Do you poop in front of your partner?

Fuck yea

No. And no.

No, some things are sacred.

Yes. In fact, I don't even use the toilet if he's there to clean it up.

If it was an emergency, yes. Otherwise I would wait until he got out of the bathroom.

Are there noise-canceling headsets in the shower?

No, but OP poops out at parties. And all day through he dreams of poop--poop, poop, he poops.

No, I wouldn't do it. However, I live in a condo, so if I really had to go, I would go to the condo clubhouse where there is a bathroom. And as long as he was in the shower, he probably wouldn't even know that I was gone.

This is just a scat troll, correct?

I poop

Then I scoop

No I do not. Unless he happens to be in the same fitting room that I am.

Street trade and hustlers will poop in front of you. They tend to crap with the door open. I think it comes from them being locked up, where toilets in holding tanks or jail cells (aka 'cubes') are right out in the open. So they are used to taking public shits.

And if you are talking to them while they are poo-ing they will hold up their end of the conversation, even while wiping.

Guys, it's just a kitty litter box. I just don't like being his partner surrogate.

I poop in front of "the Jim"

Why would there be just one bathroom? Are the others broken or being remodeled?

No.

Who is the Jim?

I poop only in front of your partner, I don't have one of my own.

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wtf, now the 2015 Bumper is a scat troll?

No, never. This is why we have a half bath.

Not once in our 40 years, I don't even pee in front him.

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Who has just one bathroom? Double income and one Bath? I would drive to the gym to avoid this scenario.

No. Not necessary.

I guess if it were 1850 and we lived in a cabin... but no.

I might in an emergency, warning them, and spraying immediately upon finishing. If they love you, they understand, and I wouldn't stop them doing it either. Holding it in for a lengthy period of time can be very painful.

There have been a few times where I was on the phone and they wouldn't shut up so I did it then as well. This is a health related issue so yes, there's nothing wrong with it under those circumstances.

No that's just too much information for me. My partner and I have farted in front of each other by accident but that's it.

The last time I pooped was in January.... 2020

No - nobody needs or wants to see that. Not even animals in a zoo.

Yuck

Isn't that what the second cat box is for?

What a ridiculous question (and answers)...

Gay men have too much self respect to do that, but most lesbians have no problem with it.

I must say, the scat troll IS imaginative. I also had no idea he was the bumper.

Secret scat thread.

Pee yes. Poo no.

I will never understand the need for people to share the bathroom at the same time. I was a real estate salesman for a while and the dual vanity in the master bath was a must have for some folks. I don't want to be in the bathroom when my husband is brushing, spitting, pissing, farting and shitting and I don't want him in the bathroom when I'm doing the same. He feels like I do.

God no. I've been with my partner for thirty years, and we've rarely even farted around each other (mostly when sleeping).

Hawt

R26 why not just hang up the phone?

OP Right in his fucking mouth.

Fuck Yeah!

If I had a partner, I'd insist we use different bathrooms. He gets his own, and I'd get my own... which shall be non-accessible to anyone but me.

I poop ON my partner.

I've farted in from of my partner many times because we are the type to find it funny, but I would die before I'd dump a smelly shit in front of him, and I'd gag if he did that to me.

We have a separate water closet for that function. Typical for old San Francisco flats. And for that, I’m glad.

No. That is why we are still married. Have to have some mystery.

[Quote]Why would there be just one bathroom? Are the others broken or being remodeled?

[Quote]Who has just one bathroom? Double income and one Bath?

Wow, the entitlement in this thread. 😂

How did I survive growing up in a house with four people and only one bathroom?

At music camp (yes, really), each cabin had one bathroom with a toilet and urinal. There was no lock on the door and no stalls. You just had to poop right there with everyone coming in and out. I learned to live with it, I guess I'm not very shy.