Which CEO would you like to suck-off?

None, but I would bend a few over their desks and fuck them raw.

Billionaire Bill Ackman. Hot to death.

Mark Zuckerberg

David Karp, Tumblr

Evan Spigel of SnapChat

Jeff Weiner (heh heh), LinkedIn.

You mean the "job creators". Our congress, the supreme court, our governors, our state and local elected officials and the voters are perpetually collectively sucking off all of them. Therefore my services are not needed.

Jamie Dimon. JP Morgan/Chase

I'd give a simultaneous nonsexual 'thank you' blowjob to 3 CEOs: U-Haul + Home Depot + Walking Cane Company.

Kevin Plank, Under Armour

Jack Dorsey, Twitter.

R2, I agree. Ackman could get it all night if he wanted to.

So are any of these guys gay?

Interesting.

I'm the CEO of a firm and President and CEO of another. And guys, including the straight ones, have actually let me know that is on the table for a quid pro quo.

No. And I don't like anyone bargaining that way. It's different with overtly pleasure-based or serendipitous or real-connection situations. But a pseudo-straight gym rat lawyer or 24-year-old married-with-twins staff accountant letting me know….

No.

Alex Gorsky of Johnson & Johnson has some executive daddy hotness happening.

R13, I don't want to suck Jack Dorsey's dick so he'll give me a job. I want to suck Jack Dorsey's dick because, well, it's attached to Jack Dorsey, and, well LOOK AT HIM. The only thing I want in return is for him to suck my dick. Or fuck me in the ass. Or to let me fuck him in the ass. Or eat his armpits. And so on.

It's cock pro quo. Not quid pro quo.

None. That power shit only works on Fraus. We are gay men - we are immune to that shit.

Power is very sexy on a man.

Very centered confidence can take a 3 or 4 and turn him into an 8, no doubt.

Matthew Shattock, Jim Beam

I met Jack Dorsey at a party. He showed up with a hipster and I really couldn't tell if the date was a man or woman. Seriously.

I felt like he was flirting with me a bit but I didnt' know if he dated men or women.

Elon Musk.

Thread closed.

I went to college with Bill Ackman--he was athletic then. Very straight, although he was (and apparently still is) so intensely competitive I cannot imagine he doesn't have women on the side to bone just to prove to himself what a stud he still is.

R16 = Calvin Klein trying to convince himself that a twink wants his old ass for any other reason.

Never heard of Bill Ackman, but that picture makes it easy to count every pore on his face.

Gregg Steinhafel - Target

Matthew McCauley - Gymboree

Frederic Oudéa - Societe Generale

Ben Rattray - Change.org

I know a few who should fuck off.

Silver daddies Jaime and Fernando Zóbel de Ayala.

R15, right. Good for you. I'm there with you. I just reflected on the curious way - to me as a gay man - that sex is used among men as well as women when a turn-on and attraction are not the motive, or at least the primary motive.

'nuff said.

Good luck with getting what you do deserve - and I mean that in the best way.

R13 = Tim Cook

Betty Crocker

ben rattray is gorgeous

R13 = President and CEO of "Get a Whiff of This"

He makes fragrant soaps and candles in the kitchen at his mother's house and sells at craft shows and street fairs.

He is also CEO of "Mostly Quilts" (His mother's Long Arm Quilting shop on eBay.)

The "staff accountant" is a strange, very pale guy who works at H&R Block, down at the local strip mall.

R31, you have no room to criticize anyone. You want to suck Jamie Dimon's dick.

Papa John!

And that one is obviously neither for a job (selling lousy pizza? No thanks) nor for politics (he's a staunch republican). The man is hot, period!

No, R33. Your taste is as bad in men as it may be good in pizza (I hate it, too). He doesn't deserve a blow job. He deserves a punch-in-the-face job, then a push out a 22nd story window. And if you would suck his cock, so do you.

ooo - under armor guy is hot... yum.

Ewwww to Papa John's guy with the bad plastic surgery.

Robert Iger of Disney. Although, he looks hot in some photos, schlubby in others.

Pappa Johns guy is gay right?

Totally agree, VOTN.

Travis Kalanick is the epitome of the rich, arrogant frat-boy tech pig who has ruined San Francisco, and his company Uber is proud of its Ayn Rand-style avarice and determination to win at any cost.

That said, he's sorta hot.

They are ALL sociopaths / psychopaths. No exceptions.

No CEO deserves sex. They are all scum.

R26, I'm related to the Zobel de Ayalas of Manila. I'm from the Zobel side of the family.

The person who said Gregg Steinhafel should be slapped.

He's ugly and fat, and a right wing asshole. And his family sells the ugliest fucking furniture ever made.

Mark Cuban

Another photo of Under Armour's Kevin Plank

Ooof at R46. Yummy!

Sergey Brin, co-founder of Google

Net worth: 28.6 billion

Which ones tip the most?

CEO of AirBNB

Jamie Dimon.

I would have said Elon Musk a year ago but for some reason, dude has been looking REAL rough this past year. Bad face job?

I always thought Steve Jobs was cute... but he was 1/2 Indian (he was adopted) so I'm not sure about the penis there. And, now he dead, gur. But, in his peak he was super cute...just like my pink / rhinestone iphone case.

Eric Migicovsky

I work as a, well, janitor in a high-rise building that is full of big shots, and I have lifted the goods out of the zipper of many, many trousers of thousand-dollar suits in my day. (It helps that I'm quite hot.)

I have to tell you that I'm not one eentsy teensy bit more powerful from the experience, evidenced by the fact that I'm still a cocksucking janitor.

yes, mark cuban. That other shark Robert has nice eyes, I wouldn't mind him either.

My friend served Cuban, he left a very good tip.

Christopher Bailey, CEO of Burberry

yannick nezet-seguin

does that count, he's gay for a plus

Peter Thiel, former CEO and co-founder of PayPal. He's also gay

Tomaso Trussardi

I don't find Tim Cook remotely attractive, but I wouldn't mind being his boyfriend or husband.

None.

Trussardi for the win.

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i would deposit some cream in elon musk's arsecheeks

I was at a big Ithaca College dinner some years ago where Bob Iger, who was guest speaker (he's an alum) told a "hilarious" gay joke about Barney Frank, so I'd be surprised if he'd be interested...

Another vote for Jack Dorsey.

theyre oldies

But goodies, well the Acker is