely the taint play that set him off. I didn't plan for it to happen, but he ended up shooting in my mouth. Yep, in my mouth. I didn't swallow (I'm a good boy) but he couldn't have cared less because he was screaming into the back cushion of the couch as I finished him off by squeezing his cock all the way up to the tip. After it was over, I tipped to the kitchen for some paper towels so that we could clean up (I promise, no cum got on anything in the kitchen, lol).

We ended up talking in the dark until the wee hours of the morning. He told me that he's cuckolded before (I was kind of shocked that he even knew what that word means), not with his ex-wife, but that he fucked a married woman while her husband watched. I just got off the phone with him not too long ago.

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by Anonymousreply 49608/31/2015

Awesome update OP!!! You never let us down...

by Anonymousreply 49708/31/2015

Why didn't you sit on that cock while you were straddling him ?!? Id have shoved that thing in and twirled like I was on a Sit and Spin ! I say next time you are nuzzling those nuts,slide your tounge out and swirl around that hot musky hole a few times. Im thinking itd be well received !

by Anonymousreply 49808/31/2015

Thanks for the thrilling recap, OP. You and Cuz never disappoint.

by Anonymousreply 49908/31/2015

I want to hear the obscenities!!

by Anonymousreply 50008/31/2015

[quote]My shorts were a bit too small for him and not only hugged his thighs but his crotch too (wish I'd gotten some pics of him in the shorts :(

I think my neighbors just heard my scream of disappointment. He sure knows how to tease you, and you us, OP.

by Anonymousreply 50108/31/2015

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 50209/01/2015

OP, What are the sleeping arrangements when he spends the night, is he crashing on the couch or sleeping with you, and if he is, is there anything else going on?

by Anonymousreply 50309/01/2015

I'm glad you guys found it thrilling. I did too, believe me!

The first time he slept over, we both ended up crashing on the floor. This time, he was on the couch and I was on the floor. We fell asleep talking into the middle of the night. Neither of us bothered to put our clothes back on this time.

by Anonymousreply 50409/01/2015

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 50509/01/2015

Gee, it's like I'm in 8th grade all over again: Here I am at work in the office, and as I get up to go to the copier, I have to hide my boner.

by Anonymousreply 50609/01/2015

Me too, R506! OP, I'm the one who encouraged you upthread to try moistening a finger and circling his pucker (and also encouraged taint play/exploration in a different reply). Congrats to you for having the courage to try pushing his boundaries, and congrats on his enthusiastic response! Mystic 8-Ball predicts a possible rimjob in the future!

by Anonymousreply 50709/01/2015

So what names did he call you? Sounds hot!

by Anonymousreply 50809/01/2015

[quote]He told me that he's cuckolded before (I was kind of shocked that he even knew what that word means), not with his ex-wife, but that he fucked a married woman while her husband watched.

Damn that's hot, he definitely seems like that type and he damn sure has the body to please. you should give him more credit for his lexicon though lol. I could not let this burn so slowly, my God. Im closer to his age and would've fucked him for sure by now or let him fuck me, and he would sleeping in my bed. But I guess Im a full blown whore lol

by Anonymousreply 50909/01/2015

We need a cock pic, stat

by Anonymousreply 51009/01/2015

Nice carpet!

by Anonymousreply 51109/01/2015

I just got out of a really shit-tay meeting at work where someone was called on the carpet, and now I'm looking at OP's carpet with Cuz's ass and neatly arranged shoes, and laughing at everyone's comments. Thanks for providing some much-needed levity.

by Anonymousreply 51209/01/2015

I just jizzed on MY carpet.

by Anonymousreply 51309/01/2015

fapping furiously!

by Anonymousreply 51409/02/2015

I wanna hear the obscenities and names he called you!

by Anonymousreply 51509/02/2015

Weekend's coming!

So will OP & Cuz!

by Anonymousreply 51609/03/2015

Thanks for the encouragement, R507! I had to throw caution to the wind and go for it.

[quote]Damn that's hot, he definitely seems like that type and he damn sure has the body to please.

Indeed, he does!

[quote]Nice carpet!


[quote]So what names did he call you? Sounds hot!

One thing he said was something along the lines of, "Take all of this meat" which was followed up by him calling me a "nasty, cock-hungry motherfucker." He said other things too.

As for the obscenities he screamed as I was getting him off, he yelled the word "fuck" a lot (he seems to love that word) and "oh, shit" as he was drawing nearer to climax. He even yelled "Please" at one point, which either meant that he wanted me to slow down with the taint play, or "please don't stop."

by Anonymousreply 51709/03/2015

Please be sure to provide a vivid description of his anus

by Anonymousreply 51809/03/2015


by Anonymousreply 51909/04/2015

TGIF redux

by Anonymousreply 52009/04/2015

Well, we can't expect them to hook up EVERY weekend - but I do hope for another update soon!

by Anonymousreply 52109/04/2015

They only missed one weekend since they started

by Anonymousreply 52209/04/2015

I was concerned about ass play, but OP's risk paid off. It's entirely possible that OP may be going where no man has gone before.

by Anonymousreply 52309/04/2015

Just found this thread tonight. Binge-read the whole thing, and I'm really getting into the accounts of the weekend meetings. It reminds me of how I would slowly move forward with my friend, when I was a teenager.... Wish I had a suitable straight friend to make a move on today (none of my cousins does it for me).

by Anonymousreply 52409/04/2015

Quick check in. He's supposed to be coming Ivey later tonight. I liked something in h

by Anonymousreply 52509/05/2015

Whoops, let me try this again. I liked something on his FB page and he instantly messaged me about what I was doing today. Told him I'm busy with errands (still am) but that he could come by later tonight. He said cool. I'm going out of town next week,, so I'm glad he's coming over again.

by Anonymousreply 52609/05/2015

Running errands for tonight's date, eh? Don't get that whipped cream and chocolate sauce on the carpet... It's much harder to get out, than the spunk was!

by Anonymousreply 52709/05/2015

Yes! Waiting with lube in hand for the update.

by Anonymousreply 52809/06/2015

Bet he loves the fact that you just sit around, frozen in amber, waiting for him to drop by at his convenience. Don't forget to buy him a roast beef sandwich while you're out doing your errands, OP.

by Anonymousreply 52909/06/2015

R529 is jealous.

by Anonymousreply 53009/06/2015

No, just wish OP would consider the fact that cuz is living his "real life" out in the open, probably dating women, while he keeps his side piece (OP) locked away, waiting and obsessing over him.....and NOT pursuing a real relationship of his own with a gay man.

by Anonymousreply 53109/06/2015

How do you know all that, r531?

You're projecting, like a salty jealous bridesmaid.

At least you have your cats to love you. Right?

by Anonymousreply 53209/06/2015

What R531 said is based on having seen this dynamic played out many times before...and I've seen the same. It happens with straight people too (like the mistress syndrome). It is pretty well established.

That being said: I don't know if OP is truly "pining" or not... but I doubt the two of them have the same kinds of feelings about the whole thing. Who knows what is in the cousin's mind. I doubt it's the same as OP. Fortunately, I think OP is pretty sensible & knows this is fairly limited.

Anyway, who cares - have fun while it lasts.

by Anonymousreply 53309/06/2015

OP seems to be leading his own real life, too -- didn't he choose a comedy show over his cousin one weekend?

by Anonymousreply 53409/06/2015

Yep. So, he's not really pining. We were probably pining more for an update!

by Anonymousreply 53509/06/2015

OP doesn't seem sprung at all. Hell, he hasn't even gotten penetrated yet!

I'd be interested to know if OP dates the same type of guy as his cousin.

by Anonymousreply 53609/06/2015

OP keeping things light and occasional may be a huge part of why Cuz can deal. As long as they're just "hanging out" a straightish guy can justify it in his mind.

by Anonymousreply 53709/06/2015

Straightish or bi? Or does bi = straightish

by Anonymousreply 53809/06/2015

Well it's quite obvious that if you get your dick hard for other men you're bi, even if you identify as straight.

by Anonymousreply 53909/06/2015

Or heteroflexible.

And it's more than just cuz getting a hardon, he is an active sucker in these events...

by Anonymousreply 54009/06/2015

[quote]That's not odd. My aunt is in her seventies and my first cousin, who is my hot cousin's mother, is in her fifties

There are all kind of age ranges in families. My oldest cousin is exactly 45 yrs older than my youngest cousin due to the span between the oldest and youngest children. The oldest son had children early and his youngest brother had his kids very late (in his early fifties).

Same side of the fam has a cousin love drama currently playing out. They are 1st cousins once removed, like OP and his fb . They didn't grow up together, didn't meet until they were 65 and nearly 50 yrs old, at a family reunion and obviously aren't going to have kids so it shouldn't matter but still some older family members are a bit skeeved. Personally I find the age different more of a hindrance, and the fact the younger female cousin used to be a nun and is still mega-religious (cool lady though) weirder than the cousin angle but whatever.

Sad thing is they can't get married in their own backwards midwest state so may go east to NY or MA to get hitched.

by Anonymousreply 54109/06/2015

I wonder what happened last night. We haven't heard anything. Didn't the cousin not show up? Did he spend the night, and then the whole day? Did he drag mud in and OP had to spend all night spot cleaning the tan carpet with club soda? -So many questions!

by Anonymousreply 54209/06/2015

Some of you really think this is the cousin's first man on man experience? Gurl please!

by Anonymousreply 54309/06/2015

R543 Nah, he was in prison. Still entertaining though. Gay man that's anal about his tan carpets, and ex-con cousin who's straight, but has a thing for penises. It's like a little episodes of a telenovella! I'm afraid the carpets are getting written out of the episodes though....

by Anonymousreply 54409/06/2015

The last photo posting included a shot of the cousin's jean-clad backside, which included a shot of the carpet.

we haven't heard the last of that rug yet...

by Anonymousreply 54509/06/2015

R545 you are right, so it was! How could I forget that? It is strange though, that the carpet hasn't got a bigger role than it does. - It is wall-to-wall after all. It would be nice to see it get into the action more often! And perhaps a shot of the carpets backside would be in order?

by Anonymousreply 54609/06/2015

[quote] Some of you really think this is the cousin's first man on man experience?

Not exactly, R543, but some of us have had straightish guys (guys who identify as straight) snap back like rubber bands after a little jacky-jacky/sucky sucky, as R415 put it, and we're calling for caution. Of course, it could be that Cuz is truly bisexual and cool with doing everything that would satisfy our verse OP.

by Anonymousreply 54709/06/2015

Ok, we're ready for our Monday morning quarterbacking...

by Anonymousreply 54809/07/2015

After we review the play-by-play, of course...!

by Anonymousreply 54909/07/2015

Well today is a holiday, so they may still be at it.

by Anonymousreply 55009/07/2015

Hey guys. Ok, so he came by late Saturday night and he just left a few hours ago(!). I haven't even gotten in the shower or cleaned up yet, but I will after I type this. It was quite an eventful weekend. A lot went down and I've been anxious to spill. I'll try to get everything right and in detailed order. Here goes.

He got here with beers in hand (I wasn't expecting it), and we started drinking right away. He was in jeans and a yellow T-shirt and was wearing sandalwood oil again (now a favorite of mine, lol). After a few drinks, he stepped outside on my balcony to smoke some weed and I joined him. It was around 10 at night and really quiet out, and I'm sure that if anyone was listening at his (very) colorful language during our conversation then they got an earful. He asked me if I wanted a hit and I told him sure (it was some strong shit and it made me cough). He finished it off in no time and we just stood and talked a while longer, resting our elbows on the railing. I found myself inching closer to him, and I didn't care that I was invading his personal space. He'd occasionally nudge my arm when emphasizing something, which was totally arousing me. I eventually told him that I was going back in, and he followed me. Between the booze and the weed, we were both feeling nice by this point. I think I plopped onto the couch right then, and watched as he started undoing his jeans. He stepped out of them and sat in my computer chair and I came up behind him and snuck a zoomed-in pic of him in his light blue boxers (my chair still smells like sandalwood, by the way). I also snuck a few more pics of him earlier in the night including an extreme crotch close-up as he lounged on the floor.

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Anyway, he started stroking his cock through the boxers and I thought oh shit, here it goes. When it was hard enough, he let it out through the slit in his underwear. He gave me a look like "Well...?" and in two seconds I was on my knees in front of him. The sandalwood was strong in my nostrils as I went down on him, and the smell of it was making me even hornier. I paused while he lifted his lower half to remove his boxers, taking the time to remove my sweatpants and underwear at the same time. I immediately went right back to blowing him. He spread those big, long legs and I continued to suck him off for at least a half hour (my knees are still sore, lol). I gave his balls some attention too, by the way. The whole time I'm thinking, should I let him fuck me? I knew that it'll be more than a week until we have another opportunity to get together again, so I figured why not? Question was, how would I approach it? When I was done, I stood and walked back over to the couch and laid face down on it. He got up from the chair, came over to me and told me to get up and bend over the couch. I thought he was going to fuck me right then and there, but when I felt my ass cheeks part and the wetness of his tongue, I knew what was going to happen. He ate my ass like a champ until I almost reached climax, and I couldn't believe that this boy was so good at it. Mine definitely wasn't the first ass he's eaten. I said something like "My turn" and he gave me a look of surprise. I laughed and said "What?" and he smiled and said "Nothing"and went back to the computer chair, scooting down in it with his legs wide. He told me to come here and I did, squatting down in front of him. He put both legs up and rested them on my shoulders and I had a full view of ass. His hole is tight and there's some hair, but he was clean which was all I cared about. The second I touched him with my tongue, he jerked and clamped his legs around my head. I pried them apart and continued on, and it wasn't long before he relaxed and began to enjoy it. He kept whispering "Fuckin' eat it" over and over, which I found funny but I was too worked up to laugh. I practically buried my face in his butt. My intentions were to eat him out until he came, but he put his legs down and told me to get up. I asked him why did he want me to stop, and he asked if I had any rubbers. I could not even believe it. I asked if he wanted to fuck, and he said "Yeah, don't you?" I said hell yeah and ran to my bathroom to get a condom. I'm out of lube, but I have a scented body oil product that feels a lot like it, so I grabbed that. When I came back, his shirt was off and he was now completely naked. I was stoked, and asked kind of abruptly if I could take a pic. He said yeah, but only if he could take one of me. I thought what the hell, and agreed (he'll probably use it as stroke material!), and we both took one pic of each other (the light wasn't great but I got most of his cock in the shot).

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After all that was done, he sat down on the couch and I tossed him the condom and took my shirt off. He stroked himself rock-hard again and I watched in awe. There was a moment when I thought about backing out of it, but then I just said fuck it. Once he had the condom on, I went over to him and poured some of the oil onto his cock and he worked it over the whole thing with his hand. I didn't allow what was about to happen to sink in much, I just bit my lip and went for it, kneeling down over his lap while facing him. My eyes were closed, but I could feel him aligning my hole with the tip of his cock. I sat down on it about halfway and let out a small scream that was muffled with my own hand. He asked if I was ok, and I nodded and sat the rest of the way down on it. There was a little pain because I'm not totally used to riding a dick (prefer doggie style), but the pain soon passed once I got into it. And I DID get into it. And so did he. I held him close to my chest and I don't think I let go even once until I came. I came a whole hell of a lot and it covered his chest and stomach. I continued to ride him until I could feel that he was about to come too, which I knew by the look on his face and by the way he kept saying "Oh shit" over and over again. I was so into it that I didn't even get off of him when he came. I kept riding him as he released his seed into the condom. I felt like a complete whore for about two seconds, but it was so good that I just didn't care. When it was over, I got off of him and he walked back to the bathroom. I'd never seen his full ass in motion while he walked, and its truly a sight to behold. I heard a flush and knew that he'd flushed the condom, and when he returned, he was cleaning himself with one of my hand towels. When he was done, he tossed it to me and I wiped my cock and my thighs and hole (nasty, I know!). He sat on the floor and cracked open another beer and glugged nearly the whole thing down. Fucking will make you thirsty, lol. I had one with him and we talked, butt naked and funky, for hours until the beer was gone and we were sleepy. I remember waking up at several intervals throughout the night and glancing over at his naked form splayed out on my floor. I'd turned the light off before we fell asleep, but I could still see him because the TV was on with the volume down. He was snoring too, softly not loudly.

by Anonymousreply 55309/07/2015

Shit, I think I could shoot a load right now without even touching myself!

by Anonymousreply 55409/07/2015


Late on Sunday morning, I got up and went to take a quick shower. He was still laying in a prone position with one leg hitched up--a perfect position for me to dive into his ass again, but I was good and somehow managed to control myself. By the time I was dressed, he was already up and out on the balcony smoking another joint (in his boxers and T shirt, not naked lol). I poked my head out and told him he's rapidly losing brain cells, and he laughed and said something like "The fuck I am." I went out and got breakfast, and when I got back we ate, watched a couple of movies (we both dozed off during the second one), and talked about the epic night before. He said he ate my ass like he eats pussy, and I agreed but was thinking yeah right, AND like you've eaten ass too! We didn't fuck again until around nightfall on Sunday. There was no penetration this time, but he got on top of me and we engaged in an epic round of frottage that was, believe it or not, even hotter than the actual fucking. He left a little after noon today. He told me to have a safe trip, and that he'll see me when I get back. I told him I'd call him later today. It was definitely a weekend I won't soon forget. It's still pretty surreal that we actually fucked. We've never kissed though, so I guess that's my new "line not to cross", lol.

By the way, he just FBd me a message saying "WYD?" I said I'm about to clean up and run to the store. He said "Cool." I'll call him when I get back.

I'll post some of the pics in a few.

by Anonymousreply 55509/07/2015

Crotch pic

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by Anonymousreply 55609/07/2015

Another crotch pic

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by Anonymousreply 55709/07/2015

So frottage was better than anal? Hmmm... Sorry mate, better luck next time!

by Anonymousreply 55809/07/2015

Crotch close-up

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by Anonymousreply 55909/07/2015

His boxers...

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by Anonymousreply 56009/07/2015

Nice going, OP. Thanks for reporting in. Cuz seems to know what he's doing, but doesn't want to admit it. Time to stock up on lube.

by Anonymousreply 56109/07/2015

Cock pic

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by Anonymousreply 56209/07/2015

[quote]So frottage was better than anal? Hmmm... Sorry mate, better luck next time!

Not better, just hotter. Feeling his weight bearing down on me was just unbelievably hot.

by Anonymousreply 56309/07/2015

Get me the smelling salts...

by Anonymousreply 56409/07/2015

R563 [quote] Not better, just hotter. Feeling his weight bearing down on me was just unbelievably hot.

I see. Then you should get him to fuck you slowly, while you lie on your stomach and he lies on top of you, his cock looks long enough to reach. Nice cock BTW, wish we could see all of it.

by Anonymousreply 56509/07/2015

So OP finally got the D! But the lube thing, come on gurl! I would've had enough lube and condoms for a small village if I knew we were headed this way.

And why is he always sitting on your floor when you have furniture?

by Anonymousreply 56609/07/2015

Oil destroys condoms, so oil in lieu of lube isn't safe sex (blow up a condom like a balloon and start rubbing it with oil, and see what happens.... I'll give you a hint... *BANG*). Get a good silicone based lube, it feels better than water based, and doesn't have to be reapplied nearly as often.

R566 He has to sit on the floor, because of... you know.... the carpet...

by Anonymousreply 56709/07/2015

[quote]And why is he always sitting on your floor when you have furniture?

Actually, in most of the photos I've posted of him he's sitting on my couch.

by Anonymousreply 56809/07/2015

Your butt babies will be retarts.

by Anonymousreply 56909/07/2015

Take a pic of his naked ass next time.

by Anonymousreply 57009/07/2015

For the love of God, PLEASE tell me, does the carpet match the drapes? I won't be able to come if not and I'm close goddammit!

by Anonymousreply 57109/07/2015

Well, I'm hard.

by Anonymousreply 57209/08/2015

Thank you for providing such vivid details of all the anal festivities

by Anonymousreply 57309/08/2015

Post the full naked pictures you took of each other OP!

by Anonymousreply 57409/08/2015

At last ! anal ! Play your cards right OP and you will have an enjoyable fuck buddy for years to come but DO NOT,I repeat,DO NOT fall in love ! Weve all been there,done that,and it never ends well.

by Anonymousreply 57509/08/2015

This thread disgusts me.

by Anonymousreply 57609/08/2015

bravo! more!

by Anonymousreply 57709/08/2015

[quote]Post the full naked pictures you took of each other OP!

Ha! No way!

[quote]DO NOT,I repeat,DO NOT fall in love ! Weve all been there,done that,and it never ends well.

Oh, it's nothing like that at all, but I have been having an obscene (no pun intended) amount of fun these past weekends.

by Anonymousreply 57809/08/2015

Screw W & W, we need a DL Hall of Fame.

I nominate this thread.

Bravo, OP!

by Anonymousreply 57909/08/2015

Imagine going through 575 replies just to say that the thread disgusts you! - I bet the wasp felt disgust from feeling lust.

On that note, we are nearly reaching 600 replies... isn't that the magic number before everything goes poof, and time for OP to begin a new thread with a link to it in here?

by Anonymousreply 58009/08/2015

Couldn't you post edited nude shots -- from the chest to the knees, say...?

The last nude, while appreciated, was cut off and there was no context or perspective...

by Anonymousreply 58109/08/2015

[quote]Ha! No way!

Oh, I thought you had taken publishable/unidentifiable body shots. :((

by Anonymousreply 58209/08/2015

Please encourage cousin to spend some of the marijuana money on a fresh pair of dungarees

by Anonymousreply 58309/08/2015

OP, I must say, you have a great attitude and sense of adventure. Those of us, like R575, with "straightish-guy" war stories will urge caution, but your instincts in the moment are brilliant. Thanks for keeping us in the loop.

by Anonymousreply 58409/08/2015

[quote]The last nude, while appreciated, was cut off and there was no context or perspective...

I really didnt get much more than that. The light was dim too. When I went to take the pic he was playing around and lifted his left leg.

Thanks R579 and R584!

by Anonymousreply 58509/08/2015

OP I know you're feeling GOOOD today gurl! .That big blatino dick can cure ailments you know.

by Anonymousreply 58609/08/2015

OP can you describe yourself a little? I can picture your cousin (well my version of your cousin) but you are a faceless blur :(

by Anonymousreply 58709/08/2015

That's OK, R587. Much of the allure of this thread is that we get to vicariously experience this thread through his lens. So, the less we know about OP's physique, the better.

OP = Everyman = me

by Anonymousreply 58809/09/2015

Hey guys. I'm currently out of town, but thought I'd drop in for a bit. R587, I have brown eyes, a broad chest and a nice butt from what I'm told lol. I like to work out znd it shows, but I'm not fanatical about it. I have a smile that I'm pleased with and black curly-ish hair.

by Anonymousreply 58909/09/2015

This never happened.

by Anonymousreply 59009/09/2015

I have seen PMBT on a few threads now but don't know or can't recall its meaning...

by Anonymousreply 59109/09/2015

PMBT = Primary Malignant Brain Tumor (might be the case here)


PMBT = Past My Bed Time

by Anonymousreply 59209/09/2015

OP, a grateful nation salutes you.

by Anonymousreply 59309/09/2015

And upward --

by Anonymousreply 59409/09/2015

R591, pmbt is yet another elderqueer who happened upon a joke it thought was funny and inserts said "joke" into every thread. Nobody else laughs, but pmbt's fat rolls jiggle while it giggles as it types.

by Anonymousreply 59509/09/2015


Aka: this never happened

Usually posted by a salty sceptic trying to derail a thread...

by Anonymousreply 59609/10/2015

Who cares, it's FUN! You're just jealous because you don't have a tan carpet.

by Anonymousreply 59709/10/2015

OMG someone better start the sequel thread. I propose "The Cum in the Carpet Chronicles: My Cousin, My Lover" as the title.

by Anonymousreply 59809/10/2015

Is the carpet Antron or Berber?

by Anonymousreply 59909/10/2015

The carpet needs a wig

by Anonymousreply 60009/10/2015

No, R599, that will attract too many trolls. I vote for keeping the same title, and adding "Part 2."

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