I'd be curious.
What does Tom Cruise think about when he masturbates?
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His empire of wealth and real estate, and his itty bitty dick that bends to the left.
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Rob Lowe coming out of the shower in "The Outsiders."
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Warm noodles with buttah.
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If he's into sadomasochism, he thinks about the box office for "Rock of Ages."
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L Ron Hubbard
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wrestling with hunky guys
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Careful... y'all about to get sued and forced to endure a six day deposition.
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David Miscavige, of course.
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How could he possibly think of anything with all that crying?
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Cream of wheat
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I've heard his entire thought process while masturbating is trying not to think about how big his ass is. He has had many, many misfires because of it. I feel badly for him.
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Yuck, I don't even want to know!
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Tom Cruise doesn't masturbate.
He is masturbated by a Scientology underling, chosen by Cruise after being vetted by the army of Cruise handlers and caretakers.
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...and there is no indication that he thinks of anything at all.
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R23 has it. The scene in 'The Master' where P S Hoffman was masturbated into a sink directly references this practice.
The only important variation is that when Cruise is getting close, the underling has to shout "Show Me The Money", often, which always supplies full satisfaction.
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Tom Cruise masturbating.
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Xenu, his perfect 10
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I know, I know, he thinks about HIMSELF !!
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Tom Cruise is so rich he hires others to masturbate for him.
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His younger self - Risky business era.
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How much harder it is than fighting the war in Afghanistan.
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Me doing him...
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"Why did I jump on that fucking couch?"
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The love of his life, Nicole Kidman.
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One day I'm gonna be a big star. One day I'm gonna be a big star...
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"how big his ass is"
Tammy has a big ass?
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Tammy IS a big ass.
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Motorcycles. Men wrestling.
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He thinks about Joel Goodson dancing around in his tighty-whiteys.
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He doesn't masturbate. Not even he wants to touch Tom Cruise.
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He has a harem of twinks which he uses for these purposes...
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My serious guess would be hetero couples having sex. It's what I did when I was trying not to be gay. Yeah, it's delusional to think that imagining the guy with a girl isn't gay, but whatever works.
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I doubt he masturbates. He comes across as so repressed and controlling and he might damage his "tool" or whatever Mimi alluded to.
But if he does I'm sure it's himself.
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Tom Cruise masturbates?
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The man in the mirror....
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Miss Cabbage blowing him and Jamie Foxx plowing him from behind.Oh and Will Smith licking his nipples.
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You keep forgetting, Tom is very small and can't reach his dick. He never masturbates so his head remains empty.
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TC doesn't masturbate because it's "unclean" and gay.
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Serious answer - "Have you ever masturbated?" is a question on the cult security check, it's prohibited in the Sea Org and exes say public members get called out for it. So whatever he's thinking of, it costs him a whole lotta money for the "ethics" handling.
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Absolutely nothing! Tammie Cruise has been 'cleared'. He's not capable of independent thought. He has to programmed via scripts.
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Rosie, and Oprah, while he's hummin' "Those Were the Days".
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His favorite soccer player.
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There is a pic of young Tommy under a cover, apparently doing just that. He has the expression, and there's a lump down there and his arm is under the cover.
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Consuming the result.
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His first sex experience, under the boardwalk with a middle aged carney who stank of whiskey and cigarettes
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Are you serious r54? I had never heard that. That is just so twisted and sick.
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R62, in all likelihood it's true. I've heard that sex is not encouraged among the SeaOrg and common worker drones. Not sure why. By all account L. Ron was an old perv.
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I am sure he doesn't masturbate. It probably drains his power or something.
That's probably why he has weird outlets like wrestling to completion
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This thread is useless without pictures.
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He's a rich handsome movie star with women throwing themselves at him. I really doubt he ever had to disgrace himself by masturbating.
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He has genitals?
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R66's pussy stinks
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Brad Pitt's likability.
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Yep, R62. The ex-Scientologists all say so, and Tony Ortega reported on it just this year at the link below:
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Oh, and R66, women throwing themselves at him is irrelevant; Scientology considers sex outside of marriage to be "out 2D", another condition which requires expensive (and offensive) "ethics" handling.
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And yet wasn't Suri born before Tom and Katie are married. No, I'm not under the assumption that Suri's actually his.
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Shit R72, that is some truly scary stuff.
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He reminisces about his hired encounters with Jeff Palmer, circa 1998.
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[quote]I really doubt he ever had to disgrace himself by masturbating.
Oh, honey. You're just sad.
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