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Dude accidentally shot himself while masturbating

Dude used to get turned on pointing a gun at his gut and pulling the trigger ans he jerked, the sound of the click of he empty chamber was a big turn on. We got together because we share the same fetksh/fantasy about getting shot in the gut. Anyway, somehow he left a live round in the gun and accidentally shot himself.

by Anonymousreply 2611/25/2013

Bang Bang He Shot Me Down, Bang Bang My Baby Shot me Down.

by Anonymousreply 111/11/2013

Dude!

by Anonymousreply 211/11/2013

And I just thought you went blind!!

by Anonymousreply 411/11/2013

dude, way to load your shoot!

by Anonymousreply 511/11/2013

Extreme Shooting Times!

by Anonymousreply 611/11/2013

So does he still have that fetish?

by Anonymousreply 711/11/2013

Talk about shooting your wad!

by Anonymousreply 811/11/2013

Buck would never have shot himself while masturbating.

by Anonymousreply 911/11/2013

I shot the sheriff, AND the deputy, right in the nuts.

by Anonymousreply 1011/11/2013

Darwin Award candidate.

by Anonymousreply 1111/11/2013

Exciting Sexual Tale!

by Anonymousreply 1211/11/2013

Entirely supposedly true.

by Anonymousreply 1311/11/2013

If this is really true, you have to be the dumbest assholes around.

by Anonymousreply 1411/11/2013

That must have been the most powerful cum shot in history. It literally went through his eye...and brain...and wall...

by Anonymousreply 1511/11/2013

r5 wins.

by Anonymousreply 1611/11/2013

Erotic Stimulation Tragedy!

by Anonymousreply 1711/11/2013

Murder accused para-olympian Oscar Pistorius' father Henk shot off one of his balls while in University. True story. So it's not "that" uncommon.

by Anonymousreply 1811/11/2013

Don't all gun owners do that? Surprised it doesn't happen more often.

by Anonymousreply 1911/11/2013

This. Never. Happened.

This did, though.

by Anonymousreply 2011/11/2013

he was a double jerk off

by Anonymousreply 2111/11/2013

R18, you went to school in the South, didn't you?

by Anonymousreply 2211/11/2013

R22 yeah, grew up in SA.

by Anonymousreply 2311/12/2013

He looks too much like Lance Bass for me.

by Anonymousreply 2411/13/2013

Now if only his dick had a gun...

by Anonymousreply 2511/13/2013

oh lord the catholics were right, it DOES kill you

by Anonymousreply 2611/25/2013
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