What won't you wear - ever!

How do you workout without halfsocks and briefs? For that matter, how do you run without a hat?

Skinny jeans. I'm skinny, but they accentuate how short my legs are.

You can never have enough hats, gloves, and shoes.

Capri pants, sandals, caftan, earrings

black

Drag.

a dress

Dentures.

Clothes hung on wire hangers.

Manpris/clamdiggers

Espadrilles

I have a big pumpkin head so all hats and sunglasses look ridiculous on me. But I choose not to wear for style reasons: long coats like a belted raincoat or duster-style coat, bowties, loafers, overalls, braided belts, camoflage, turtlenecks, mock turtlenecks, cotton-poly blends, and I'm sure there's a ton more.

I won't wear flip flops unless I'm actually at the beach or pool. Wearing them on the street is an abomination.

Does location matter? I will never wear sweatpants outside of a gym.

Bib overalls. ::[italic]shudder[/italic]::

Rainbows.

Sportsball clothing of any kind; it's an insult to everyone.

So few adult men look good in:

turtlenecks pleated pants overalls baggy jeans plaid

I think men over 40 actually look better in well tailored trousers than in the lousy fitting blue jeans that most of them wear.

I will not wear Christmas sweaters or any article of clothing with an animal print on it, especially leopard. Tacky!

Bright red.

People think redheads look great in red, but for most of us, red makes us look ill.

White socks or white shoes. Bright white shoes get on my nerves for some reason.

Suspenders.

R20; you're referring to Rehab shoes.

A man over 35 wearing leather jacket, jeans, and white shoes?

30 day chip and wicked coffee breath.

Bumping for more fashion no no's.

OP's boxers.

Earrings

Caftans!

Anything polyester.

Yellow, orange, plaid/tartan, flouro , high-waisted trousers

All of the numerous summer loafers and slip-ons that have no arch support. imo they look good with shorts but they are hell-ish in a walking city like NYC.

Sequin mini skirt

Dress shoes without socks, looks incredibly tacky to me.

Short shorts, sandals, briefs, speedos, scarves, yellow

Fedora

A scarf indoors or outdoors when it isn't cold out.

A sweater tied over my shoulders.

Any clothing with a designer name/logo prominent.

I wear white ankle length socks, briefs and a baseball cap every day. I guess I break every gay fashion rule. I work with lots of Indian guys so flip flops at work are perfectly acceptable. However, I don't wear them with dress pants.

Luxury label sunglasses with a logo or name on them.

White sunglasses - nothing says douchebag more than a guy wearing them.

Wife beater.

puffer jacket (overcoat or car coat only)

white shoes

flip flops

synthetic fabrics

cologne

canvas shoes

leather clothing (most people look like fetishists in them)

Onesies

Thongs(flip flops) Corderoy Sandals Hot pants Singlets

chacha heels

tampons

briefs

Any clothes with fabric styled after army fatigue pattern. I also hated when they made 'Scrubs' style shirts for fashion.

I wouldn't be caught dead wearing black socks or boxers.

Spanx

briefs, speedos, suspenders, scarves, Gilligan Hats, skinny jeans

Polo/golf shirt and khakis. Shudder.

Tarzan Speedos

Bumpies

A hat. Give me potato head.

Skinny jeans. My thighs and calves are too muscular and hate that binding feeling skinny jeans give.

That new unfortunate trend of socks pulled up to the knee. I seen people wearing them when walking or running. Fugly.

Should be "see" not "seen."

Tank tops by themselves

Boat shoes

Anything that's NOT from Abercrombie, Hollister, Aero, A&E, or doesn't have the word cargo or sandal in it.

AE, I mean.

Some of you whores are picky.

Anything that makes my ass look bigger.

Prada

Tanktop on an airplane, when/if we ever start flying places again.

I wouldn't wear a tank top anywhere, r59. Why just not on an airplane? Are you one of those suit-to-fly guys?

I wouldn't wear a sportsball cap, or those wool things that are now called beanies. In fact, I wouldn't wear any kind of hat. If they're tight enough to stay on, they give me a headache. I hate gloves, too, and only wear them in the coldest weather.

Those of you who won't wear white shoes, are you referring to sneakers, i.e., no Stan Smiths?

A white dress at the Olympus Ball! This is 2020, dumplin'. 2020!

Some of you beetches are rigid af.

What I’ll never wear: baseball cap, clip-on tie, Ed Hardy, Under Armour, rubber, shirt/shorts set*, muscle shirt, Kelly green. That’s it. Most everything else is fair game.

*see pic

Crocs

Leather jacket

Pointy or squared toe shoes

Capris

Cargo pants

Dockers

Board shorts. Square cut trunks any day.

Dress/dark socks and shorts

Suspenders (and shorts)

A beret

Over-sized sunglasses

Clogs

Neckerchief

More than one ring

I'm early 40s, so I try to dress age appropriate. When I see other gays my age or older trying to "look young" they just end up looking ridiculous.

Shorts with the cuff rolled up, Skinny jeans/pants, etc.

Anything with a prominent logo. So tacky.

wigs

bolo ties

leather pants

acid wash jeans (may they never come back)

jodhpurs

leisure suits

fur coats

What do you guys wear if you don't wear briefs for underwear? Boxers are ridiculous and unsanitary. Boxer briefs are so 90's and rather uncomfortable, particularly in warm weather.

Briefs aren't just tighty whities anymore. I don't get it.

I don't find my boxers to be either ridiculous or unsanitary, r70. So fuck the living shit out of you. Using a stick to which your last pair of briefs is attached with glue and hot chili oil.

Please excuse Miss R71. Her boxers are firmly stuck in her butt crack.

R72 - while droplets of urine drop down his inner pant legs. And don't deny that happens. Boxers are gross and unsanitary.

Anything but sweatpants, at least until this stay-at-home order is lifted.

I'm with R74. I'm just worried none of work clothes will fit when I have to go back. It's been over a month when my company was told to stay home. I have to wear suits or really nice business casual in my profession. I'm afraid to try any thing on right now.

MAGA hat

Confederate flag shirt

A wedding ring. Unlikely at any rate.

Man capris

Condoms. Never in a million years.

I don't have many hard rules but I try to avoid dad jeans / anything with prominent logo / anything too 'of the moment' fashion-wise.

My bfs clothes. Boundaries. Respect.

Doesn't that person look fabulous in those overalls - - - said no one, EVER.

Plus fours. Spats. Monocle. Gangster pinstripes and fedoras.

Capris. Manpris. Clamdiggers. Other variants of the three-quarters length trouser. Stretchy clingy sausage casing jeans. Harem pants. Palazzo pants. Sweat pants beyond the house. Chandals.

No-show socks. Over-the-calf (and beyond) socks. Leather shoes without socks.

Message T-shirts. Funny T-shirts. Band or Mandarin collar shirts. Guayabera shirts. Muscle slut shirts.

Puffy coats. Nylon windbreakers. Khaki trench coats.

Nylon windbreakers?

R85: Admittedly, not much danger of even finding one, but I was momentarily caught in a Seinfeld fashion flashback. I did avoid adding Pirate Shirts.

Not even an "I like to cuss" t-shirt R84?

Haha, R87. How you tempt me.

r84, I hate puffy coats, too

Boxer briefs only. Briefs are so girly

R89 = George Costanza

all white shoes, crew socks or higher length with shorts (need micro socks), pleated pants that are so loose they make you look like you have a front butt, dickie turtleneck, cravats, mesh tops, preppie wear: topsiders, sweaters tied around the shoulders, madras plaid shorts, polo shirts with animal emblems; shorts that are longer than the knee, ridiculous golf wear, pink pants, white jeans, wrangler jeans, overalls.

Dress shoes & slacks with no socks. Men who dress like that should be shot on sight.

Clothes

Will bell bottoms ever come back? How odd they were.

Top hat

Cowboy boots

Cut-offs

Pastel socks

Fringe

Clogs