What is the Memorable thing you've read on Datalounge?

The trans

Foreskins

All the weird fetishes I had never heard of before coming here.

At least you all aren't "Furries."

"I'm In Love With My Father-in Law" ; still the best DL Elaborate Scenario Thread evah.

R3 What was so memorable about it?

Someone apologized once for being a cunt.

clare and her bread pudding

“Bitches Turn On Your TV”

"My friend is going on a vacation to NYC."

The Great DL Sous-Chef Solution!

I fingered Suzanne Somers in the waterfall of the Bellagio. Her husband liked my dress and dared me to go in. It was a pretty orange silk and I had only a thong underneath. I held up my heels and went in and Suzanne came laughing right in after. With no more prompting she started kissing me, her tongue was all over my lips and neck and a bit forcefully in my mouth. I was excited by her hunger and even more by her husband and the security men watching. Alan had his phone out and I held out my hand to say no. By then I was fingering up inside her wrap dress. (we had met earlier that evening after her show - we played baccarat) Suzanne was free with me, she is quite wrinkled but had beautiful breasts for a 75 year old? Not sure - this was 4 years ago. She was wet and warm, her nipples were hard, I was wet from the fountain with warmer juice starting to flow. Anyway it lead back to their room - I got a bit freaked out though they were a lot of fun and we only drank champagne. Alan has a very large cock and a tiny tan line. Soft he must be 8 inches. He only penetrated his wife that night, but I could have had more. So, later Alan flew me to Palm Springs and I guess they had a more prepared plan. We had a beautiful 3 days and nights. Alan did join in but Suzanne and I spent a lot of time alone together. She is a brilliant woman. Very pretty without makeup and so sensual. She sang a song with my name in it to me. Her body is not wonderful for 75 but she was so tanned, smooth and responsive. They did ask me to sign a non disclosure, but they was not forceful. I can't say more. Suzanne is a beautiful woman and loves the gays. A lot of them work for her. There is more to the story, but I must leave you in suspense.

There used to be a poster who claimed to have driven past the Diane Schuler (Wrong Way Minivan Mom) accident and seen Diane hopping around on her one good leg.

1. Bill Taylors sexual assault by a beloved Disney character

R4 is the 2015 bump troll.