Top 5 Hottest World Cup Players

You certainly have a type OP.

OP has tastes that are very different than mine. I don't find any of those dudes attractive. I am only attracted to more muscular, manlier, beefcake types, such as Givanildo Vieira de Souza.

Please have Mr. Vieira de Souza bathed and delivered to my tent.

It's COLOMBIA, not Columbia. And people wonder why Americans have a reputation for being stupid..

OP's top pick looks all of 12.

Plus, there is no excuse for overlooking Robin Van Persie (Netherlands).

Masterpiece

[quote]And people wonder why Americans have a reputation for being stupid..

Americans have a reputation for being stupid because a non-native English speaker from Europe slightly misspells the English name of a Latin American country? Most peculiar.

What type is that, R1?

The World Cup is hotness mania. So many great legs and asses, and beautiful chests but not totally overgrown and roided up. And, so much diversity in the hotness - white, olive, black, brown, and mixes between and variations within. Yes, De Souza is very hot.

[quote]What type is that, [R1]?

Just looking at the pictures, they are all similarly fresh-faced and boyish (maybe slightly twinkish, but I think boyish is a better descriptor), no facial hair, not bulky. There is some variation, but I can see them in the same category.

OP, sorry bro, but your dudes look so thin and childish. There are a lot of HOT buff soccer dudes, ya know. Maty Ryan of Australia is a great example.

Aside from loving the World Cup as a sporting event, the men are just fucking beautiful. Not all, but oh, so many. I can't even say which team is the best-looking because there have been three games a day and my mind keeps changing.

Ashley Cole. Beautiful man.

No Xabi Alonso from Spain? What is wrong with you?

Martin Montoya of Spain is gorgeous. Unfortunately, his team has been eliminated.

OP likes twinks. Nothing wrong with that. Weak list though.

Really, a large number of footballers are good looking enough that most lists will just be based on personal taste. Of course, there are some stunners that are hotter than the rest--the ideal list would capture these and give a variety of ages and body types.

I'll just add that Germany's Matt Hummels has movie star looks.

An easier list would be ugliest at the World Cup: Franck Ribery, Wayne Rooney, etc.

Tim Howard

yes, lots and lots of hot men and I don't recall the jerseys on last world cup as being so fucking tight! They were practically topless and see through with sweat and just so many pecs and nips on display, plus with the replays and slow mo...wow, I'm really enjoying this world cup.

Hot Argentinian Lionel Messi

[quote]yes, lots and lots of hot men and I don't recall the jerseys on last world cup as being so fucking tight!

I remember there being "tight" jerseys in previous world cups, though not on all the teams.

This World Cup seems to have more teams with simply "tight" jerseys. But, what is really new is there are now teams - Uruguay and Ivory Coast - with not merely "tight" jerseys, but "paint on" jerseys, which clearly outline pecs and nips.

There is an online soccer (futbol/football) podcast called Men in Blazers, hosted by two English guys who have lived in the U.S. for a number of years (it can be accessed via ESPN or twitter). It's off the cuff and rambling and a lot of fun - they make a lot of pop culture and historical references, and get sidetracked. The brought up the issue of the paint-on jerseys, one of the them saying "This will be remembered as the World Cup of nipples." Lots of fun.

Someone already put together a list of the Top 50 - shirtless and in underwear (at least some of them).

Enjoy.

Adam Kwarasey, Ghana

More Adam K

And, I should say, a lot of great choices on that list I linked. Again, the diversity of colors, body types, ethnicity, etc. is great.

Dejan Lovren from Croatia

Croatia. All. End of contest.

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[quote]Really, a large number of footballers are good looking enough that most lists will just be based on personal taste. Of course, there are some stunners that are hotter than the rest--the ideal list would capture these and give a variety of ages and body types.

Oh, yes - my list wasn't meant as an "objective" one, more as an invitation for others to post their own one.

Funny how other people understand better than the OP on how a thread like this is supposed to be done.

OP, you're supposed to LINK to pics of your choices.

I think the guy who scored for Costa Rica is sorta cute.

The hottest team was clearly Spain. Of the remaining teams I'd probably say one of the CONCACAF teams or CONMEBOL teams. Then again.. they have a few not so good looking guys on the teams too.

These guys look so tiny compared to American popular athletes.

I just discovered Bosnia's Muhamed Besic, whom I hadn't noticed before, and he may have kicked Oscar out of my top 5. (It's a shame that Bosnia has already gone out now - und unjustly as well.)

OP = Bryan Singer.

I was looking for a photo of Mathieu Debuchy of France to post and found out that he and Olivier Giroud, the other hottest player on the French team, caused waves by kissing to celebrate a goal. Nothing outrageous in it but of course it caused online eyebrow waggling.

Debuchy is superhot but has some tragic tattoos.

Goalies are my thing, lots of hot ones this WC the Swiss, German, Bosnian, Ghanaian, British, Costa Rican, yum!

Yep, they're pretty fucken hot.

I can see you like them on the twinkie side, there OP.

That's why I love soccer. There's highly fuckable guys on every team no matter what your type is. Unless of course you like the 400 lb defensive lineman type then you're out of luck.

R17. Tim Howard is an inked-up, hideous mess.

nice

Most World Cup players have uncut cocks, unfortunately.

Loving James Rodriguez from Colombia.

Tim Howard looks like a hitman. He should be in the movies.

Hulk, Brazil

R40 Yes, lots of real men with highly-sensible, intact dicks like it's supposed to be and like the overwhelming majority of men have.

And OT spelled Colombia the way it is spelled in his language, bitch.

Hummels is fucking gorgeous! Just lots of stunning guys from all over the world and all kinds of ethnicities and mixes.

Thomas Muller is one old-looking 24 year old, but every time I've seen him line up to play he winks at the camera in a way that's sort of hot in a mildly sleazy way.

R46 Yeah, most people think he is at least five years older than he actually is. But he also acts very maturely in interviews so that adds to that impression.

James Rodrigues....

Instant boner.

I have such a crush on Mexico's Rafa Marquez. When he smiles I get all warm and fuzzy inside.

He is a cutie, R49.

I do like Chicharito as well.

Nigel de Long

Nigel de Jong

I wouldn't touch James Rodriguez with a ten foot pole. Colombia is one of the most violent, fucked up societies on the planet and the men have more issues than National Geographic. As the saying goes: good Colombians die young

Adnan Januzaj - Belgium

R53, racist much!

R54, I see the only grass is on the pitch. Let us know when he hits puberty.

My latest crush would be Manuel Neuer, Germany's goalie. Great looks and exceptional player in this world cup.

I can't believe that no one has named Ronaldo yet. He's GORGEOUS and,I believe,gay.

Kone (Greece).

End of discussion. Thread closed.

R4 on topic, then, it's "Jaymz", nit "Hamezz". No wonder colombianos have la reputación que tienen...

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[quote]The 18 Hottest Players in the FIFA World Cup 2014 (PHOTOS)

So hot, r52. I bet de Jong is Long indeed.

Michael Umana

Kevin DeBruyne...The Clockwork Orange is by far the best-looking team, the Spain and Germany.

Italy, so homely

Well I don't know about your 10 foot pole R53, but I'd happily touch him with my 8 inch one. Repeatedly and deeply.

Victor Ibarbo from Colombia

Stéphane Ruffier of France

Anthony Vanden Borre of Belgium

Thomas Vermaelen from France

Gökhan Inler of Switzerland

Sergio Agüero from Argentina

Yann Sommer from Switzerland

Pablo Zabaleta of Argentina

Riyad Mahrez of Algeria

Panagiotis Tachtsidis of Greece

Patrick Pemberton from Costa Rica

Orestis Karneziz of Greece

Kostas Katsouranis of Greece

Marco Fabian of Mexico

Michel Vorm from Netherlands

Robin van Persie of Netherlands

Miguel Ponce of Mexico

Javier Mascherano of Argentina

Sami Khedira of Germany

R66-R83 Jesus, way to hijack a thread!

No Grlx Phmgünåø§çt from Narnia??

[R85]: Do you have qualms with the selections?

I have a hundred more.

R86 no doubt ya do. You've posted dozens in a row, so, yeah, it seems obsessive. The title asked for 5.

Plus, some of your selections are fugly trolls, frankly.

R 86 : Of course I am obsessive. And you might find some selections fugly, but I don't always go for pretty or even handsome, but "hot" as the title suggests - which I know is in the eye of the beholder.

My top 5--in no particular order:

Iker Casillas (Spain) Jesper Cillessen (Netherlands) James Rodriguez (Colombia) Manuel Neuer (Germany) Oscar (Brazil)

Achraf Hakimi

R83 I still can’t look at Mascherano without remembering the iconic time he accidentally instigated a near death match between Carra & Gary Neville.

Well, I say deathmatch, but they could have just been eyefucking with a lot of shouting to cover up the homoerotics of it all. Idk.

[quote] I am only attracted to more muscular, manlier, beefcake type.

Mmmmm yeah and it’s dead sexy when they clatter you on pitch💪😍

I don't know why but pudding face Wayne Rooney gives me the hots.