The most ridiculous fauxmances of all time

Has Baba Wawa ever had anything to say about 'Angels in America'?

More recently, Taylor Swift/Jake Gyllenhaal

Henry Cavill and that chick from the Big Bang Theory

Merv Griffin and Eva Gabor

Tom Cruise and anyone with a vagina.

Michelle and Marcus Bachman

Michael and Lisa.

Whoopi and Frank

The most ridiculous ones are those that lasted only a matter of weeks/days, because the public so obviously didn't buy it. Goldberg and Langella and Walters and Cohn at least managed to fool some people over an extended period of time.

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens

John Revolta and Lily Tomlin.

Ashford and Simpson

Baba Wawa and Robert Butler.

Tab Hunter and Natalie Wood

Rock Hudson and Marilyn Maxwell

Liberace and his mother

Sonja Henie and Liberace

RPattz and KStew

Hudson and Day

Blake Lively and Penn Badgley

Bradley Cooper and any female

The King and Queen of Beardmances are, respectively, Helen Hunt and Kevin Spacey.

Liza Minnelli and David Gest

Liza Minnelli and anyone

"The most ridiculous ones are those that lasted only a matter of weeks/days, because the public so obviously didn't buy it. "

How about us?

Bill and Hill

Tom Cruise and anyone.

Charles and Diana

Hepburn and Tracy

Malcom Forbes and Liz Taylor

Whitney Houston and Eddie Murphy, Jermain Jackson,Randall Cunningham

Hepburn and Tracy

Ina Garten and Jeffrey

Giada De Laurentis and whatever her "husbands" name is

Elizabeth Taylor and anyone she was ever married to.

Liz Taylor and Tony Geary.

Tay Tay Lautner and anyone with XX chromosome.

Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley

KStew and Holt. It lasted for about 5 minutes. The comment section of every post about them was filled with people stating she had a girlfriend. Not as laughable as Tomlin and Travolta, but that's a very high bar. Jackson and Prestly was down right creepy.

Heath Ledger and what's her name. I'm thinking she was his dealer.

Will Smith - Jada Pinkett

Alfred Lunt and Lynn Fontanne -

Danny Kaye and Sylvia Fine -

Leonard Bernstein and Felicia Montenegro

"Leonard Bernstein and Felicia Montenegro"

Montealegre. And when a couple is married for decades and has three children together, you cannot really call it a "fauxmance", no matter how gay the husband might be. Bernstein was simply "a gay man who got married"; he wanted his cake and eat it too.

[quote]Bernstein was simply "a gay man who got married"; he wanted his cake and eat it too.

If Archie Bunker were gay, he would have his cake and Edith too.

Cruise and everyone, obviously; but how notable that these days it's fauxmance to nomance. Even the $cienos now realise that what they've been selling, even special needs folk aren't buying. Headscratching time for Tom's people!

Also, Elton and Renata never quite seemed the start of a great dynasty.

Michael Jackson and Debbie Rowe - this "romance" was even more laughable than the one he has with Lisa Marie

Michael Jackson and Brooke Shields

George Michael and Brooke Shields

Barry Diller and Diane Von Furstenberg

Calvin Klein and Kelly Rector

People are confusing "fauxmances" with bearded/lavender marriages. Fauxmances are by their very nature short-term.

Was it Helena Christianson, R30?

Thinking of Tom Cruise and going back a million years...is Rebecca DeMorney(sp) a lesbian? I know she was married to Bruce Wagner but Bruce Wagner seems awfully gay, to me.

Aunt Harriet Cooper and the great Maestro Chandell.

Why is it that Barry Diller is the only part of the velvet mafia that refuses to come out? His mother must be dead by now.

Aaron Rodgers/Danica Patrick

Ryan Seacrest and Teri Hatcher

[quote] Why is it that Barry Diller is the only part of the velvet mafia that refuses to come out? His mother must be dead by now.

is he? Calvin Klein squires his male whores quite openly about town, and David Geffen makes no secret of his boytoys.

Special K and Kimme

r42, you're forgetting George Lucas and Steven Spielberg.

[quote]is Rebecca DeMorney(sp) a lesbian? I know she was married to Bruce Wagner but Bruce Wagner seems awfully gay, to me.

She was involved with (engaged, maybe?) Leonard Cohen for years. He was a notorious womanizer and not the type to play beard games. Maybe she was bi, but who knows.

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