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Top 5 Hottest World Cup Players

1. Javier Hernandez aka Chicharito (Mexico)

2. Mario Götze (Germany)

3. Erik Durm (Germany)

4. James Rodriguez (Columbia)

5. Oscar (Brazil)

Honourable mentions: Philipp Lahm (Germany), Christoph Kramer (Germany), Antoine Griezmann (France)

by Anonymousreply 9307/02/2020

You certainly have a type OP.

by Anonymousreply 106/19/2014

OP has tastes that are very different than mine. I don't find any of those dudes attractive. I am only attracted to more muscular, manlier, beefcake types, such as Givanildo Vieira de Souza.

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by Anonymousreply 206/19/2014

Please have Mr. Vieira de Souza bathed and delivered to my tent.

by Anonymousreply 306/19/2014

It's COLOMBIA, not Columbia. And people wonder why Americans have a reputation for being stupid..

by Anonymousreply 406/19/2014

OP's top pick looks all of 12.

Plus, there is no excuse for overlooking Robin Van Persie (Netherlands).

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by Anonymousreply 506/19/2014

Masterpiece

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by Anonymousreply 606/19/2014

[quote]And people wonder why Americans have a reputation for being stupid..

Americans have a reputation for being stupid because a non-native English speaker from Europe slightly misspells the English name of a Latin American country? Most peculiar.

by Anonymousreply 706/19/2014

What type is that, R1?

by Anonymousreply 806/19/2014

The World Cup is hotness mania. So many great legs and asses, and beautiful chests but not totally overgrown and roided up. And, so much diversity in the hotness - white, olive, black, brown, and mixes between and variations within. Yes, De Souza is very hot.

by Anonymousreply 906/19/2014

[quote]What type is that, [R1]?

Just looking at the pictures, they are all similarly fresh-faced and boyish (maybe slightly twinkish, but I think boyish is a better descriptor), no facial hair, not bulky. There is some variation, but I can see them in the same category.

by Anonymousreply 1006/19/2014

OP, sorry bro, but your dudes look so thin and childish. There are a lot of HOT buff soccer dudes, ya know. Maty Ryan of Australia is a great example.

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by Anonymousreply 1106/19/2014

Aside from loving the World Cup as a sporting event, the men are just fucking beautiful. Not all, but oh, so many. I can't even say which team is the best-looking because there have been three games a day and my mind keeps changing.

by Anonymousreply 1206/19/2014

Ashley Cole. Beautiful man.

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by Anonymousreply 1306/19/2014

No Xabi Alonso from Spain? What is wrong with you?

by Anonymousreply 1406/19/2014

Martin Montoya of Spain is gorgeous. Unfortunately, his team has been eliminated.

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by Anonymousreply 1506/19/2014

OP likes twinks. Nothing wrong with that. Weak list though.

Really, a large number of footballers are good looking enough that most lists will just be based on personal taste. Of course, there are some stunners that are hotter than the rest--the ideal list would capture these and give a variety of ages and body types.

I'll just add that Germany's Matt Hummels has movie star looks.

An easier list would be ugliest at the World Cup: Franck Ribery, Wayne Rooney, etc.

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by Anonymousreply 1606/19/2014

Tim Howard

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by Anonymousreply 1706/19/2014

yes, lots and lots of hot men and I don't recall the jerseys on last world cup as being so fucking tight! They were practically topless and see through with sweat and just so many pecs and nips on display, plus with the replays and slow mo...wow, I'm really enjoying this world cup.

by Anonymousreply 1806/19/2014

Hot Argentinian Lionel Messi

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by Anonymousreply 1906/19/2014

[quote]yes, lots and lots of hot men and I don't recall the jerseys on last world cup as being so fucking tight!

I remember there being "tight" jerseys in previous world cups, though not on all the teams.

This World Cup seems to have more teams with simply "tight" jerseys. But, what is really new is there are now teams - Uruguay and Ivory Coast - with not merely "tight" jerseys, but "paint on" jerseys, which clearly outline pecs and nips.

There is an online soccer (futbol/football) podcast called Men in Blazers, hosted by two English guys who have lived in the U.S. for a number of years (it can be accessed via ESPN or twitter). It's off the cuff and rambling and a lot of fun - they make a lot of pop culture and historical references, and get sidetracked. The brought up the issue of the paint-on jerseys, one of the them saying "This will be remembered as the World Cup of nipples." Lots of fun.

by Anonymousreply 2006/19/2014

Someone already put together a list of the Top 50 - shirtless and in underwear (at least some of them).

Enjoy.

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by Anonymousreply 2106/19/2014

Adam Kwarasey, Ghana

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by Anonymousreply 2206/19/2014

More Adam K

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by Anonymousreply 2306/19/2014

And, I should say, a lot of great choices on that list I linked. Again, the diversity of colors, body types, ethnicity, etc. is great.

by Anonymousreply 2406/19/2014

Dejan Lovren from Croatia

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by Anonymousreply 2506/19/2014

Croatia. All. End of contest.

by Anonymousreply 2606/20/2014

#

by Anonymousreply 2706/20/2014

[quote]Really, a large number of footballers are good looking enough that most lists will just be based on personal taste. Of course, there are some stunners that are hotter than the rest--the ideal list would capture these and give a variety of ages and body types.

Oh, yes - my list wasn't meant as an "objective" one, more as an invitation for others to post their own one.

by Anonymousreply 2806/21/2014

Funny how other people understand better than the OP on how a thread like this is supposed to be done.

OP, you're supposed to LINK to pics of your choices.

by Anonymousreply 2906/21/2014

I think the guy who scored for Costa Rica is sorta cute.

by Anonymousreply 3006/21/2014

The hottest team was clearly Spain. Of the remaining teams I'd probably say one of the CONCACAF teams or CONMEBOL teams. Then again.. they have a few not so good looking guys on the teams too.

by Anonymousreply 3106/21/2014

These guys look so tiny compared to American popular athletes.

by Anonymousreply 3206/21/2014

I just discovered Bosnia's Muhamed Besic, whom I hadn't noticed before, and he may have kicked Oscar out of my top 5. (It's a shame that Bosnia has already gone out now - und unjustly as well.)

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by Anonymousreply 3306/21/2014

OP = Bryan Singer.

by Anonymousreply 3406/21/2014

I was looking for a photo of Mathieu Debuchy of France to post and found out that he and Olivier Giroud, the other hottest player on the French team, caused waves by kissing to celebrate a goal. Nothing outrageous in it but of course it caused online eyebrow waggling.

Debuchy is superhot but has some tragic tattoos.

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by Anonymousreply 3506/22/2014

Goalies are my thing, lots of hot ones this WC the Swiss, German, Bosnian, Ghanaian, British, Costa Rican, yum!

by Anonymousreply 3606/22/2014

Yep, they're pretty fucken hot.

I can see you like them on the twinkie side, there OP.

That's why I love soccer. There's highly fuckable guys on every team no matter what your type is. Unless of course you like the 400 lb defensive lineman type then you're out of luck.

by Anonymousreply 3706/22/2014

R17. Tim Howard is an inked-up, hideous mess.

by Anonymousreply 3806/22/2014

nice

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by Anonymousreply 3906/27/2014

Most World Cup players have uncut cocks, unfortunately.

by Anonymousreply 4006/27/2014

Loving James Rodriguez from Colombia.

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by Anonymousreply 4106/27/2014

Tim Howard looks like a hitman. He should be in the movies.

by Anonymousreply 4206/27/2014

Hulk, Brazil

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by Anonymousreply 4306/28/2014

R40 Yes, lots of real men with highly-sensible, intact dicks like it's supposed to be and like the overwhelming majority of men have.

by Anonymousreply 4406/28/2014

And OT spelled Colombia the way it is spelled in his language, bitch.

Hummels is fucking gorgeous! Just lots of stunning guys from all over the world and all kinds of ethnicities and mixes.

by Anonymousreply 4506/28/2014

Thomas Muller is one old-looking 24 year old, but every time I've seen him line up to play he winks at the camera in a way that's sort of hot in a mildly sleazy way.

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by Anonymousreply 4606/28/2014

R46 Yeah, most people think he is at least five years older than he actually is. But he also acts very maturely in interviews so that adds to that impression.

by Anonymousreply 4706/28/2014

James Rodrigues....

Instant boner.

by Anonymousreply 4806/29/2014

I have such a crush on Mexico's Rafa Marquez. When he smiles I get all warm and fuzzy inside.

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by Anonymousreply 4906/29/2014

He is a cutie, R49.

I do like Chicharito as well.

by Anonymousreply 5006/29/2014

Nigel de Long

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by Anonymousreply 5107/05/2014

Nigel de Jong

by Anonymousreply 5207/05/2014

I wouldn't touch James Rodriguez with a ten foot pole. Colombia is one of the most violent, fucked up societies on the planet and the men have more issues than National Geographic. As the saying goes: good Colombians die young

by Anonymousreply 5307/05/2014

Adnan Januzaj - Belgium

by Anonymousreply 5407/05/2014

R53, racist much!

by Anonymousreply 5507/05/2014

R54, I see the only grass is on the pitch. Let us know when he hits puberty.

by Anonymousreply 5607/05/2014

My latest crush would be Manuel Neuer, Germany's goalie. Great looks and exceptional player in this world cup.

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by Anonymousreply 5707/05/2014

I can't believe that no one has named Ronaldo yet. He's GORGEOUS and,I believe,gay.

by Anonymousreply 5807/05/2014

Kone (Greece).

End of discussion. Thread closed.

by Anonymousreply 5907/05/2014

R4 on topic, then, it's "Jaymz", nit "Hamezz". No wonder colombianos have la reputación que tienen...

by Anonymousreply 6007/05/2014

See if you agree:

[quote]The 18 Hottest Players in the FIFA World Cup 2014 (PHOTOS)

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by Anonymousreply 6107/05/2014

So hot, r52. I bet de Jong is Long indeed.

by Anonymousreply 6207/05/2014

Michael Umana

by Anonymousreply 6307/05/2014

Kevin DeBruyne...The Clockwork Orange is by far the best-looking team, the Spain and Germany.

Italy, so homely

by Anonymousreply 6407/05/2014

Well I don't know about your 10 foot pole R53, but I'd happily touch him with my 8 inch one. Repeatedly and deeply.

by Anonymousreply 6507/05/2014

Victor Ibarbo from Colombia

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Stéphane Ruffier of France

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by Anonymousreply 6707/05/2014

Anthony Vanden Borre of Belgium

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Thomas Vermaelen from France

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Gökhan Inler of Switzerland

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by Anonymousreply 7007/05/2014

Sergio Agüero from Argentina

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Yann Sommer from Switzerland

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Pablo Zabaleta of Argentina

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Riyad Mahrez of Algeria

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Panagiotis Tachtsidis of Greece

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Patrick Pemberton from Costa Rica

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Orestis Karneziz of Greece

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Kostas Katsouranis of Greece

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by Anonymousreply 7807/05/2014

Marco Fabian of Mexico

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Michel Vorm from Netherlands

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by Anonymousreply 8007/05/2014

Robin van Persie of Netherlands

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by Anonymousreply 8107/05/2014

Miguel Ponce of Mexico

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by Anonymousreply 8207/05/2014

Javier Mascherano of Argentina

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by Anonymousreply 8307/05/2014

Sami Khedira of Germany

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by Anonymousreply 8407/05/2014

R66-R83 Jesus, way to hijack a thread!

No Grlx Phmgünåø§çt from Narnia??

by Anonymousreply 8507/05/2014

[R85]: Do you have qualms with the selections?

I have a hundred more.

by Anonymousreply 8607/05/2014

R86 no doubt ya do. You've posted dozens in a row, so, yeah, it seems obsessive. The title asked for 5.

Plus, some of your selections are fugly trolls, frankly.

by Anonymousreply 8707/05/2014

R 86 : Of course I am obsessive. And you might find some selections fugly, but I don't always go for pretty or even handsome, but "hot" as the title suggests - which I know is in the eye of the beholder.

by Anonymousreply 8807/05/2014

My top 5--in no particular order:

Iker Casillas (Spain) Jesper Cillessen (Netherlands) James Rodriguez (Colombia) Manuel Neuer (Germany) Oscar (Brazil)

by Anonymousreply 8907/06/2014

Achraf Hakimi

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by Anonymousreply 9006/30/2020

R83 I still can’t look at Mascherano without remembering the iconic time he accidentally instigated a near death match between Carra & Gary Neville.

Well, I say deathmatch, but they could have just been eyefucking with a lot of shouting to cover up the homoerotics of it all. Idk.

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by Anonymousreply 9106/30/2020

[quote] I am only attracted to more muscular, manlier, beefcake type.

Mmmmm yeah and it’s dead sexy when they clatter you on pitch💪😍

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by Anonymousreply 9207/02/2020

I don't know why but pudding face Wayne Rooney gives me the hots.

by Anonymousreply 9307/02/2020
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