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What does Tom Cruise think about when he masturbates?

I'd be curious.

by Anonymousreply 7802/07/2014

His empire of wealth and real estate, and his itty bitty dick that bends to the left.

by Anonymousreply 111/10/2013

Will Smith

by Anonymousreply 211/10/2013

Bert Fields

by Anonymousreply 311/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 411/10/2013

Rob Lowe coming out of the shower in "The Outsiders."

by Anonymousreply 511/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 611/10/2013

Warm noodles with buttah.

by Anonymousreply 711/10/2013

If he's into sadomasochism, he thinks about the box office for "Rock of Ages."

by Anonymousreply 811/10/2013

L Ron Hubbard

by Anonymousreply 911/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 1011/10/2013

wrestling with hunky guys

by Anonymousreply 1111/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 1211/10/2013

Careful... y'all about to get sued and forced to endure a six day deposition.

by Anonymousreply 1311/10/2013

David Miscavige, of course.

by Anonymousreply 1411/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 1511/10/2013

Non-disclosure agreements

by Anonymousreply 1611/10/2013

Missionary Irresponsible

by Anonymousreply 1711/10/2013

An Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 1811/10/2013

How could he possibly think of anything with all that crying?

by Anonymousreply 1911/10/2013

Cream of wheat

by Anonymousreply 2011/10/2013

I've heard his entire thought process while masturbating is trying not to think about how big his ass is. He has had many, many misfires because of it. I feel badly for him.

by Anonymousreply 2111/11/2013

Yuck, I don't even want to know!

by Anonymousreply 2211/11/2013

Tom Cruise doesn't masturbate.

He is masturbated by a Scientology underling, chosen by Cruise after being vetted by the army of Cruise handlers and caretakers.

by Anonymousreply 2311/11/2013

...and there is no indication that he thinks of anything at all.

by Anonymousreply 2411/11/2013

R23 has it. The scene in 'The Master' where P S Hoffman was masturbated into a sink directly references this practice.

The only important variation is that when Cruise is getting close, the underling has to shout "Show Me The Money", often, which always supplies full satisfaction.

by Anonymousreply 2511/11/2013

Tom Cruise masturbating.

by Anonymousreply 2611/11/2013


by Anonymousreply 2711/11/2013

Xenu, his perfect 10

by Anonymousreply 2811/11/2013

I know, I know, he thinks about HIMSELF !!

by Anonymousreply 2911/11/2013

Tom Cruise is so rich he hires others to masturbate for him.

by Anonymousreply 3011/11/2013

His younger self - Risky business era.

by Anonymousreply 3111/11/2013

How much harder it is than fighting the war in Afghanistan.

by Anonymousreply 3211/11/2013

Me doing him...

by Anonymousreply 3311/11/2013

"Why did I jump on that fucking couch?"

by Anonymousreply 3411/11/2013

The love of his life, Nicole Kidman.

by Anonymousreply 3511/11/2013

One day I'm gonna be a big star. One day I'm gonna be a big star...

by Anonymousreply 3611/11/2013

"how big his ass is"

Tammy has a big ass?

by Anonymousreply 3711/11/2013

Tammy IS a big ass.

by Anonymousreply 3811/11/2013

Motorcycles. Men wrestling.

by Anonymousreply 3911/11/2013

He thinks about Joel Goodson dancing around in his tighty-whiteys.

by Anonymousreply 4011/11/2013

He doesn't masturbate. Not even he wants to touch Tom Cruise.

by Anonymousreply 4111/11/2013

He has a harem of twinks which he uses for these purposes...

by Anonymousreply 4211/11/2013


by Anonymousreply 4311/11/2013

My serious guess would be hetero couples having sex. It's what I did when I was trying not to be gay. Yeah, it's delusional to think that imagining the guy with a girl isn't gay, but whatever works.

by Anonymousreply 4411/11/2013

I doubt he masturbates. He comes across as so repressed and controlling and he might damage his "tool" or whatever Mimi alluded to.

But if he does I'm sure it's himself.

by Anonymousreply 4511/11/2013

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by Anonymousreply 4611/11/2013


by Anonymousreply 4711/11/2013

Tom Cruise masturbates?

by Anonymousreply 4811/11/2013

The man in the mirror....

by Anonymousreply 4911/11/2013

Miss Cabbage blowing him and Jamie Foxx plowing him from behind.Oh and Will Smith licking his nipples.

by Anonymousreply 5011/11/2013

You keep forgetting, Tom is very small and can't reach his dick. He never masturbates so his head remains empty.

by Anonymousreply 5111/11/2013

TC doesn't masturbate because it's "unclean" and gay.

by Anonymousreply 5211/11/2013

Serious answer - "Have you ever masturbated?" is a question on the cult security check, it's prohibited in the Sea Org and exes say public members get called out for it. So whatever he's thinking of, it costs him a whole lotta money for the "ethics" handling.

by Anonymousreply 5311/11/2013

Absolutely nothing! Tammie Cruise has been 'cleared'. He's not capable of independent thought. He has to programmed via scripts.

by Anonymousreply 5411/11/2013

Mimi Rogers

by Anonymousreply 5511/11/2013

Rosie, and Oprah, while he's hummin' "Those Were the Days".

by Anonymousreply 5611/11/2013

His favorite soccer player.

by Anonymousreply 5711/11/2013

There is a pic of young Tommy under a cover, apparently doing just that. He has the expression, and there's a lump down there and his arm is under the cover.

by Anonymousreply 5811/11/2013

Consuming the result.

by Anonymousreply 5911/11/2013

His first sex experience, under the boardwalk with a middle aged carney who stank of whiskey and cigarettes

by Anonymousreply 6011/11/2013

Are you serious r54? I had never heard that. That is just so twisted and sick.

by Anonymousreply 6111/11/2013

R62, in all likelihood it's true. I've heard that sex is not encouraged among the SeaOrg and common worker drones. Not sure why. By all account L. Ron was an old perv.

by Anonymousreply 6211/11/2013

I am sure he doesn't masturbate. It probably drains his power or something.

That's probably why he has weird outlets like wrestling to completion

by Anonymousreply 6311/11/2013

This thread is useless without pictures.

by Anonymousreply 6411/11/2013

He's a rich handsome movie star with women throwing themselves at him. I really doubt he ever had to disgrace himself by masturbating.

by Anonymousreply 6511/11/2013

He masturbates?

by Anonymousreply 6611/11/2013

He has genitals?

by Anonymousreply 6711/11/2013

R66's pussy stinks

by Anonymousreply 6811/11/2013

Brad Pitt's likability.

by Anonymousreply 6911/11/2013

Yep, R62. The ex-Scientologists all say so, and Tony Ortega reported on it just this year at the link below:

by Anonymousreply 7011/11/2013

Oh, and R66, women throwing themselves at him is irrelevant; Scientology considers sex outside of marriage to be "out 2D", another condition which requires expensive (and offensive) "ethics" handling.

by Anonymousreply 7111/11/2013


And yet wasn't Suri born before Tom and Katie are married. No, I'm not under the assumption that Suri's actually his.

by Anonymousreply 7211/11/2013

Shit R72, that is some truly scary stuff.

by Anonymousreply 7311/11/2013

Tom Cruise

by Anonymousreply 7411/11/2013

He reminisces about his hired encounters with Jeff Palmer, circa 1998.

by Anonymousreply 7502/07/2014

[quote]I really doubt he ever had to disgrace himself by masturbating.

Oh, honey. You're just sad.

by Anonymousreply 7602/07/2014
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