Seriously, they fucked after they had beans for dinner? I saw no evidence that either of them douched their asses first.
I find the buttfucking scene from Brokeback Mountain unconvincing
|by Anonymous||reply 87||November 11, 2014 11:54 PM|
You're kidding, right?
If not I never understood this line of thought. They're cowboys camping in the rough, not as prissy as modern gays. The one criticism that makes some sense to me is Ledger gets it in with only a little spit... but if I recall the scene makes it out to be pretty painful and not at all easy.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||November 9, 2014 2:11 PM|
I loved the scene that showed them wildly kissing after they hadn't seen each other for a year. They were outside Ennis apartment and just throwing themselves at each other. So hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||November 9, 2014 2:34 PM|
Ennis should have slapped jack around more
|by Anonymous||reply 3||November 9, 2014 2:35 PM|
Oooh, when we finish this timely discussion about BBM, can we talk about FOLLIES?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||November 9, 2014 2:44 PM|
Re post: O M G LOL
|by Anonymous||reply 5||November 9, 2014 3:00 PM|
Maybe they were into chili-dogging.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||November 9, 2014 3:04 PM|
R3 = Jian Ghomeshi
|by Anonymous||reply 7||November 9, 2014 3:08 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||November 9, 2014 3:08 PM|
Actually, yes, in the original Annie Proulx story, Jack had brought a twelve-pack of Summer's Eve and a couple of gallons of Clorox with him up the mountain, and excused himself to douche and shave / bleach his hole before the fucked.
I guess they cut that scene so the movie wouldn't be too long.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||November 9, 2014 3:12 PM|
Unless Jake had IBS, normal eating to pooping takes from 30 to 48 hours, so.....no bean shit problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||November 9, 2014 3:15 PM|
whoa R10 that's some pretty SLoooOW digestive tract you've got there.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||November 9, 2014 3:18 PM|
Should have been called "Bareback Mountain"
|by Anonymous||reply 12||November 9, 2014 3:18 PM|
So original, r12!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||November 9, 2014 3:36 PM|
What gay movie or TV show actually shows the bottom getting ready? Not Queer As Folk, not Looking - guys have sex without douching first all the time and they never brought up the dirt issue.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||November 9, 2014 3:42 PM|
r11 au contraire mon frere.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||November 9, 2014 3:46 PM|
Who are all of these demented virgins who think you have to douche to have anal sex? Some of you need to live in the real world and actually have sex, I guess.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||November 9, 2014 3:51 PM|
It's the influence of porn R16 Same reason shaved pubes and bleached asses have become so popular
|by Anonymous||reply 17||November 9, 2014 4:01 PM|
We can only accept these points:
Heath has a really small penis
Jake had a stretched out hole
Otherwise, that scene would have Jake screaming like a heifer in childbirth.
At least the position was convincing, unlike other movies who have the top man fucking like he's fucking a woman. (No dear the asshole is a little further down).
|by Anonymous||reply 18||November 9, 2014 4:04 PM|
Anybody who complains about a little shit is an idiot. It's sex - it's hot and spontaneous. Also, it's the ass - guess what comes out. You can go on and on about douching all day long but things are what they are - it's not like vaginas are that great after they all pounded up either, queefing with gum oozing out.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||November 9, 2014 4:28 PM|
r19 I'm a powerbottom and I can tell you at least 90% of tops get super pissed at the sight of shit, like ready-to-kick-you-out pissed... It is expected that a bottom should douche and do her tricks to come clean and prepared, like in a porn set...
|by Anonymous||reply 20||November 9, 2014 4:33 PM|
"Jake had a stretched out hole"
Which is why I called it 'Broken in Mountain'.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||November 9, 2014 4:41 PM|
R20, aren't you more likely to get HIV if you powerclean your hole?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||November 9, 2014 4:48 PM|
Power clean. Ouch
|by Anonymous||reply 23||November 9, 2014 4:52 PM|
Powerbottoms powerclean, n'est-ce pas?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||November 9, 2014 4:54 PM|
R10 is neglecting the indisputable fact that they had had beans every night, and probably for every meal, since they'd been in that camp.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||November 9, 2014 4:57 PM|
Beans must be a natural lubricant.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||November 9, 2014 4:59 PM|
Butt fucking doesn't sound very intimate. It's all so mechanical. Sounds more like an exercise to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||November 9, 2014 4:59 PM|
r22 No, bec I don't do bareback, so it wouldn't matter..
|by Anonymous||reply 28||November 9, 2014 10:13 PM|
Then his dick wouldn't touch your shit, anyway. This 21st century obsession with male douching is silly.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||November 10, 2014 2:12 AM|
At first, I thought the start of it was like a rape.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||November 10, 2014 2:17 AM|
[quote]Should have been called "Bareback Mountain"
Or Bareback Mountin'.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||November 10, 2014 2:17 AM|
[quote]Anybody who complains about a little shit is an idiot. It's sex - it's hot and spontaneous.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||November 10, 2014 2:25 AM|
No more beans.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||November 10, 2014 2:28 AM|
If you can't put up with a little shit, you have no business being gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||November 10, 2014 2:28 AM|
I went to Brokeback Mountain and got a broke backside from the mountin'
|by Anonymous||reply 35||November 10, 2014 2:33 AM|
It wasn't a porn scene, it was a couple of men who were in love and out in the woods.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||November 10, 2014 2:39 AM|
It was a BORING movie. And the "love" between them was totally unconvincing.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||November 10, 2014 2:45 AM|
The love between them was awkward. Convincingly awkward.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||November 10, 2014 2:47 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 39||November 10, 2014 2:49 AM|
Crash was the better movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||November 10, 2014 2:51 AM|
He fucked that hole!
And then they ate fried chicken.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||November 10, 2014 2:52 AM|
When i lost my virginity to a high school mate in a tent, we didn't use any lube, don't know how it worked, it wouldn't now.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||November 10, 2014 2:55 AM|
Crash sucked more than Ennis and Jack.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||November 10, 2014 2:57 AM|
But it was still better than Bumfuck Mountain.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||November 10, 2014 2:58 AM|
No, I preferred Brokeback over Crash.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||November 10, 2014 3:09 AM|
Buttfuck was such an uplifting story...Jake's character gets killed while changing a flat tire, just like every gay story ended those days. And Heath's character gets to love a shirt. I find it hard to think of a more HORRIBLE gay story. Annie Proulx should have stuck to writing about straights, for straights. Just the WORST gay story.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||November 10, 2014 3:14 AM|
Brokeback Mountain is the anti-Crash. It tells us all that we are the inhumane jerks who perpetuate homophobia, who keep the jean jacket in the closet.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||November 10, 2014 3:33 AM|
I like that, R47. I like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||November 10, 2014 3:36 AM|
BROKEBACK was so boring. And it was comical how the characters never aged. Sure, they'd put silly wigs on Anne Hathaway and a pornstache on Gyllenhaal, but they didn't have creases on their faces or anything. They looked like young people wearing old people Halloween costumes.
I've never seen CRASH, so I can't judge it.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||November 10, 2014 4:44 AM|
r49 Ledger aged well/appropriately in BBM, he was the only believable one. Take a closer look on your next viewing, you'll see what I mean.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||November 10, 2014 7:16 AM|
Clearly it wasn't the first time for either of them, but the people who made the movie wanted us to think it was.
Next time, have a gay advisor.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||November 10, 2014 7:23 AM|
Pardon me, B*R*onze Age Gay @ 50. Thanks ever so.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||November 10, 2014 9:30 AM|
"Crash was the better movie."
No, it wasn't. Most people agree that it was a total shock and travesty that the execrable Crash won the Oscar for Best Picture and not Brokeback Mountain. It was homophobia that prevented BB from winning. It lost a lot of votes simply because a lot of Academy members didn't want to give the best picture Oscar to a movie about two men in love.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||November 10, 2014 3:49 PM|
"No, it wasn't."
Yes, it was. Homophobia is what brought Brokeback into existence. Damn Annie Proulx to hell after being beaten to death with a tire iron. It is a story that should not have been told any longer by 2005. It's a homophobe's delight.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||November 10, 2014 3:54 PM|
There were Academy members who went on record saying they refused to even WATCH Brokeback.
R53 is right.
But back to buttsex and beans. Yeah it probably would have been a bit messy, but clearly Ennis came to like fucking Jack's ass so much - stink and all - that he made his wife take it up the ass as well. Also if they ate beans all the time, their GI tracts probably got more used to it. Think about it, Mexicans don't all have violent diarrhea all the time, right? So it could be the same for cowboys who ate beans.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||November 10, 2014 3:58 PM|
I WISH I had not watched Brokeback, R55. And I have no problem with being gay. Not a self-hater.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||November 10, 2014 4:02 PM|
There is nothing hotter than two men stinkin' up a tent without the bottom having to stop to clean his ass like a princess. It's real men fucking.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||November 10, 2014 4:05 PM|
Can anyone else see the resemblance of BBM to Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet"? The 2 main characters live in the same world, more or less; antagonistic families; both kept apart by forces beyond their control; 2 deaths at the end(one actual, the other a death of the "soul") Anyone?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||November 10, 2014 4:05 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 59||November 10, 2014 4:17 PM|
Crash sucked. It was basically a corny After School Special script with a bunch of popular celebrities thrown in.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||November 10, 2014 4:26 PM|
I am sure they would be considered "Fiber Queens" given all the beans that were consumed.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||November 10, 2014 4:53 PM|
"Yes, it was. Homophobia is what brought Brokeback into existence. Damn Annie Proulx to hell after being beaten to death with a tire iron. It is a story that should not have been told any longer by 2005. It's a homophobe's delight.
You're an idiot with the IQ of a tree.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||November 10, 2014 4:56 PM|
[quote]Crash sucked. It was basically a corny After School Special script with a bunch of popular celebrities thrown in.
I give it an F. If it had had any intellectual honesty, I could bump it up to a D-.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||November 10, 2014 4:57 PM|
That's it, R62. Why argue facts when you can call me names.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||November 10, 2014 5:01 PM|
What the hell is a "powerbottom?" Sounds like a vacuum cleaner attachment, for chrissake. Who would describe himself that way? Good lord. How embarassing for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||November 10, 2014 5:11 PM|
Ugh. Queens who don't think this was "convincing" are silly, tasteless cunts, who probably thought that the live-birth abortion that was "Broken Hearts Club" was more realistic.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||November 10, 2014 5:20 PM|
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|by Anonymous||reply 67||November 10, 2014 5:34 PM|
R67 hits a new all-time low for DL by projecting his own self-loathing onto those of us who are merely concerned about dramatic verisimilitude. There is nothing homophobic about that.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||November 10, 2014 5:42 PM|
You are confusing being convinced with being approving.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||November 10, 2014 5:43 PM|
R68, I doubt you know what you're talking about.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||November 10, 2014 5:46 PM|
R70 only laughs whenever a laugh track tells him to.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||November 10, 2014 5:50 PM|
"Why argue facts when you can call me names."
You wouldn't know a fact if it bit you on your lumpy, pimply ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||November 10, 2014 5:57 PM|
Uh-oh. It's TransTroll, folks, whose only success in life is being a mean girl (of whatever gender).
|by Anonymous||reply 73||November 10, 2014 6:00 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 74||November 10, 2014 6:12 PM|
R71 is a sorry, vile bitch!
The sickening self loathing and homophobic homos are as bad as the freepers.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||November 10, 2014 6:18 PM|
R75 is also R67, in case you're curious.
It is not self-loathing or homophobic to question the veracity of a sex scene in a movie just because it's a gay sex scene. You want equality, don't you? With equality comes the same level of critical scrutiny a heterosexual sex scene gets.
You want to talk homophobic? How about some of the stars' post-hoc comments about filming the scene? And whom who was actually involved in the scene is actually gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 76||November 10, 2014 6:35 PM|
Oh please. It's called "poetic license." Have you ever seen a straight flick where they finally get ready to fuck and the snatch says, "Sorry, stud. Aunt Flo's in town." --- cut to credits.
No. You haven't.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||November 10, 2014 11:23 PM|
Gagging @ the thought of anal without any preparation. So when you bump into shit what do you do?
|by Anonymous||reply 78||November 10, 2014 11:25 PM|
Seriously, for as many cans of beans they were eating out there, they should have been sitting by the campfire shooting methane bombs out of their asses.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||November 10, 2014 11:50 PM|
[quote]No. You haven't.
Because I don't care for movies that depict heterosexual sex explicitly unless they make it into a joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||November 10, 2014 11:55 PM|
I don't think they had any Kleenex to clean the poop off his wiener.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||November 11, 2014 12:05 AM|
"I don't think they had any Kleenex to clean the poop off his wiener."
Why do you think the next scene was them running naked and jumping in the water?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||November 11, 2014 12:23 AM|
What did Ang Lee know about men sex? He directed this whole picture like they were geisha girls. The film should be called M. Brokeback Butterly.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||November 11, 2014 12:51 AM|
Beans or not all I know is my pole got all twitchy at the thought of porking Jakey G! Still does.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||November 11, 2014 1:12 AM|
Anus anus anus!
|by Anonymous||reply 85||November 11, 2014 1:18 AM|
Ennis fucked a different hole. Think of the wound-fucking in Crash by JG Ballard. As a teen ranch hand, Jack had an accident with a violent stallion that gave him a deep, fleshy gash in the ass. A bad stitch job followed. The wound healed, more or less. This hole took Ennis. No lube.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||November 11, 2014 1:31 AM|
Wait, so now it makes you more of a man to not mind shit on your dick?
|by Anonymous||reply 87||November 11, 2014 11:54 PM|