When Stars Tried - And Failed - To Appear Straight

Taylor Swift, serial man-dater

Liberace- his entire life

Travolta groping Scarlett at the Oscars

When Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez "dated" for 2 minutes.

Rosie never pretended to be IN LOVE with Tom Cruise. She clearly said on her show many times that she had a crush on because he was a movie star just like some Queens here who would pee their pants if Beyonce walked into the room. They don't want to fuck her. She also joked she wanted him to mow her lawn and give her lemonade which is exactly what he did on her last show. Anyone with any intelligence knew what she meant and didn't think she was straight because of it.

When Hugh Jackman, Aaron Rodgers, and Jeremy Renner still have roomate/best friend/business partner still living with them at their ages.

Silly Op. How dare you!

Jeremy Renner staring at and then making a joke about Jennifer Lopez's cleavage.

Richard Simmons- since birth.

Lawrence Fishburn

Toothy's inappropriate "I love T&A" comments on that actor's forum show owns this thread. Still can't figure out what he was thinking when he did that. Wow.

Oh, hel-LO! I had no idea there would be paparazzi on my date with Teri Hatcher!

^ Didn't Teri out him later?

Yes R13, on one of the late night talk shows. She made it pretty clear he set it up for the paparazzi stumble on and was not a "date". As very public outings go it was right up there with Johnny Weir's dramatic "bitch please" sneer when discussing the supposed relationship between Evan Lysacek and Tanith Belbin (which has always made me wonder about Charlie White).

Cristiano Ronaldo having a baby with some random broad, and paying her off not to say anything.

Rhianna accidentally outed him. She was seen out with him at some point. She denied they were together, and said something along the lines of she has lots of gay friends.

Chris Evans and his dates with Lily Collins. Followed by rumors of his hooking up with Elizabeth Olsen, and man whoring it up at strip joints in his hometown. His PR is working overtime, bitches!

Victor Garber as Daddy Warbucks

'I like TITS and ASS."... Jake Gayllenhaal

Mentioning Elizabeth Olsen made me realize we don't see her with guys. And she pings. What do we think?

Michael Jackson kissing Lisa Marie at the VMAs

Kevin Spacey: "I love you, Dianne"

Tom Cruise's couch-jumping

Vin Diesel dating in Europe

The recent fiasco with Mrs. Jackman throwing Saint Angie under the bus with her clearly p*ssy loving 100% heterosexual "husband" sitting by her side. At this point, Deborra-Lee is just trolling.

R14, I heard Tanith likes the ladies. Ever heard that?

Dolly Parton. In life, generally.

Where'd you hear that R23? I follow skating and that is the first I've ever heard of that. She's engaged to marry that blond ice dancer Charlie White. I might question her taste in men though....

Agree, 24.

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I think this video is the winner. It's Bea Arthur and Rock Hudson lamenting the state of the world. Super gay.

Liza Minnelli, the marrier of gay men.

I hope the right clip shows up this time .

The first 3 1/2 seasons of "Ellen."

R19 Her PR person is desperately trying to get her name out there. Either that, or she enjoys playing beard.

She just broke up with her fiance a few months back. So far she has been linked to 3 different guys. Hiddleston, Renner, and now Evans. Renner has been the only one to deny the rumors. To appear totally straight, and because of his divorce.

Jeremy Renner? Girl, please

R34 Yeah, exactly my reaction. Renner and Evans fail at bearding.

Renner's trotting out a new beard. Some c level model type who did trump Miss Florida USA pageants. According to her musings on Twitter she loves guns and dislikes immigrants. Tacky as fuck.

George Clooney and Amal, or any of his past beard girlfriends.

Paul Atreides: "They tried and failed?"

Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam: "They tried and died."

Obama marrying a cunt who looks like a man.

BathHouse Barry had sex with Reggie Love and that Indian idiot on Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. And probably others.

Looks like the RNCC doesn't have an internet site block on Datalounge, R39

R40 Yeah, it's ridiculous to suspect that Obama could be gay. And straights are obsessed with politics.

Past and present cast of L&O SVU- Kelly Giddish Chris Meloni Stephanie March Mariska Raul Michelle Hurd Am I forgetting anyone?

Godammit!! I am a very close friend of Reggie from our school days and the man is NOT GAY!!!! Stop it please!!! And if President Obama is gay, he should trademark and bottle his magic elixir for gay men who wish to not only appear straight, but to literally radiate vibes which draw in females like bees to honey. (like maybe Jeremy Renner could use some.) If POTUS is gay I am Gertrude Stein.

What r5 said.

I've had crushes on the opposite sex...but it didn't mean I wanted to fuck them. I just really liked them and enjoyed saying so.

R42 Kelli Giddish got secretly married, and is currently knocked up. Guess she really is straight.

Rock Hudson's marriage to Phyllis Gates.

A few friends and I have been watching Republic of Doyle on Hulu (Allan Howco is hot). Victor Garber had a recurring role as a famous author with an inflated ego. The character is straight. In one episode Garber's character is talking about himself and says "I've bedded a queen." Three of us watching said at the same time "I bet you have."

I really like the actor who plays Kumar...I don't think of him as an idiot and if our President had sex with him, he's lucky.

Rosie was totally playing that Cruise thing for the fraus watching her show.

Tanith Belbin is NOT a lesbian. Amber Corwin is. She was one of Michelle Kwan's contemporaries. Katarina Witt is said to be bi.

Travolta, every breathing moment.

Angelina Jolie. Long time lesbian affair in the 90s. Now shes 100% straight? Not so much.

Russell Wilson...posts mushy romantic tweets about Ciara. He was busted for googling random phrases about beautiful women to compliment her.

Who is Russell rumored to be dating, male-wise?

r53, probably one of the guys in his posse

Rudolph Valentino and Pola Negri in The Stone Age.

Anyone with a brain knew when Rosie was acting a all stupid about Tom Cruise that A) she was a big old lesbiana and B) she was doing all that to distract her mouth breathing audience from all the lesbian rumours that were swirling around her at the time. It was ridiculous at the time and anyone with any sense saw right through it.

R43:

Obama is gay, and Michelle is a tranny.

Twice married, children by both wives Laurence Fishburne r10? I have never heard a whisper of gossip about him and he really doesn't ping to me.

(R10)I was working in the courthouse where his divorce was going on at the time in the 90s and my my friend who was the actual stenographer on his case. She said his wife was very good looking and obviously cared deeply for him but was divorcing him for I believe cheating and also there were allegations he had been physically abusive towards her.

when Lance Bass was in a relationship with Topanga from Boy meets World.

R54 Great photo.